That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke
By MarkTwain2.0, Clovers, and Hope Smith
In the style of Frank Sinatra401Please respect copyright.PENANAf15uLLBZnL
"Have you met Lord Franchesco?"401Please respect copyright.PENANAD3PgyNowjw
Someone said as we shook hands.401Please respect copyright.PENANA1oygLZisTp
He was just Lord Franchesco to me.401Please respect copyright.PENANAQFnsCHdhD8
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Then I said, "Lord Franchesco,401Please respect copyright.PENANAHacmbefcc5
You're a gentleman who understands,401Please respect copyright.PENANABVLGCR9r5H
I'm a gal who must be hot."401Please respect copyright.PENANAdfQ2Wm7LGR
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"'You better compliment me, you better not say mean things to me,401Please respect copyright.PENANAKouxYy66lK
You better not hurt my feelings, I'm telling you why,401Please respect copyright.PENANAACWQp2E9bc
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!401Please respect copyright.PENANAPdnT9XvSCc
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin' to town!401Please respect copyright.PENANADaICX640O0
The Duke Of Vermeer is comin', comin' to town."401Please respect copyright.PENANAZKfK3Aq3kQ
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I practiced every day,401Please respect copyright.PENANAQdzUUb535K
To find some clever lines to say,401Please respect copyright.PENANAQHqi9ASuse
To make the meaning come through...401Please respect copyright.PENANAqGSsmkdwxm
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And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:401Please respect copyright.PENANANqCrLvdNQu
"Gorbinschnozzel."401Please respect copyright.PENANASXQXbQ07QF
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I can see it in his eyes, that he despises vegetables,401Please respect copyright.PENANASECjnIJlNg
Like the day before.401Please respect copyright.PENANADwKzmir1YP
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He loves dirt,401Please respect copyright.PENANAtPjh6iCAfh
He hates peanut butter,401Please respect copyright.PENANAnhQ8Xe4vqr
He loves berries.401Please respect copyright.PENANAyevx3k9RZs
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That's why Lord Franchesco,401Please respect copyright.PENANAQtTHt5psoP
That's why Lord Franchesco,401Please respect copyright.PENANA7lOyyFzc6A
That's why Lord Franchesco is a Duke.401Please respect copyright.PENANAXCs0i1Rrzv
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Gorbinschnozzel.401Please respect copyright.PENANA1NqjXEEHvj
Gorbinschnozzel...