偶爾,我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略,有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見,有人說兩個星期,有人說一個星期⋯⋯747Please respect copyright.PENANARZWdPJyoou
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與此同時,我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案,有人在app上被美容直銷(俗稱美容雞),騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。747Please respect copyright.PENANAnJlVsY5sZs
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵:他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。747Please respect copyright.PENANArYP1PcyT3b
747Please respect copyright.PENANAdsDOMD8s4q
不過我對這點不以為然,於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。747Please respect copyright.PENANAIi2WRsr1ya
747Please respect copyright.PENANAlNnusj4iUd
她是Marina,我在Tinder上match過她,她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。747Please respect copyright.PENANAQgJ1XtTYmO
747Please respect copyright.PENANAUdppd5CuLp
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎?(笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。747Please respect copyright.PENANABLyrdVkAdp
747Please respect copyright.PENANAgL88nkfiKU
「係呀,你咁醒嘅?(笑喊」結果等了幾天,她才回覆我道。747Please respect copyright.PENANAZa5Pis8hTo
「我好少上呢度,你有冇WhatsApp?」747Please respect copyright.PENANA4bNK6izGYu
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯747Please respect copyright.PENANAYlc4nRxR81
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我:我準備讀Engine呀(笑喊747Please respect copyright.PENANAW2Uja3Fws0
我:你呢?747Please respect copyright.PENANATcFVEuhEFD
747Please respect copyright.PENANAqAngDfeU8h
Marina:我喺asso讀marketing呀(笑喊747Please respect copyright.PENANAO3dtkCRGNS
747Please respect copyright.PENANADUHGSfrYrU
我:今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟?747Please respect copyright.PENANADdfcNGdsvb
我:我想去旺角一間cafe坐747Please respect copyright.PENANAA4yBe6g3S4
747Please respect copyright.PENANAWl8T2Pfghn
Marina:好呀,你想幾點?747Please respect copyright.PENANA4yVdoryvBd
747Please respect copyright.PENANAoEMGiU61yA
在以前,我採取的戰術是:Match之後要先聊上兩星期,到了大家的關係稍為熟絡,才約見。747Please respect copyright.PENANAOHKF5j9yH2
747Please respect copyright.PENANA7Ant3OYGLP
但是現在,我決定嘗試:只聊一個星期,就安排約會。747Please respect copyright.PENANAuIbwECx4Nv
747Please respect copyright.PENANA3kEoDh6xib
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。747Please respect copyright.PENANAor2ZnXe4NS
747Please respect copyright.PENANA3epS5TbH7g
在那個星期五的晚上,我梳好頭髮,噴上髮膠,上身白色為主的T-shirt,下身是黑色武士褲出門。747Please respect copyright.PENANARhB3gV1voA
747Please respect copyright.PENANAksFnBgCQhL
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她,懷著期待的心情,畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了;但同時,又提醒著自己:希望愈大,失望愈大。747Please respect copyright.PENANAp3VRo1XIqi
747Please respect copyright.PENANAwF65ktc6jQ
等了五分鐘左右,Marina終於到了,她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣,從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿,顯得皙白;身高大概160-165cm;樣子中上級數。747Please respect copyright.PENANA3fp83zCOD0
747Please respect copyright.PENANAFUJ5vzgyyE
Marina:行邊個方向呀?747Please respect copyright.PENANA0cRXe7Nz50
747Please respect copyright.PENANAQR8RzNR4RU
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe,這裡滿天都是「花」,而且以深色系作牆身佈景;加上夜景和燈光的襯托下,完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。747Please respect copyright.PENANAemmlno4DLd
747Please respect copyright.PENANA0KeEcjCDHg
我:你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹?747Please respect copyright.PENANATOhOVFbVIj
747Please respect copyright.PENANAZTJGPm8aoj
Marina:有呀,我有一個細佬,不過佢讀唔到書嘅747Please respect copyright.PENANAQ679YiAWbC
Marina:你就好啦,考咁高分入UST747Please respect copyright.PENANAOOUV28sTAh
Marina:我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交,試過半夜嘈醒咗我,跟住我成日要出嚟調停。747Please respect copyright.PENANA1CN2tjjs6z
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我:真係辛苦曬你喎~747Please respect copyright.PENANALzaHZrXCZ0
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事,她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生,比較顧家。747Please respect copyright.PENANAnJnSL2Iy42
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Marina:你皮膚都幾好喎,平時有冇做保養㗎?747Please respect copyright.PENANAA37phPQjrf
747Please respect copyright.PENANAaT59IqTkFh
我:有呀,間中敷mask囉,如果唔係點出cos呀?747Please respect copyright.PENANA56ufBBqSZT
747Please respect copyright.PENANAATksIax72x
Marina:原來你係玩cosplay㗎?747Please respect copyright.PENANALRwr5YiQhy
747Please respect copyright.PENANAaDdwIXrhID
當Marina說出這句,我就已經覺得很奇怪,難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎?如果有看過,怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢?747Please respect copyright.PENANA8q3ulTpDrn
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我:係呀,同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀~747Please respect copyright.PENANAMAYkY3wIP5
747Please respect copyright.PENANAGEOynQmJ4h
於是,我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看,感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。747Please respect copyright.PENANAQozc8fmyXS
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Marina:哦,原來係咁747Please respect copyright.PENANAfGGiaNlNDU
Marina:係呢,剩係敷mask唔夠㗎,我做開facial嘅,效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。747Please respect copyright.PENANA3bLzCfgpbd
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但是直覺開始告訴我,Marina是直銷,而非真正來交友。747Please respect copyright.PENANAcvHHI5Avkm
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通常在交友app,什至在現實裡,願意跟我交流的女生,談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字;因為我知道自己在平日,就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。747Please respect copyright.PENANA1XFDVoXOyc
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後,通常都是驚訝反應;即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生,也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。747Please respect copyright.PENANASYUUhIotWZ
747Please respect copyright.PENANANTpSoX65sT
然後,在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的,諸如此類的問題。747Please respect copyright.PENANA2B9LfWKqLj
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切,真是違反人性。747Please respect copyright.PENANADLqp51lK8J
747Please respect copyright.PENANA4FRXVWGQ8h
Marina異常地對此無動於衷,然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」,很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。747Please respect copyright.PENANA0Uhr0fPmKp
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後,皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯747Please respect copyright.PENANAEF9Eu7u1Rz
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Marina:下次介紹你去做呀747Please respect copyright.PENANAH8BdbNDOo7
Marina:既然我識得你,可以介紹平啲俾你呀747Please respect copyright.PENANAuk0HPOEBIw
747Please respect copyright.PENANAp1Mk3CtVQf
我:咁下次約會先啦747Please respect copyright.PENANAEM2MgoCWh1
747Please respect copyright.PENANAlh06KtHw4e
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結,我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。747Please respect copyright.PENANAbLNTPzjfe3
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原本我在交友app上放女裝照片,是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心,從而增加match量,是一把「矛」。747Please respect copyright.PENANASqLBVYjvuM
747Please respect copyright.PENANAGgruw8GKpo
沒想到,這也是一個「盾」;在無意之間,除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人,它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。747Please respect copyright.PENANACO5NENHKmg
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案,一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢?747Please respect copyright.PENANAKqrW019Vzc
747Please respect copyright.PENANAshMOmWGrFj
美人計的弱點,是偽娘吧?以我所知,很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。747Please respect copyright.PENANAOVwR1Nhm21
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