Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition - 9:24

Sibling "the cats a murderer!"

"Be like Barbra touch the grass."

Teacher "You must be very good at lying to your mother."

"I probably shouldn't be having milk before PE."

"My dog didn't piss on it!"

"My knuckles have stopped cracking. I broke them."

Jackie "I just got a cramp in my neck."

"Your hair looks like that guy from Squid Games."

"Momcar"

Lia "I'm gonna keep watching my K drama."

"Another day another slay. Periodttt"

Jackie "Yesss I got the marshmallow one!"

Lia "Do marshmallows have big buzungas?"

*Starts humming the start wars intro music out of no where

"I'm gonna get my cum."

Jackie "Isn't cum just expired pee?"

"Do you ever just talk with team Snapchat when no one replies to you?"

"Yayyy I didnt get an email from no-reply"

Mira "You made it too hard for Jakie's brain capacity."

"Are you getting dick on your laptop?"

"Imagine being in a threesome with Chris Hemsworth and Loki."

"Are you an impasta?"

"You guys are like children."

"I love having smart friends cus they can do everything for me."

"You sound like a rubber chicken."

"Voice cracks are smaexy."

Gogggles "how to email teacher."

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