回到敏青家了,我偷偷的從窗邊跳進青的睡房。243Please respect copyright.PENANAJAGmiqh5QS
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「你去左邊啊!擔心死我啦!」243Please respect copyright.PENANAT8KxSV3kVT
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聽到房間異動的敏青,從客廳跑到我面前,我作為貓的動作還是有點生硬。敏青通紅的汪汪兩眼告訴我,大概她剛才哭了不少回,看到女神為我流淚,我內心很愧疚。243Please respect copyright.PENANABMjoUDTBFn
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「對唔住啊…不過有啲事我必須要出去處理。我下次會識路返屋企,同埋會記得睇錶㗎啦。」當然前提是要有貓用的錶。243Please respect copyright.PENANAVG9xSSvnfx
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「下次唔准再要我擔心啦。」敏青連生氣的樣子也很可愛,特別是因為擔心我而生氣。「月,我買咗貓床、貓砂盆、貓罐頭仲有好多好多玩具俾你啊!以後唔准再偷偷離開我啦。」243Please respect copyright.PENANAv6Zc7kPqGw
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「喵。」我慢步走到敏青的腳邊,用頭撞著她的小腿,很白很滑很軟熟的感覺…243Please respect copyright.PENANArQFh27ABxB
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「好痕呀鹹濕仔!」她一手抱起我,把我托在她的胸前,有一股軟綿綿而且溫暖的感覺包著我的身。好幸福…幸福得我幾乎不想變回人形了。243Please respect copyright.PENANAIal0ocL13M
「好痕呀鹹濕仔!」她一手抱起我,把我托在她的胸前,有一股軟綿綿而且溫暖的感覺包著我的手。好幸福…幸福得我幾乎不想變回人形了。243Please respect copyright.PENANAWov5YemKHd
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「聖誕快樂啊。」敏青說。243Please respect copyright.PENANAFtfXXOrlwl
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「聖誕快樂。」243Please respect copyright.PENANAmfBqGBNPuo
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嚴格來說,今天不是我第一個和她過的聖誕。雞煲店平安夜的那一晚,我們一整班人在糖水舖待到午夜過後才回家。243Please respect copyright.PENANACItXwayJL5
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那晚我很醉,在雞煲店已經喝得很醉,在糖水舖的事,我記得的只有很零碎的片段。我和敏青兩個坐在另一張枱。243Please respect copyright.PENANA8kQw3fwZQV
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「係啦,我份禮物呢?你抽中我嗰份,我抽中你嗰份啊!」我問。243Please respect copyright.PENANARdG25pIbKL
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「唔…我嗰份只係好普通既朱古力喳!唔俾你!」243Please respect copyright.PENANAdVQSmybMIe
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「點得喎,明明我抽中左…」我抱怨。243Please respect copyright.PENANA200FjHQZQS
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「因為我有份禮物係特登比你嫁!」敏青笑著從背囊中拿出一個小小禮物盒。「快啲拆嚟睇下!」243Please respect copyright.PENANAAGO2X52ZxX
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我小心翼翼的接過禮物,倒是我即使多小心的拆,還是把禮物包裝紙粗暴的撕得支離破碎。243Please respect copyright.PENANATAQdYyyaMZ
包裝紙入面裝着一個大約一個手掌大小、長條型的盒。揭開禮物盒,裏面放了一枝看起來非常昂貴的鋼筆,但鋼筆的上面卻勾住一隻可愛的卡通貓鎖匙扣。我認得是宮崎駿所畫的魔女宅急便內的黑貓。243Please respect copyright.PENANAwT5slcrNRx
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「佢叫做吉吉。」敏青說。243Please respect copyright.PENANARAZZtv4ek2
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「我覺得佢個名似叫月月多啲。」我隨口說,「好多謝你…你居然特登買禮物俾我…」243Please respect copyright.PENANAeCLXEkIbJ8
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「乜嘢居然啊!講到我好生人勿近咁!」243Please respect copyright.PENANA5aUfxBcZBJ
