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失業原來唔係最痛苦，最痛苦係扮返工。撞啱個囡成日係屋企，又唔可以比佢知只好每日都出街。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3BnczXSkJ
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身邊又無人可以同我傾下，好彩仲有Maybo陪我吹水，不過我都無同佢講我失業，因為同佢傾計覺得佢係一個幾開心嘅人，無謂將自己嘅負面情緒影響到人。所以我地多數都係傾下網上識到D乜人。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYsVG3eOiY
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講完佢就send咗幾張cap圖過呢，睇見係一個對男女人嘅對話，兩個人應該幾熟見個男係咁話好鍾意佢好想同佢一齊，又叫佢搬過去同佢一齊住。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJvDLcFtvr
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啫係有D雄性生物佢地個腦長度同呢支蒸餾水差唔多。你地無睇錯，我亦無打錯字，係佢地個腦，因為呢D人通常都係用嗰度諗野。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5pZKDr0xM
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之後Maybo又send咗張限時相過呢，我邊飲水邊睇，點知一開張相幾乎噴晒D水出呢。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8lOI95bxC
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暴唔暴露就睇個人標準啦，係Maybo姐眼中叫小兒科，係好多餓男眼中呢D叫好正，係我眼中叫好肥，係我老婆眼中呢D叫淫穢，係豬肉佬眼中呢D叫腩肉最好中間落刀。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QPIwRFhOb
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真係痴乜線，肥婆都咁多人掙，定係我唔正常？453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfls9JUd8nP
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我：【無言。】453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBEFfrq4GM
之後Maybo姐又再整多張相比我睇，第一時間望一望周圍有無人先，我唔係介意人話我咸濕，我係介意人當我重口味。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtKop6ou1f
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開埋張相睇，見到唔係Maybo姐d褔利相，而係一張數字圖，個數字寫住5XX。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxRcZiIeAr
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總之…究竟D男人有幾餓？香港又無飢荒，Maybo姐拖上山夠食幾年呀仆街！453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwifXlnP09J
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點解我咁惱氣？咪就係呢D咁嘅餓鬼做壞個市囉，劣幣驅逐良幣，D好野就走晒，留底都係嗰班當正自己係女神嘅肥妹。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvkYkRU6Nu
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Maybo：【三十個左右。】453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx8ovt7pOw
睇到未，落夜場都未必有三十條女比你揀啦。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJrJI94pnJ
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我：【網上識人自己小心D，D男人為咗呃女上床乜都講得出架。】453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEielGlaTR
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Maybo offline之後又得返我一條友坐係到。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7QsJJgMql
唉…望住個月光，咁樣有家婦不得嘅日字仲要挨幾耐？453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDW2trGjsv
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香港D印巴好兩極，有D好勤力乜辛苦工都肯做，有D就好鬼懶日日游手好閒。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKCS4jUppl
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佢係褲袋到攞咗包紙巾比我。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8YGqDweqOB
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佢放底部手推車然後用佢地D話大聲叫咗個好似係人名。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvLDjm5at4
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佢行埋去個白色長袍男人面前，用佢地D話傾計。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOMfGZwo9e
個男人望一望我然後好大聲同印巴講野，仲指手晝腳好似好激動咁。453Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmwmO36H7R
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