波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaifNNf7ITj
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmHte85qc1
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH35XUoCNZ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYAf4dojt9
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjU5rjL5lrX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsc3bP9PDG
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZCBzpZQUB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HQiiEH0aZ
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyPp4MF7kW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIY3gBxQqk
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2Ge8MUvXu
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN60x9gxz8K
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ts97fPC65
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuglGlYFfr7
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZv2JI9kumz
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirIml2o3fQ
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDVkDPtNsu
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBxYrNAAiD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmLKr0nSLr
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMW8Vuzv2Ih
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixhF21MTR2
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDMWtvkgdo
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTprk7Vz2Mg
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uRKzxeB0C
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHcoM7tS9Y
「啊，差唔多喇。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK1dKLTTj9
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4E8zAp6h1
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2APERRviQP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLvr05Z3ME5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmlEsUKCZf
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uyjrgChVp
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBteeNdzfmO
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkMGWzOBz4
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbpO2fLTJ2
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4qZVIdvdw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7q1XpgY7UB
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T80AvXjND
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZGsKM9HWp
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrG7MenzpA
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3RXlErrCq
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfODoZIYMx
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4INSse83Mm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdC9yTOdZMH
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSWKouGI1K
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4pmj69178
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuw2kp5tlIM
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUn5O1SKycd
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaoxiag8tN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsxiQrVNk2
「未顯示號碼」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrTZlrtdlFZ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsbN50V7nh
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvCrZdKVBK
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv3sdRsHpEN
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡybO5SLnQMh
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTp8Fgt7gEc
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVnNLKR7rC
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiO2OAOujQ
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EdYFDKgyN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0ldaU6OLv
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm68JG8Fd9T
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3HQRliSfa
「無啊…無…無需……」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVb5q0nkdIL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgIx5fYvdu
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5ElKnAhDY
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI14Rd96yuO
「先生…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIq0V5HkVfx
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa91wH0pHtU
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCEeDzBXnt
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRzVPbEe5M
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRqYcIhOfJ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIR5bE2UJL
「屌你老母。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03BVAKWd2c
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fz0JhcbnC
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjUpK7mSVk
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugAYw9aQJB
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEA0WQaWKw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3x0iDCnhH
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVDwaTb8q9
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjLeL6aAEz
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFRecRur0lE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihzjEl5CYz
又是「未顯示號碼」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRkfbpKVopf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMcPN62WpUP
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaosztWjsL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyl4MnIM9h6
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdzTWfFDQij
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz3LZYztMp
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3GLkD5N2f
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0VVXHvqSz
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKJMvLIi32
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFQCqE2Vc3
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTFEqv6U3j
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqcaeHolIIF
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFZnzpv4rG
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zcZGzh0U1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9CEWloCpvm
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzn5blpQwF1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2Gf98eKm7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYjjZ39MZz
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMLVyHRWFP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gziA8q3fz
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyc8ZVwqQ0
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQLHdX95Zv
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKijpmbzYC
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbvj9EUwuX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0W6X5OTYx
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6oe3VhGHNo
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZbHyQZxPF
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7a8JWkf7ma
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGV7S8ls5Zd
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn838vCc95j
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoZl8Wrudu
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBtkXhp8lN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE3SJ0kQng
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7XS4IrKVN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqIesG9HC1
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcBjLS4QUEz
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYHIVwSdG7
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MF5Nctb0V
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CAukDlCZO
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPENs1VsMS
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TMuhOezHL
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHsOFcTFl4
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsxs6rIDKFX
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8JMNPRqpD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ792wJkF4Ni
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhR4DSGbk8T
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQFN8SJNLm
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPMLkW09Hd3
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcHaiORK9q
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecEoKaTj0n
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ETdc4HFv6
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvJOystGsB
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4O2tbdvs7t
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPLoy71iT8
「條友信得過嫁喇？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdorQQPAMY
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlfCvecIotA
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qky58rclL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2Q3Iyn0Dy
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpktvuAlAr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjXYCfjtfO
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lIwxpvWiW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡthM7HC3mJA
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuSRWLLRES
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTqoeUo9UQ
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqSRSl9JPE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IK5Is4ogj
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxkoUAWH3i
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a9G13giUb
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYM1tmswBt
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6UyvHoSL8
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡty3RoDfSgd
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe7PnakJ6v
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQCJRFACS9
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5tGXms9kU
等等……如果說剛好的話……879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXctNCjj0jg
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05ziKtH8Rn
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDsmkKhazk
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