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中午時份,我和鄭多燕在一所高級餐廳吃了一個豐富的午餐,由於我們都是中國人,因此侍應生對我們特別好招呼,最後這一餐盛惠二百二十美圓,單是打賞的貼士我就給了二十美圓,錢,當然是鄭多燕的。883Please respect copyright.PENANA1uv6yu0HDY
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鄭多燕之後帶我到了一座六層高建築物的頂層單位,她按門鈴,沒多久有一把操普通話的男聲應門!屌你老母,又是普通話?又是Big Six人?難道香港人真的和Big Six人有緣嗎?883Please respect copyright.PENANABFcbyEgwGp
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男人說:「社會主義好!(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAZhRVapVHdy
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鄭多燕答:「共產黨萬歲!(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANA7wWKeZ6QRH
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門打開,是暗號嗎?男人讓我們進去,屌你老母,我終於明白這個男人為什麼叫托洛斯基,因為他真的和托洛斯基長得一模一樣……883Please respect copyright.PENANAyf8cgD7bay
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至於托洛斯基的長相是怎樣,自己去Google搜尋一下吧,如果大家還找到的話。883Please respect copyright.PENANAs2XNOoN8yO
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是的,是一模一撚樣,簡直是複製人一樣的相似程度。883Please respect copyright.PENANAiDrMW4CvyU
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那是一間非常普通的房子,住上任何人都可以的「萬能Key」,在這裏住了一個托洛斯基當然沒有任何奇怪的地方。883Please respect copyright.PENANAtAPY1f4y0W
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「托洛斯基?(普通話)」我問。883Please respect copyright.PENANAmAsfI55kt1
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「Yes!I am Leon Trotsky,any problem?」托洛斯基答。883Please respect copyright.PENANAXG32Q60jQj
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「中國人?西方人?(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3U2fmM1Z8
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「中俄混血兒,原藉河南。其實我是中國人?這麼爛的普通話……香港人?(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANA5Els8j5MBA
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「是的,我是香港人!我的名字叫陳錦波!(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANA8w4iEcehGf
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「好名!好名!好名!大家都是中國人,一家人來的!(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAAHwlMgMhic
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如果可以的話,我想說「調理農務蘭花系!乜撚野一家人呀,中國人係中國人,香港人係香港人,屌你老母!」883Please respect copyright.PENANADB3FqtaEeA
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鄭多燕說:「是時候了,你可以把一切秘密告訴他知道!(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAPt5X14SMfa
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托洛斯基坐在一張發霉的殘舊皮沙發上,對鄭多燕說:「他可以相信嗎?XX,你應該知道事情的嚴重性……這是關乎整個世界的大事件啊!萬一他洩漏了出去,不單是我和你會沒命,甚至會有三、四十萬人會為我們而死,你考慮清楚了沒有?(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAUzroJSPggR
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「三、四十萬人會為我們而死?」我想著,吞了一口口水。883Please respect copyright.PENANAkqPLK15qir
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鄭多燕大力點頭,這下點頭,連帶著她的大奶子也震上一震。883Please respect copyright.PENANAOarWtSwOXD
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這剎那,我看見托洛斯基正看著鄭多燕暴乳燃燒顫動的奶子。883Please respect copyright.PENANAnImrP5lK57
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「你……(普通話)」托洛斯基指著我說:「陳先生,請你坐下來,接下來的幾分鐘,你將會知道一個凡人永遠沒法理解的驚世大秘密,我希望你有心理準備,OK?我知道,如果一個人沒有這種心理準備,一下子接觸到這個秘密,會有兩種反應,第一種是不知所措,大腦像是關上了開關一樣,一下子不能思考,進入『呆』這種狀態……(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAH06p3S6kXp
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我坐下在托洛斯基對面,說:「第二種呢?(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAIt3FkyP2M0
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托洛斯基托一托他那副溥儀眼鏡,以非常非常認真的語氣說:「痴撚左線!(廣東話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAspv5CU8Wa4
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「嗯?你識講白話既?」我說。883Please respect copyright.PENANArwYKvrfuKp
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「我精通十七種語言,坦白告訴你,我其實是一個學者,我是美國哈…哈……哈佛大學的天體物理學博士!(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAZkLr6B2iXU
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「哈…哈……哈佛大學?(普通話)」我說。883Please respect copyright.PENANADJd5YCR1RO
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這時候鄭多燕步入了一間房,臨走前說:「你們好好地談,托洛斯基,把一切都告訴他!我相信外星人也快要來了……(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAfYzLsSUf2V
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托洛斯基凝重地點頭,然後高度集中凝視著我說:「你預備好了沒有?(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAkYYKDbdp0v
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開場白太長了,我說:「請你開始,我現在是一隻空杯子,什麼驚天秘密也盛戴得下!(普通話)」883Please respect copyright.PENANAaC449vxr0a
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房子內的氣氛一下子彷彿高了八度。883Please respect copyright.PENANAXtKGQT20fN
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「一切都要從魚柳包開始……(普通話)」托洛斯基眉頭一皺,娓娓道來。883Please respect copyright.PENANAMIwjPlDYwT
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「荷里活有間大酒店,三個肥婆學踢波!學踢波!」883Please respect copyright.PENANAkqCAvYxKoT
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是尹光鈴聲!仆街!就在這時候,我的I phone響起來。883Please respect copyright.PENANA1ZYeb66EOJ
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「Sorry!Sorry!」883Please respect copyright.PENANAXgc0EATo5F
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「喂?邊位?」我掏出I phone接聽。883Please respect copyright.PENANAOHWhMlc21C
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「……………………………」沒有回應,生存多年的直覺讓我有點急燥起來,開始不由自主地猜測對方的身份:883Please respect copyright.PENANAv7y4MUP2p7
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「阿志?」883Please respect copyright.PENANA6pNrAyOahf
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「………………………」883Please respect copyright.PENANAFyC49jLTqJ
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「小紅?」883Please respect copyright.PENANAFAWZGg9uBT
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「……………………………」883Please respect copyright.PENANAFKw9xBt0Z6
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除了這兩人外,還有誰會打給我?想來想去,居然就只有他們兩人,不禁讓我有點落寞。883Please respect copyright.PENANAvwdUzwUA6w
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但我的身體好像還記得一個人,而且自作主張地吐出他的名字:883Please respect copyright.PENANAJoZ52ukInK
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「阿……權?」883Please respect copyright.PENANA8qA9gB6pBL
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「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……………………」對方好像聽到我說出一個完滿答案一樣,安心地掛線。883Please respect copyright.PENANAW1vaYewM45
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難道是阿權打來嗎!?不可能!我明明已經大約十日前在深圳親手把他殺掉了!883Please respect copyright.PENANAvpYDYLpu3g
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這剎我腦內彷彿被鈍物重重打擊一下,心臟也似從胸膛裡跳出來,一股暈眩迅速無情地侵襲。
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