That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra441Please respect copyright.PENANATap1hj4ati
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"441Please respect copyright.PENANAGchlN0R3yM
Someone said as we shook hands.441Please respect copyright.PENANADY9UhmzslK
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.441Please respect copyright.PENANAjD3a9Gw8Yq
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,441Please respect copyright.PENANAL6xifvOmhN
You're a gentleman who understands,441Please respect copyright.PENANAL2hRQxM12U
I'm a gal who must be hot."441Please respect copyright.PENANA65rcZ7fYsi
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,441Please respect copyright.PENANAqOtkNdeKvi
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,441Please respect copyright.PENANA4otJYNkaXT
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!441Please respect copyright.PENANAx5BGPWtHld
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!441Please respect copyright.PENANAuSl8i6sZKs
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."441Please respect copyright.PENANAUDmozYIxnY
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I practiced every day,441Please respect copyright.PENANAlf68dnFXyt
To find some clever lines to say,441Please respect copyright.PENANAYn9T3dGzqD
To make the meaning come through...441Please respect copyright.PENANA3z52NieYnR
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:441Please respect copyright.PENANAcSG9DPieva
"Gorbinschnozzel."441Please respect copyright.PENANAYWNnjGOGwb
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,441Please respect copyright.PENANAoD5as57bC6
Like the day before.441Please respect copyright.PENANA4AuxAwEzdx
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He loves dirt,441Please respect copyright.PENANANoaWenxjEl
He hates peanut butter,441Please respect copyright.PENANAayBAgTRIbl
He loves berries.441Please respect copyright.PENANAEBhlzc0m76
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That's why Lord Franchesco,441Please respect copyright.PENANA47LvC3nN9q
That's why Lord Franchesco,441Please respect copyright.PENANAIfIlgQC6B2
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.441Please respect copyright.PENANAfquxcna6OG
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Gorbinschnozzel.441Please respect copyright.PENANAXiQvEYiTfv
Gorbinschnozzel...