偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAePgSPK15
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljXNH5wBtP
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mF7rWOIqG
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhlYZLucu3
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oRp7V85XN
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5i33HmzF0
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjgZceuLRb
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIMvvEIg3c
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaakdWGlLw8
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAwYCORIHh
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEIOwZdFEi
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJIjVOzfPQ
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYqr1EZaKh
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我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRWOO7hpwWK
我：你呢？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjcjtaIECx
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy9OkHvWWE
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEiVZlnAvx1
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT8DV7kyDg
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMS8f5eX2I6
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv2BXJXGPJ
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicwDfwVyIu
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQbGlqp3hLh
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kv3bEEOyK
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULiOlfst3b
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4CLwW5o1GM
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbROT3RHOor
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrW1Whl9vv2
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmEfaB4Nw5
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjny7jHKhu1
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgGteFP3ih4
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYyrPgBmiU
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrZpmntPDS
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwqaolqRD4
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOxTx9dj3D
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2ASA0Ype9
Marina：行邊個方向呀？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf15LG1cPj
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpatQXyEdMz
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5EY5qivME
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLpLTiMJL9
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLuwkefkN6s
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigibHzmRj2
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRGIZ18voC
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAwUTsH4PQ
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC8ccbIkIz
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnBXq6g0z9D
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlrKkPUgmoX
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5WjWToS8G
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOYDijKmUx
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjew2qD8h0N
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXz48hJ71d0
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzVXaUJ1pU
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfKtgcghUE
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FsJXlFVbH
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeSjaMbWX0
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKvUqHKiwi
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vqZeb1IRG
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我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyi91QIDWYH
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy84oBzlSrh
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQiWbuNbZu
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlr0MVXiwPw
Marina：哦，原來係咁568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqCc64d2nK
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFr8Q1dbXRc
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0gTYZx4nJ
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7Qxjy5xBB
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYsG7ypyzut
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCCWIoYQ73
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkst2VyR7pp
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSjx2ICN5m
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiKiF2I7pwR
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9EmWLJarEu
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Z32DFpDaY
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7D7SJvfyzj
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cqeon7fIV
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AmpA6u4e9
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEX2Eo2OBva
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmKrm3GGnlv
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHN2NIG2noH
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5szjIcGiQT
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1T9I4mid4D
我：咁下次約會先啦568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXmT8w2Myr
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvI3iZlQmD
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVh61XxLMnQ
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQvEPxSjD7
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaeQAayE4hA
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXQBUjuZDM
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIIgV5lRbS
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRQdV71Z4K
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1U5IT3dgN
568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosBHuoE5x0
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。568Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBIUZ3Qz6l
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