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「Surprise！！！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTFQPXGYHW
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我再次被人嘈醒，貓沒有手錶，我看不到時間，倒是根據日照的高度，大概是正午時分（我亂說的）。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26zcjY6n9A
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記得政府總喜歡緊急立一些法例，然後立法會「通過通過通過」地投票通過，我希望他們可以盡快立例把擾貓清夢的人全部捉去浸豬籠。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBChRpFvxG
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張開眼睛，只見女神的MK男友阿明站在門外。阿明是敏青在大學認識的人，好像是同系的，我還是沒有太搞得懂女神到底喜歡他甚麼。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeg0eRVUrI
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「好掛住你阿B～」阿明撒嬌的叫道。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7PrdrRO5L
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一次警告，你再扮女人我一定抓撚死你。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNVrB6eYxo
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「咁早嘅？」女神伸一伸懶腰，打着呵欠。對了，女神好像沒有帶胸圍睡覺…220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyogFiQaeH
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「今日Boxing Day呀嘛，帶咗禮物俾你啊～」MK繼續用他的老牛聲撒嬌。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqLHd2Be1G
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第二次警告。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB7t2L0YQc
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「乜嘢禮物啊？」女神沒精打采的回應。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNbr3Tyfcq
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「我囉…」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0guTZYisx
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「好眼瞓啊！你自便啦。屋企冇人。」敏青說罷，向房間這邊的方向走回來。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUkrTuZB0n4
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「人哋想要啊…平安夜嗰晚無一齊訓，而家屋企冇人就啱喇…」阿明跟著敏青的方向走過來，從後拉着她的手。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3LUTqvQz4G
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「嗱，你唔好啊。放開個女仔呀。」我說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQ24cK9xCl
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「喵～喵～」他在模仿着我的叫聲，我一陣毛管棟的感覺傳入心，天呀，到底這個人有多嘔心。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi41zVhVDD9
「我好攰呀。」敏青說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPDxzxVC1Q
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「唔緊要啦，好快手！今日扑星day啊，你係美麗嘅明星，我係扑星個扑啊~」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgzY5pFE46
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我是阿日，那我是Day啊？你這舊嘔心的怪物。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteaKpcjLTw
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說時遲那時快，叫做阿明的死MK已經把褲子脫掉，豹紋的三角底褲露在我的面前，三角內褲的上方有一執陰毛連到肚臍的位置。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7R3DZ1Qpy
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天啊，這裏是不是全香港最大的同性戀討論區？有沒有管理員啊？快來救我和敏青。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh4ODBr5ve
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「唔好啦，月月喺度啊。」敏清發出求救的訊號。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHwoPAlLWJj
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「你老母呃，未死過係咪？」我叫道。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNS2tk9CIXK
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「嘢～唔緊要啦～」MK明撒嬌，伸手想要把剩餘的三角底褲都脫掉。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJkTd9ulxi
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第三次警告！！！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqWUhPVm4a
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「Roar！！！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6HxPPJIR0k
「嘩！！！屌！！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrEVADrUb8
「啊！！！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAa5lii3gN7
「好撚痛啊！痴線貓！！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPXlNlJHCO
「放口啊月月！」女神叫道。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbpl3UFQWh
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我把口和爪放開，感覺到滿口的陰毛在我的嘴唇邊，我連忙把陰毛吐出，希望可以盡快脫離這種嘔心的感覺。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0VRLnRTp0
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為什麼我跟貓神許願之後，非但沒有和女神像想像中一樣親密接觸，卻好像不停的輪迴在想要嘗試一下舔自己的下體、以及咬嘔心核突賤男的下體這個變態循環當中…220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmfg2vapF7
「啊！！流流流流流血…」MK阿明一手掩著口，另一手掩著下體衝向廁所的方向。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSND3l8ux31
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「唔准咁曳呀！月月！」敏青鼓起腮責備着我。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsl3Mt5gnal
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「Well，係佢逼我㗎，我警告咗佢三次。同埋我絕對唔可以容許你哋喺我面前做出呢啲咁猥瑣嘅行為…」我解釋。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtoHNXkXPV
