偶爾,我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略,有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見,有人說兩個星期,有人說一個星期⋯⋯748Please respect copyright.PENANAyjsbudgCsA
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與此同時,我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案,有人在app上被美容直銷(俗稱美容雞),騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。748Please respect copyright.PENANAdoY3fHnuB7
748Please respect copyright.PENANAArFiRmJh3r
聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵:他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。748Please respect copyright.PENANAmWcj6cn20P
748Please respect copyright.PENANASECO6t1nDP
不過我對這點不以為然,於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。748Please respect copyright.PENANAICxQ7N7gY7
748Please respect copyright.PENANAvBwfZpF9FX
她是Marina,我在Tinder上match過她,她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。748Please respect copyright.PENANAnH12IyR0xy
748Please respect copyright.PENANArzQemIheXN
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎?(笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。748Please respect copyright.PENANA78NMkiWRF5
748Please respect copyright.PENANACYCYJgksJX
「係呀,你咁醒嘅?(笑喊」結果等了幾天,她才回覆我道。748Please respect copyright.PENANAfCKWASOFpb
「我好少上呢度,你有冇WhatsApp?」748Please respect copyright.PENANArgqdYTj9s3
748Please respect copyright.PENANAImr9HJXBa6
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯748Please respect copyright.PENANAb1ZwqNpd2Q
748Please respect copyright.PENANA3GNHVwCg04
我:我準備讀Engine呀(笑喊748Please respect copyright.PENANAcP36G2kIwc
我:你呢?748Please respect copyright.PENANALppAjaOK4G
748Please respect copyright.PENANAEKrw2fGwFC
Marina:我喺asso讀marketing呀(笑喊748Please respect copyright.PENANA6Eqvc4QYGz
748Please respect copyright.PENANAJ9uZBkiLso
我:今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟?748Please respect copyright.PENANAN8idFZLwa5
我:我想去旺角一間cafe坐748Please respect copyright.PENANA3cTqs9ADeC
748Please respect copyright.PENANACy2uBZmRVW
Marina:好呀,你想幾點?748Please respect copyright.PENANAvulJ6SV5TJ
748Please respect copyright.PENANALkTHIXo8gn
在以前,我採取的戰術是:Match之後要先聊上兩星期,到了大家的關係稍為熟絡,才約見。748Please respect copyright.PENANAuOkMk4uUxb
748Please respect copyright.PENANAOp0TzfgwIU
但是現在,我決定嘗試:只聊一個星期,就安排約會。748Please respect copyright.PENANAUwMIp6GOHd
748Please respect copyright.PENANA85cyRUAoio
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。748Please respect copyright.PENANAAX8tvfKr8i
748Please respect copyright.PENANAhTCl21DUvp
在那個星期五的晚上,我梳好頭髮,噴上髮膠,上身白色為主的T-shirt,下身是黑色武士褲出門。748Please respect copyright.PENANAcmaLI7Vgsk
748Please respect copyright.PENANAcfenhoYPyR
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她,懷著期待的心情,畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了;但同時,又提醒著自己:希望愈大,失望愈大。748Please respect copyright.PENANAxIAjW8ZDUz
748Please respect copyright.PENANA0OMIDgBS8X
等了五分鐘左右,Marina終於到了,她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣,從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿,顯得皙白;身高大概160-165cm;樣子中上級數。748Please respect copyright.PENANAplPBnGv8Lk
748Please respect copyright.PENANAYDqr8EjoBE
Marina:行邊個方向呀?748Please respect copyright.PENANASKXNU9uUTT
748Please respect copyright.PENANAfYfQ4kj045
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe,這裡滿天都是「花」,而且以深色系作牆身佈景;加上夜景和燈光的襯托下,完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。748Please respect copyright.PENANAdz2hrSxbnG
748Please respect copyright.PENANA9n0ppkBNCx
我:你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹?748Please respect copyright.PENANAVsQ28ojGoo
748Please respect copyright.PENANAgW5Xbk5Gc0
Marina:有呀,我有一個細佬,不過佢讀唔到書嘅748Please respect copyright.PENANAobl0jG7UsS
Marina:你就好啦,考咁高分入UST748Please respect copyright.PENANALmF16L5TeM
Marina:我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交,試過半夜嘈醒咗我,跟住我成日要出嚟調停。748Please respect copyright.PENANAfPzwzpjjSh
748Please respect copyright.PENANAurgYYH7Ovr
我:真係辛苦曬你喎~748Please respect copyright.PENANArIt4fBJJ4j
748Please respect copyright.PENANAHO6txR7ydO
