Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.502Please respect copyright.PENANARRkyEseux1
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,502Please respect copyright.PENANA9TvKVIkI6o
Invading my mind day and through the night,502Please respect copyright.PENANAWFzbjCkM8b
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.502Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2uSi0OCud
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?502Please respect copyright.PENANAYTHBZuvdmO
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.502Please respect copyright.PENANAlhBdGlr49e
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,502Please respect copyright.PENANAelxVN3Wzit
And the springtime has the sad graduate.502Please respect copyright.PENANAbo8oOfK8ZT
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.502Please respect copyright.PENANA1t8abZJt8z
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.502Please respect copyright.PENANAb1orIZG4I1
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.502Please respect copyright.PENANABXa9zt4SPj
My hate for you is the fine compromise.502Please respect copyright.PENANAKI4q7jSVbX
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,502Please respect copyright.PENANAbZLRXTgEDx
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.502Please respect copyright.PENANAdvkSgM6Kv1
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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