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「唔准再咁樣！嬲你呀！今日罰你自己喺房啊！」敏青生氣地說，我有點無奈，明明我替她解決了煩惱，雖然用了一個比較暴力的方法。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQnmijetEQ
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敏青關掉房門，然後我聽到她拍着廁所門的叫聲。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdy0cFZFXT
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「有冇事呀你？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GRxTw0I1X
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「嗚嗚嗚…冇喇冇喇…冇喇冇喇…」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTAELHnfw6
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「使唔使同你去醫院呀？」女神溫柔的問，我隔着房門聽到。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoY9QRrG6K
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「嗚嗚嗚…冇喇冇喇…冇喇冇喇…啊！！！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbTXpfaPrQ
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「我使唔使call白車呀？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqTlnecBjcY
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「啊！！！」廁所繼續傳來悅耳的慘叫聲。看來他的生殖器官至少一段時間用不着，我替他解決了因為男性荷爾蒙太多而產生的煩惱，我變回人形之後，他應該宴請我四季酒店自助餐。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Anxho2dZz
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解決MK男友這個煩惱之後，決定要去停車場找一找綠，順道確認一下娘親是否有相信我說的謊言。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxljFHevVI
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我靜悄悄的解開敏青房間窗戶的鎖，然後慢慢的推開窗，偷走到外面，半彈半跳的跑向天橋的另一邊，貼近馬路旁的停車場。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQCXgCHG68
這次進停車場後幾乎暢通無阻。不知道是綠施的法術還是這些流浪貓都已經懼怕在我的雄風底下。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5D5TKFQJn
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「小綠。」我揭開帳篷，綠像上次一樣在帳篷內休息中。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zX2spqRZR
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「綠，冇個小字。」綠說。「唔好亂咁幫我改名。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoXrL9GEqv
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「咁你原名叫咩名？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOnpTJ8RFw
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「未熟到可以同你分享。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7H6qJOEn6
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「就算全世界得我哋兩個由人變做貓？」我問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBl7D8Uw4IE
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「就算全世界得我哋兩個由人變做貓。」她說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgKSA6v0MH
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「算。我個電話呢？我想睇吓我老母有冇搵我…」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEbeSNFTzB
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「電話冇電。」綠回答。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Pkr1jsPhP
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「電話冇電？琴日仲有八成電呀！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yAR80oR0l
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「你問Tim Cook啊，搵我做咩喎。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCOTSt9dR5
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「咁你呢度冇得叉電嘅咩？」我問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjqDUEjZn7
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「無。但停車場收費亭嗰度有。你可以過去嗰度叉電。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITUB6ZRtDD
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「點叉電，問看更阿叔借電？」我笑着問，我不知道自己貓的狀態笑起來會不會比較漂亮。事實上，變成貓的三天，其實我連自己的貓樣也沒有看過。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3s2CYzilN
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「每兩個鐘頭，看更都會出嚟一次巡停車場，通常會去埋廁所、同埋煲煙。而家應該差唔多時候。」綠說。「當係你第一個任務。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdBZGFyHKm
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「你中二病…？online game做任務？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhHv85eFo1
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「咁你咪唔好叉電。」說罷，綠便咬住我的電話走出帳篷。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt02C8eb6PI
「點解你當初許第二個願望嘅時候，唔要埋人類嘅心靈感應？咁樣叉電咪唔使咁難搞。」我死死地氣跟在綠的後面。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdonHJwzPNy
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「因為冇意義啊。我唔需要嗰種心靈感應。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0J81K4SWG
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「依家唔係就係證明咗有意義咩…」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkO4oL3ShC
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「交俾你啦。」綠把電話丟到我的面前，然後便走去其中一輛車面前，跟其他流浪貓聊天，完全不理我的死活的樣子。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ9UHSCOwX
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我用口咬著電話，往收費亭的方向走過去，果然，在收費亭內並沒有看更，應該如小綠所言，看更叔叔往偷懶去了。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2zl9sBPGA
