我有兩個身份。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO0rRwqLCc
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAUrT09Czo
其一是至高無上，尊貴無比的巴別塔創造主—「AdminBabelCreator」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIHTsfp3fU
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpATIV07yD
其二是卑微可憐的凡人—周壯志969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9hG9CxUWj5
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDXli7Q1ZQ
對於這種有強列反差的身份，我不似美國漫畫的超人那樣自在，跟他相反，我只想永遠也保持著超人的身份，不再回到周壯志這個悲哀的軀殼。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttq9xRqQGC
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFXL1GukBF
可惜世界總是殘酷，我們總不能擺脫作為根本的軀殼，只能背著這個討厭的負累直至死亡方才休止。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98mOaQKSqC
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uK4dPvvlV
所以經歷過三天的連假後，我必須回到不之所謂的工作崗位。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbORzX1rHuO
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KbS31lf0t
三天的假期並足以我休息，因為三天來我都為巴別塔新聞區尋找新情報，為無嬰症的醫院作出實地調查，為南華早報的奇怪密碼而煩惱，還要團結巴別塔光明會成員，又何來休息的餘力？969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmB4nDF34D
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeWTADDeX4
你單看我過往的工作模式，看來好像很輕鬆又空閒，但我告訴你，這份工作其實絕不輕鬆。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlRlJvdO6jR
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OULSNu3YP
誰都很清楚，「扮忙」是工作中一個很辛苦的部份，而我這份工作則需要長時間「扮忙」，使我的精神長期伴隨著巨大的壓力，想偷偷小睡一下基本上是絕對不可能的。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpqWkek3qa
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAOuOGyH5o
可幸按我之前的觀察，現在這家分店中的西人數量並不多，而最話得事的超級駭客也會對我的行為隻眼開隻眼閉，所以即使現在已是正正的上班時間也好，我仍能一邊喝著價值三十多元的星X克咖啡補充咖啡因，一邊懶懶閒地在街上以緩步走回公司。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtweDODztll
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoy7tqkovi
現在距離公司只有兩個鋪位，我很清楚超級駭客的權力有多大，所以我準備一踏入公司就收起咖啡，然後快步走入那貨倉內的小空間。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYQDMvpvDU
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwouH3EEQy4
可是，回到現實，一踏進公司，我就感覺到一般不祥的氣氛，所有員工連同飛機頭與Abby都死氣沉沉，我立即發動強大的洞察力，一邊快步逃到貨倉，一邊尋找不祥的源頭。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZl44aEcz7
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDXiFfyLMN7
結果不消兩步時間，我已找到那污染源。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZZo8eoNh88
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSKoa6XvXj
黑氣從一個修短黑髮，戴著白框眼鏡的傢伙散發出，他身形瘦削，看起來不太高，目測不足160CM。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDXbnMPhdw
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKimzDR27t
看來有點眼熟，想了又想，當牠一回頭的瞬間，答案立即就出來了。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ959AgPqHO
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqW1PHqouKI
難怪總覺得少了點東西，原來就是差個沙鎚，牠就是當日的乞人憎馬騮TB！原來牠也是在這家店工作的麼？看來往後每日放工都要洗眼了。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qHq3Uf1vP
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8djWOKkQR
趕在有眼神接觸前我就快步離去，回到位於貨倉內的安樂窩。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChIjdq4fEi
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbEAjJnNb8
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplzW4B09YK
雖然外面烏雲密佈，但我這邊的貨倉卻風平浪靜，每個進來取貨的傢伙都比之前更加快出快入而且木無表情。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gN8tgmBfr
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGFlLzpKQ0
但對我來說則沒什麼變改，反正就是呆在貨倉裡。而且除了Abby與超級駭客之外我根本就沒有任何社交。時間就一如以往的過，我繼續用高級精密的「扮忙」來捱過一個又一個小時。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITFQ3IXesY
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRrHUYgtAZ
呆了幾小時都未見超級駭客都未見他的身影，看來他今天大概放假了吧，也好，不用見到他的衰樣也算是一種好消息。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNThtG9uxnk
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvXVkRjbmq
午飯時間，我當然也是一個人用餐，為免中伏吃到垃圾，又不想與人爭位，最後我去了就近的一家大X食解決今天的午飯問題。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSLAIpPokB
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCSDk6OvXf
果然大X食的咖啡就是和星X克不一樣呢……品質差太遠了，不過咖啡就是咖啡，只要有咖啡因就足夠了。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0I60FpcYu
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRobHE72S7Q
快快吃完，我就快速回到公司的貨倉，比起人疫嚴重的室外地區，這裡實在令我安心太多了。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8ODsTotB1
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje3VHzoXP2
回到自己的特等座，正想用電腦看看巴別塔的最新情況時，Abby就走進來，看來不是為了取貨，只是偷偷鬆一口氣，順便回覆一下Whatsapp。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdy2vDRyxxf
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡha8yCvavNT
其實我已經等了她一整天，為了索取TB的地位與其他詳細問題，我主動開口向Abby打招呼：「Hay，Abby。」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQcJE1L9sC
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtnKcgA51M
她聞聲回頭過來，用那漂亮的雙目凝視著我，用那引死人的嬌柔聲線反問：969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqaoT2RGOF
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PycM9602u
「點啊？阿志？」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUoDXVWzPb
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsK6iJAKIL
我不打算說什麼無謂的開場白，一下子就進入問題的重點，單刀直入地取我所需：「係喇，外面個死TB係邊個黎嫁？」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIUJPLwcjS0
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyRxSa679u
聽我這樣一說，Abby顯得有點尷尬，然後向我走近，壓低聲線警告：「你唔好咁大聲啊，Chris份人好小氣嫁！」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBfoSdj8DI
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNJktqFeZx
Chris嗎？聽起來好像有點印象，應該就是在更表上見過的那個Chris吧，這樣一來，我必須確認牠的地位。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGEmHrCfEK
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0Nx5V7rf3
為了展示無懼的本色，我在語氣中加強霸氣，加上兩分恥笑地繼續問：969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc63WTrY1nn
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTwJ8jBtUp
「下？條垃圾叫Chris啊？小氣又點？佢做咩位啊？」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyraymHbpfH
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPRyOiidED
聽罷Abby更加貼近我，以再小兩級的聲量解說：969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQrByHgO2B
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrz5yyM7wm
「成間鋪最大係佢嫁喇。同埋咪咁大聲啊，佢有順風耳嫁，上次長毛細細聲講佢兩句壞話，點知比佢聽到，卒之……」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdidT4LsmU
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PUwdFLsMF
由於我自小已被老豆訓練到腰板無時無刻也處於挺直的狀態，加上我180cm的身高，以致不論坐著還是站著的時候，我都高人一等。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡabxjp3lUNw
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ulocpAAdv
所以即使現在坐著，我的高度與身形嬌小的Abby所差實在不多。她稍微彎腰，我倆就處於面對面的狀態。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Od0UR4Xix
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMBzqPBLdk
愈說我們的距離就愈近，我分不清她是為了將聲量壓低，還是對我有意思。視線不自覺一向下移，居然發現她制服風褸的拉鏈拉得比平常低，一雙可愛的美乳立即就盡現眼前，雖然沒有護士小姐雙峰那種獨特豐盈的母性，卻多了一份楚楚可憐的嬌美。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsApKIm958
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6tMbzVn9mO
兩者的分別，就像剛烤好的綿花糖與雪過的啫哩糖一樣，同樣滋味，但各有風味。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3xv4Oq4aO
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHkDqKEGvd
吞吞吐吐了不知多久，幾經努力我終於吐出幾個字回應：969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gFpUZr8nW
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PtjqMwvoE
「卒之點？」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrCvecfgisG
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZbQ766Ovq
聽罷她淺笑一下，臉哄得更接近，甚至她每一下呼吸，我的臉都確實地感覺到，我倆最接近的距離就只有五厘米。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGAMnDFeCB
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxEznRNp8E
雖然從前已有過多（兩）次與女生親密接觸的經驗，能夠這般讓我心跳加速的，大概這是第一次。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyMZJKLqjK
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4X9fSwNQl
在我眼中，對於這種曖昧處境，她未有顯得什麼不自在，一切也非常自然。兩刻後，她緩緩地拉開我倆的距離，可能彎腰太久，所以累了吧，她挺起腰鬆一下筋骨，然後笑嘻嘻地問：969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsy1XUs1op
