不要再說那個叫『堅系雷神』的MK柒頭了。870Please respect copyright.PENANAfJsTNUghEw
870Please respect copyright.PENANAIMRMNoyTz7
這種人實在看多眼都嫌多,於是我立即轉台,開出新視窗,看看Yahoo新聞都無咁嬲。870Please respect copyright.PENANATi8sQxYrf8
870Please respect copyright.PENANAAkgVZjRULE
同時候,細妹也左扭右扭地回到房間了,看來應該便秘坐到雙腳麻痹吧。870Please respect copyright.PENANAu30Rhhke5X
870Please respect copyright.PENANACbY3liy61X
她幾經辛苦坐到床上,解開頭上的馬尾,讓一頭帶著輕微天然卷的長髮散落到背後,然後公整地將橡筋放回床邊的小木盒,並在抽屜裡取出那副黑框眼鏡戴上,看來她在廁所不只是屙屎,還脫了隱形眼鏡。870Please respect copyright.PENANAaVVfo0r4yt
870Please respect copyright.PENANAb2z75Llqrk
她注意到我的斜視目光,不知為了什麼嘆一口氣,再平心靜氣地問我:870Please respect copyright.PENANA9PvHgypCbo
870Please respect copyright.PENANADsYE3MPygC
「點啊?裝完未啊?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAcZP9OKXlEg
870Please respect copyright.PENANAtTSnxYXqIh
看看安裝的進度條,剛剛就在這一秒完成,於是我就回答她:870Please respect copyright.PENANAPsG1U883Bj
870Please respect copyright.PENANAEfiKcTPnLJ
「搞惦喇,應該唔洗我教你用架啦?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAcMkmfWucif
870Please respect copyright.PENANAzPOpOyRo5J
上身穿著熊仔睡衣,下身只穿一條超短褲的她無視背後的秀髮,用力躺到床上,一邊取出自己的三叔電話,一邊以非常老奉的語氣回應我:870Please respect copyright.PENANA7GLO6YywiT
870Please respect copyright.PENANARabZ1RT3zx
「最好教返啦。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAGg3xxx8Trv
870Please respect copyright.PENANACfktncuTdV
聽罷我感受到她的視線,就伴隨著電腦椅轉身望向她,然後問:「你想用黎做咩先?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAFx7njFTkmT
870Please respect copyright.PENANATcEG1G1Uw6
坦白說,我第一個想起的目的,離不開應該都是用空間扭曲術整大自己對波,整長雙腳,又或是將自己的下巴改造成利器……870Please respect copyright.PENANARDeC9Up4ge
870Please respect copyright.PENANAkoiU4Nb5PF
如果是這樣的話,我比較推介她使用一個叫美圖秀秀的電話app,這個程式無疑已足夠滿足一般女性的要求,而且簡單易用,省下我逐步教她用photoshop的時間。870Please respect copyright.PENANAEUVlHiV5M4
870Please respect copyright.PENANAw9lptS8koB
她坐起來,托一托黑框眼鏡,認真向我解釋:「我想執下上次去赤柱影果d相姐。」870Please respect copyright.PENANA95QfW0OE5R
870Please respect copyright.PENANAU2aJ7Cs5XB
「下?你執黎做乜?」我被她的言論嚇了一跳。870Please respect copyright.PENANA8Wz8kfjcjd
870Please respect copyright.PENANAi0uxiOujCM
其實那輯赤柱的相片是我們一家之前去燒烤時所拍下的,由於攝影者是我,所以我們清楚裡面除了三張有人像的合照外,其他全都是我所拍下的風景相。870Please respect copyright.PENANAVWez8kHZg7
870Please respect copyright.PENANAeig11S7kRm
現在想起來,細妹好像也拿過我的相機照過幾幅……難道她對攝影產生了興趣嗎?870Please respect copyright.PENANAROd6aYT2xc
870Please respect copyright.PENANAMwxZz5HYhv
細妹不自然地,用沒塗指甲油的純肉色手甲抓抓自己大腿兩下,臉有點紅,以不自覺的高音快速回應:「唔好理啦。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAOI9HROk4nB
870Please respect copyright.PENANAmMobSpb6Bg
這個語氣告訴我:我大概應該估中了。870Please respect copyright.PENANARQF2mJniDu
870Please respect copyright.PENANAVKdjD9VM3b