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「你係我哋中學嘅毒男女神嘛!」當然我也是毒男之一。243Please respect copyright.PENANAdUJqqAvhBw
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「唔好亂講野啦你!」青鼓起腮的說,可愛得很。「你啊,我記得你話大個左之後,要做一個小說家。」243Please respect copyright.PENANA7aMxhQ7t1C
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「講下嫁喳,有鬼人睇咩。」243Please respect copyright.PENANAi8Z4dgFGXR
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「咁我要努力讀書啦,第時賺多啲錢,買晒你啲書!無讀者就我做讀者,我做第一、第二、第三、第四個讀者,之後就會有人睇㗎啦!」243Please respect copyright.PENANAJcEqL8Ykyt
「喺香港地做社工搵唔到咩食嫁喎…仲買咁多我嘅廢書。你唔驚乞食啊?」我笑著問,心裡卻甜得很。243Please respect copyright.PENANAIcKqhTb0xm
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「驚嫁!咁我地一齊訓天橋底囉,我會叫我啲同事拎啲飯盒同埋毛氈比我哋過冬天㗎啦~」敏青笑著回應。243Please respect copyright.PENANAe4n2C7HABB
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「不過一邊喺天橋底食飯盒,都要一邊用呢支鋼筆寫小說。」243Please respect copyright.PENANAsGX98hgUWD
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「係啊,訓街都好,都唔可以唔寫啊。」敏青說。243Please respect copyright.PENANApbx09twsPm
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「一言為定。等你既救濟啊社工。」243Please respect copyright.PENANAe1D9rpTpsk
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「等你嘅小說啊大作家。」她伸出手指尾,和我的手打勾。243Please respect copyright.PENANAMqH19RTPGG
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後來我沒有成為甚麼小說家,只是一個平平無奇的Asso仔,用我的Asso電郵,註冊過一個帳號,在網上論壇連載過一、兩個沒人看的故事。這件事我也沒有讓敏青知道過。243Please respect copyright.PENANASjCfBrpBlX
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鋼筆也沒有用過,一直放在我的書桌抽屜內,用鎖匙牢牢鎖上。243Please respect copyright.PENANAx1DxlyEMWK
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或者世事就是不可能盡如人意,如果神是像貓神似的存在,捉弄人當然會比讓人如願以償來得更加有趣。
「你入曬神咁諗緊咩啊貓仔?」敏青一手像抱嬰兒似的抱著我,另一隻手則輕掃著我的下巴,抱了我出客廳。243Please respect copyright.PENANAUXR7cSwbvi
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「無啊。諗緊同你既回憶。」我用她聽不懂的貓語回覆。243Please respect copyright.PENANAShjnu0su6G
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「敏青,食飯啦!」敏青母親說。243Please respect copyright.PENANAuRoRbTbLFz
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「知道娘親!」青聽到的呼喚,抱我放在地上,然後從櫃中取出一個不知是甚麼口味的罐頭,倒在應該是新買的一個白色陶瓷碗內。243Please respect copyright.PENANAW1eiTQDHWA
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嗯…是呑拿魚的味道。陣陣的呑拿魚清香撲鼻,我忍不住的向前步近,也不等其他人開飯,便大口大口地吃了起來。243Please respect copyright.PENANA5zsyJlYwQS
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「乖、乖,慢慢食啦月月。」敏青掃著我的後背說。這輩子也沒有想過,聖誕的時候不但有如此美食在前,還有女神掃著我背,生怕我吃得太快消化不良。做貓真的好過做人啊。243Please respect copyright.PENANA0U4WmJfAOL
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「做貓真係好過做人啊。」女神的家姐說了我的心底話出口,我聽起來卻有諷刺的意味。243Please respect copyright.PENANAwe1SLLyyHk
