如果你是A0，或者應該說，戀愛經驗少的話，就該甚麼都要嘗試一下。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMTwULehpp
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對很多這類人來講，過份自信或自卑並不是主要弊病；不知自己實力，然後越級挑戰，想像自己能成功和男神/女神在一起，這也不是主要弊病；真正的弊病是：對愛情抱有不切實際幻想。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3i7pjpDf0
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhN5CK9wOj
美男美女人人都愛，即使你越級挑戰追他們，我也大可稱讚你志向遠大；但如果你不懂得分析當前形勢，不了解自己當前的實力，那你就像一個頭腦簡單的將士一樣，只會傻傻的亂衝。如果你不懂甚麼叫做「腳踏實地」，那一切都是空談。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwjiBVfQQ7
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2d717mVAo
更多的時候，「喜歡美男美女」這種審美觀都是主流社會給你的，而不是真正發自你內心的。這就我們經常看見在各種媒體上，捧吹XX考試成績好，考進XX大學醫學院，然後直接把這件事跟前途光明劃上等號；但現在的重點是：別人考上了醫科，也意味著你也適合讀醫科嗎？甚至，你真的有這樣的能力嗎？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPutPFPQJce
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLxNy60vMi
重點是：你配得起美男美女嗎？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2NPQPL1JV
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWirCTAF5L
戀愛像讀書一樣，只有真正接觸、了解過不同的人事物，才會真正知道自己想要甚麼，或者是適合甚麼。更多的時候，人所想像的，和真正接觸的，都有極大的期待落差。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdDfGvvdY2c
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzF9qV1scv
在交友app上，基本上樣子不是太差的女生，我都照樣swipe right（10分來講有最少4分都接受）。「有殺錯，冇放過」的原則，不但是為了增加配對成功的機會；而且能夠使自己增加機會，去接觸不同類型的女生。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3taulpJ7C
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「阿浩，今晚就ball night啦，你冇皮鞋咩？」在宿舍大堂，我遇到相熟的同學。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbngsc0bIh9
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKc4WPlILG
12月下旬，UST的一些學生會組織會陸續舉辦聯校ball night，而且都兼具聖誕節的氣氛。每逢ball night，大家都必定盛裝打扮，男生就離不開恤衫西褲、女生更加離不開濃妝豔抹的打扮，就有點像結婚/謝師宴這種隆重場面；而今晚多數人是為了結識異性，或者是其他大學的朋友。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX17peCZ2Oc
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1Z2YIIM7s
我好不容易才從衣櫃裡，找出一套幾乎塵封的西裝，準備今晚的舞會，聽說在這裡有機會出pool啊。老實說，我也很久沒穿過西裝了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXG6wigCa6
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJMggHiLij
「有呀，只不過我陣間先換。」阿浩回道。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOsXfWsQS0
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetF7uFK7bI
我：你覺得邊間U嘅女高汁啲？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktivPkoPsV
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ633ekmMVzL
阿浩：唔⋯⋯除咗UST之外基本上間間U都咁上下。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMu5VnoPOlP
阿浩：你知啦，UST，棍多，尤其是Engine嗰啲女，一係就腐女，一係就高汁女487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ubHH1RGZT
阿浩：但呢度啲靚嘅，基本上都有晒仔487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1mJOFxTVC
阿浩：如果你識到其他U嘅女都介紹俾我啊！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0agmOv7OKO
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTYU7J3o7o
聽完這堆話，直覺裡，我就是想起交友app裡的人；畢竟，我也配對上一些中大和浸大的女生。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtg2COxGGxm
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ieo7kChA6
「你又真係match到幾多女啵！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcrlx1ShPx
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA9wLPJrB2
阿浩從我的手機裡翻著Bumble，他看了一看我的對話箱，充滿了一欄欄我和不同已成功配對女生的對話，不禁說出羨慕的話來。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJX7eSwNuD
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuR68U9tr5
我：都係靠profile包裝得好啫！你都見到啦，最重要係第一張相，我係女裝放第一，再加男裝放第二就攪掂。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpp6DAUkY3
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns6xappq8C
阿浩：唔⋯⋯女仔對偽娘通常有兩極反應嘅，一係就非常之鍾意，一係就非常之接受唔到。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8u93q1r5R
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2o2b9NyTJ8
阿浩低著頭滑我的手機，又好奇地按進其中一個對話箱，看見我如此奇怪的開場白：你真係150cm都冇？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqQoODa6yL
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ou6oxkiQo
「笑左。」他不禁捂住嘴巴忍笑。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe9zo2mu50B
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvavluzpg1
阿浩：唔怪之得呢個女仔對你已讀不回啦。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvNxaGFUQ5