「你唔講我唔教你啊。」我即時笑著要脅她。870Please respect copyright.PENANAu5ZPjPxcrb
870Please respect copyright.PENANAwOjCGZyD8C
看來她發現了正被我玩弄,以貓將魚吃到一半卻被拿走的不滿眼神望著我,發悔氣地說:「咁你唔好教啦!你估我唔識自己學!?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAV0xaNLjOLe
870Please respect copyright.PENANAsePVJRR1Ux
說罷就手持著那部三叔電話,從床上落到地上,而我則站起來,一邊作狀離開一邊說:「好啊,我無所謂架,見你咁生性我都好開心啊,哈哈。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAG5W6tCBWqv
870Please respect copyright.PENANAR2n07f0wpy
她坐到我剛讓出的位置上,一眼看落去就驚訝地問:「喂!我頂你啊!全部英文黎既喂?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAyUQaEZUWJ5
870Please respect copyright.PENANAFuYHzKOa6t
我怪笑兩聲揶揄她:「咁你有機會學下英文喇。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAhDNJLH6YEf
870Please respect copyright.PENANABl6N1go3lw
她拉著我的衣角,不讓我離開,先命令,後請求我:870Please respect copyright.PENANAc6dso3C8iH
870Please respect copyright.PENANAgBtt7hbVBc
「喂,幫我變做中文啦,好唔好?」870Please respect copyright.PENANA3BcAfrtNMK
870Please respect copyright.PENANAHS8xuTCk5v
我回頭,邪惡地反問她:「喂前喂後,無名你叫啊?你頭先唔係好威既咩?點解而家唔夠兩秒又過黎求返我啊?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAiqVKsUKEUN
870Please respect copyright.PENANAt9JflR8MZv
今次總算威返次,輪到我抓著她的春袋了,果然成為了巴別搭創造主,連運勢都不同了!870Please respect copyright.PENANAQUoieIxIy0
870Please respect copyright.PENANAy5SsDlu1rC
她輕輕地再扯我的衣角,請求我道:「係喇,阿哥,唔該你幫我裝返個中文版啦,唔該哂你啦。」870Please respect copyright.PENANA1M3g6173BJ
870Please respect copyright.PENANAFX7R4zOEvR
看來真的有點不自然,明明平時的她應該會說:870Please respect copyright.PENANAqGexu9rbTl
870Please respect copyright.PENANAlQaN4cp691
「喂咪喂囉!我鐘意點叫就點叫!你唔鐘意幫就同我死開,唔好浪費我時間!」870Please respect copyright.PENANAavLXS5gnrv
870Please respect copyright.PENANAO7wEify1HL
等等,再想起來,其實她好像從來都沒有跟我說過這種話……870Please respect copyright.PENANAmPvxIkdj3A
870Please respect copyright.PENANAZmPhh65tOk
我開始發現到……也許一直以來她對我也不是太差,只是間中作死一下。870Please respect copyright.PENANAUMyXVLh97B
870Please respect copyright.PENANAOZRj0igbf7
巴別搭創造主的新視角告訴我,那個惡鬼形象也許有一半都是一直以來自己所認為的……870Please respect copyright.PENANAoxaZjskpAw
870Please respect copyright.PENANAC1Jo6WhCKB
算了,幫就幫。870Please respect copyright.PENANAnxAkz8MSgR
870Please respect copyright.PENANACvoOq0Zq6h
她讓出位置坐到床上,我就坐回原位。870Please respect copyright.PENANAlHwKGqZBNY
870Please respect copyright.PENANA2X10f0WIjV
上到Google,正想打上「中文化」三隻字,才發現無論怎樣按Shift+Ctrl,不論速成與倉頡都沒有出現,來來去去都只有英文鍵盤與那個不知所謂的《九方輸入法》……870Please respect copyright.PENANAFRCrT1BKXh
870Please respect copyright.PENANAPTZh1DdQ7K
這實在令人驚訝:「點解你部電腦會得九方架?速成果d走哂去邊!?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAThFHKBmlFj
870Please respect copyright.PENANARCgmye9bMh
她脫下眼鏡,找出眼鏡布,邊抹著眼鏡,邊用理所當然的語氣回答:870Please respect copyright.PENANAFsuBvkoKgS
