我踏入理髮舖，多了眉目反而梳之不順，心中疑惑更是越理越亂，一心希望向師傅問個清楚，所以我在入門的一刻對眼就追住師傅，師傅沒多看我，只是笑笑口道：「身劍合一過唔過癮啊？文師傅吓話？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Btkvqfv6b
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我聽得迷惘，「吓？點解叫返我文師傅，佢地話師傅你先係文殊菩薩。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOVljj7gUB
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「嗨！邊個揸得住閻摩降邊個咪叫文殊囉，舊時大清國皇帝逼大明國嘅人剃頭，又挾撚咗把刀，衛藏喇嘛夠代代叫佢地做文殊皇帝。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLpA8MyhyJ
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師傅說的話訊息太多，歷史我沒研究，衛藏喇嘛都不知是甚麼意思，但我最覺得離奇是他說皇帝挾咗把刀，收音機劍俠故都有講，劍俠每每斬人，聲先劍後人方至，邊個挾得到劍俠的飛劍！我想得入神，就企在原地問師傅：「但點挾，咁清朝皇帝都係劍俠嚟咩？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJb2PxwHj5
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「大清國唔係清朝！你識唔識！睇鹹片啊！潮吹就有你份！」師傅講野果然麻甩，他一心糾正，非要我改口才答我。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZ7Fm7tH5H
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「咁大清國皇帝係唔係劍俠？」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnBN6FaYUi
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「人講劍俠你講劍俠。」師傅笑我，這倒提醒了我，我只是一尾凝住劍俠是一個群體，而師傅係劍俠之一，師傅從沒對我講過劍俠的事：「大清國皇帝識撚劍術，佢地想要飛劍咪俾囉，又唔會有劍俠教佢地，大家尊稱佢地文殊，佢地就更加扮識唔敢問。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8gx7O6Ya1
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俗世嘅皇帝，竟然俾劍俠當狗咁撚。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7fBsxG0hQ
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這時師傅叫我把刀還給他，再提我把門鈴重新掛上。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpPQnPK9da
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我聽從師傅指示，還刀之後開始拆下腰間啷啷，腦子冷靜下來，又開始組織自己心中疑問。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ywyrAniVN
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到底甚麼是剃頭？甚麼是劍俠心師魚師？甚麼是元神肉體？六魚Mandy道生的宿世恩怨是怎樣演變至今？為甚麼了哥最終衰到貼地？326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaZ6bqf6k5z
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最重要的問題是：「到底我係咪死咗？」我在伸手掛門鈴的一下恍神，問題就已經衝口而出。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6M6BzpRvxh
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這時我把臉了轉向師傅的方向，完全不知下一個客人原來已站在門後，直至聽到敲玻璃門聲，才知道有人光臨。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ085nio7yN7
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那是一個年輕人，男仔，身穿校服，十六對下，睇落沒上一位客人那樣有明顯外傷，但面色紫紫藍藍，似乎是缺氧而死的，我不知他是否所謂六條魚之一，也不知他是否死於同一場車禍，但車禍竟然會令人缺氧死，我不是法醫，不敢亂猜。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPcVoScPTk
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「一陣答你啦，唔好阻到人。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCqNAUXkNo
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我聞言讓開，畢竟送人好好上路也很重要，而且師傅應酬了我咁耐已經很好耐性，唔讓就太自私。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4XjBpkxVu
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客人推開門，叮叮噹噹。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje0eij8ICP
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「飛髮定剃頭。」326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SRYFPKA8b
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「剃頭唔該！」來人回答。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXh8XboyrJ
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「醒目！」師傅滿意點頭。326Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG25tAmwkys
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哎，好煩，原來飛髮剃頭都係醒目。8964 copyright protection322ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1uL58Ra5PO 維尼

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