Some random life stories or just things I overhear 2022 edition - 4/8/22

"There's a die in diabolical."

"THE AIR SMELLS LIKE LUCKY CHARMS! WHEN WILL I BE RICH ENOUGH TO AFFORD A BOX!" Seriously though...if anyone wants lucky charms are fucking expensive here anyone willing to just ship me some?

"Bro called me annoying and racist then fucking ghosted me."

"Shit I lost my cat."

"I either want one million fucking dollars or to see flyer Boi again. Either works."

"Fuuuuck am I getting kidnapped?" There are rumours where I live that apparently, a guy is just taking people and this guy parked right where I was standing

"Hopefully bus man don't forget us."

"Omg it's eshay kiddo."

"Vrooooooom."

"Don't come in it's a cult."

Seb "Lemme give context."

Seb "This is a fish cult."

Seb and Jack "WE HAVE PE FIRST PERIOD!"

"Watch I can really fuck up this chair."

Jack "Why is it warm?"

"There were to many dishes in the tap of the top."

"Imagine having a normal family.:

"NOT lynx deodorant."

"Speak calmy."

"WHAT!"

"Step one expel (name)."

"Thank you...my children."

"Is this kid stupid?"

"What does he look like?"

"white..."

"The teacher just walked out on us..."

"Why is there moldy cheese on you back?"

"bro your posture is so shit."

"I know I look like those robbers in comedy movies whenever I walk."

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