870Please respect copyright.PENANAqdEFXRzItZ
「無啊……佢地成日阻住我開個九方出黎,反正又唔識用,咪刪走左佢囉。」870Please respect copyright.PENANA55gjXagnsC
870Please respect copyright.PENANAqcMrZ2CR4Y
聽起來好像合理,但精通速成與倉頡的我,可是從沒有刪除過那個長年封塵的拼音啊:「你係咪痴Q線架?我而家要打中文啊,你話點算好?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAzpXIhykN26
870Please respect copyright.PENANAWV4UDIooD7
聽罷她重新戴回眼鏡,擺出一副不耐煩的樣子,推開我,自己掌管鍵盤的一邊問我:870Please respect copyright.PENANAXjh9nbiQ6L
870Please respect copyright.PENANAqLsba1Rrz4
「咪煩啦,IT佬,九方都唔識用……你唔好搞返個速成出黎,我幫你打啦,你要打咩字啊?」870Please respect copyright.PENANA073sBn3S4p
870Please respect copyright.PENANAUmTG3ZOhhC
那句IT佬不知是褒義還是貶義,但聽起來實在非常難聽,還讓我有點想打人的衝動。870Please respect copyright.PENANAW0cbx597L9
870Please respect copyright.PENANAPCuTGM9jk9
我煩躁地回答:「中文化啊。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAJO9sx4xVWP
870Please respect copyright.PENANAwtfEWDXPuJ
她就立即用純熟的手法拍打數字鍵盤,不消一刻就打出三個字,然後懶洋洋坐回床邊,於背後瞪著我。870Please respect copyright.PENANAgQcc4wwO6T
870Please respect copyright.PENANAZIX9JYpnP3
九方,我以前都學過,實在不知道這個要付費的輸入法有什麼好處,於是我開口問細妹:870Please respect copyright.PENANABuD4CU1ZRE
870Please respect copyright.PENANAB3FqlDeDxO
「速成打兩個碼就可以揀字啦,你用九方要成三個碼,重要比錢買,點解唔學速成啊?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAXpwXIhQkMJ
870Please respect copyright.PENANAEuZ5PmCcJG
她立即回答:「速成d碼都唔合邏輯,咪搞我。九方係就係打三個碼,但我最多得0至9十個碼要打,速成記成廿幾個碼,搵鬼用啊?重有啊,打完碼我搵字一定快過速成囉唔該。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAh8uqdF8jTI
870Please respect copyright.PENANAgEVMGLCRLS
聽來有文有路……870Please respect copyright.PENANAEf7IKsIZgg
870Please respect copyright.PENANA7QEqcoh8Vd
870Please respect copyright.PENANAlzgoUYvSyq
等等!!870Please respect copyright.PENANA4v1XUJCiX9
870Please respect copyright.PENANAoJqkVugiDQ
三個碼!?870Please respect copyright.PENANAdB7ojWzGve
870Please respect copyright.PENANALB64AA3bKU
870Please respect copyright.PENANAmzrsfZqQey
我腦裡忽然閃出今日四眼仔給我的密碼,記得好像全部組合都是只有三個數字的……再想一想……沒錯!!確實全部都只有三個的!870Please respect copyright.PENANAA50uHtwPhR
870Please respect copyright.PENANAJf29mrNVYN
870Please respect copyright.PENANAqpNfVuPQrP
一想起那堆密碼,我就非常緊張,如果這堆數字又是某種輸入法的輸入碼的話,整個密碼的解構就好像一個圈一樣,說不定是最好的答案……不,應該說,沒有比這更適合的答案了!870Please respect copyright.PENANAVZtWQdFLko
870Please respect copyright.PENANAtDf6QPBoXN
說到九方輸入法,全世界哪裡有人會用?我哪知道,但我肯定香港必定有人會用,以前在讀中學時,我們都曾被迫接觸過這種輸入法,所以當年中了這個陷阱,懂得使用九方的香港人應該為數不少。870Please respect copyright.PENANAN0QUNWjmzw
870Please respect copyright.PENANAyovzwkLk9n
所以也符合「給香港人解的密碼」的中心原則,絕對有試的價值!870Please respect copyright.PENANAFtq9AM3FcM
870Please respect copyright.PENANApIQg6KoC4E
