轟——!103Please respect copyright.PENANA7o91p2BESH
(天地間一聲巨響,出現一朵巨大的蘑菇雲。)103Please respect copyright.PENANAuWpwVz31bu
(天庭)103Please respect copyright.PENANA6bgfjS9OH1
(靈霄殿)103Please respect copyright.PENANADpomGZSZri
(玉帝正趴在桌子上睡覺)103Please respect copyright.PENANAKlCk2zr56l
傳令官:報——!!!103Please respect copyright.PENANAMR0qgx5uBn
(玉帝一驚,伸著懶腰醒來)103Please respect copyright.PENANAziHZcjDEkZ
玉帝:什麽事啊?這麽大聲?又打擾我睡覺。103Please respect copyright.PENANAQjjpkF33ha
傳令官:千裏眼、順風耳在殿外求見。103Please respect copyright.PENANAobuq8eEY3S
玉帝:傳。(趴在桌上繼續睡覺)103Please respect copyright.PENANArWU0A8ad0f
(千裏眼和順風耳興致勃勃的走上殿來)103Please respect copyright.PENANATrPxaeN5Uk
千裏眼:陛下,我們耗時千年研製的元子神彈,今日在下界爆裂成功啦!103Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9gosCQ26A
玉帝(猛地醒來):哦!真的?耶!耶!(狂喜)103Please respect copyright.PENANAd1vycdDifF
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的聲音太巨大了,竟震壞我兩個耳膜。103Please respect copyright.PENANAQfq5vFSQl5
玉帝:你不是有九九八十一個耳膜嗎?震壞兩個算什麽?別大驚小怪的。103Please respect copyright.PENANAnl6m8HPh09
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂時發出強烈刺眼的光線……103Please respect copyright.PENANAzZTjGau69j
玉帝:啊!你的眼睛沒受傷害吧?你只有兩只眼睛。103Please respect copyright.PENANAuu7EzYxddv
千裏眼:哈哈!沒,沒。我戴墨鏡看的。103Please respect copyright.PENANAu9l7OXOFCV
玉帝:算你小子聰明!103Please respect copyright.PENANAcLwdbDOYFA
千裏眼:元子神彈爆裂後生成直沖天庭像蘑菇一般巨大的雲煙,壯觀無比!我從來沒看到過那麽美麗的景色。103Please respect copyright.PENANApTteHA8gGK
順風耳:元子神彈爆裂的余音不斷,聽得我心曠神怡。103Please respect copyright.PENANAxHZRDhhHQE
玉帝:哦?這麽壯觀的場景怎麽不早先告我?!103Please respect copyright.PENANAY96VKu5uy9
千裏眼:陛下,你忘了我的眼睛有錄製功能。我已經把神彈爆裂實況全部錄製下來,你想看隨時就可以看。103Please respect copyright.PENANAH7vLcUil8t
玉帝:真有你小子的!103Please respect copyright.PENANA2O2KyLrtcH
順風耳:可惜我的耳朵沒錄製功能,沒錄下元子神彈的爆裂聲音。103Please respect copyright.PENANAd3fznCyDPl
玉帝:唉!沒關系,就當看無聲電影吧。小順子,下去把你的耳朵改造改造。你不知道聲音也在滅絕嗎?隨時隨地錄製聲音,很具有生物學價值。103Please respect copyright.PENANAwacs0Kh0qD
順風耳:謝陛下指點。等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣絕對會全全錄製元子神彈的聲音。103Please respect copyright.PENANAonhHMF8VyL
千裏眼:等元子神彈第二次爆裂的時候,微臣會戴上彩色的眼鏡,不會讓你再看黑白電影。103Please respect copyright.PENANAmXRXxAWb26
玉帝:都給我住口!103Please respect copyright.PENANA4vjyrheLiZ
千裏眼/順風耳:陛下,我們的想法難道不好嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANA3QkXoIvMPw
玉帝:是好想法。做為你們的老大,我常常教導你們,做神要低調,不要張口閉口神啊神的。103Please respect copyright.PENANA1QF3MAd75H
千裏眼/順風耳:臣等明白!103Please respect copyright.PENANAAcxwi4DmYW