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtDKMwysPA
基本上，我的開場白都是為每個match得來的女生量身定做，整體來講至少都能夠持續十回合的聊天。所以當時，我就是看見她在profile上，寫著自己只有146cm，就直接拋下這句。人總有犯錯的時候。這種錯誤，真的能使對方直接已讀不回。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dH5gxf98J
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeRhuPr1YK
我和阿浩二人在宿舍房裡，他仍手執我的手機，在Bumble上看著不同類型的女生，左掃右滑。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSHpI9gRw7U
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZXoIVvXIs
阿浩：CU呢個女仔又幾正啵。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1fiElM7hp
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeQrJD8ZHU
我：但約唔到出嚟嘛。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6n3WUMKGo
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5h2TJ6dcq6
阿浩：以我所知，所謂嘅女朋友feel，係由呢兩種定義組合而成嘅。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLfPkw81Cm
阿浩：阿浩：：一，係講你有冇一種想同佢傾嘅feel；二，係講你有冇一種想同佢屌嘅feel。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoPSqA4xGa
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuo8ZUsmU6K
我：oh, really?487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSr9aAIsuem
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rdTZvdx4Y
我和阿浩坐在床上，就是一起看Bumble上女生，不停地在我的帳戶上，對女生左掃右滑，他也分享著自己的審美觀。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbH2DtAkfd
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiktGcpMHU
阿浩：呢個女仔都唔差，要唔要？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I7mIcUmJH
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0QMH2iVcO
我：swipe right啦，有殺錯冇放過嘛！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn060uWxljh
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPeR5Vp3Wj
「呢個要唔要？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3m4I38VVx
「skip 啦，太肥。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNdJNBcXx4
「呢個呢？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzUJ9VXZ7pC
「唔⋯⋯都傾得嘅。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡutJBgzL8jy
「呢個？」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2nRdGVEXo
「啱呀，又傾得又屌得。」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7O0mNPUcx
「好，就要埋！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdIgLObITJ
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在這幾十個女生之中，MK的，都有；還有一些女生，不穿衣服，還不敢露面的都有。有的女生還真的懂得耍這招：寧可故意上載十張側面照，就是不願上載一張五官清晰的正面照。如果是入世未深的男孩子，他們下體很易被這類女生玩弄得神魂顛倒。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS4RzSqCVsT
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnlbcmDxSg
不過這些通通都被我排除掉了。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2AgUwjLw3U
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9RbNkKZUb
「咦，呢個女仔我想要呀！」487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhRzdpjDrT
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43F0kQNXwb
我：阿浩，你鍾意呢一type？487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uPzVM8YdS
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCmFLPJM4hK
阿浩：係呀，你幫我swipe right。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErBgn3HGUN
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWHZBZRWF5e
相片裡的女生，20歲，她穿上具有台灣特色校服的人，都是純白色的T-shirt搭上純白色的百摺裙，有一頭及肩的黑髮。看照片大嘅160cm高，背景像是公園。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3Z4yVYMeO
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SMkGgFCr6
畢竟阿浩是台灣人，他是來HKUST諗書，也偶爾想認識一些非本地生。於是，我嘗試幫助他留下這個女生的聯絡。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvwbwnFxxN
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJLTUDWoNB
當然，從我使用交友app的經驗告訴我：這個女生對我swipe的機會也是渺茫。男生玩交友app，通常都要每swipe right 100個才遇到一個配對。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjR1aMQuEG
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6m1FdyN0C
阿浩：六點喇，夠鍾走喇！出pool請食飯。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtze26xtwH
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqolJNOkOWR
我：大家咁話！487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz9QpLvvsAK
487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhADWOJq9A
說畢，我們出發。487Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1knkLIZm9f
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