偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTqJnTghai0
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUePrOkI6B
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO09l2t8omp
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOblaE0wC5
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSybfI3u6Y2
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kA11RKoaQ
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wmxOHqeZw
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X2CjkYfBg
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmtcYCBqRU
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlY2HrlzMU
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiv4BwD4GU6
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08NgGzgOWQ
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjd6NIMtGI
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAewvoXwHcf
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAai0MkrXN
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uMOQQ2COZ
我：你呢？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcKJg1g5A3
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMHlcjzf2A
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QRW1wc9iQ
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sA5yrlew8
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYD6FFb5t4V
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4TCAKTIt1l
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKviTvSz55
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQtrhbbJg0
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFckK5IefVd
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZj46THDCW
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYBYu6uQV8
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5QqN4oKi4
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK2O9MzajN
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCd7XPQPyaF
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyd1ZGvEaD4
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDJMiFVy76
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在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6ZRg6KVNB
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGI0dySU8Ph
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzP34MQ6fa
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg1RlJJGwi
Marina：行邊個方向呀？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcoqZyG3gn
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKllbeKN87n
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFC7tjygxH5
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWdnEHokClZ
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QbmZDQHRF
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Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrfZPbx2k5E
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7YyE86PBR
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0v7YYq3hRm
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我：真係辛苦曬你喎～739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC54RZ49TmN
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXNpgcHp2C
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sI8iUpjw3
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xOUC2CMRD
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUgHK9AsHe
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我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lyKJHvQV7
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Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MdTCIlKws
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當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRMDJaxISHl
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0THzWzjTZ
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5tZnJh1vq
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLP5opGe1d
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95fJQNMk8x
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0j3ZkRPGq
Marina：哦，原來係咁739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEL4wnuEYx
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTBTTtZWb4
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但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawiMJTUcwU
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKSuUY3e2w
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbliCanEMf
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtVhDutq6y
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPkKiP4xyR
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWCTDspFiS
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwl1dgwBy6
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7PEonPtRv
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AqwHBI3xx
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbakXA689m0
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIUV3xHlbg
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMXZtTc3UL
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapSWh0jqvb
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我：咁下次約會先啦739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdXw4bLpLv
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtznjTvDIMi
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQw1UbGB70
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHjb3jYsPf
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxa9P7T9gjd
739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk0eUilaUO
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFck3aWYyv
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKttq7AYY4
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美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。739Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡForLmm9PRu
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