波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGISGmV8JU
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0XqdiqfxS
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHLKvxzlbi
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjS5H923Al
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtNyDE9Kd3
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBwUHu5ry7
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZx0jgKBegD
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkKohR1KgpU
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjD3tULp5zd
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePztHodZAq
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc7otObiU2
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcQpPUXsR8
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5W7wwfoHFm
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808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrM2KK2FpZ
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIEIuVYlXF
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DvvjEdE28
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSrbCcDWdV
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5QnATAWKT
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxFXPuxNbs
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「啊，差唔多喇。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEgwnB4VKI
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIZdENgqvv
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6z5qeOhYSC
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojNMaurnI7
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGB8v97bNo
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNK5wOKqIIt
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZedGb5axfg
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74EWQMuF4q
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7eOVaterd
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不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9M8hK4LVi
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGiDhwQK7i
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWahlkpdMbA
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqcOhAZjDW
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwYUerOStr1
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsjUy549lE
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0A4ozTZ36
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYcAFRPKyg
「未顯示號碼」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0w5Q3NsdE
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtXDwu8mZB
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNI5KcBtLp
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13uMxEIGZY
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJukvqhsIbz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEKYRFUFZW
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxF4INiQsom
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFcbCh7PDwC
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxlb7p08MP
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneUuBJvUXo
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hJ7NhNTg7
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfz4oxjkSfN
「無啊…無…無需……」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZT54Z4A5q
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPQZAciB3P
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbG4DgIdL2b
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynQzlzf44v
「先生…」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RLgiNXbw8
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPplE68NQID
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8U5wgRGqg
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1WV0wMPAO
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHK5u2rOrP
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZeIWhFn4vD
「屌你老母。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXGarO7kbA
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPJPOBHNda
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14Psb9jV82
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還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXmNhWaDca
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeXjNcvG0A
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT676J2EYcz
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDasfDt6LA
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又是「未顯示號碼」。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6LtCgliuk
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRPMPkr6e1
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9By1h4p9Ah
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEeBicJhVsr
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzD7pMqCYud
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvTCs8iNvz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj8yVH22Bje
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapctQj7gOD
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RUZi0XXXa
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnYTRm6qCG
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lKgm9Ftws
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVJaPHoLva
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VpbpdWQoI
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsx4c5klDD
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8VmiSJVNF
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCAwbcRMAiJ
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFrgdgxDPz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPrc1wkdxGX
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQkCKLZnS6
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH7DnsGJ3T
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P1kyMK4M9
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVRvW8o7Wv
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrM6UZ492Si
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwIYbytah2y
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡejDoznrfOT
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwK3uMZnC5
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQYk7BJpLrZ
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXuK4RDnqH
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDKRmi0UGu
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfTFwTEreX
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPlbUaeAFQ
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWURSj4UGE
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5zxs3Kym9
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNjBLNkrcy
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrz4uSH3fWi
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzfnaF0Sdw
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3RlNlbFAs
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrVFoRRQ8z
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpVZGUh7B2
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCXOYZolWk
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1cOQd3A1l5
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQaNCVjzcK5
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUKr8SQ5Ff
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3r2QeXSfa
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZrsSkhC24U
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnisxHVAPRM
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u3vY5120m
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAnbWQr19L
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8vYYTptgxo
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxG5wjogj10
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLbsAiyCGD
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7jnzkRNS5
「條友信得過嫁喇？」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBcGxaMO4Lm
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr03M0dsz1M
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDb5Y7HnHCY
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFmXfbsi3V
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBOtIgmWmL
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOZXuTDbGF
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRicsI1Um4F
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJlFoROZY9
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtiiQg5lYD
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKfVE5iKqz
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6wYzfwgCg
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBjNsblWmc
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJtWFfbzTc
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMJaECbfmT
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtfycarU5SR
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzomb9595a
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等等……如果說剛好的話……808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeFEzYztN0
808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwO8dFUHIu
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。808Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDsuUXUsr4
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