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我繞了半個圈，往收費亭在另一邊的門走去，正要輕力推門之際，發現裡面其實有人…220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7njOUjmirO
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「呼嚕…呼嚕…」中年發福且禿頭的看更叔叔正伏在枱上睡覺，看起來不像前幾天見到的好人大叔，那個用罐頭救了被浪浪圍困的我的看更。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NKnmj7EYF
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「屌。」我低聲叫了一聲，為甚麼情況跟綠形容的不同？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtkt0gdDfz
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「嗯？」大叔聽到不熟悉的聲音叫了一聲，然後繼續「呼嚕呼嚕…」的沉睡着，聽起來跟貓覺得舒服時的叫聲有點像。
我偷偷摸摸的走入收費亭內，亭小得很，一個看更再加一隻黑貓已經顯得十分擠逼，我小心翼翼的避開看更的腳，然後跳到枱上，「呼嚕呼嚕」的鼾聲如雷貫耳。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7KMoeuDUx
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我努力的在枱上像搜索犬一樣找尋着iPhone的叉電線，徒勞無功。直至我發現這個看更叔叔其實是用Samsung的那一刻，我忍不住叫了一聲 —220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3eulOhGaB
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「邊有人用Samsung嫁！！！死廢…」話音未落，本來伏到桌子上睡得像樹懶的大叔把頭轉了過來，睜開眼睛，與我四目交投。他把眼睛愈睜愈大，我本能反應的向後縮，但無奈狹窄的收費亭內實在沒有甚麼多餘的空間，我很快就被逼到枱角。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7vJZVLaWR
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「死黑貓！」他不知從那裏，隨手似的拿起一枝比我下體還要粗十倍的木棍，想也不想就揮了下來。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm6JB32tMO
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媽咪啊，為甚麼這個看更那麼兇？跟早幾天那個完全不同呢！220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eAZeIgDbu
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我連忙跳到桌子下方，想要往門口逃去，他卻一手把門大力關掉，另一隻手拿着棍繼續亂打。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3xqzL2rHu
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「你老闆，唔發火當我病貓？打、往死裡打！」大叔大叫着。我可沒把你當貓呢，貓很可愛的…我才是貓啊，你只是廢老。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOibdaP3Lz
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我不停的避、他不停的打，除了手腳累得要命外，我的口因為要咬著iPhone，口水都快流乾了。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzg9Mg53LGa
「虐貓啊喂，拉人啊、拉人啊，差佬唔係好叻捉人嫁咩？」我慘叫著。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl80unXsY4P
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救命啊，綠！你聽到嗎？嗚嗚，說好的心靈感應和偷懶的看更呢？都去那了？220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHuPgVQZrY
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突然，那群在車底的街貓像喪屍一樣幾十隻一併衝了過來，像World War Z裡的屍群似的堆疊在一起，圍着收費亭的窗戶，一直拍打着。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEKpQaAIFB
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「啪、啪啪、啪啪啪啪！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBKa7qO15s
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「嘩頂，撞鬼你咩！好恐怖啊！你班仆街貓！」廢老看更大叫著。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7fMxfZdcW6
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只見堆疊在頂端的白貓，拼了命的用利爪爪開窗戶，我馬上彈跳回桌子上，然後從窗口逃命。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0VoG5L7Gl
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我從不遠處看到綠，她氣定神閒的躺在地上曬著太陽，不知道有關貓神的事的話，肯定不會懷疑她作為貓的身份。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4qzI6Ljoz
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「你欠我一句唔該哦。」綠說。我把口中的電話連同我的口水一併吐下，牙鉸痛得要命。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqBjPySShS
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「喂，你又話佢會蛇王既？仲有啊，佢無用iPhone啊！」我生氣地說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDp4YEmCqUG
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「唔好嬲啦，唔好嬲啦。換左個新既替更，我諗住順便試下佢既脾氣同習性，睇嚟無之前嗰個咁好。」綠解釋。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNMCaPyHjO
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「姐係當我白老鼠姐？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzQIonQScQ
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「最後都無事啊。」綠笑著說，可愛的臉以及綠色的大眼睛，讓我無辦法對她生氣。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5fSVLilou
「而家點叉電啊？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCVPJ8pZz6
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「我仲有一個方法！」綠淡定地說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH2hjr8vjZ
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「又嚟？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0Ss5Cpq4h
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「放心啦，今次我同你去。要走一段路。」綠帶著我走到停車場的另一邊，幫我穿了一個人類跑步時用、圈在手臂上的手機保護套，讓我可以揹著電話走路。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NLZZCpIGK
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接著我們走到停車場外，收費亭的騷動仍然持續著，禿頭大叔沒有空理會我們兩個，但我經過時還是有點心有餘悸的感覺。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62kojAB8LM
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「去邊？」我問小綠。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXMSZpvKEny
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「一陣你就知。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0W3gcLf4a
