在TG上,大家互相交換照片,今年的動漫節我只去了兩天。525Please respect copyright.PENANA73MghTNfZJ
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Annie看完我cosplay男角和女角的照片,她看到其中一張我cosplay著女角跟一另一名女coser的合照,便回應:525Please respect copyright.PENANAiXsLR8uZRs
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Annie:你隔離嗰條女好靚,你啲frd嚟?525Please respect copyright.PENANArwJgErFjqP
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我:梗係唔係啦,啱啱先識嘅(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAKSfPV0B1ah
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接著Annie也給她的化妝照我看,又交流著化妝心得。525Please respect copyright.PENANAZPoC4LlH11
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論「擠牙膏式」聊天戰術,對我來講cosplay、化妝、寫網絡小說,這三大話題是最長壽命的話題,能用來談很長、很長的時間。525Please respect copyright.PENANASDgaQA67C9
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總之,我最終目的就是要把她約出來見面!525Please respect copyright.PENANAcLgKEjEXBq
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每次我以cosplay裝扮出席這類活動時,都必定認識到新朋友,男女都有,也是同樣cosplay的人,然後他們都會跟我交換IG。525Please respect copyright.PENANAP6xtx65d2c
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在我的IG裡,粉絲頗多,主要有兩類:一是從cosplay圈認識的人,二是我從網上寫小說而招來的讀者粉絲和其他作者。525Please respect copyright.PENANAWJLV58eQDi
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每逢我發佈小說的宣傳文,只有十幾個讚好,但當我發佈cosplay照時,不論是男裝還是女裝,總會引來多3倍的讚好,真是人靠衣裝。525Please respect copyright.PENANA8toE1G2qc6
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因此有人會覺得我的朋友圈子大,但其實這只不過是假象;因為我都很少與人會面,平日頂多都是跟我唯一好友Jason見面或獨自一人到cafe消閑。525Please respect copyright.PENANA1BuQZPlFuj
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Annie:你個樣本身可以好女仔,出街實冇人知你係偽娘。525Please respect copyright.PENANAivIP9ZBFMv
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我:但冇計啦我太高喇,實出賣男兒身㗎(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAMaSbkMXLP9
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Annie:其實我好憎啲男仔睇樣525Please respect copyright.PENANASrVwrAndWM
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我:做咩突然間講呢啲嘅?525Please respect copyright.PENANA5N1XHiMIIq
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Annie:以前試過交換完相之後,條仔嫌我肥,就即block我525Please respect copyright.PENANAxjsSjRJdG1
Annie:我真係好自卑525Please respect copyright.PENANATQOSLZEIAy
Annie:啲人成日都同我講,話我個樣唔差,叫我扮下靚就有525Please respect copyright.PENANAvCyoHb69Z4
Annie:佢哋口口聲話唔介意肥閪,但係行動上就好誠實咁話我知,佢哋跟本介意。525Please respect copyright.PENANAgyBNHBg2KT
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其實我也很清楚知道,這個世上沒有絕對的零歧視。很多時候人只是出於禮貌,而在表面的社交應酬上,包裝自己的說話,但心裡仍然保留真正的自己。525Please respect copyright.PENANAvlck8ul0Aw
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所以我的世界觀是:適者生存,與其努力去改變世界,倒不如學習保護自己。525Please respect copyright.PENANA17sNq99XP1
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偽娘也會被歧視嗎?當然有,只是我比較幸運,身邊的人大致上都是禮貌跟我相處;或可能有人心底裡不喜歡,但我相信既然有人不喜歡,那麼總有人喜歡,每個人總會找到自己的一套生存之道,多訓練自己的敏感度,便可容易地觀察人心,從而使自己作更好的決定。525Please respect copyright.PENANAMwt4HZpPxN
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所以在前面說到創建Tinder帳號時,我都說,即管大膽表明自己是偽娘身份,當有人被我吸引進來之後,再慢慢過濾誰是真正交友。525Please respect copyright.PENANAY9mYNT565t
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或許有人問:你這樣不辛苦嗎?不做偽娘就好了。525Please respect copyright.PENANAdebOGViX7T
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我會反駁:食得鹹魚抵得渴,為心靈滿足而選擇紋身的人,會害怕生活上的阻礙而放棄嗎?525Please respect copyright.PENANAWoovq2t67z
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我們又繼續聊,然後我嘗試開玩笑地拋出一句。525Please respect copyright.PENANArcsuBUX5bs
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我:我好想食豬扒飯。525Please respect copyright.PENANA2JP3yH14ZM
我:不過我想食你件豬多啲(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANA5Vo3VcVJ2l
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Annie:我唔係豬扒!!525Please respect copyright.PENANAP3mZUs5eY8
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糟糕了,我講錯說話,焦慮的我想嘗試修復。525Please respect copyright.PENANASH7bnpIqMT
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我:豬扒都有豬扒嘅好(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAhsnVbqQmAR
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Annie:可以啪啪聲嘛(大笑525Please respect copyright.PENANAKt5boBJCuD
Annie:同埋,我呢啲高嘅係叫坦克車唔係豬扒525Please respect copyright.PENANAB2b4hYwxvV
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最原始的對話版本我已經忘記了,也刪了;總之大概記得,我以「豬扒」這個詞語來開玩笑,說過幾句;但是勾起了Annie的怒火,而我又嘗試熄滅。525Please respect copyright.PENANAnyHoMROf17
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我:噢,原來我一路以嚟攪錯咗豬扒呢個term嘅用法。525Please respect copyright.PENANAyXgYN1vNko