玉帝:以後說起元子神彈要去掉「神」字,改稱——元子彈。103Please respect copyright.PENANAJMZieZfUn7
千裏眼/順風耳:元子彈???103Please respect copyright.PENANAp03RphPmLi
(在下界元子彈的爆裂處——花果山,位於沙漠地帶,山上山下寸草不生。由於上界元子彈103Please respect copyright.PENANAgpqgQ9V0bE
爆裂,產生肥沃的土壤,使花果山方圓百裏變的有花、有果,成為名副其實的——花果山!)103Please respect copyright.PENANA52iogFyaLX
(山上莫名其妙地會聚了一群猴子)103Please respect copyright.PENANAlN8JVgfdEi
(由於上界在此進行了上千年的元子彈試驗,一個路過的猴子慘遭輻射,導致基因突變,成103Please respect copyright.PENANA6BOUw9rJeW
為神猴!親們,因為神猴是元子彈產生的,所以這裏我們先稱神猴為——元猴。)103Please respect copyright.PENANAQAvXiuN40A
(山上的群猴正在水裏洗澡、玩耍,元猴走到水邊,準備跳入水中)103Please respect copyright.PENANA38JFW5HA6M
通背猿猴:等等!(一把攔住元猴)103Please respect copyright.PENANAvnIUGufYLm
元猴:幹嘛?103Please respect copyright.PENANAooF69BqMAH
通背猿猴:你要幹嘛?103Please respect copyright.PENANAVUbZDidAun
元猴:我打算洗個澡。可以吧?103Please respect copyright.PENANAPz2ucCJBxa
通背猿猴:可以。103Please respect copyright.PENANA3N0fmcMMFH
(元猴想跳入水中,又被一把攔住)103Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5frUnZvdo
元猴:你要幹嘛?103Please respect copyright.PENANAK8xJQxPd0M
通背猿猴:我……我聞到你身上有股怪味兒。103Please respect copyright.PENANAeZxvrcuv8R
元猴:不是怪味兒,是火藥味兒。你的鼻子出問題了,勸你趕快去看五官科的太醫。103Please respect copyright.PENANAKnohg7mQjL
通背猿猴:你身上怎麽會有火藥味兒?103Please respect copyright.PENANAclW66XokpR
元猴:說來話長。103Please respect copyright.PENANAvVHqosLbKZ
通背猿猴:我想聽聽。103Please respect copyright.PENANAV0oRPfv3tz
元猴:我急著洗澡,我洗澡先怎樣?103Please respect copyright.PENANAN863S4RD7e
通背猿猴:我急著聽你的話,你說先怎樣?103Please respect copyright.PENANAcBMfKIyeev
元猴:好吧。關於我身上的火藥味兒~~~103Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZERAuiQAq
通背猿猴:嗯……103Please respect copyright.PENANAOZ27tO1WWi
元猴:一不小心就有了。103Please respect copyright.PENANAkYCfh5GwYZ
通背猿猴:啊。103Please respect copyright.PENANAZG0nLacAMe
(噗通!元猴縱身跳入水中)103Please respect copyright.PENANADNeuhloNOf
通背猿猴:哇!這個入水動作,簡直太美了!103Please respect copyright.PENANAmv8KV4e9fy
(群猴繼續在水裏玩耍。忽然,聽到一個猴子大叫!)103Please respect copyright.PENANAQJycyaLQER
猴子甲:有黑洞!有黑洞!……103Please respect copyright.PENANA681P4DWHZU
(猴子甲指著上流的瀑布處大叫著,水中群猴都被吸引上岸)103Please respect copyright.PENANAqXUsc2MseO
通背猿猴:黑洞?什麽是黑洞啊?103Please respect copyright.PENANAY6YnQyTEVu
元猴:笨豬!黑洞就是沒有燈光和火光的洞啦!103Please respect copyright.PENANAFDdXDVTqhJ
通背猿猴:貌似你知道很多。你進去看看怎樣?103Please respect copyright.PENANAg9llNAXvxE
元猴:有誰進去過沒有?103Please respect copyright.PENANAK1luI4OGld
通背猿猴:剛發現的,應該沒有。103Please respect copyright.PENANA8xLsD7Kgmm
