波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfP4XOsZfEO
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufjBwo1z84
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawM775if1e
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bOAJ6iR6B
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pnTqig6eY
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSp2mvvGJZf
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6j7XuXBER
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ2pdqmi0L
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XwwtHfF7X
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiz2OSIg56
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUhnipLojB
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX64mxf8xX2
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7UANTrvzL
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCp7u1K6utQ
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyr0avjArp
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc9Ehxac42s
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d4lft5Kys
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1ggTQqgQD
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1YLO0vwcB
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCYvauxYuJ
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkbqPxxBdU
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaGxlOQOrT
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy7cSRgsak
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRL0vUDlXP
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzILjupEeJ2
「啊，差唔多喇。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMffCE2z88a
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZKDoDpyKuq
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKiNvXhiP0
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsco3AHfDh
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV853W5mDta
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjk3Y4VObP
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEltA7nw6Ax
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYhmzasstM
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ofbv395Fo
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsoO414YPX
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJ0vOsmVJH
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIjzAMEi0B
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ91w4wR6l2b
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ700bSIOxi2
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwmX2xNe0u
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiF2f8A0Vi2
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlrBrUpMzl
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7bOyXjOe35
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcepeTq2BbL
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvylTswZvoG
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1E9zR0MI14
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXMs3Ht9YY
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUmsnM50vc
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5jIp2FBEz
「未顯示號碼」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEBOQIhc9C
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOnVxd9tcq
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyPEZkt9ya
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCbThPoHz74
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJACb6Ebdlh
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0ul1jpjwo
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IvFgNmUkC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnzyNjE1qJ
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVqR6d2Fle
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vBSgvddM3
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdY5bn2C9c1
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXBhmt3pD3
「無啊…無…無需……」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvW51SsqAx
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgArttbbyiD
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡENRTh8wHk6
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Of5aCIlJO
「先生…」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7lL7n2W9F
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfXqZlCaAWE
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyrwjQ2JbI
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHjQ8F75yL
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyW48fdMkg
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG08xSDg68h
「屌你老母。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDQiJaWVVg
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBZWfkaRJC
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZYCoovKGn
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1vGIXkMne
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX96mmztn1K
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGPX6k9IP2
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UTZb4CyaZ
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExiyqro2X7
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTu3Klm0ijq
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIpD31Ktfws
又是「未顯示號碼」。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnaturcOtr
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc5b9uaDNU
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDItxaOd3B
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWVYjWFmmy
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAzE7fu6lm
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudCyvMAfUU
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡROSBWP8QEa
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIMiVPsSXI
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1afspg8FdC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBdrXroSmY
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQO8G9zkwq
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQnxAM6Ui3
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQDrbuB7m7
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTVcJBZLmu
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmL3ttkanhZ
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2vDIhGdqy
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLNX058gNk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzADUXmHdYy
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRj5xasUVoV
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAfz9CDKN2
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9U5mdRGkC1
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4otStQeYaG
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gkJqwN1FP
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5FspruSjC
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhpparT6aJ
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfbtReUpZV
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm5k5Qj6r7
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLtfF7jFEz
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5pxGqGio0
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNoYicgisi
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtih98JCils
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdFFWzP1Yr
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYRWgUvj49
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAyqnD0dIt
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZFHFK8YgE
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gLa3LGQPV
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcOgbQqA3d
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyykp0VvKKk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCIm1Gbv42
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡueCMALvZM3
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbrlpG4nWd
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKXzanGoyt
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg5COmUJKgH
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvf1zEIqJV
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQP4CLBJ0Pd
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3jtKh5dHk
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWFhBIDmXc
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpROtEk28v
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSpAqc1FX0
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJGb4f40Sc
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1gyahpwIm
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhThLknEDS
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydqby7uc7H
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi51xQm0erI
「條友信得過嫁喇？」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzMTe7EGJa
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOPQwoKOdX
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIcYuxX0cL
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkShxHASamz
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gENxx1exn
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtU0jWiyiR0
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiOywjrPz9
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtp1ksKWd6l
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaKAll4p8T
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfYHR0yPtY
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hzPzgdZUp
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgiXQeGKT7
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSW0YUDiKIY
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygf87UlOtR
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY4EWtbWYr
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aoJ8YPAmL
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT9Z7AbKw2
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecK2tHDLKR
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEkiU354Xt
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIky8jnOuy
等等……如果說剛好的話……878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnHBenwqda
878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQzGYDWpG9Q
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。878Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfdx0X79fx
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