雖然我對九方也有點基本概念,但還是要確認一件事。870Please respect copyright.PENANAgdbPtLrmUS
870Please respect copyright.PENANAbbrA5hOWTP
「等等,打九方要用三個碼?果三個碼係咪一定要係數字黎架?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAFELPZq6ftO
870Please respect copyright.PENANATEiZgu4LPB
她用無奈的眼光望著我,理所當然地回答:「下?緊係啦,你見到個九公格有英文咩?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAH2yRqwM67K
870Please respect copyright.PENANA35m85T6Fny
聽到這句,我就放心了!870Please respect copyright.PENANAd2XSjfodfi
870Please respect copyright.PENANAoL0EWvqiZ6
於是立即拿出IPhone,找出在今日下午在四眼仔那邊影底,兩段最後所解出的密碼給細妹看。870Please respect copyright.PENANAtzbgTM8fha
870Please respect copyright.PENANAoUAiwdhg9C
她看來一頭霧水,用「你想點啊?」的眼神望著我,於是我立即就解釋:870Please respect copyright.PENANARkTwFg7A6R
870Please respect copyright.PENANA0jjo1N6pBi
「你可唔可以將依堆數字轉做中文啊?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAXLqsF29gmK
870Please respect copyright.PENANAY6qklhbVq4
870Please respect copyright.PENANAP3bmEON0rf
《639 958 498 260 987 780 170 990 678870Please respect copyright.PENANAsjHEdzKvXp
980 857 320 940 190 949 711 585 240》870Please respect copyright.PENANAbu8RXSQ2D1
870Please respect copyright.PENANATJFzqmvHvH
870Please respect copyright.PENANAqO2wKsCa5i
《740 069 509 371 098 891 281 001 789870Please respect copyright.PENANAygbgwDOgNV
091 968 431 051 201 050 822 696 351》870Please respect copyright.PENANA1grxqNoLnY
870Please respect copyright.PENANAC2coNS7ATy
870Please respect copyright.PENANAPOZ9zYvwh0
她再看一眼密碼,用手捲捲自己的長髮,看來苦惱地告訴我這個要求是無理的:870Please respect copyright.PENANAiPPY98hBeR
870Please respect copyright.PENANARxXq8CuVzd
「下?無啦啦點轉啊?你估我係神探伽利略啊?」870Please respect copyright.PENANA1f0bQNRFkW
870Please respect copyright.PENANA5t6CC9BtRi
「頂,以你既智慧緊係轉唔到啦!」我第一反應想這樣說,但有求於她,所以理智告訴我,這樣說是沒有意義的。870Please respect copyright.PENANAbP9RVYZnwP
870Please respect copyright.PENANA10NGijaNjF
於是我吸一口氣冷靜地解釋:870Please respect copyright.PENANAdZmALQsfBt
870Please respect copyright.PENANAt5z20PQ1R0
「我既意思係…叫你用九方將d數字轉做中文啊。」870Please respect copyright.PENANA1txWMFm5HW
870Please respect copyright.PENANAERoOIochaT
細妹立即輕佻地說:「下?咁炸?」看來非常失望,想必她應該比誰都更想做神探伽利略吧。870Please respect copyright.PENANA85T012I9wf
870Please respect copyright.PENANALhE8xmgJmn
之後她再補上一句:「要我幫你?唔係唔得……」有買有賣,應該的,假如真的能解破這個密碼,巴別搭將會一舉成名。870Please respect copyright.PENANABP6YHxn4dk
870Please respect copyright.PENANAqntWacLLtZ
盤算過得失,我當然立即就答應她:870Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0KArISIWw
870Please respect copyright.PENANAt8amJpOQaT
「幫我解到既話,你話點就點啦!」870Please respect copyright.PENANAJTZRB49Tzx
870Please respect copyright.PENANAmx3qNUEOqo
