Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.609Please respect copyright.PENANAMPS60tp4o3
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,609Please respect copyright.PENANASEI3hgGsW6
Invading my mind day and through the night,609Please respect copyright.PENANA9XE0mwWQtc
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.609Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZtOjh4NwZ
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?609Please respect copyright.PENANAmU7BF2MRZI
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.609Please respect copyright.PENANA7JGtH2mtUj
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,609Please respect copyright.PENANAKWMZttO7PI
And the springtime has the sad graduate.609Please respect copyright.PENANAL3t77swmSt
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.609Please respect copyright.PENANAlEsYJY8hQg
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.609Please respect copyright.PENANAM1KNU2Kw8A
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.609Please respect copyright.PENANAQDmbFQl2Tv
My hate for you is the fine compromise.609Please respect copyright.PENANAi26zl5qE12
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,609Please respect copyright.PENANAAiw7aw5eJp
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.609Please respect copyright.PENANA8Q7CmTWAvB
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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