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「澄啊。」姐夫着她的老婆收口。243Please respect copyright.PENANAKWVsd1McYv
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「咁係呃嘛!」澄高聲朗誦似的叫著,敏青沒有回應她的挑戰。243Please respect copyright.PENANAbSBw8Pgm92
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「澄澄、青青、靖靖,食飯、食飯!」女神的媽媽說。243Please respect copyright.PENANA3qpY3qwr6N
我從小到大都很羡慕敏青有這樣的一個大家庭,自小都沒有兄弟姊妹的我,在家的時候基本上都沒有甚麼人跟我說話。我有時覺得,即使是像澄澄一樣的姐姐也好啊,至少有人跟我頂狀一下。父母跟其他親友也不甚聯絡,我就連一個關係比較親密的表兄弟也沒有。243Please respect copyright.PENANAVfOJvBsoQr
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父母也是敏青的要好一百倍吧。她的爸爸是個郵差,媽媽是個半家庭主婦半銀行櫃檯職員,雖然不是甚麼所謂高薪厚職、社會賢達,但總算見多識廣,政見也是偏黃,也會去遊行集會。243Please respect copyright.PENANAq3E1EKCm8W
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我的媽媽是全職家庭主婦,對我是照顧有加,但對父親也是惟命是從,好像得失他就會丟了小命一樣。243Please respect copyright.PENANAKW5qiIUbuS
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父親則是一個不折不扣的藍絲廢老,每天對著新聞大罵一頓,好像世間上所有錯事也是年青人以及他生出來的那件垃圾闖的禍似的。不是圍村人卻對村內的圍村人阿諛奉承,我有時真的很害怕,自己到了中年的時候會像他一樣。243Please respect copyright.PENANA2lQQ9ntLl1
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對了…說起來,不知道娘親和父親今晚怎樣過呢,肯定又在賭馬或者賭波吧。娘親看到綠替我發的訊息,應該會信十足的。243Please respect copyright.PENANAo6dpWpoAT2
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我一邊吃着罐罐一邊想,想著想著,原來已經吃到底了,我把剩餘的吞拿魚肉都舔得一乾二淨。243Please respect copyright.PENANAn7MRPT0Yvk
嗯,有點便意。說起來…變了貓後好像都沒有去過廁所啊!別人說貓容易有腎病,真是所言非虛,便意和渴意都來得很少,睡意倒是有很多。243Please respect copyright.PENANATgqlsokjBx
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「喵。」我輕叫一聲,留意到他們在吃聖誕大餐的餐枱旁,有一個盤子,有很香的豆腐貓砂味。我急急腳走向盤子,「沙沙立立」,腳踩在貓砂上的聲音有點奇怪…243Please respect copyright.PENANAIsj6EH1Win
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我在貓砂兜上轉了兩個圈,擇了一個好位置,然後擺好去廁所的架勢。吾,感覺有點不懂得發力才好。我放空自己,嘗試用下盤發力,又聯想起自己以前作為人類排泄的發力方法。嗯,感覺還是有點不行。243Please respect copyright.PENANAxzfECJWfDB
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我在貓砂盆上再轉了三個圈,用爪掘了一個洞,再嘗試發力,眼神正好跟敏青的弟弟阿靖對上了。本來圍在桌子旁吃飯的敏青家人,都停下手看着我。243Please respect copyright.PENANAkjuxS5cmkh
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「你地個個望住曬…點痾得出啊大佬。」243Please respect copyright.PENANAqMZndX69kF
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「家姐,你帶返嚟隻貓好似虧虧地喎。」靖笑着說,我把臉別去另一面。243Please respect copyright.PENANA3BsOshUMPZ
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「可能未習慣喳!月月,加油啊,好快痾得出嫁啦!比力啊!」女神說。243Please respect copyright.PENANA77NZRZ8o7J
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對啊,比力啊阿日。243Please respect copyright.PENANAoUQVa9HZtC
我使盡九牛二虎之力,終於在眼神與敏青姐姐阿澄對上的一刻解脫了。我舒服的在砂盤上轉了個圈,然後用手和腳合力把大小二便堆好。在網上看別人的沙盤推演post總是看不明白,現在倒是學懂了怎樣沙盤推沙。243Please respect copyright.PENANAIYoGlepX0G
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「咦,好臭啊!食飯先嚟痾屎!敏青你隻貓啊!!!」澄高聲呼叫着,生怕屋內本來已經圍着坐的人聽不見。243Please respect copyright.PENANAb863PBaW3G