她帶著惡鬼的笑容說:870Please respect copyright.PENANAhloqyMGcRB
870Please respect copyright.PENANAulrFaGMv2j
「拿,我無叫你架,你自己講架炸。」看來已想到一些麻煩極大的代價給我去承受。870Please respect copyright.PENANAIK56bmC4Oz
870Please respect copyright.PENANA5VNcLoEg6x
我都未回應她就被推開了,期間她搶走我的IPhone看著說:「行開啦,拎你D數字黎睇下。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAwVExcQgUUG
870Please respect copyright.PENANA3NzaxjIslB
看了兩秒,她又問我:「上下都要解哂?」870Please respect copyright.PENANASqeIL1vduk
870Please respect copyright.PENANAbV5zW7KWyf
坦白說,我哪知道哪一段才是對的,一於要她全都解掉最穩陣:「係啊,你解到就解啦。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAouXflJ9RRr
870Please respect copyright.PENANAPWqnzyU2QG
她聽罷皺一皺眉頭轉頭望向我,,以專家的語氣質疑道:「咪玩啦,下面果段有幾個零字開頭,無得解架喎,你有無常識架?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAoZbLrlucLl
870Please respect copyright.PENANAa8mPi44hyJ
巧合地,剛好在這個角度,她的黑框眼鏡反光得一片白色,完全見不到雙眼,看來就像電影中的專家一樣。870Please respect copyright.PENANA1Dc4Hg2z3r
870Please respect copyright.PENANAxFX0zPKIPq
本人不太了解九方的構造,所以也不能反駁,於是就認真老實地向她確認:870Please respect copyright.PENANADlGIZMIZQS
870Please respect copyright.PENANAwNmSGmWMOF
「咁上面果兩行有無問題呢?」870Please respect copyright.PENANA6ZmfB1uC2F
870Please respect copyright.PENANAGqlJxNASZb
仔細地看清楚Iphone上第一段的密碼兩遍,她才向我確認:「果兩行……得啊,無問題啊,全部都ok。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAJzhav9BPMD
870Please respect copyright.PENANATyIqHSfbCf
聽起來這件事好像愈來愈專業,感覺就好像跟一個解碼專家交談一樣,而實際上,她就只是一個精通九方的中三女學生,實在有點不對味兒。870Please respect copyright.PENANAYsCYePY3vA
870Please respect copyright.PENANALDY1anxO6F
然後她繼續以專家的語氣,說出一句非常專家的話:870Please respect copyright.PENANAnDef8f7HSB
870Please respect copyright.PENANAKtVG0L4cJP
「但老老實實,你確認係九方碼黎架喇?如果解唔出既話我一樣要收費架喎。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAwlP1Tg5BlA
870Please respect copyright.PENANAwLyxeVtMyJ
這一刻,我實在不知怎回應才好,如果她真的是專家的話,我應該就會回答:870Please respect copyright.PENANAr3VVwN9jwY
870Please respect copyright.PENANAtQWUzlJ9YM
「係,我明白架喇。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAHl6E3BkM8I
870Please respect copyright.PENANAZAz9TdvPeE
不過她只是我一個十六歲的細妹啊!為什麼我非得要用對專家的語氣對她!?870Please respect copyright.PENANAfX4OK3hmiI
870Please respect copyright.PENANAjLCRr8YXGh
但一時之間我又不知該怎樣回應她好,於是就抓抓頭,裝傻說:870Please respect copyright.PENANAwnvAJg4MBi
870Please respect copyright.PENANAP3YBor9cKX
「下?要收費架?我地假假地都一場兄妹啊,岩岩重幫你裝左個Photoshop,你唔會咁對我掛?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAi2TVO4HToq
870Please respect copyright.PENANAEd6la70yE9
870Please respect copyright.PENANAUU50b9jRfu
她半閉著眼,帶著不滿地跟我翻一筆很新的舊帳:870Please respect copyright.PENANABdH3QhqjCR
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「你咁快唔記得我岩岩叫你教我用Photoshop果時,你點應我喇?」870Please respect copyright.PENANA5xah4mUvW0
