雖然一下就把她送上了的士,但我總覺得這樣還是有點拖泥帶水,不夠灑脫。741Please respect copyright.PENANA6pab9UNolR
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我所說,不是行為上的。741Please respect copyright.PENANAWpQpRIiicL
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行為上我確實夠灑脫了,但這是逼於無奈的選擇!741Please respect copyright.PENANAKZVwypwGZK
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我所說的,是我的心理,我的心裡直至現在還是充滿著數不清的矛盾啊!741Please respect copyright.PENANABz3KMurwv9
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不過,想清楚……741Please respect copyright.PENANAR9jTFvDRiV
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這可是一段愛情啊!741Please respect copyright.PENANA2vUNDZC4BZ
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為什麼我們要在一段美好的愛情當中追求灑脫?無可否認,這就好像一個素食者追求豬油的香味一樣,是無稽,也很無謂的。741Please respect copyright.PENANALtZBJvVnvI
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很多人將我們現在這個狀態稱為熱戀,事實也非常明顯,所以我也不會否認。741Please respect copyright.PENANA0EuwGZ1Xhc
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熱戀總會使人失去理智,不顧一切,使人變成笨蛋,不過愛情就是這樣的東西,我認為能夠浸淫在這種感覺裡是幸福的。741Please respect copyright.PENANAwRu4SZciq1
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我們不知道未來將會發生什麼事,也許明天就世界末日,或是香港滅亡,這樣的話,好好享受這一刻絕對是一件美事。741Please respect copyright.PENANAjm7dwk4UJf
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既然我處於這樣的狀態,為什麼又會讓芙離開自己?741Please respect copyright.PENANAqcNB1wI2qk
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沒錯,我們應該不惜一切,好好享受這一晚的,或者我們確實應該這樣做的。741Please respect copyright.PENANAuFahpzp8BV
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但首先,我的牛仔褲不容許我這樣做。741Please respect copyright.PENANAE8lj0j9ICo
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雖然全身都被雨弄得濕了大半,但褲子接近巨龍一帶的位置更非常明顯地濕了一大片,看起來就似是失禁了一樣。741Please respect copyright.PENANAYfuidNvEyl
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當然我不是真的失禁了,這都是本應注入到芙子宮裡,大量濃度極高的精液。741Please respect copyright.PENANAtDHpGoPl89
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全部都是我在剛剛濕吻期間,處於興奮狀態被她輕撫巨龍時所射出的,一次足足射了至少十秒或以上的連續射精,是我人生頭一次最強烈,最美妙的高潮。741Please respect copyright.PENANAdZuTMgw3jD
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但同時間,由於高潮所帶來的快感太過猛烈,讓我事後就像頭上被倒了盤冷水一樣,性慾都飛走了,頭腦清醒到不得了。741Please respect copyright.PENANARjZId5IaqC
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所以我有足夠的冷靜在剛剛的迷惘當中思考第二個問題,也是最大的問題,就是芙那個執法者老豆。741Please respect copyright.PENANAptUUEL6Jga
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雖然我擁有精明的大腦,但那個警犬老豆並不易對付,要逃出他的指縫私奔絕對不是一件易事。741Please respect copyright.PENANAsplf13k73L
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不過如何逃避他的追捕並非我首先考慮的因素,因為我更在乎芙的個人感受……741Please respect copyright.PENANARqNBWSe7Kp
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要她離開那個屬於自己的家,跟著我東奔西跑,失去安穩,面對種種的迷惘與落泊……一想到,到時她那副可憐卻裝作堅強的樣子……我已經痛心得想哭了。741Please respect copyright.PENANANrdEywv0fW
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考慮到這個地步,我唯一可以做的,就是想想如何讓那個警犬老豆接受我的存在。741Please respect copyright.PENANAxNJYsL4QSd
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要是我跟芙過了這一晚再去面對他,即使我懷著多大的真誠都好,下場也肯定不會好過,因為我倆將被強行拆散,不論對我還是芙來說,都是一個痛苦得生不如死的結局。741Please respect copyright.PENANAxK9Jef8biX
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所以我們今晚一定要回去,回去各自該去的地方,她要回去跟麻煩的警犬老豆交代,我也要回巴別塔,嘗試為南華早報的迷題寫上答案。741Please respect copyright.PENANA8QJHfc9fL6
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今晚的選擇,全都是為了我們的將來,那一片光明,不容有失,屬於我們的將來。741Please respect copyright.PENANARM15thZMAu
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不過現在剛洗完澡,我又遇上另一個問題……741Please respect copyright.PENANAYwymLRTyWi
