活到現在,我已見識過無數仆街的TB,可是不仆街的,倒是一個也未見過。911Please respect copyright.PENANAQeMmX6Li3W
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所以我能大膽肯定所有TB都是一種仆街到極點的生物。911Please respect copyright.PENANAHRJNQU9PFz
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根據過往的經驗,我已經難以相信這種生物會做什麼好事,或是所做仆街事的背後有著驚人的苦衷。911Please respect copyright.PENANATdBIcYAS1U
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牠們就是單純的仆街,單純的乞撚人憎!911Please respect copyright.PENANADC5Kx4FQbG
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至於當中的仆街無恥可以有多刁鑽,相信曾經試過在職場上與它們針鋒相對的朋友應該會非常清楚。911Please respect copyright.PENANAXEmdI1ScwO
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我不知是不是世界所有人都有負於牠?抑或是覺得這樣很有型?牠們為什麼要經常擺出一副臭臉,然後語氣更加是不可一世,聽起來就像「可以跟我說話是你的榮幸啊,凡人。」911Please respect copyright.PENANA4v9B2VPpWl
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總之,TB這種東西就是由內到外的仆街,而且是公司內中層管理的一個好選擇。911Please respect copyright.PENANAHFKdCCGiSu
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你問我為什麼?因為每間公司都要找個人做仆街才能凝結下層工作人員,以確保生產。然而,與其要找個正常人將其仆街化,找個一開始已仆街到骨子裡的人不是更好嗎?911Please respect copyright.PENANAvYJF1o8pgQ
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雖然TB本身生產力極低,但到了半管理層又有何需要生產呢?所以在這方面,牠們絕對能夠完美勝任啊!911Please respect copyright.PENANAYAcNcFU4vB
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而我眼前這一隻無疑就是個最成功的例子。911Please respect copyright.PENANAbl24kq4ptz
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牠的眼神帶著濃厚的殺性,仿似要將我撕成八百萬塊都不會滿足一樣,但我沒有恐懼(至少表情上沒有),仍堅持以猛虎般凶猛,獵鷹般銳利的眼神與牠對恃。911Please respect copyright.PENANAeEI1bf1EVb
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但牠所散發出的黑氣已達至失控水平,整個貨倉的空間都因此而扭曲,每踏前一步,扭曲就更嚴重而且更接近我。911Please respect copyright.PENANAZX9NiSMWp0
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我已作好拼死一戰的準備。911Please respect copyright.PENANAH9QLYHUZas
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說是「戰」,但若真的打起來的話,根本就不用戰,因為我並無任何勝算,這裡是她的主場,她喜歡怎樣就怎樣,總公司的Simon哥又不會為我做靠山,這將會只是一場單方面的虐殺。911Please respect copyright.PENANAmJYCWIZGGD
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不過,若現在示弱的話,牠絕對就會得吋進呎,結果將會更慘,我相信那個所謂長毛的死因就是這樣。911Please respect copyright.PENANA2PUJXTncFy
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說時遲,那時快,牠已經站在一個適當可以交談的位置,並向我開出第一炮:911Please respect copyright.PENANAfD9GZ3vv08
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「喂,阿仔,你係就係今個月IT部派黎既……點稱呼啊?」她以僵硬又嘔心的笑容,帶點作狀的疑惑問我。911Please respect copyright.PENANAwlPaGtz296
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聲音還是討厭得匪而所思,刻意扮男人將聲線壓低顯得非常作狀,不是給人任何硬朗的感覺,只會覺得牠好像含著口飯說話一樣。911Please respect copyright.PENANARpm2IzsRwS
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「阿仔?邊個係你阿仔啊?食屎狗?」終於有機會說這句話了,可是我只能在心中這樣說,因為理智告知我若說出口的話,下場絕對不堪設想。911Please respect copyright.PENANA9juW5ovbXp
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「係啊,我上個禮拜過黎既,叫我阿志得嫁喇。」我露出從前在7仔打兼職所習得的營業式微笑,以親切的態度自我介紹。911Please respect copyright.PENANAEoI6MdYEM3
