偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZWdPJyoou
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJlVsY5sZs
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYP1PcyT3b
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsDOMD8s4q
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi2WRsr1ya
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNnusj4iUd
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgJ1XtTYmO
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdppd5CuLp
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBLyrdVkAdp
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgL88nkfiKU
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZa5Pis8hTo
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bNK6izGYu
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK2CR3vMlBw
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlc4nRxR81
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAUBRs2zdk
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2Uja3Fws0
我：你呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcFVEuhEFD
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAngDfeU8h
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3dtkCRGNS
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUHGSfrYrU
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdfcNGdsvb
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4yBe6g3S4
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWl8T2Pfghn
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4yVdoryvBd
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEMGiU61yA
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHKF5j9yH2
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ant3OYGLP
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIbwECx4Nv
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kEoDh6xib
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡor2ZnXe4NS
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3epS5TbH7g
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhB3gV1voA
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksFnBgCQhL
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3VRo1XIqi
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwF65ktc6jQ
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fp83zCOD0
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUJ5vzgyyE
Marina：行邊個方向呀？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0cRXe7Nz50
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQR8RzNR4RU
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡemmlno4DLd
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KeEcjCDHg
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOhOVFbVIj
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTJGPm8aoj
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ679YiAWbC
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOUV28sTAh
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1CN2tjjs6z
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88U4ucFOp9
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzaHZrXCZ0
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcK3AP6T8J
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJnSL2Iy42
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T7q4A0pGM
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA37phPQjrf
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaT59IqTkFh
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ56ufBBqSZT
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATksIax72x
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRwr5YiQhy
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDdwIXrhID
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8q3ulTpDrn
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73CKNPGzav
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAYkY3wIP5
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEOynQmJ4h
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQozc8fmyXS
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwYv3VNEk5
Marina：哦，原來係咁747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGGiaNlNDU
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bLzCfgpbd
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUVoAfYmj6
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvHHI5Avkm
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OF71iuFLo
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XFDVoXOyc
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhtrZAs6HT
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYUUhIotWZ
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTpSoX65sT
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2B9LfWKqLj
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDPSFuWZWg
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLqp51lK8J
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4FRXVWGQ8h
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Uhr0fPmKp
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO661MhMWDx
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEF9Eu7u1Rz
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH8BdbNDOo7
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuk0HPOEBIw
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1Mk3CtVQf
我：咁下次約會先啦747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM2MgoCWh1
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlh06KtHw4e
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLNTPzjfe3
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwRQvJAbmj
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqLBVYjvuM
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgruw8GKpo
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO5NENHKmg
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqrW019Vzc
747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshMOmWGrFj
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。747Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVwR1Nhm21
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