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其實我從沒想過要逃到自己房不教她的,沒什麼比起這個年紀的少女,想要在發掘興趣當中尋覓自我,更令人感到鼓舞。870Please respect copyright.PENANArI4Yor2C6m
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這樣必定比起從跟MK扑野當中尋找自我更加有益,所以攝影這方面,本人是絕對支持的。870Please respect copyright.PENANArlpSKWBPsW
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於是我就理所當然地答應她:「咁你想學乜,我咪教返你囉,可以開工未?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAVhiEKEzgeR
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得到一個滿意的答覆,她還是要裝一下矜貴:870Please respect copyright.PENANAx0tqzKz2oi
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「得喇,得喇。咪催。再催我就唔幫你架喇。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAQotilKwgcr
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「你話事,鐘意點就點,最緊要幫我解左佢,到時你鐘意點都得。」我再度滿足她,及作個保證。870Please respect copyright.PENANAm2ocyhrKou
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然後她就挺直腰板,深呼吸一下……870Please respect copyright.PENANA2auXHWHNOE
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我才發現她的上圍其實也挺豐滿的,雖然與芙相差甚遠,但以香港少女來說,她都可說是「大」的一群。870Please respect copyright.PENANA2uvlSIliOh
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深呼吸完,她墊著背後不到腰的長髮倚到電腦椅背,看看IPhone問我:「咁由第一個開始啦。739啊?」870Please respect copyright.PENANA2LlfYywMN1
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一打出739即時彈出九個字,分別是『鷝畈略鴨夥畋畇畛畽』,她按0鍵,轉向第二個選字頁,彈出的就只有一個字『鸓』870Please respect copyright.PENANARwpduuhJqf
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基本上除了『略』,『鴨』與『夥』之外,其他字我都不知是什麼。870Please respect copyright.PENANAowZU3nyiAV
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見她遲遲也未打出答案,我望望她,她也望望我,終於我首先忍不住問:870Please respect copyright.PENANA2C0wRXCtMK
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「你知唔知係邊個字?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAH77M3Cu4cu
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「我點知啊?你自己揀啦!」870Please respect copyright.PENANA8XUOHR5cXv
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聽到這一句,我就知出問題了,也許我取要在這十個字當中揀選一個正確,但我當然不想發生這種事,所以就抱有一絲希望問她:870Please respect copyright.PENANA3U87rXHck1
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「d數字係唔係幫唔到你直接打到個字出黎架?」870Please respect copyright.PENANAybKpqUIU6o
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她將本來在左耳前,長長的秀髮撥到耳後,托著腮煩躁地回答:「緊係啦,你用速成都要揀字啦。」870Please respect copyright.PENANAiH3Tey9LnL
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唉……看來又是時候要出動我那精明的頭腦了。870Please respect copyright.PENANAShpL0R31n3
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