元猴:我可沒那個膽量。103Please respect copyright.PENANAr6aHWivh9m
通背猿猴:那你瞎嚷嚷什麽?103Please respect copyright.PENANA6s1QADFVhv
元猴:我看你不了解,解釋一下給你聽嘍。103Please respect copyright.PENANAPmZrF5fcnk
通背猿猴:哪個膽大的敢進洞看看啊?103Please respect copyright.PENANAzmNqbqYFRY
(眾猴不語)103Please respect copyright.PENANAcjRsDZzDN4
通背猿猴:誰敢進黑洞,我們就拜他為王!103Please respect copyright.PENANA1K0qwj6Xga
(眾猴又不語。過了一會兒)103Please respect copyright.PENANA8xmx3qyAhM
元猴:我進去看看怎樣?103Please respect copyright.PENANAdmKrVPJ5v4
通背猿猴:你怎麽過了一會兒才說出來?103Please respect copyright.PENANAFHxJ2Dn8zA
元猴:我一向很謙虛,沒想到諸位比我更謙虛。我花時間考慮了一下,最後做出決定,所以103Please respect copyright.PENANAAsF1U76bHm
過了一會兒。103Please respect copyright.PENANAjJnqzexDdQ
通背猿猴:廢話少說!你這就進洞吧。103Please respect copyright.PENANAHiz0dryhIR
元猴:我有個要求。103Please respect copyright.PENANA4cN4Tzixlp
通背猿猴:說。103Please respect copyright.PENANAL87DIVJ66Y
元猴:我聽說身體進入黑洞可能會導致時空穿越,如果我進黑洞後穿越到500年前或500年後,猴王不但做不成,我從此還消失了。103Please respect copyright.PENANA24zpuub8fX
通背猿猴:你想怎樣?103Please respect copyright.PENANA2nSZwgSwbA
元猴:你們總的建個標誌性的建築紀念紀念我吧?103Please respect copyright.PENANAYq3WUrRkbZ
通背猿猴:好!你消失後就在此給你立個牌子,上寫:某某某在此穿越!103Please respect copyright.PENANAtJ9wtd48nt
元猴:牌子的原料要選非常堅硬的石頭,「某某某在此穿越!」要選用利刀深深的刻在石頭上面,還要……103Please respect copyright.PENANAwFFvdOS7N4
通背猿猴:好!好!好!都答應你!你快進去吧!進去吧!103Please respect copyright.PENANAoGqm8kLwb5
(通背猿猴雙手一推元猴,元猴飛身離地,穿過瀑布,進入黑洞)103Please respect copyright.PENANAK66uq3KYBT
(黑洞內金光閃閃!)103Please respect copyright.PENANAecqxKRS9zO
元猴:哇!難道這裏是座寶藏?103Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ8kYXhvmh
(走近一看,石壁上有10個閃閃發光的大字:花果山福地,水簾洞洞天。)103Please respect copyright.PENANASVsqswXZtC
元猴:靠!我以為是金銀珠寶,原來只是幾個閃光字。103Please respect copyright.PENANAg5M29PO3CE
(砰!一聲,拿出一火把點亮。環視洞中,發現有石鍋、石竈、石碗、石杯、石盆、103Please respect copyright.PENANABv8mxXZ1BF
石床、石凳……)103Please respect copyright.PENANA9r6KbGYhQh
元猴:這兒家具挺全的,以前應該有人居住。不會是山頂洞人吧?103Please respect copyright.PENANAwcrQ1fedhD
(洞外)103Please respect copyright.PENANAoRjl0y07dx
眾猴:怎麽還不出來?103Please respect copyright.PENANAVAawoT7r5X
通背猿猴:唉!我們為他立碑吧。103Please respect copyright.PENANAnrNqkAgKuY
(嗖——!一聲,但見瀑布處水花濺出,緊接著有一不明飛行物飛出黑洞!)103Please respect copyright.PENANAi9QIRyqcMV
通背猿猴:有飛碟!103Please respect copyright.PENANAAobzir8bcC
(不明飛行物一落地,卻是元猴。眾猴圍上)103Please respect copyright.PENANAvxxSj2B6eM
眾猴:黑洞裏邊有什麽?黑洞裏邊有什麽?…………103Please respect copyright.PENANAv5ENgByeN4
元猴:這個……103Please respect copyright.PENANAq5BicqwTZe
