Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.837Please respect copyright.PENANApBMTiy6IhF
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,837Please respect copyright.PENANAItcAhSUjj6
Invading my mind day and through the night,837Please respect copyright.PENANANjB0VWwYQK
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.837Please respect copyright.PENANALswWDSwUni
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?837Please respect copyright.PENANATV700cibd3
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.837Please respect copyright.PENANAAi7BeBePuQ
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,837Please respect copyright.PENANAHmrC4q4PgW
And the springtime has the sad graduate.837Please respect copyright.PENANAqFgxeiPhn3
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.837Please respect copyright.PENANA3BJOMP2Uql
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.837Please respect copyright.PENANAthiWU8gKnP
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.837Please respect copyright.PENANA0nL9aThPTA
My hate for you is the fine compromise.837Please respect copyright.PENANAi7hyoQRLRB
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,837Please respect copyright.PENANAVMQOSy31ug
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.837Please respect copyright.PENANAK3L1VjgCc8
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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