Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.468Please respect copyright.PENANAvVgmcZ9JTx
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,468Please respect copyright.PENANAAJwkqGOMaN
Invading my mind day and through the night,468Please respect copyright.PENANAAX0SRnafCW
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.468Please respect copyright.PENANA7ed2jngaBd
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?468Please respect copyright.PENANAscC4R5C0tb
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.468Please respect copyright.PENANAHcDMETQSpZ
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,468Please respect copyright.PENANADavbdIo0rj
And the springtime has the sad graduate.468Please respect copyright.PENANAIZpVb3hDfw
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.468Please respect copyright.PENANAsuFcRnAczQ
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.468Please respect copyright.PENANAFDDouOs6Pr
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.468Please respect copyright.PENANAWIC6vMr1mk
My hate for you is the fine compromise.468Please respect copyright.PENANAd2D8r7yXbB
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,468Please respect copyright.PENANAUeY0axCzlR
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.468Please respect copyright.PENANAaDBmvcBNSG
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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