波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAVLZjfwlt
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kZLjt3NLe
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7sXSSUntv
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRA2Y9DZIn
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRXWamGRTV
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JWYit2pGN
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5sQC8VLnr
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOffpk2569l
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgT1xmBSt4
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVoDNCAp1d
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhuMNeEKkO7
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdnsYY6whN
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMICCpCd6b
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRjeACsUA0z
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqTce6btTT
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLBqAaF0p93
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCu8PBw3Ui
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0944uMSIzY
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sGmP7fs2x
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkLbvzrtsS
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbB727qkvD
「啊，差唔多喇。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaHmHTJhSS
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqp2IJp7mvw
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTXk6AWHKz
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKcqx5qHrF
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ614WKr8hzi
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwPLxIVvKxj
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZlu9k1NKY
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQFnW0sVPK
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoE3VuVECF
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefGqqGevJn
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SDpzoLptl
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOCCrLFwQG7
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvsRWX7Ka5
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZRQcrpnH8
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIGe6YzIGS
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCimLSVys3z
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VWUG8Vz8h
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8dk7kREBp
「未顯示號碼」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifNxQshKxw
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs80xla7Mdt
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulkrykV7lL
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHDzs513BTu
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL7rfl0mY9
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEIngTaRoU
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56PW72DpuZ
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOQbLCBqQQ
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR48gnJL2Xe
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ39RfBlZW8z
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZnAqOfQoW
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2nIqKIdcM
「無啊…無…無需……」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmit387W9L
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡru2Uc3Cba8
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdIv6TTClPO
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNBdEeVvrd
「先生…」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JxiI7y3Tt
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6b40R8meS
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡit4YN68Z95
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIlpuvViLu
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMQCcpJj7J
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDMKQUwL2C
「屌你老母。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuZQPIISpC
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2waYPWibCU
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqulnjpmvNC
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy2x4dxde1
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbccsL7hM8c
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNBRlqrl9d
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fP53sXxA7
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2J5BEhUYpz
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAHG609fQb
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又是「未顯示號碼」。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVs3F1pjfG
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8WxTupKCJ
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCKYzkI6CE
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1VzrZRPds
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBLuoTFzWa
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIycRf6gMq
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6Jq6UYW84
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCyRwn1GRA4
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrhfywIjqQ
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtuZh144Ic
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs9aBvvYXH
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6rIkfOtr7
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEhxp9kJYC
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJGGeXOpvR
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNnLth2fvV
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xz7WLCz2Z
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnHkyxJi72
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLVeZr6brQ
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlh3R97oTs
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFzl8g5jkv
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEVGXA1FToc
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785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDu86n51h0
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvoHAO7JjNv
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBPrLZzaKg
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6Tt76f7kB
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUNl7bv5bE
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8bg5P3PTB
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU6z6cs8S7d
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYGLvL1hwUZ
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlpPhBzGgi
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJu3mhXWsk
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93uM5PUD72
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbM9I7klR6r
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jva7yJi6r
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBhcsUzRjm
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sqUGHYaQq
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnc2caQDCF
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSLZA0p6Rh
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDphPFZYPF5
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEomvuQbte2
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsQ5IoopgZ
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD06CXJCxSc
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKpCIYao3n
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwB8CkBCBLA
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIR5G0NpqU
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1N39QFMmtr
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21RJt0hDPA
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoakmzstIu
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXPnbjHqCq
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGCWNzyCFp
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaGSpjnTIxj
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonLY414wbK
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「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAW1mrewvma
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAKs0boSvz
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnVmXx6cREo
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRvjXkrF1F
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLRnrIcBGo
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYO9q0QxCVH
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51QoBMZK2R
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3mLgtQClG
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKcPABhtXuN
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZNRe8hW2F
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKOs72j3om
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzolWM0QbK
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVcxEwXC4r
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcbUIliJJQ
等等……如果說剛好的話……785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWPLohgppb
785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8poKlnSth
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3n61Fnc6m
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