Two Different Worlds [KOTLCxHP Crossover] - CHAPTER-2

Unknown

I'm bored

Slim shady

So?

Unknown

Entertain me

Slim shady

I will

Unknown

Really?!

Slim shady

For 50 Lusters

Unknown

OMG

Slim shady

What

Unknown

You're an elf

It all makes sense now

Lady Foss-Boss

She can't be human, then

Or she's my sister

AMY, IS THAT YOU?

Unknown

NO IT'S NOT

You're sister's human?

Ohhhhhhhhhh

You're that girl

The one who's saved the world and actually got recognized for it

Lady Foss-Boss

Thank you?

Unknown

Yeah, they taught us about you in detention

Something about dOIng gREat tHinGs and not fOoliNg arOUnd IiKe rUffIAns

Ahhhhh, good times

Lord of the snuggles

She's a witch

Slim shady

Really Fitz, just because she's better than you doesn't mean you can call her names

Lord of the snuggles

I am going to pretend you didn't say that

You remember they taught us at school about another species of human called Witches and Wizards?

Lady Foss-Boss

Like in Harry Potter

Unknown

Please tell me you don't think Harry's a hero

Cause he's really not

Lady Foss-Boss

But he saved everyone from Riddle

Unknown

You mean Tom?

Rita spun a story around our lives

Tom's actually in school with me

He's the Hogwarts Heartthrob

But he is as bad as Rita made him

And just as good looking

Funkyhair

You good, Foster?

You look like you're going to explode

Lady Foss-Boss

So there's no Lord Voldemort?

Unknown

There is

He's Tom's father

Disgusting nose-less teenage girl he is

At least his sons are good looking

Lady Foss-Boss

Sons?

Unknown

Yeah

Mattheo and Tom Riddle

P e r f e c t i o n

And then we have our lovely Ferret

And Theo

Sparkles

You also have someone trying to destroy your world

Give us some tips on how to save ours

Unknown

The biggest tip you should remember is

You most definitely cannot defeat the villain alone

Why?

BECAUSE THE VILLAIN IS STRONGER AND HOTTER THAN YOU

Although in your case, that might not be true

Cause Lady Foss-boss has like five abilities and all of you are insanely good looking

Or so I hear

Sparkles

We do work as a team though

So why aren't they in Exile yet?!

Unknown

Tip number 2

Do not think you can just throw your enemies in jail, they WILL break out

You have to kill them

Slim shady

I love how she says that so nonchalantly

Waves

You love everything about her

Funkyhair

OoooooOoooh

Is Bangs Boy in looOoove

Slim shady

Keefe, istg, I will infect you with shadowflux

Funkyhair

I mean, you already have infected me with creepy shadows

But I forgive you for that since, ya know, Mommy Dearest forced you to do it

Unknown

I have a feeling that these two don't like each other

Lord of the snuggles

Oh wow

How did you figure that out

You're a genius

Unknown

Look here Fitzy, just because your family is rich and you have a powerful group of friends, doesn't mean that you can't be murdered my me

M'Kay?

Sparkles

ALL HAIL QUEEN UNKNOWN

Lady Foss-Boss

Hogwarts exists?

Unknown

'Course it does

I go there

Lady Foss-Boss

So when I was 11 and hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts, there were people who were ACTUALLY getting their letter?

Unknown

You would've gotten a letter from Ilvermony

But yeah, if you were a witch, you would've gotten an acceptance letter

Funkyhair

I think Foster's in shock rn

Wiz Tech

I don't charge my phone for 1 day and we meet a new person

Unknown

You survived a day without your phone

That's like, impossible

It's like telling Snape to wash his hair

Or Dumbledore to cut his beard

Or Draco to stop being a ferret

It defies the natural order of things

Lady Foss-Boss

Malfoy actually got turned into a ferret?

And Diggory's dead?

Unknown

Yes, Draco was turned into a Ferret

We never let him live it down

He lives in fear of us doing it again

Lady Foss-Boss

I shall now go to my room and question my life

Adios amigos

Unknown

I'll join you

See you later, my elfigators

Slim shady

That was a HORRIBLE joke

Unknown

Buzz off

Slim shady

It really was a horrible joke tho

Elfigators?

That's worse than elfwiches

Unknown

Ouch Slim, that hurts

I thought we had something

Was it all a lie?

Have you been leading me on?

OH, THE PAIN

ITS UNBEARABLE

I SEE THE LIGHT

My ghost will haunt you forever

Slim shady

No Joanne, my love, do not leave me on this cruel earth alone

Please forgive me, darling

Unknown

Joanne?

Nice name

Unlike Fitz

And I forgive you, even though you have sinned

Waves

Yeah, this isn't my brother

Lord of the snuggles

FITS IS A GOOD NAME

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