我踏入理髮舖,多了眉目反而梳之不順,心中疑惑更是越理越亂,一心希望向師傅問個清楚,所以我在入門的一刻對眼就追住師傅,師傅沒多看我,只是笑笑口道:「身劍合一過唔過癮啊?文師傅吓話?」207Please respect copyright.PENANAUC55l64Uee
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我聽得迷惘,「吓?點解叫返我文師傅,佢地話師傅你先係文殊菩薩。」207Please respect copyright.PENANAHeofAR6wVw
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「嗨!邊個揸得住閻摩降邊個咪叫文殊囉,舊時大清國皇帝逼大明國嘅人剃頭,又挾撚咗把刀,衛藏喇嘛夠代代叫佢地做文殊皇帝。」207Please respect copyright.PENANAN7kT1gh3dF
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師傅說的話訊息太多,歷史我沒研究,衛藏喇嘛都不知是甚麼意思,但我最覺得離奇是他說皇帝挾咗把刀,收音機劍俠故都有講,劍俠每每斬人,聲先劍後人方至,邊個挾得到劍俠的飛劍!我想得入神,就企在原地問師傅:「但點挾,咁清朝皇帝都係劍俠嚟咩?」207Please respect copyright.PENANAkBJD8rQ0NB
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「大清國唔係清朝!你識唔識!睇鹹片啊!潮吹就有你份!」師傅講野果然麻甩,他一心糾正,非要我改口才答我。207Please respect copyright.PENANAImttYkWntD
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「咁大清國皇帝係唔係劍俠?」207Please respect copyright.PENANAheWLWceTBi
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「人講劍俠你講劍俠。」師傅笑我,這倒提醒了我,我只是一尾凝住劍俠是一個群體,而師傅係劍俠之一,師傅從沒對我講過劍俠的事:「大清國皇帝識撚劍術,佢地想要飛劍咪俾囉,又唔會有劍俠教佢地,大家尊稱佢地文殊,佢地就更加扮識唔敢問。」207Please respect copyright.PENANAwkPCOnSAha
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俗世嘅皇帝,竟然俾劍俠當狗咁撚。207Please respect copyright.PENANAVZbhqW997t
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這時師傅叫我把刀還給他,再提我把門鈴重新掛上。207Please respect copyright.PENANAeOE3Cvt7P8
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我聽從師傅指示,還刀之後開始拆下腰間啷啷,腦子冷靜下來,又開始組織自己心中疑問。207Please respect copyright.PENANApJxEW1RplV
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到底甚麼是剃頭?甚麼是劍俠心師魚師?甚麼是元神肉體?六魚Mandy道生的宿世恩怨是怎樣演變至今?為甚麼了哥最終衰到貼地?207Please respect copyright.PENANANrQUPkDyuv
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最重要的問題是:「到底我係咪死咗?」我在伸手掛門鈴的一下恍神,問題就已經衝口而出。207Please respect copyright.PENANARbQzQAOuwK
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這時我把臉了轉向師傅的方向,完全不知下一個客人原來已站在門後,直至聽到敲玻璃門聲,才知道有人光臨。207Please respect copyright.PENANAAWfk8lHiMT
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那是一個年輕人,男仔,身穿校服,十六對下,睇落沒上一位客人那樣有明顯外傷,但面色紫紫藍藍,似乎是缺氧而死的,我不知他是否所謂六條魚之一,也不知他是否死於同一場車禍,但車禍竟然會令人缺氧死,我不是法醫,不敢亂猜。207Please respect copyright.PENANAFdZrjA1M3L
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「一陣答你啦,唔好阻到人。」207Please respect copyright.PENANAQPtyGBvdQR
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我聞言讓開,畢竟送人好好上路也很重要,而且師傅應酬了我咁耐已經很好耐性,唔讓就太自私。207Please respect copyright.PENANA4LST1pKSxe
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客人推開門,叮叮噹噹。207Please respect copyright.PENANAR82C0WFRol
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「飛髮定剃頭。」207Please respect copyright.PENANAsd09p4IdW9
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「剃頭唔該!」來人回答。207Please respect copyright.PENANAteQF9XSyYa
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「醒目!」師傅滿意點頭。207Please respect copyright.PENANA65hAxaPC1W
207Please respect copyright.PENANAA1F2eZVb9Y
哎,好煩,原來飛髮剃頭都係醒目。
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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