Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.287Please respect copyright.PENANA2eyj6UEm37
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,287Please respect copyright.PENANAQaWwirK7DQ
Invading my mind day and through the night,287Please respect copyright.PENANAEy47H3eUzx
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.287Please respect copyright.PENANAbdNRX4FIht
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?287Please respect copyright.PENANAWgywm77YYM
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.287Please respect copyright.PENANAuqA2Uk9vrC
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,287Please respect copyright.PENANA9WTD64InTC
And the springtime has the sad graduate.287Please respect copyright.PENANAerVCWROx5B
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.287Please respect copyright.PENANA9ETt5DeHNP
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.287Please respect copyright.PENANAa6HrXYK79R
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.287Please respect copyright.PENANA67DaMrY84x
My hate for you is the fine compromise.287Please respect copyright.PENANAX949QGPjUh
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,287Please respect copyright.PENANAkFaplNuunS
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.287Please respect copyright.PENANAAr2yqxktaH
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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