Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.552Please respect copyright.PENANAwozcffwSRm
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,552Please respect copyright.PENANASoCKocdiGs
Invading my mind day and through the night,552Please respect copyright.PENANAFKSsxpKLWE
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.552Please respect copyright.PENANA9NEzCGeO35
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?552Please respect copyright.PENANAkeCxav6UYe
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.552Please respect copyright.PENANANMvUgW8cNo
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,552Please respect copyright.PENANARvAklMCyMn
And the springtime has the sad graduate.552Please respect copyright.PENANA669MOJG2e9
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.552Please respect copyright.PENANA8W8gj0A0Ym
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.552Please respect copyright.PENANAWbgJMRuaZD
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.552Please respect copyright.PENANAusdXht19xX
My hate for you is the fine compromise.552Please respect copyright.PENANA41r3xHOgK3
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,552Please respect copyright.PENANA6RFihlch08
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.552Please respect copyright.PENANAPdMJA8e4Br
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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