Not a song, but a poem written using a poem generator from the same people who make the song generator.
Ode to the Tom
by Hope Smith
My ugly Tom, you inspire me to write.576Please respect copyright.PENANAI6uW99Xc0p
How I hate the way you sing, sleep and dance,576Please respect copyright.PENANAqST9MVvfU7
Invading my mind day and through the night,576Please respect copyright.PENANAPRFxGqYaFr
Always dreaming about the wretched mance.576Please respect copyright.PENANA8Dryt1wJR7
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Let me compare you to a lively drill?576Please respect copyright.PENANAp3PaPQ4p6Z
You are more peaceful, bitter and irate.576Please respect copyright.PENANAt85kDGYx4I
Keen rains flood the calm fields of April,576Please respect copyright.PENANAWZVJufRaHT
And the springtime has the sad graduate.576Please respect copyright.PENANAp5AXKry8Nn
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How do I hate you? Let me count the ways.576Please respect copyright.PENANAuzhK1NLORh
I hate your exquisite hair, nose and eyes.576Please respect copyright.PENANA6gLbJwxWCu
Thinking of your scented nose fills my days.576Please respect copyright.PENANAiRzPY4XduM
My hate for you is the fine compromise.576Please respect copyright.PENANA65TqkO0RMt
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Now I must away with a fugly heart,576Please respect copyright.PENANAtbhgDsnz6o
Remember my poor words whilst we're apart.576Please respect copyright.PENANAakeTmAl2ty
Praise for Ode to the Tom
"Never have I felt so moved by an ugly Tom. Thank you Hope Smith!"
- The Daily Tale
"Look, you might think 'compromise' is a good rhyme for 'eyes', but frankly I couldn't make head nor tale of what you were trying to say."
- Enid Kibbler
"The author is so talented that I really feel the hate for the object of the poem's exquisite hair, nose and eyes."
- Hit the Spoof
"The iambic pentameter almost works!"
- Zob Gloop
"Not even Shakespeare himself would be bold enough to use a simile like 'a lively drill' - wow!"
- Betty Borison
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