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沒辦法下,我只好裝傻混過去。525Please respect copyright.PENANAaVB7E37nnb
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本以為如此便蒙混過關,於是我們又如常地相處下去。525Please respect copyright.PENANAtdCs5dXHD5
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接著幾天後,我又約了一個攝影師在派對房裡拍攝泳裝照片;但是照片要修圖,要等待一陣日子才有。525Please respect copyright.PENANAnEsOe5jfmr
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這晚我又跟Annie聊到半夜三更。525Please respect copyright.PENANAvIwPaF83xp
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Annie:你去影泳衣咁有冇相?525Please respect copyright.PENANAu89qacyyKC
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我如實地交代暫未有相片,只有一張我當場的自拍照,是上身照,相中的我看起來與一個穿三點式的女人無異。525Please respect copyright.PENANAtmLOjJW8k7
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艷濃的妝容、長長的啡捲髮、以及黑色三點式泳裝,露出大面積白皙的肌膚,正正是我當時的打扮。525Please respect copyright.PENANAbF2RYxCrCV
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Annie:慘囉慘囉,連你都咁靚。525Please respect copyright.PENANAhryrBZLeoC
Annie:我一見到有排骨精就有種想保護佢嘅感覺525Please respect copyright.PENANAGz7LSaFTMW
Annie:驚佢俾風吹走525Please respect copyright.PENANAklUWjNPMQ0
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我:你講緊邊個排骨呀?(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAoGfRIHVUxX
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Annie:我好唔中意啲男仔自大525Please respect copyright.PENANAp8x2vabVVT
Annie:見過有啲男仔喺網上露佢自己上身525Please respect copyright.PENANALcoJlQZMsw
Annie:佢以為自己有六舊,有好大條J525Please respect copyright.PENANAyJOejmC2rh
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我:俾著係我直情同人講:我冇J㗎(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAQmz6p79JeB
我:冇六舊肌同大J,咁咪做返女人囉(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAYO0Amupe4u
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我不像一般的某些直男,在網上放出袒露上身的大漢照。不穿衣服,我都會,只是我不會這樣表達而已。525Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8yX8Xybx7
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事實上,我的確在Tinder放過一張三點式泳裝照,還有假髮和妝容;並不是因為我對自己男性特徵(例如6腹肌)沒自信,而純粹是因為我喜歡美麗的自己。525Please respect copyright.PENANABD2ECDYqac
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以火影忍者的語言說,大多數男人都是使用鳴人的「逆後宮術」,而我則只是在用「後宮術」,一個「逆」字只是男版和女版的分別。525Please respect copyright.PENANAhNiiEJkOuH
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Annie:半夜三更瞓唔著,突然性起,傾吓性?525Please respect copyright.PENANAg34bzCvm8J
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我:你做乜咁突然想講18禁呀?M到?(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAEQDxD4wklw
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Annie:係呀,你又知?(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAcm1RMGiqdN
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我:我憑直覺亂估咋525Please respect copyright.PENANAqAdpxpQleq
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Annie:好奇想知你唔打飛機㗎咩?525Please respect copyright.PENANAOmnE6Z6yKP
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我思索了一會,然後回覆。525Please respect copyright.PENANAFwuLHzWyFm
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我:打呀,但我嘅性幻想唔係男女扑嘢咁簡單。525Please respect copyright.PENANAn6NG58pH8h
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我的性癖,是戀物。事實上對於女性的胸、陰道,不是主要的興趣;因此如果有大胸妹子在我面前引誘我,是沒有用的;唯一能刺中我「死穴」的只有女裝。525Please respect copyright.PENANA6lTCgD5pL8
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Annie:我屋企都有兩件sex toy525Please respect copyright.PENANAFomDLhmzsk
Annie:我試過自己裝上假J然後插落第二條女度525Please respect copyright.PENANAcVClcqIJ5W
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我:你本身都係bi?525Please respect copyright.PENANA11ytMVstaf
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Annie:唔係嘅,只係貪屌女仔好玩(大笑525Please respect copyright.PENANACKSag8BMTP
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我:話說今日我去私影時都就嚟出水525Please respect copyright.PENANANeBiL5scZh
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Annie:你都冇閪,點出水?525Please respect copyright.PENANAIRvNzsp8AA
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我:人工閪😏525Please respect copyright.PENANAyuiPqHtapl
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Annie:😳😳525Please respect copyright.PENANA0EmopcQpDC
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我:你嚟上我啦(笑喊525Please respect copyright.PENANAGjNzeifveh
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今晚看似她已經把我說的「豬扒」拋諸腦後;另一方面,我們已經聊了1.5個月,我三番四次約會她,她都不出來,漸漸地我也被磨去了耐性和動力。我開始有點迷惘,下次應該如何提出約會,還是只保持網上關係就罷了?
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Ch.5.4 一個令我學習觀察女人心嘅機會:Annie
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