That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra213Please respect copyright.PENANApfMagnAPjF
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"213Please respect copyright.PENANAwQcfCIUlbI
Someone said as we shook hands.213Please respect copyright.PENANAE2kQoHrQJK
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.213Please respect copyright.PENANA8lclrf8VgU
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,213Please respect copyright.PENANAPNjPRNJOcn
You're a gentleman who understands,213Please respect copyright.PENANAVvkD8LjhN6
I'm a gal who must be hot."213Please respect copyright.PENANA6H2dKyFja6
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,213Please respect copyright.PENANAMXvWYPExVP
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,213Please respect copyright.PENANAsuUewBPtHH
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!213Please respect copyright.PENANAjcXNAnDy4M
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!213Please respect copyright.PENANAg7WF0ltyAE
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."213Please respect copyright.PENANAyS0vXkWAuB
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I practiced every day,213Please respect copyright.PENANASIoNcmGvn7
To find some clever lines to say,213Please respect copyright.PENANA1WMqkO9D3D
To make the meaning come through...213Please respect copyright.PENANA4L2gniv2z8
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:213Please respect copyright.PENANAj3BiwgeVlm
"Gorbinschnozzel."213Please respect copyright.PENANAZcn5PSfZMO
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,213Please respect copyright.PENANA4z5U6FPHNv
Like the day before.213Please respect copyright.PENANAU5JlIRnnje
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He loves dirt,213Please respect copyright.PENANAIEhexKtPpO
He hates peanut butter,213Please respect copyright.PENANAeMvf2ySNen
He loves berries.213Please respect copyright.PENANAuuOtqD6O7J
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That's why Lord Franchesco,213Please respect copyright.PENANAj43Ubc7O7c
That's why Lord Franchesco,213Please respect copyright.PENANAiNL2gLJQ5b
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.213Please respect copyright.PENANAwQRfv2aLrG
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Gorbinschnozzel.213Please respect copyright.PENANABhSC2jJ2z8
Gorbinschnozzel...