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就是……我又勃起了。741Please respect copyright.PENANALGZVlsqT8o
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即使已經經歷過一次大規模的射精,但那場雨中的相擁還是使我激動不已,令巨龍再度蘇醒,而且看來暫時也沒有軟化的跡象。741Please respect copyright.PENANAdWUUshoUm5
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作為巴別塔創造主,我不希望,亦理應不需要用自己的手去解決這種性慾……741Please respect copyright.PENANAvkjgOV5aXs
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但全屋就只有細妹和老母兩個女人,而鄰居都是阿婆,阿嬸或是菲傭。741Please respect copyright.PENANAKtnhSyBcqC
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不過說來也是浪費時間,因為我並不會向芙以外的女人求愛,即使是面對西施與貂蟬也不例外。741Please respect copyright.PENANA9nwkciKIYS
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但我現在還是像個落泊的洗碗工一樣,坐在張矮凳上,一邊心不在弦地清洗遺留在褲上的帝王液,一邊在意著自己那進入瘋狂亢奮狀態的巨龍……741Please respect copyright.PENANARrT3doHgM5
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無言地嘆息著,堂堂巴別塔創造主,今日居然這樣被迫上了絕路……741Please respect copyright.PENANAXAWSoAW58N
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「呯!」741Please respect copyright.PENANAVQWgbv76hb
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廁所的門忽然被打開!741Please respect copyright.PENANAr6kwC9Wgdm
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坦白說,會毫無徵兆破門而入的人,不必看過去我也心中有數知道是誰。741Please respect copyright.PENANAfHMZ0Vx9le
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因為會這樣做的人,全屋就只有一個,就是那隻長年以玩弄我為樂的惡鬼……741Please respect copyright.PENANA6BOaHhpf7S
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她就是我細妹。741Please respect copyright.PENANAlaI9bOP2n9
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「喂!你搞乜春搞咁耐啊?我要去廁所啊大佬!」741Please respect copyright.PENANApmtp0xHZfc
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她在衝進來的同時,向全裸著清潔牛仔褲的我大喝道。741Please respect copyright.PENANAUea4SjoswR
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「屌你老母……」我不由自主地暗道,相信她也聽得一清二楚。741Please respect copyright.PENANAJzifsfYGJx
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不過我並沒有得到任何回應。741Please respect copyright.PENANAFAl286OIUI
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為什麼?741Please respect copyright.PENANAOssXpajp5T
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因為她的目光已落在我的巨龍上。與之前撞破我打飛機不同,祂並沒有被我緊握著,所以能夠以完整無缺的型態呈現在她的眼前。741Please respect copyright.PENANA0mhFubyDyt
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這是前所未有的,而且我以前的女人跟我說過,我比一般人大很多,興奮起來會份外辛苦……加上今晚與阿芙經歷了那場十一月的雨,讓我的巨龍已經變成了成龍,不對,應該是神龍才對。741Please respect copyright.PENANAdrLxzFyOgS
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但明顯現在不是開玩笑的時候,細妹初會我的神龍,嚇得半句話都說不出,呆呆的看著,口愈張愈大,究竟是尷尬?還是贊歎著神龍的偉大?741Please respect copyright.PENANAOloavqBUf8
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你問我?難道你要我去問她嗎!?741Please respect copyright.PENANADKL363oPnr
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我只是想知道怎樣可以解決現在的困局,要是老母在這個時候經過,為我的神龍再添一個觀眾的話,事情就將會複雜得令人不敢想像。741Please respect copyright.PENANAInCJeV9tfR
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為了不讓這種悲劇發生,我拿起勇氣,先行向那個嚇得全身僵硬的細妹開口:741Please respect copyright.PENANA862rZGkqPv
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「啊……麻煩你可唔可以關左道門先呢?」741Please respect copyright.PENANAtd2bVR6XL0
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聽罷她才發現自己一直瞪著我的神龍已不知多秒,即時滿臉通紅,半句話都不說,就「呯」一聲將門關上。741Please respect copyright.PENANAMZX30swzx3
741Please respect copyright.PENANAjjPqMfTkQp
隔了兩秒,正當我打算繼續洗褲子的時候,門外又再傳來細妹充滿傲嬌語調的聲音:741Please respect copyright.PENANAbeZ0c5cqcw