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「哦……我諗Abby頭先都介紹過嫁啦,但都介紹多次啦,我叫Chris,係依間分店既經理。」說罷牠伸出手,應該要求握手吧。911Please respect copyright.PENANAgmxjGHXWIE
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站於這個立場我不能拒絕……無奈之下,便勉強又迅速地與牠握了個手。911Please respect copyright.PENANASuOAnlO4w3
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雙方一接觸,牠就先發制人,緊握著我的手,準備為此友好的表現作出主導,在搖第一下之後,我試圖奪回主導權,可是接著再搖一下牠轉變節奏,使我沒有得手,也算是告訴我不要有無謂的抵抗,這樣對抗一下,我已經失了預算,被打慌了,牠把握這個空檔牽著我的鼻子走,再搖幾下鬆手,完成整個握手程序。911Please respect copyright.PENANAOijjkp1jMn
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牠右手的觸感又軟又滑,相信應該是因為長期不用工作,而且用了大量護膚品的關係吧……其實TB的習慣可是與正常女人沒太大分別,有時甚至會比女人更愛美,護膚啊,剃毛啊,當然就少不了啦。不信的話,往後出街可以多多留意一下,牠們的腳,大多都是沒有腳毛,光滑無比的。911Please respect copyright.PENANARiErKTORaL
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我不敢妄動,鬆手後馬上快快把手放在腰後,接著牠勝利者的姿態叉著腰,以偽親切態度說:911Please respect copyright.PENANARKxKUL5XuO
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「咁公司D電腦有乜問題既話我再搵你幫手啦。」911Please respect copyright.PENANA9oVw407yVq
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這本來就是我的工作之一,不用牠說我都會做,但禮貌上我也必須回應一句:「無問題啊。」911Please respect copyright.PENANAdcGnOZD4Ow
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然後牠作狀地看看腕上那與其極不相襯的男裝Panerai腕錶,假笑一下再說:911Please respect copyright.PENANAwEzWWtaARf
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「外面有野做,遲D再講。」911Please respect copyright.PENANATfwsrnhSj9
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「OK。」我將腰後的手插到褲袋回應道。911Please respect copyright.PENANA0ns1yHBK1M
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在牠回頭離開的一剎那,我確實地看到牠瞪了我一眼,雖然只有零點三四三秒,但我是確實見到的,大概這就是牠給我的下馬威。911Please respect copyright.PENANAVRL10hrfTg
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今次對決的氣氛非常凶險,這樣和平的結果看來可能不合理,但實際上卻是合情合理。911Please respect copyright.PENANA9fC0peVamo
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她也算是隻老狐狸,又不知我背後有什麼靠山,所以太早露出爪牙是非常危險的,於是此行的作戰目的只在於刺探,可惜牠沒有完美完成這個任務,最後還是按捺不住那不滿的情緒,忍不住展現出惡意,還讓我看得到。911Please respect copyright.PENANAqd0Y8sDW7F
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忽然,一股強烈的怨氣衝我而來,讓我退後兩步,插在褲袋的手因此想逃出來,可是卻因為袋口大小已被卡住……911Please respect copyright.PENANAAZfoY8Hony
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我現在看來應該非常狼狽吧……911Please respect copyright.PENANA715MiNCGc5
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而發出怨氣的兇手沒有回頭,牠正被一股濃厚的黑氣所包圍,在我眼中,牠已化成黑暗中的背影,一步一步邁向更深,更沉的黑暗裡,直至牠離開貨倉,所有幻象都立即消失,一切都好像沒有發生過一樣。911Please respect copyright.PENANATi8Lyslq5C
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好像從一場可怕的惡夢中醒來一樣……911Please respect copyright.PENANADnV3mDDJoR
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可是……原來醒來後……卻是另一場惡夢的開始。911Please respect copyright.PENANAOJhpWVoHFK
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此刻我還未知曉這一切,蒙在鼓裡地鬆一口氣,徐徐取出剛剛對決時一直因Whatsapp在震的IPhone,要不是早已調教到靜音,我想必已經完蛋了。911Please respect copyright.PENANAURzp2Hiwle