通背猿猴:某某某,黑洞裏邊有什麽?快說!103Please respect copyright.PENANAcvAZDN5CUf
眾猴:某某某快說!某某某快說!……103Please respect copyright.PENANAh7VpptLsBf
元猴:諸位,你們對我的稱謂,是不是該換換了?103Please respect copyright.PENANAuWQIG900Lx
通背猿猴:什麽稱謂換換什麽啦?103Please respect copyright.PENANAfVD0myT2Zk
元猴:你當眾說,誰敢進洞就拜誰為王。我進去了。你們這幫無賴還不拜我為王!103Please respect copyright.PENANAbBRGgv0xRc
通背猿猴:哈哈!不好意思。我們一時心急想知道黑洞的秘密,把那事忘了。103Please respect copyright.PENANAJr0Y1zfiB4
元猴:現在想起來了吧?用不用我再提醒你們一遍?103Please respect copyright.PENANAhsauFMHyEr
通背猿猴:不用!不用!都來拜見我們的大王!103Please respect copyright.PENANAG957qy7DqE
眾猴:拜見大王!103Please respect copyright.PENANAF9B0CpiFwM
(群猴俯首而拜,高呼:大王萬歲!)103Please respect copyright.PENANANIdSeD14R0
通背猿猴:大王啊,黑洞裏面……103Please respect copyright.PENANAu9MUERSrFA
猴王:黑洞裏面是個三室兩廳兩衛的房子。103Please respect copyright.PENANAocstwAy2Ea
通背猿猴:原來是個三居室。103Please respect copyright.PENANAZUfh895rO4
猴王:可以這麽說。103Please respect copyright.PENANA8mDcG8qlaj
通背猿猴:房子不小,可惜容不下我們全部入住。留著給大王住吧。103Please respect copyright.PENANAfB4YKmdhpk
猴王:雖是個三居室,可每居都有上百平米,足夠我們全全入住。103Please respect copyright.PENANAoMKxbx2t8I
通背猿猴:哦!這樣的話,我們就和大王群居!103Please respect copyright.PENANADopeEJz1qK
猴王:是同居!你用詞文雅一點好不好?103Please respect copyright.PENANAQAM7kMKbK6
通背猿猴:我們什麽時候搬進去?103Please respect copyright.PENANAysC1NuQaLY
猴王:現在就搬。隨我來!103Please respect copyright.PENANATTtaPzr2YE
(群猴跟著猴王飛入洞中)103Please respect copyright.PENANAlwjX74278d
(在洞內,眾猴張燈結彩,手舞足蹈,歡天喜地!)103Please respect copyright.PENANAOUOQc2aNQb
(通背猿猴看到那幾個閃光的字)103Please respect copyright.PENANAsChYsnucrq
通背猿猴:哈哈!原來這黑洞叫水簾洞。好名字!好名字呀!103Please respect copyright.PENANA5E1lUJmgUR
猴子甲:大王,你也應該有個好名字才好。103Please respect copyright.PENANA4obRKjJIap
猴王:你們稱我為王,我已經心滿意足。103Please respect copyright.PENANAWzKLFvEN8m
通背猿猴:大王,我看到你縱身跳水的姿勢非常的美,那一瞬間,使我終身難忘。103Please respect copyright.PENANA3lINg56W0X
猴王:待會兒出去,我再跳給你看。103Please respect copyright.PENANAhMXUODx8ii
通背猿猴:不如,我們就稱你為美猴王吧!103Please respect copyright.PENANA6bMxEUfkqD
猴王:美猴王?103Please respect copyright.PENANAp5BhWrWhQ3
群猴:美猴王!美猴王!美猴王!…………103Please respect copyright.PENANAiCRdTL6tn0
猴王:隨你們的便啦。103Please respect copyright.PENANAN1VHOKRivo
猴子甲:大王叫美猴王,我叫麗猴王!103Please respect copyright.PENANAupMiX2GffY
猴子乙:我叫帥猴王!103Please respect copyright.PENANATq1ztm4IK1
猴子丙:我叫酷猴王!103Please respect copyright.PENANAAMWxSZYuz3
…………103Please respect copyright.PENANAPE9lvr0xBe
(美猴王把通背猿猴叫道一旁)103Please respect copyright.PENANAkExvb0HHRU
美猴王:你打算叫什麽?103Please respect copyright.PENANA0w2OhoXFhJ