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「喂……你快d搞惦啦,我想去廁所……重有啊,等等過黎幫我裝個photoshop啦……我唔知係邊度down啊……」741Please respect copyright.PENANA3qLbSl9MWW
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接下來會發生什麼事,相信大家應該也心中有數吧……741Please respect copyright.PENANA5CWA1XQhZ2
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沒錯,三分鐘後,我加速洗好褲,穿好衣服,看看老豆老母,原來他們已經熟睡,於是就進到細妹的房間,準備……741Please respect copyright.PENANAqV4nLiHymW
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就是準備為她的電腦裝上最新版的photoshop破解版,好讓她回來不會用拳腳招呼我!741Please respect copyright.PENANANRLYSwlOmx
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去到她的房間,雖然大小和我那間一樣,但佈置相對比較簡潔,而且內裡以一點都不少女的黑白色作主色,一眼看進去非常整潔,和我那充滿凌亂美感與藝術氣息的房間相差甚遠。741Please respect copyright.PENANAwkKp6vGYCG
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一坐下,開啟螢幕,立即啟動她這部電腦上唯一的瀏覽器,那個擁有世界最強速度的瀏覽器——《網絡探險者》!英文名為《Internet Explorer》!741Please respect copyright.PENANAhZZYuiwjDy
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一連上網絡……741Please respect copyright.PENANA0ZdGsQ5Hnx
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哈哈,果然是網絡探險者,就像匹野馬一樣,一點都不容易操控,要掌握加速的祕訣果然是不可能的任務!741Please respect copyright.PENANAZ1s9Ik9fyc
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所以我現在可以做的……就只能……「等」!741Please respect copyright.PENANAnqUQBbEruR
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經歷一段漫長的時光,網絡探險者瘋狂的速度已將我的性慾一掃而空,神龍放鬆下來,變回一條沉睡的巨龍。741Please respect copyright.PENANAiu0Arh7cH7
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專注工作的我,已將某個破解版photoshop下載好,正在安裝途中,但細妹還是在廁所裡不出來,看來應該正在屙屎,而不是屙尿。741Please respect copyright.PENANARFKiPGHvlZ
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無聊著,不知做什麼好,剛洗好褲出來時,芙又Whatsapp我告訴自己已經回到家,洗完澡,以及換好睡衣睡覺,所以我也不騷擾她了……741Please respect copyright.PENANAigjXP60QQH
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一想起她……我的巨龍又有點反應了……!!741Please respect copyright.PENANA9KXBlAiUJJ
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不行,得找點事來分散注意力,我可不想等等細妹屙完屎回來又與神龍見面。741Please respect copyright.PENANAxmISR2NnjZ
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於是我手癢癢加上順手,打開了Facebook的網站看看有什麼有趣的。741Please respect copyright.PENANA1xOLRGYqX7
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一打開就見到一個訊息在右下角彈出,是一個叫「堅系雷神」的柒頭傳來的。741Please respect copyright.PENANAiCDciXQZzx
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那個柒頭像,是一個半裸,高抄,留著K pop柒頭的柒頭,下巴看來尖得可以殺人,加上整幅相經過了過火的美白,看來陰陽怪氣,實在令人作嘔。741Please respect copyright.PENANA6SEl75oCFr
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一眼就知他是那種沒有受過基本教育,滿腦子只有中出,扑野,播種的狗公,走獸,社會垃圾。741Please respect copyright.PENANAu0xp2lNP8X
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為什麼我一眼就斷定他是這種人?741Please respect copyright.PENANAQmaqbRdYQh
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解釋前,首先我必須在此表明,我周壯志絕對不是一個以貌取人的仆街。741Please respect copyright.PENANAEnAFyD8tlR
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只是中學時代,我曾經有幾個女神都被這種人扑過,所以要分辨這種垃圾狗公對我來說並不是一種難事,已差不多近乎是一種本能。741Please respect copyright.PENANAsbuf0Oh3gB
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接著,我瞄一下他所傳來的訊息,看看這隻狗想對我那個惡鬼細妹做什麼:741Please respect copyright.PENANAxO9klHqPgy
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「菁菁,知吾知禾做緊咩牙?」741Please respect copyright.PENANAHpaGoMsbE2
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吾你老母!禾你老母!牙你老母!老老實實,你老幾?我一定不會將自己細妹,就算她是一隻惡鬼都好,我都不會將她交給這種垃圾。741Please respect copyright.PENANArOGfj0DWQ9
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要是他跟細妹發生什麼關係,我保證巴別搭的天罰一定會降到他的頭上!741Please respect copyright.PENANAYQGSaGAqr9
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