客人面色不好,都幾恐怖,偏偏一臉天真,神情興奮到不得之了。226Please respect copyright.PENANAN9z1WsqNWO
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他企在我旁邊,活潑地對師傅說了句:「君王頭上耍單刀!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAylgKuR7cHQ
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師傅本身手中拿住件尼龍袍,聽到客人的話,就一臉得意,一手把尼龍袍揚開讓客人穿手入去:「四方豪杰盡低頭啊,講暗號,實識咩,你以為天地會?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAhOQerjZwSn
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「咁師傅一陣係咪你幫我烤草,果位師傅就幫我漿草?」客人邊問邊穿手進去尼龍袍,我雖然聽唔明客人講乜,不過佢話「果位師傅」時候明顯係指我。226Please respect copyright.PENANA3Wc5pOFXVk
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漿草?烤草?我果陣心諗幫咩佢漿草。後來我才知道烤草是剪髮,漿草是洗頭,華人幫派與一些傳統行業都會用一些外人聽不明的語言來溝通。226Please respect copyright.PENANAH779jnCeQj
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師傅尖聲屌了一聲,被客人引笑到見到煙屎牙唔見眼,「你隊草添啦同埋,出去睇真啲,呢度叫上海理髮公司咩?好彩啊叔識野你考我唔到,試吓叫我度佬丫,整波你個頭架!」226Please respect copyright.PENANA8O3NMpR66G
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整波,原來是整衰,度佬,就是理髮師傅,當然我也是後來才知道。226Please respect copyright.PENANAtFd0pziJMo
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客人自己整理衣襟,答道:「整波你個頭架!我知,上海街理髮吖嘛,我有病,最中意留意埋人哋走漏眼嘅野啦,所以你地唔算上海理髮舖咩?」226Please respect copyright.PENANA2hcP2sAsP5
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「呢度廣東理髮舖,洗頭剪髮都係我做架啦!上海師傅先會分開唔同人搞。」師傅再答。226Please respect copyright.PENANAD6WMz9e2hi
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「咁果位叔叔做咩架?」226Please respect copyright.PENANAEBcxqHGLC0
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竟然叫我叔叔,我雖然唔介意,但呢位細佬都幾無禮貌。226Please respect copyright.PENANAeqLdyIEnSZ
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「專門幫我開熱水爐囉!嗱,佢一陣呢,發完哞哣果陣,就會醒爬行去開牆上面粒掣!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAPpfR8x3WTn
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我立即仆去開洗頭間隔牆上的水爐掣,橫置的白色圓桶型水爐發出了擎擎聲,我留意到水爐上的牌子寫住「berlin」,心諗一定是德國牌子,這時原來客人在留意我留意緊咩,竟然無啦啦開口講解:「呢個柏林牌係香港本土牌子嚟啦,當年係佢哋第一家本地製造電熱水爐,1967年到宜家,你睇招紙下面都有寫住Since 1967啦。」226Please respect copyright.PENANAn5rREfB2BI
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「哦,你識咁多野嘅!」禮貌講聲,不過我都無問。226Please respect copyright.PENANA80Gz9OeARN
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「識咁多野嘅!無計啦,有病吖嘛!我哋六個一齊變做人,又會你正正常常,我又會咁嘅!真係好笑啊!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAJpaKEIMEyE
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「咩病啊,咁巴閉!過嚟洗頭啦!」師傅招手示意客人行去洗頭。226Please respect copyright.PENANAT8ix19yE4y
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「哎呀,唔係巴閉啊,我係自閉症患者嚟架!我有病架!唔巴閉啊!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAcnrfAHSKfi
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「挑!」師傅一邊打開花灑試水,一邊回應:「架巴士反車果陣,你摟實咗隔離細路女個頭,人地都唔洗嚟飛髮,你唔巴閉咩!」226Please respect copyright.PENANAyUIr3qBGnz
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反車!那就代表客人也是死於車禍了。想像到可能是我與新郎的撞車連帶害到這位客人反車身亡,我覺得血管裡面的血像是結了冰,兩腳不自覺慢慢後退,最終我跌坐回到紅皮長櫈上,感覺整個人都在外太空飄浮。226Please respect copyright.PENANAK3L6zv5l9O
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如果總共有六條魚用咗Mandy個身體,會唔會今日就要六條魚一齊車禍死?唔計埋我,咁我係咪害死咗五條命?226Please respect copyright.PENANADZbiamscju
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