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「家姐,我承認我係有做得唔夠好既地方,我下次會等大家食完飯先去。或者咁講,其實你地都可以試下放返個砂盤去廁所入面,我都識去的。不過爭廁所既問題大概會惡化。」我高談闊論著,知道他們聽不懂。243Please respect copyright.PENANAV8t3KL8HOI
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「做咩貓貓叫啊傻瓜,等我幫做你嘅剷屎官啦!」敏青不嫌棄地放下手中的碗筷,向我和貓砂盤走過來。243Please respect copyright.PENANA3mVGlNdlDr
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嗚。好感動。老實說,我快失去理智了,連我的排泄物都不嫌棄的女神,真的是做隻貓做隻狗不做情人啊。敏青顯然是個新手,像小學生撈金魚似的在貓砂中亂剷著。
「我咁錫你,以後你要乖乖哋留喺屋企啊。」敏青說著,然後把我混雜着貓砂的排泄物倒到廁所裏頭。243Please respect copyright.PENANAaDF0OPKn8J
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恕難從命,但我可以承諾下次不會被你發現。243Please respect copyright.PENANA33CU643bYQ
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就這樣百無聊賴地,看着這家人一邊爭吵有關我的事,一邊慶祝聖誕節,我坐在客廳的沙發上,我睡着了。243Please respect copyright.PENANAylGx5Namjq
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在夢中,我沒有見到貓神,也沒有見到女神,卻看見了同樣是人變成貓的三色貓小綠。243Please respect copyright.PENANARW4vqJethe
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她像往常一樣,高貴的坐在她的帳篷內,邀請我共進外國進口的的高級吞拿魚雞肉罐頭燭光晚餐。她沒有說話、亦沒有吃,只是一邊望着我大快朵頤,一邊用肉球撫摸着我的臉,溫柔得很。243Please respect copyright.PENANABl9vVu3jT8
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我感受到溫柔而且舒服的感覺佈滿全身。我用點力張開眼睛,看見的是睡着了的敏青,我正正的躺在她的胸口上面。軟綿綿的感覺,女神應該沒有穿胸圍睡覺,乳頭若隱若現的在chip and dale 卡通T恤上呈現着,感覺大鼻的大鼻子,在敏青的身材下,變得更大了。243Please respect copyright.PENANA0BwYubofRH
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比夢境更似夢境的現實,這樣的感覺從來都沒有出現過。243Please respect copyright.PENANA44uWyNkp6N
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書桌上的枱燈沒有關掉,看來她應該是在看電話的時候睡着。我感受到以前像人一樣的生理反應,卻沒有任何可以發洩的方法…243Please respect copyright.PENANAbfSrlQpRV3
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我試着這個從青春期以來就想試一下的方法…我屈曲着身體,發現自己的頭真的可以碰到自己的下方…我努力地探頭尋找著自己的下體,陰暗的燈光下卻遍尋不獲。嗯…此時此刻真想拿着一個放大鏡。243Please respect copyright.PENANANsKXn4LqbK
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「嗯?」突然傳來一聲輕輕的吟叫聲,原來是敏清醒了過來。她呆了一般看着我奇怪的動作,皺了眉頭起來。243Please respect copyright.PENANAKXTvuMr6mM
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「貓仔,你做緊咩啊?」她揉一揉眼睛。243Please respect copyright.PENANAC67NvgrYQR
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「你聽我解釋先…呢樣嘢要從男性嘅生理結構開始去講起,成件事一匹布咁長…至少肯定長過貓嘅下體。」243Please respect copyright.PENANA6xstIvKqZd
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「啊~」她掩著口打了一個呵欠,便倒頭大睡。243Please respect copyright.PENANAPKip5LZjVb
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「好彩…你應該以為自己發夢。」我低聲說。原來女神也是人,是一個有渴睡症的年青人。243Please respect copyright.PENANAZZhpwA4olk
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被嚇了一頓的我也沒有心情做甚麼奇怪的行為,還是跟女神一起睡覺就是了。243Please respect copyright.PENANAJxccbr544g
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