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事,她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生,比較顧家。748Please respect copyright.PENANAQXrUbBDNXr
748Please respect copyright.PENANARZEbEd3vOw
Marina:你皮膚都幾好喎,平時有冇做保養㗎?748Please respect copyright.PENANAAERbx48vT0
748Please respect copyright.PENANA0NM60W3xgL
我:有呀,間中敷mask囉,如果唔係點出cos呀?748Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZXCUGFPjk
748Please respect copyright.PENANANwppeZW8vh
Marina:原來你係玩cosplay㗎?748Please respect copyright.PENANAoAvA7Eg4hp
748Please respect copyright.PENANAuQsFGYkwRi
當Marina說出這句,我就已經覺得很奇怪,難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎?如果有看過,怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢?748Please respect copyright.PENANAO4ImXFOByC
748Please respect copyright.PENANAHTkrohNOQV
我:係呀,同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀~748Please respect copyright.PENANAkRX2nGdoLC
748Please respect copyright.PENANAebNyUsQl7T
於是,我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看,感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。748Please respect copyright.PENANAsXhSjPTWzh
748Please respect copyright.PENANAq31oHB0tf3
Marina:哦,原來係咁748Please respect copyright.PENANAC0UkRnY58h
Marina:係呢,剩係敷mask唔夠㗎,我做開facial嘅,效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。748Please respect copyright.PENANALAEBbLR5Ya
748Please respect copyright.PENANAg2DxW9uFJr
但是直覺開始告訴我,Marina是直銷,而非真正來交友。748Please respect copyright.PENANAfoAokmefI5
748Please respect copyright.PENANAymA5nUFNxt
通常在交友app,什至在現實裡,願意跟我交流的女生,談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字;因為我知道自己在平日,就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。748Please respect copyright.PENANAfxtvhIIq5f
748Please respect copyright.PENANAMwL2eG3mt2
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後,通常都是驚訝反應;即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生,也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。748Please respect copyright.PENANA906Qfj4asF
748Please respect copyright.PENANAoldvzGXvAO
然後,在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的,諸如此類的問題。748Please respect copyright.PENANAI4ggii5Qdj
748Please respect copyright.PENANAJUS6NjDJ3n
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切,真是違反人性。748Please respect copyright.PENANAuVfB7gcmuh
748Please respect copyright.PENANAjgC70nHiet
Marina異常地對此無動於衷,然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」,很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。748Please respect copyright.PENANAECQ57qpI8A
748Please respect copyright.PENANAxIV4Ku6ND3
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後,皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯748Please respect copyright.PENANA1DhoYWROL6
748Please respect copyright.PENANAqPYKiL2uFJ
Marina:下次介紹你去做呀748Please respect copyright.PENANA0CjF7Gy19z
Marina:既然我識得你,可以介紹平啲俾你呀748Please respect copyright.PENANAJsuljGWTwU
748Please respect copyright.PENANA17k4ssvUls
我:咁下次約會先啦748Please respect copyright.PENANAaw6OgA4kt2
748Please respect copyright.PENANAscV0xcL2Oi
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結,我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。748Please respect copyright.PENANA1X10htXQpf
748Please respect copyright.PENANAMKT3diajCh
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片,是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心,從而增加match量,是一把「矛」。748Please respect copyright.PENANA2JlwSqW8bq
748Please respect copyright.PENANAmv55dbuJQO
沒想到,這也是一個「盾」;在無意之間,除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人,它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。748Please respect copyright.PENANAaoqjlyto80
748Please respect copyright.PENANANt8t4CzlZq
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案,一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢?748Please respect copyright.PENANAxXG40jvcaa
748Please respect copyright.PENANAcdDdSwe28b
美人計的弱點,是偽娘吧?以我所知,很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。748Please respect copyright.PENANA8lr5zsU8pj
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