That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra210Please respect copyright.PENANAs9f8BQvZkB
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"210Please respect copyright.PENANAKGvMOty6bT
Someone said as we shook hands.210Please respect copyright.PENANAB1evaz5HS1
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.210Please respect copyright.PENANAFBeQFsNb6g
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,210Please respect copyright.PENANAAlhSyfFwS9
You're a gentleman who understands,210Please respect copyright.PENANAXQFLdunNRx
I'm a gal who must be hot."210Please respect copyright.PENANAIK2FLI2x5c
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,210Please respect copyright.PENANAokvtR51S4c
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,210Please respect copyright.PENANA8NRptXzNiI
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!210Please respect copyright.PENANAdYyoXeOYbu
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!210Please respect copyright.PENANAGQimvmMhmq
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."210Please respect copyright.PENANA1fy6WTmM8u
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I practiced every day,210Please respect copyright.PENANAsIfJfSO7J5
To find some clever lines to say,210Please respect copyright.PENANA9u6gUoyqrz
To make the meaning come through...210Please respect copyright.PENANAMqoVzxvDsp
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:210Please respect copyright.PENANAf9ObJxnsq6
"Gorbinschnozzel."210Please respect copyright.PENANAwTQpoiPobp
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,210Please respect copyright.PENANATeGjtkPOzJ
Like the day before.210Please respect copyright.PENANAQ9A8wxt2cu
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He loves dirt,210Please respect copyright.PENANAYjhc8JOOsj
He hates peanut butter,210Please respect copyright.PENANA3q2aIIq6nB
He loves berries.210Please respect copyright.PENANAyUedWTP6cV
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That's why Lord Franchesco,210Please respect copyright.PENANABRnDOkr0RI
That's why Lord Franchesco,210Please respect copyright.PENANAoB2i2DunBp
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.210Please respect copyright.PENANARM74bwzCwv
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Gorbinschnozzel.210Please respect copyright.PENANAausZPrMo9L
Gorbinschnozzel...