波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNlE1YCBPg
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUNZ5FtPlA
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGOkvWLJv0
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlT8kFGJW2E
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iij8AwkZD
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO48HQK42Y
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7sbDDJ4CE
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sEWzW7aWE
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeKg0jVzId
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUjAKIg13H
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg3ZNeo1ZOX
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnSKWuGflRt
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeErECo4UJj
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbo0MIcSpc
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97MF7OIiLO
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm1tZna4Mu
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWA6mIKsnnZ
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPSX4dF7cd
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「啊，差唔多喇。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbrrBiiVk1
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfg4LztxgKv
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwj2ggvquE
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TFaUgduPn
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tGfdwsgwB
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2uR5oOq7l
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMLBf6XNoT
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7gJUc73Rq
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsmy5Mk71y
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qGbAGigZN
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不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4wB6VSleBH
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfwnB8bfiI
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4MPkEzEpK4
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeVON2pGnc
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqLwHVPNEK
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5ac2Y8Exw
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvO1fTEZxZ
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGb9gwrSq48
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzG5LcYXWUh
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiSRaxNt8h
「未顯示號碼」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSPwxSMjRu
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeW1gPEQny
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VeFeZU6Cs
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuom1ASHaoN
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBsn46TLRx
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHow6XM9Pdr
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUg5dj8O3u
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnr4ZqjNowM
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwArGkTPtr
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwZADQyA9I
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2wiWLjmNO
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「無啊…無…無需……」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQdwPvS6yc
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6woT63Lwb9
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「先生…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEW7Ed33Ky
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINssYohi62
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK3pDOWEWn
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgyjISnSMS
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmLF8a99y1
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgU5ZAsYgq
「屌你老母。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnBaUi7cEM
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHGMEEX4gS
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgIY1RzCZi
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJqQAfXG59
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZk67S7wfXg
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEyMzeI27m
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9ylD7oEjO
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又是「未顯示號碼」。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIFGoiqcxC
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GP8PXotg4
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6dDzGT95D
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCQUXStBsc
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWE5XgXeeKq
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcYm91ashU
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Q4ZKxJ718
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Ku01g7mmX
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T8z042qBG
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bULMkMVxu
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllNUYfwLCN
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2PAr5TUyed
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68IUHBCmNI
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGyiFuYlSQ1
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Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8COWV9Elqe
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JAt2cc2NK
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOsMvDEY1C
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHYZh7oKTE
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4ScgjW3Su
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0saLdFoF8
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說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKC5400W049
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「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvD10uuCwUV
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哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpW5Em7aJ8n
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNr0hixhmw
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsh6zOfGHQ
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYmqCFUvKL
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3ZldK5S2G
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR6OtakvdL
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Xx615nqf0
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDdRF2Nx1X
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj6fS3sYzg
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc6j9q8fD3H
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fylk5AeyO
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQRE5qnMpl
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7n8suNW4m
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnFX6vZqX1R
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4M60GnK6w
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnasLVAfJ5H
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH2YUcPNiZ
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGoLqBf6XsB
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCTVFkOYP8
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3k06BUFUC
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwetkkaQ4k
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUtQ8v61aV
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxEaxMUHCn8
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpGSPfiVVR
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCv0UDHWk0
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHso3NTWfmm
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聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpghRkvkagH
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hPgf1lpqT
824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3W7KaHb1N
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGLceZn8OYI
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電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezpcTACisz
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22BA4fAU01
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……824Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLuPGUfdCG
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