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綠領我經過敏青家、還有我自己本來的家，再走到大約多十分鐘路程的位置，來到一間只有一層的村屋。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztyiH924XO
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「到了。」綠純熟的咬開屋外破爛的鐵絲網上的小洞，然後讓我先入屋內。門沒有關，但也沒有聽到屋內有其他聲音。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvJz6mBm9w
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綠把我帶到一間睡房內，從房的擺設看起來，應該是少女的房間。房間非常整齊，看起來一塵不染，卻少了像敏青房間內的那陣少女的清香。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzixWFcnqU
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「呢到邊到嚟？」我問，綠沒有回應，只是跳到那張木造的書桌上，然後停在一條看起來很新的iPhone線上面。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJoWcWvkYor
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「唔該。」我說，然後綠幫我脫下掛在身上的iPhone，把叉電線連上，過了大約一分鐘後，螢光幕上彈出久違的蘋果標誌，還有彈出一大堆娘親傳來的訊息的通知。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXGBjy5ISt
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「仔啊仔，玩還玩，要記得做好安全措施。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK1De7Yw5RZ
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「仔啊，你無覆阿媽既？單Tick既？有冇食飯啊？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKcJmMmfwv
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「仔，聖誕快樂啊，有無着多件衫？呢幾日好凍。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE77G2FkZYT
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「仔，返嚟屋企未啊？我同你老竇等你門啊下！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmuEknX4UvJ
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明明說我去朋友到住幾天，做甚麼安全措施…我喜歡女孩子的啊！倒是她好像開始起疑心了，到底怎麼辦？唉，變成貓這件事本來就非常超現實，為甚麼要處理的問題偏偏好像全部都現實得要命…220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsp9QakiMJf
「我可以幫你覆機。」綠說，她又讀了我的心。「你嘅煩惱寫晒上額頭，唔使讀你心都知道。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzi7IN3mHb
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「唔緊要，我自己試吓覆都得。」我說，然後用笨拙的肉球嘗試打字。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBV1NPkad4R
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「鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴鈴」突然電話的鬧鐘響了起來，我嚇得整個彈起，連貓帶機跌到枱下，叉電線力挽狂瀾的吊着iPhone，我則用尾龍骨完美的插水花落地。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8dqXJWGHT
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「痛…痛、痛、痛啊！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSNMxWfUrqa
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「咳、咳，邊個啊？」突然從房間外傳來一把老婆婆的聲音，一個拿著拐杖的老婆婆緩慢的從客廳進來少女的房間。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAlTL5lpXq
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「喵～～」綠溫柔的叫了一聲，跟平常的她有很大的反差。聽到叫聲後，本來緊張的婆婆開心的笑了起來。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPskAhiFBU5
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「係你啊？貓仔？你嚟探我哦，乖、乖！」婆婆好像看不到東西的，用手向四周探着，想要找尋綠的身影。綠走到她的附近，好讓婆婆可以摸得到自己。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4JdQ4vjxu
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「喵～」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6zbAourRA
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「乖，貓貓。你叫得真係好似以前我哋養嘅貓阿綠啊。不過佢過左身囉…葬左喺屋外面。如果佢仲喺到，可唔可以同你做朋友啊？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwb0yqaTEq
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「喵！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISV3P4l0XL
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「你叫咩名啊貓仔？如果可以養你就好啦…如果乖孫女喺到就好啦…」婆婆從失明的兩眼流出兩行淚水。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiorb3wjrju
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原來如此。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGytWSWIlaT
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這裡是綠的家。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBg6iDu5rml
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準確來說，綠是她們兩個養的貓。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4IKG3I3MW
「我同嫲嫲、仲有阿綠三個一齊住，直到綠過身，直到貓神出現，直到我變成綠，直到得返嫲嫲一個。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCKKTNVZJY
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「原來係咁…」原來她有這樣的一段悲慘故事。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjW6iLYFLz
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「貓仔，你仲帶咗朋友過嚟啊？」嫲嫲問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZptajwXTL5
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「喵～」綠回應，然後用眼神示意我也叫一聲。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RAFArwtYB
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「喵～」我也學綠一樣撒嬌。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtHVQFdU0o
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「好啊好啊，你哋隨便玩，你哋嚟探我，我好開心，等我拎啲牛奶俾你兩個先…」嫲嫲說罷，拿着盲公竹探路，慢慢行到客廳的雪櫃，我和綠跟在她的後面。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxNxMQYQdd
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我四處張望，想要找到綠的相片，在客廳的餐桌上面，我找到了我的獵物 — 一個舊相框還有一張珍貴的照片。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU67mVpjAUo