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但我不會怪這個傳訊息給我的她,要是因她而死了,也是值得的,因為下一刻這位白衣天使就會直接接我上天堂。911Please respect copyright.PENANAPC60ll1Rpj
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沒錯,她就是我有醫院認識的那位護士小姐。911Please respect copyright.PENANAOU1sVHnm56
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「芙(在線上)911Please respect copyright.PENANATuNbCF3KGm
芙:點啊?志兄,你做緊乜啊?(13:40)911Please respect copyright.PENANAMdfLFTedYG
芙:點解唔應我啊?(13:41)911Please respect copyright.PENANAFHg8T5nEIl
芙:你好忙啊?(13:41)911Please respect copyright.PENANAzyp5mK1kSp
芙:好悶啊,無野做……(13:41)911Please respect copyright.PENANAiWojsaEWBr
芙:我今朝試左隻么鳳隻八仙果啊(13:41)911Please respect copyright.PENANACcFuE9JfN1
芙:都唔錯啊(13:41)911Please respect copyright.PENANAhrqrQ5z4Sy
芙:係喇,你有無飲過真既抹茶啊?(13:42)911Please respect copyright.PENANA8hCSEuhmSG
芙:我好想好試下啊(13:42)911Please respect copyright.PENANA3GOiPNTAjl
芙:你知唔知邊度有得飲啊?(13:42)911Please respect copyright.PENANALsBibODnAG
芙:喂~志~兄~你~做~乜~唔~應~機~啊?(13:43)911Please respect copyright.PENANAV87n6EpldS
芙:護士長好乞人憎啊~~~~(13:43)」911Please respect copyright.PENANAfup71i3uLt
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「抹茶我知邊度有得飲,你想飲既話下我下次帶你去啦(13:45)」我馬上回覆。911Please respect copyright.PENANA5t8HrPFNbp
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「芙」這個名字的由來,是改自她用我的IPhone輸入電話號碼時順便輸入的英文名:「Cathlyn」,本來想取其諧音叫大波蓮,可是改個這樣的名可能會顯得有點不尊重,所以就改取中間的「芙」音作名字。911Please respect copyright.PENANA9FURVidJri
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雖然看來熱情得像個騙局,但我能告訴你,這是我兩天來熱情進攻的結果。911Please respect copyright.PENANAeOsIgynoY3
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當你對一個人有興趣的時候,總會想不停地騷擾她,而我的進攻當然不是這樣子啦,我的方式是引誘對方騷擾自己,若問我要怎樣才能做得到的話,我只能告訴你,誰都喜歡有趣的傢伙,至於要怎樣才能變得有趣的話……自行努力吧。911Please respect copyright.PENANAQlwEenqktY
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談過兩天,她給我的印象是:她是個古怪得離奇的女子,感覺就好像買了罐可樂但一喝下去卻是王老吉一樣,又不是感到厭惡,王老吉當然也不難喝,只是有點突然,不知怎反應罷了。911Please respect copyright.PENANAOZvlZLw6Cf
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她生於中產之家,脫離護士的身份後是個衣著老套又不打扮的女子,加上性格怪異,中學時就讀女校,一直以來的社交圈子沒幾個男人,女人倒是一大把。911Please respect copyright.PENANARH03cEz7zP
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最重要是,她老豆是當差的,聽說職位不低,總之肯定不是等閒之輩,家教很嚴,又有門限,在她21年的人生裡所接近過的男人下場也不怎麼美好,可以推測她也許還是個處女。911Please respect copyright.PENANAAlNJnZqVVm
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坦白說,要得手不難,但得手還後將會陪隨著大堆責任……911Please respect copyright.PENANAXa1ymvdq3B
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哈哈!我冷笑兩聲。911Please respect copyright.PENANAneiUfwYVX7
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你以為我怕嗎?那你就錯了,怎會有這個可能?這個女人要定了!我跟你說她命中注定,一出生就注定要成為我周壯志的女人,巴別塔創造主的王妃!911Please respect copyright.PENANASbZhNwbpgl
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責任不算是什麼,因為遇上她的一瞬間我已作好娶她的準備了!911Please respect copyright.PENANAd22Hk6PYbp
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哈哈哈哈哈!!今天的天氣真好!!911Please respect copyright.PENANAtlFnO29MzC
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