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最慘係我地依然要將呢一套教比下一代。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZcKKLjLZxx
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面對個囡，當然唔想比佢知老豆咁無用，對住老婆就更加唔想講，費事佢煩我。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZ0uhgyp0l
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疫情影響之下真係好難搵工好多人失業，行過d天橋同公園望下就知多咗人要瞓街。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLzVz4Q81F
失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG3G2DP2K5
公園，商場，圖書館，球場，麥記，海邊通通都去過晒，好多時一坐就半日，215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTyWlXkd0M
日日咁坐真係好消磨意志個人好似越呢越頹廢無晒希望咁。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGdkjIfCSq
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhl0fZdSQ7
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呢一晚我又扮返工，一條友坐咗係公園外圍嘅一張長凳上面望住手機無所事事。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn1MTdVQfX
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Maybo：【做緊乜？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXXeiST2ir
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講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBks5k1UhEd
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我問：【乜水呢架？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡidJzNxDnho
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Maybo：【我尋日識架。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VgKao7Fv9
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我：【吓，尋日？我睇內容重以為情約三生添。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z6RGYkp5S
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Maybo：【哈哈，佢好痴情，不停話好鍾意我好想約我。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdqnbQwwbC
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Maybo：【有呀。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVKZjhYrrO
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Maybo：【佢樣普通啦，不過有成18cm。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr44eqmaQH0
唔知大家D道量衡好唔好，到底18cm有幾長？就咁講可能好難明，有D實物會易理解D。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzNta9ZmSW7
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHi41Lbl6b
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Maybo：【哈哈，我無話要睇架，係佢自己send過呢。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92GgE9nSCZ
嗱，証明我無講錯啦，都話呢D人用賓周諗野架啦。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjWelreTV1
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我：【咁妳比D乜相人睇先。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdxpalp72NA
之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxh76KiaR4G
仆街我部手機cheap野呢乍唔防水架，嗱嗱聲抹乾淨部機再回覆。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAOwW30mf6
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我：【小姐，妳比張咁嘅相人睇好難怪人地唔比條賓周做回禮架喎。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4RM0gXeFPk
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Maybo：【好普通之嗎。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlKCO1N5dT
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我：【係，不過少布咗D啫。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEZYnZdG4y
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Maybo：【又唔係無著。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpnLfbJxGW
到底嗰張相有幾暴露？咪緊緊遮到嗰點嘅三點式泳衣，215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7BjY2IwaJ2
暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8akp5Vz8K
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我：【既然咁合拍，咁約咗未？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdm8fxMwfu
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Maybo：【無喎，重有兩個傾緊，一個靚仔不過矮，另一個都有16cm又係咁痴情。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5e9si2bh4
真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnI7G47XYnY
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我：【無言。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZGUuH5deL
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUk4qpqBo6
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hIV139yZn
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Maybo：【呢個星期想加我做好友嘅男人。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5jnIF7BTp
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我：【D男人係唔係痴線架。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYymVLYvIZ
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Maybo：【係囉，連相都無只係寫住人妻都咁樣。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5npwU6ZnGz
仆街，咁可能我都有份add喎…215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbs9MfnRP8H
總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhbsfYXAdZ
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDamu12L3FE
係某大討論區入面有句名言，就係男人玩app越玩越自卑，女人玩app越玩越自大就係咁原因。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1kMGo8eVs
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我：【Maybo姐，究竟妳TG入面有幾多男人同一時間傾緊？】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoZwz7nCLp
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXFuFoPQHq
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTbKgVdOqM
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我：【妳真係好利害可以同一時間應付咁多人。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjakbEHEBF
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Maybo：【好多都只係識講早晨同早抖咋，無幾多個會認真傾。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjU3JCJW1a
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNPP7eIVXq
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Maybo：【我知，要瞓啦，Good night。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfiyB51Rao
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我：【OK。】215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSn65iIQtkB
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3Cj8cC5vl
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkKSUs1rhJ
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就係我發呆時，一部大貨車行過我面前停底，車上面放滿一箱箱嘅橙。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtRGY6WscQ
有一位望落三十幾嘅印巴落咗車，佢一個人開始由車尾一箱一箱咁將D橙搬落呢放係手推車上面。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrKBhzZkTm
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMORpUayg2
有D就好有錢揸超跑，而有D就窮到燶成班人住一間劏房。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfRT5dHiN8
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望見佢咁樣搬都幾辛苦，唔洗一陣已經成件衫濕晒。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVgMOpiorO
當佢搬完打算推去送貨時，其中一箱係手推車上面跌咗落呢，215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN0HTqz3wV
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見到佢咁反正我無野做於是起身行埋去幫佢執。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuRFF9qtZK
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我都已經執緊所以無理會，將手上面幾個橙放入佢個箱到，之後執埋地下嗰D。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGjANvk9Rd
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWVRzSf11Da
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我搖搖頭話：[唔洗啦。]215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKO0XJPEr6s
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印巴望一望我，好似唔係好相信我咁問。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6iB5vGFIz
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqpTYRPAzjX
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXtAE8Vyeqh
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqGjkQGPmN
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睇怕都係鬧我，我只好苦笑一吓。215Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplJ0O8VcTi
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