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照片裏，有失明的嫲嫲、跟綠一模一樣樣的貓，還有一個短頭髮、平陰，皮膚白裏透紅，笑起來有兩個小酒窩的少女，這個少女一手抱著貓，一手拖着嫲嫲，在海邊合影。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtDM5d9VSOn
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樣子雖然說不上像敏青那樣漂亮，卻是一個非常可愛的女生。難以想像這個女孩，與我面前這隻如黑道女幫主般一樣霸道的貓擁有同一個靈魂。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49jliCxvpB
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「你都生得幾可愛。」我說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxsLuMQEny
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「我無問你意見。而且我聽到你諗咩。」她回應，我還是沒有習慣她有這種變態的技能。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3uN5jC5Ls
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「你變成貓嘅時候幾多歲？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MtldWn1d3
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「16歲。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkdZ3mVO5QN
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「換言之你今年只係17歲，要講年齡，我比你仲要大三年…你充其量只係一個小妹妹…以後要聽我話！」我說，綠沒有回應，只是呆呆的看着嫲嫲。
「你爸爸媽媽喺邊度？」她沒有回應我，我死死地氣繼續問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwR8CZvn3B
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「懂性以來，就冇爸爸媽媽。」她說，「我有嫲嫲同埋阿綠就夠。吾…你有冇聽過『海邊的人』？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ0UL1EYW8
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「『海邊的人』？」我反問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfx58XOIKzF
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「嗯。假如下年就係世界末日，剩返幾日嘅時間，你可以揀同邊個喺海邊共度餘生，你會揀邊個？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHZ3Mgz3D4
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「聽起嚟好似一個哲學命題。如果要揀…大概係敏青啦…可能仲有我娘親。」我說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMDFwHpkwO
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「而我就會揀嫲嫲同埋綠。」她說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS4wnR75xE
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「男朋友呢？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdpH7Essaf
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「冇拍拖。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVzA6H6YJc
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「冇拍拖定係冇拍過拖？」我問。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5ZM1AnvgM
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「關你咩事？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76gkpu0mgN
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「A0貓。」我笑她。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAO3QtXKtv
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我們跳到枱下，低頭喝着嫲嫲倒給我們的牛奶，嫲嫲輕輕的撫摸着我們的毛，雖然她年紀老邁，動作有點緩慢，而且也看不到東西，在這種寒冷的冬天，她的手卻出奇地溫暖。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwVIa64f7j
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吃飽之後，我們還待了大約一個小時，等iPhone的電充滿。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxjMk6Soek
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回家的旅途，我們都沒有繼續說話。我發現綠的家附近，都貼著她的少女模樣，全部都是因為她失蹤而貼的尋人海報。當然無論是嫲嫲還是其他人也好，除了我以外，根本沒有人知道面前這隻貓跟少女就是同一個人，她根本沒有失蹤，只是樣子不同了。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXlAqWuhWw
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綠揹着我充滿電的電話，說先把它帶回停車場，她承諾我會好好幫我應付娘親。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74Nskc4vVM
我停在敏青家的門外，綠則往着夕陽西下的方向走去，夕陽的生輝映在綠三色的毛上異常漂亮。要從住宅區回到停車場，綠走過那條大坑渠上的橋。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L5iMzdWkD
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「喂。」我從遠處大叫。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyj0BZiB0fY
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「嗯？」綠回頭。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxYUKpdrwm
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「一定可以搵到變返做人既方法。就算唔靠貓神。」我說。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCGfCBc8A2
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「嗯。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDyvs02cQB
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「喂！」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX7JZPpp8uR
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「嗯？」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkV3X2YmoQ5
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「如果聽日就係世界末日，咁橋下面嘅大坑渠，就係我哋嘅海邊。我、你、嫲嫲、仲有綠，全部都會喺齊度。」220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLV9Kypwgb
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綠沒有回應，只是回頭繼續往橋的另一面走去。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu7tLPaHOCY
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謝謝你啊，日。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqDZDvv7Vl
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我內心深處浮現出綠的聲音。220Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH0zOdPV8J
然後按「加至主畫面」