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIQfh2YnPs
「你有無見過長毛？」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbTa18HAAd
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmqhrIRYgS
其實我覺得現在還討論長毛實在是他媽的離題，但事實上，要是不說這個，我們還能討論什麼？說到尾，其實我的心態才是真正的離題。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjqtuEYcl1
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVBinLL9qC
「無啊？依間鋪有人叫長毛咩？」我如實作答。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ybCAFcHSv
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QGhJZcPQf
Abby調皮地向我單眼一下，然後不忘壓低聲線，帶點興奮地說：「哈哈，緊係啦。因為佢就係你黎之前果日岩岩無做喇，重係賠左成個月糧即走，走都走唔切果隻啊。」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5liWgyau9
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgwFvHyNuE
面對眼前這個每次見面親切度都有飛躍式進化的她，心理上早已離題十萬八千里的我，真的不知怎回應好，只能作個無厘頭的回答，以續我們的對話：969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkVQ4Uu95a
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJrnpDCBAa
「嘩，真係十個中年TB，十二個都係仆街黎嫁喎……係喇，佢點玩到條友咁嫁？」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmjTLyzpU8
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMaIWvc4ceH
「你唔好理佢點玩啦，但正路應該點都殺唔到你依個位既，總之執生啦。」她一邊把風褸拉鏈拉到最上，一邊滿臉笑意地告誡我。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMaP5gQcdW
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGDjxpqlCQ
但我心中卻只有一個疑問，究竟這個拉鏈所帶來的眼褔是有心還是無意？還是說她對每個男人都會這樣做以—示自己的友好？969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW5oSrMpVxH
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT9yqu5Rpf
好亂啊……969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTgnNDhZvZ
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2p068HbLPv
拉好拉鏈，收好電話，她就爽朗地拋下一句：「唔講住喇，比Chris知我蛇左入黎咁耐就……」969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2T72U4Uftk
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiRfwdXisf
正打算離開的Abby，話未說完就被打斷。元兇是一把刻意壓得低沉卻又帶兩分尖銳的老牛女人聲：969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63FZjW4vmZ
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOut11r7PR
「喂，Abby，你搞乜野搞咁耐啊？」是一把非常難聽、醜惡的聲音，乞人憎得像一百隻烏蠅飛過耳邊一樣。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx43n7KSvsm
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdhv6cC52e
先不討論這隻老TB有多令人厭惡，她所帶來的不祥氣色已染滿貨倉，讓我體驗到外面的情況有多混亂。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJP34B6bLrY
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8VVrR4dYL
遇上這種惡鬼，Abby就如遭遇猛虎的小白兔快步離去。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwBajHTOst
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqaU7D5ktH
如平常有人步進貨倉，我應該兩下就聽到了，今次卻因為被Abby的魅力所吸引，感知方面放鬆下來導致失策。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEz9MGOLZe
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5IjF7FejU
TB沒有理會與其擦身而過的Abby，只是用刻意男性化的腳步前進，胸膛挺高得匪夷所思，以TB特有的高傲步法一步一步地向我正面邁進。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEmzpp1LWg
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBf3t0imKh
看著白框眼鏡下充滿殺意，滿佈紅筋的眼神，以及緊緊閉上的兩片薄唇，我就知道剛剛與Abby的說話全被她所聽到。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4hGmOpADn
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JBOEevjmg
作為雄性動物的直覺告知我要將要面臨一次危機，不知是為了逃走還是進攻作出準備，總之最後我的腎上線素就驅使我不自覺地緊張起來。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkvusxNUqE
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldHmPTqI90
最後我昂然站起來，以銳利的眼神回敬這個乞人討卑鄙邪惡冷血無恥死TB那充滿殺性的眼神……969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWrIizDZ9gg
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LT6YPtkRd
一場大戰一觸即發。969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQ1c3c3Gat
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKSMN1PTHT
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmgacPPdif
969Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWt88VzOIb
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