偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSnNeDgRFIo
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3B8jm9GxW
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcw3KoEEwb
聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlAbde7EIu
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLkwZOTkY5R
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQDI1QuqsW
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFA0U78U1d
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKWLfvsauV9
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TCwFIufXT
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZQUna7ljG
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvXOOlIp6L
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKi4vH843o
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66QjMsnc2F
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡny3EUgiywQ
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ851tEgRA2J
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38NxVLfhOA
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirOQmsNuvz
我：你呢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mk3yOZpEZ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94jGkkTYrG
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwl6gNu1Lq
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKqcOXC9F6e
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4CHlrQEGc
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSeZ0BmAm9
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniVK520PWr
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfn5OTNw01
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQngYb5XlY
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4APe64mvcL
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbJX5Cr2B8
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIk8mB1J9y
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB5MTKGHKPt
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSPrwBDRvt
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiF1oqAuS0
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcn9Ig7bx7
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCSCjbpl89
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuD8Slz52d
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwa1OdR8RF8
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWw1jjjetPf
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQy3orxoXE
Marina：行邊個方向呀？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡToy8Z7rHhH
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4OCSlsT74
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqN4deNwE0
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ63j5iICZ2A
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUv5ct7yQZ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvtfpjF9XO
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKoLl2VE16
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqS0cA48pHD
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdKVrMgxKCD
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYXIZyMmqq
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETObVS3YGV
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHME6KicVb
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xSlpfk3PP
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTegU6DGV34
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2t5cMwl7pj
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEqMPx6csl
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKtZgcnE7v
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLLKViuPD7
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEefZ7OQ3ur
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLLFtjpfS5
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiyqPUFYIIC
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKelII4AaK
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5ttmVE35Z
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6ERNBMl1j
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0SJP9WqIv
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xJyNLwyCa
Marina：哦，原來係咁768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ySZfpz2f2
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZC6yYHLvJz
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu60wb8B40Q
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5762owd7cU
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrRajiTXyj
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7775gW58hz
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOQI6hbcmT
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG72L4tUQok
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq9eqMjCb7
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5icZ1TUba
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnviNsjoBfr
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddgf0Iqf3B
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuqbNOBWYC
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLNjZcg7YzN
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEgbG4iLO1
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nRFqP42Ch
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSnjvExgvl
Marina：下次介紹你去做呀768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFA37XDvJq6
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4XhYIXmiZZ
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WmXEHnlcm
我：咁下次約會先啦768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGhxnFlC7v
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzKhfsWlfG
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6LEDAm16y
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpD5z3FBt6
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWSbCUCONk
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFzIgqSul9
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnc01WMWVr
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjdUDkz1mt
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7hYIAEGup
768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp8Rip6vFdm
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。768Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIp0oF8KDVq
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