Two Different Worlds [KOTLCxHP Crossover] - CHAPTER-1

Unknown has been added to the chat

Unknown

Theo if you've added me to another one of your annoying gossip chats, I will end you.

Funkyhair

Please tell me you haven't added

the wrong person.

Lord of the snuggles

I added the number she gave me!

Sparkles

Well then, she gave you the wrong number, doofus

Unknown

So you're not Theodore?

Lord of the snuggles

Who's Theodore?

Sparkles

More importantly, who are you?

Lady Foss-Boss

Stop texting during class

Unknown

Theo's a person

I'm a person

That's all you can know

Funkyhair

So she's human

Good to know

Unknown

I'm getting either 12 year old boy or 69 year old man vibes from this one

Slim shady

I like her

Funkyhair

Ouch human, that hurts.

I'm 16.

I think

Unknown

That's the same age as me.

I should not have said that

Lord of the snuggles

Well, that narrows the field down to all level sixes

Slim shady

She's human, you idiot

Unknown

I love how you assume I'm a girl

Slim shady

You talk like one

Unknown

What?!

I DO NOT!

The average girl talks like, OMG, did you see what Tasha was wearing? It looks,like, sooo bad on her.

*exaggerated hand movements*

Sparkles

Hey, I don't talk like that, do I?

Lady Foss-Boss

Seriously, stop texting in class!

Funkyhair

Awww, come on Foster, live a little.

Unknown

Anyways, I'm going to leave you muggles alone

Lady Foss-Boss

Muggles?

Are you a Potterhead?

Unknown

No, I'm a Slytherin

Ah, shit

Unknown has left the chat

Funkyhair added Unknown to the chat

Unknown

Well, at least I can say I tried

Fireball

What's happening?

Unknown

To sum it all up, Lord of the snuggles had asked a girl to give him her number and then she gave him the wrong number which turned out to my number so they ended up adding me to the chat, and now I'm staying forever so, deal with it.

Waves

Fitz got rejected?

Unknown

Lord of the snuggles' name is Fitz

His parents must hate him

Slim shady

Correction: I love her

Sparkles

Funkyhair

Fireball

Lord of the snuggles

My parents love me!

Sparkles

But they love me more

Unknown

Sparkles does seem like a more likable person

Sparkles

MARRY ME!

Unknown

When and where?

Lady Foss-Boss

You just met

Unknown

Love is an open doooooooooor

Lady Foss-Boss

Then close it

Unknown

But Elsa!

IT'S TRUE LOVE

*insert puppy dog eyes*

Lady Foss-Boss

True love doesn't exist

Unknown

Ok. Maleficent

Slim shady

What has happened in the ten seconds that I left my phone?

I feel like the convo just spiralled from sensible to insane

Like how I wake up calm and then start yelling when I see Linh's life size water elves

Waking up to that is terrifying

I hope Keefe experiences it one day

Funkyhair

Bring it on Bang's boy

Unknown

Funkyhair's name is Keefe

I'm going to exit this conversation before Snape takes my phone away

Unknown-----> out

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