That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra374Please respect copyright.PENANA7luoXc5D7n
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"374Please respect copyright.PENANAHLeJdTEVbD
Someone said as we shook hands.374Please respect copyright.PENANAFZMHkkQ3fW
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.374Please respect copyright.PENANAyltJVU75BP
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,374Please respect copyright.PENANA0uCyQJqpqG
You're a gentleman who understands,374Please respect copyright.PENANAndQYlvpeBG
I'm a gal who must be hot."374Please respect copyright.PENANATNOUhwykQs
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,374Please respect copyright.PENANAF76p441uNz
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,374Please respect copyright.PENANA0DaWyLI5pj
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!374Please respect copyright.PENANA5tKCU3ZJDq
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!374Please respect copyright.PENANAb0LLJn2De5
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."374Please respect copyright.PENANAPJhq43jVxa
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I practiced every day,374Please respect copyright.PENANA3dXj2TdxL3
To find some clever lines to say,374Please respect copyright.PENANAU1hUMT53mR
To make the meaning come through...374Please respect copyright.PENANARFaYQkZiOi
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:374Please respect copyright.PENANASZkfwLITCQ
"Gorbinschnozzel."374Please respect copyright.PENANAEYlDEQC9oX
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,374Please respect copyright.PENANAw7yX0jB0h8
Like the day before.374Please respect copyright.PENANAjOmyCjP5wH
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He loves dirt,374Please respect copyright.PENANAjXsdp5TsyB
He hates peanut butter,374Please respect copyright.PENANA0GLdBSrwXa
He loves berries.374Please respect copyright.PENANA9jNl4zClj0
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That's why Lord Franchesco,374Please respect copyright.PENANA0opteeXU3U
That's why Lord Franchesco,374Please respect copyright.PENANA0zerUOauDT
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.374Please respect copyright.PENANAyPNdMHVRcY
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Gorbinschnozzel.374Please respect copyright.PENANA2m7YnbXmRr
Gorbinschnozzel...