Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.526Please respect copyright.PENANAhxWuPefeSQ
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,526Please respect copyright.PENANAiyNCCgKLV3
Invading my mind day and through the night,526Please respect copyright.PENANApc29Kesbqd
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.526Please respect copyright.PENANAnlFwxfbnnY
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?526Please respect copyright.PENANAlN0XBsZEAb
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.526Please respect copyright.PENANAVRhpHW0N1s
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,526Please respect copyright.PENANANk5xTw65uh
And the springtime has the sad graduate.526Please respect copyright.PENANA4eZxyOHOUu
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.526Please respect copyright.PENANAjRUDp7zAw1
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.526Please respect copyright.PENANA7yBGs8kLOL
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.526Please respect copyright.PENANAifYGdUxqvS
My hate for you is the fine compromise.526Please respect copyright.PENANANzIGGllIus
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,526Please respect copyright.PENANA1q6nlh7GyC
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.526Please respect copyright.PENANA8C6TSwTkLf
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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