That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra463Please respect copyright.PENANAgLEaqsdsSj
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"463Please respect copyright.PENANAS1CMBmjUo9
Someone said as we shook hands.463Please respect copyright.PENANAszV9C2lgMw
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.463Please respect copyright.PENANA53id3P8EZm
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,463Please respect copyright.PENANA5sv0kCgr9M
You're a gentleman who understands,463Please respect copyright.PENANAFX4gWLeKr4
I'm a gal who must be hot."463Please respect copyright.PENANAAqIRlpcEft
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,463Please respect copyright.PENANAQz9QcoND5W
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,463Please respect copyright.PENANACF8dR1EaHg
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!463Please respect copyright.PENANAGlsBARglg9
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!463Please respect copyright.PENANAkapP1QlSku
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."463Please respect copyright.PENANA1mS1U6GycH
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I practiced every day,463Please respect copyright.PENANA5o0HFzFjHo
To find some clever lines to say,463Please respect copyright.PENANAN6ix7Bj0F1
To make the meaning come through...463Please respect copyright.PENANAyonPrx0str
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:463Please respect copyright.PENANAM4vdeOJBDd
"Gorbinschnozzel."463Please respect copyright.PENANADt51BRfTKx
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,463Please respect copyright.PENANAkcM99A4TOw
Like the day before.463Please respect copyright.PENANAnonOC6eFom
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He loves dirt,463Please respect copyright.PENANAFvZHHlmCKt
He hates peanut butter,463Please respect copyright.PENANAXcYLcKLRo4
He loves berries.463Please respect copyright.PENANA6ayWR466IA
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That's why Lord Franchesco,463Please respect copyright.PENANAZKjX39RYau
That's why Lord Franchesco,463Please respect copyright.PENANAIv6vfWU5oX
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.463Please respect copyright.PENANASzx3SL9YrV
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Gorbinschnozzel.463Please respect copyright.PENANAEs9N5i8zoO
Gorbinschnozzel...