Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.505Please respect copyright.PENANAsu5PNl5QFh
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,505Please respect copyright.PENANAsJeOyjkYP7
Invading my mind day and through the night,505Please respect copyright.PENANAWcse3ImdiM
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.505Please respect copyright.PENANAjzrtggJpg3
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?505Please respect copyright.PENANAehW5CGavJS
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.505Please respect copyright.PENANAaj0lnMbnh1
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,505Please respect copyright.PENANACOkgCK7mwi
And the springtime has the sad graduate.505Please respect copyright.PENANAb2ZPQVLodI
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.505Please respect copyright.PENANAbpfi1asCl2
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.505Please respect copyright.PENANAyipxPdEzHj
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.505Please respect copyright.PENANASafLY4QGbL
My hate for you is the fine compromise.505Please respect copyright.PENANANkUtCt11KS
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,505Please respect copyright.PENANAygUgDzy8Ly
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.505Please respect copyright.PENANAcBVkl0kB6d
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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