波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJgDZ9CTxm
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7quqXWEYg
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRS7rIwKKn
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4IwtfjRpX0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFlfeoEC2o
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHhtFTVW1B
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnaI5BrnVxf
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf1zZvsBp0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJCV6T3Pnvk
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEpJhLMyRT
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1QpgNx4YD
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAlyoZSYgi
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhV9CziIJV
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CyzqYQWAp
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwvkTlGMpku
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDm5pKuexP
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZDOxsRsXbc
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2JXSR63qg
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPNlRR20wJ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAyM6zP1KZL
「啊，差唔多喇。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDz0OwJ97Rx
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC54muC7K8v
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SoqPFchnJ
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb2vHVbON1
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0Dkk5aST1
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3hPwB2Nrz
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5Ihc7QMQA
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSYIDUXExJ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqMF4PRav1
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYegVNHKpAA
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspx2R6VTgb
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosnxYrnqrT
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gIrtMXsgm
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsrXbFCvmkY
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtvW8WTDES
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6okjKC0TWZ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmE2JlApwH
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dyj7fCSt8
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcxPlChZ3Q
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCdMhbmPw4
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOoVwrQSWF
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGB2rrlrnC
「未顯示號碼」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcbf9hl28aw
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpZRZnrF2KI
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaKrzOI2ca
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EISrhwQDL
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4z3Iiruym
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qrI0fLMdC
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwJR7HX8rS
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuD0JREMkB
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdzfeKI0Tl
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MuVw4KOn4
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04BlsChnSE
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPCTpsNjmI
「無啊…無…無需……」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCbblRFpkZ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Vs2Yn91x4
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtqhKjQeJJ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGVoRWskNw
「先生…」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡagRnnYXzXu
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡomewIyFBrQ
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc7ec5npUX
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jn9c5EvPZ
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vvGAhfHAw
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjp7tpSpZIn
「屌你老母。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdiupct1IQ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjeKAQx89GL
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FNsHCo4jV
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcxkqNULwZK
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFFB69BDJj
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEZGsggSdV
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZvSMyNfVp
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKB3kOZow3
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBT7Bj0r8Q9
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjW5YU1d4od
又是「未顯示號碼」。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsg53BMz3Gw
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnM4h7icqWo
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9aqIk7vVSF
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf9pyQuykAm
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡad8PtavknR
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3RiMLK16T
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaTZ0ELWh9
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqOiImdG9c
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvapMH6jLu
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrutBt3mpG
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDzBbSBcMy
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4RHNS1yeQ
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgbUFYgh2i
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQJJhVl7sJ
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdpE5od5XX
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmO1fR4iWa
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsUl20gAKx
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPknIIvEZt
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgF9WLaTto
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndlspf5yeR
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBnQBGNUvzn
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGl9BA8luM
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzyIYaCUUG
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFhWPc4Ue6
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnUyMSJsTRS
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJCqV7Ql9d
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWbZxT2Sod4
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiaBgpGSP0
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvkwOhcyH3
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBW00GTcnaO
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB1EyRdwIn
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwWO2qMQll
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaW6yrectc
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuP3pquDwVE
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbxWgqMw3a
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL7Jx1cn3h
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjriA8T1R78
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcJCI1aJuA
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9yl655nQUQ
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhFnZE9o3v
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0pFPUYfJ7
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrphm0P3Apq
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLCWoxqNj9
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTawtKho8FT
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLrLz0Wlvk
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5gJm25Qrz
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmCoyRVAws
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto1t5yWd5H
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mjukoFxxG
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VrLFH6LpM
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ928aD4n6QF
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoN2Qwwf32
「條友信得過嫁喇？」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvB1J7Ue4a
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ajLIHAp1V
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMWXyI65wP
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdhIfuJq5S
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5aTwosKN4
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4l6EjEjMT
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76uwcdIIZI
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9sX5CGIce
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSZM11qOTh
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXuWrQ6cjg
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsmR4TdiSrx
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbQxDURqOr
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjeIhRNezW
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvWcxAeffw
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVfcXsBiHS
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1h5vDUw8J
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo1Bh6YU74
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWALC2D3J4S
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlIE3K9MMC
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQ4a8QaG5q
等等……如果說剛好的話……906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXJYgeXnzI
906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmWB815PSw
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。906Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1QOJHTdjJ
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