偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyjsbudgCsA
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoY3fHnuB7
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmWcj6cn20P
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSECO6t1nDP
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICxQ7N7gY7
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBwfZpF9FX
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnH12IyR0xy
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzQemIheXN
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78NMkiWRF5
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYCYJgksJX
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCKWASOFpb
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgqdYTj9s3
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡImr9HJXBa6
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1ZwqNpd2Q
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GNHVwCg04
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP36G2kIwc
我：你呢？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLppAjaOK4G
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKrw2fGwFC
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Eqvc4QYGz
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9uZBkiLso
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8idFZLwa5
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3cTqs9ADeC
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCy2uBZmRVW
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvulJ6SV5TJ
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkTHIXo8gn
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOkMk4uUxb
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOp0TzfgwIU
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwMIp6GOHd
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85cyRUAoio
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX8tvfKr8i
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTCl21DUvp
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmaLI7Vgsk
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfenhoYPyR
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIAjW8ZDUz
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OMIDgBS8X
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplPBnGv8Lk
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDqr8EjoBE
Marina：行邊個方向呀？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKXNU9uUTT
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYfQ4kj045
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdz2hrSxbnG
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n0ppkBNCx
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsQ28ojGoo
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW5Xbk5Gc0
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobl0jG7UsS
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmF16L5TeM
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfPzwzpjjSh
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurgYYH7Ovr
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIt4fBJJ4j
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO6txR7ydO
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXrUbBDNXr
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZEbEd3vOw
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAERbx48vT0
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NM60W3xgL
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZXCUGFPjk
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwppeZW8vh
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAvA7Eg4hp
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQsFGYkwRi
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4ImXFOByC
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHTkrohNOQV
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRX2nGdoLC
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebNyUsQl7T
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXhSjPTWzh
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq31oHB0tf3
Marina：哦，原來係咁748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0UkRnY58h
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAEBbLR5Ya
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2DxW9uFJr
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoAokmefI5
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymA5nUFNxt
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxtvhIIq5f
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwL2eG3mt2
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ906Qfj4asF
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoldvzGXvAO
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4ggii5Qdj
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUS6NjDJ3n
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVfB7gcmuh
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgC70nHiet
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡECQ57qpI8A
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIV4Ku6ND3
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DhoYWROL6
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CjF7Gy19z
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsuljGWTwU
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17k4ssvUls
我：咁下次約會先啦748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaw6OgA4kt2
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscV0xcL2Oi
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1X10htXQpf
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKT3diajCh
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JlwSqW8bq
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv55dbuJQO
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoqjlyto80
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXG40jvcaa
748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcdDdSwe28b
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。748Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8lr5zsU8pj
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