通背猿猴:好名字都被他們搶了,我無所謂了。103Please respect copyright.PENANAgcicjJngaF
美猴王:你貴姓?103Please respect copyright.PENANAxhu7tSuw1g
通背猿猴:姓通。103Please respect copyright.PENANAaxtZGauoRl
美猴王:名字?103Please respect copyright.PENANAKa7HxdjpYN
通背猿猴:背。103Please respect copyright.PENANA978FNNoiZx
美猴王:背什麽?103Please respect copyright.PENANAPCKEUuezrZ
通背猿猴:只有一個背。103Please respect copyright.PENANAiSZeWHw71i
美猴王:嗯,本大王冊封你為通背猴王怎樣?103Please respect copyright.PENANAC0l51eDioc
通背猿猴:好名字!大王有文采!103Please respect copyright.PENANAR4vuKxdKRP
(至此,花果山水簾洞建立了以美猴王為首的猴王帝國!)103Please respect copyright.PENANAGSMJbrtSoc
(一日,美猴王正在設宴與群臣喝酒,傳令猴急匆匆跑進水簾洞)103Please respect copyright.PENANAU5AC0KTc9v
傳令猴:報告大王,出事了!103Please respect copyright.PENANASWsAeKA8BA
美猴王:愛卿何事驚慌?103Please respect copyright.PENANApNnP1tDVkX
傳令猴:帥猴王在攀山時不小心墜入懸崖摔死了。103Please respect copyright.PENANAat5rRmucur
美猴王:啊!我的帥愛卿,你去的太早了!55555……(痛哭流涕)103Please respect copyright.PENANA5SPUpkqmMf
(美猴王在花果山為帥猴王舉行了莊嚴隆重的葬禮。葬禮上,群猴紛紛落淚。)103Please respect copyright.PENANAkh5CeosMMR
(群猴都不哭了,只有美猴王哭泣不止)103Please respect copyright.PENANAnyl6wxmgqM
通背猿猴:大王,猴死不能復生。希望你……103Please respect copyright.PENANAiwRm2gcdi0
美猴王:55555……(哭的更加厲害)103Please respect copyright.PENANAgsjgI8tNdu
群猴:大王,別哭了。帥猴王永遠活在我們心中。103Please respect copyright.PENANADuTUIaeuZ9
美猴王:我不是僅僅為我的帥愛卿而哭,他只不過是去的早了一點。諸位想一想,百年之後我們都會像帥猴王一樣離開這個美麗富饒的花果山,離開這個逍遙自在世界。你們不覺得這樣的結局很悲慘嗎?103Please respect copyright.PENANARUFCVz2nr2
(群猴聽罷,一個個掩面悲啼!)103Please respect copyright.PENANABuxFQ3Unnl
通背猿猴:大王,你的意思是,我們活的再長久,都不免一死?103Please respect copyright.PENANA08S1teZAGi
美猴王:嗯啊!103Please respect copyright.PENANADUgIx02p7C
通背猿猴:大王想要長生不死,不是沒有辦法。103Please respect copyright.PENANAMLArMWIY3a
美猴王:不是沒有辦法就是有辦法了?103Please respect copyright.PENANAfX8sAPJilA
通背猿猴:嗯啊!103Please respect copyright.PENANAK5qv0Fk0GI
美猴王:快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!快說!………103Please respect copyright.PENANAtF3IeVkOjA
通背猿猴:在海外的古洞仙山住有神仙,大王可登門拜訪,學個長生不老之術,不生不滅,與天地山川齊壽!103Please respect copyright.PENANAUgOCbb7N2L
美猴王:來人!103Please respect copyright.PENANAYjK6cJnPF9
傳令猴:大王何事?103Please respect copyright.PENANAUBEJpgBxKG
美猴王:備船!103Please respect copyright.PENANA9BeLRJjJZl
傳令猴:是!103Please respect copyright.PENANA8ISQrQg1Ur
(嗖——!猴王乘船漂洋過海尋訪神仙去了)103Please respect copyright.PENANA3rVjgP3Hsh
103Please respect copyright.PENANAVYfYlFvUpQ
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