「你最近點呀?」Jason。222Please respect copyright.PENANANVU3mXLBq9
222Please respect copyright.PENANApx2sSrf1C4
時間輾轉已經是二月份的第七天,也是年初七的人日;今年的大年初一,完美地落在二月份的第一天,日子真好算。222Please respect copyright.PENANANZ30DYjIgg
222Please respect copyright.PENANAeoTPeRNNPZ
這幾天,由於連Priscilla也有自己的工作要忙,於是我也留在大學宿舍裡溫習。222Please respect copyright.PENANArM0DpeFYjE
222Please respect copyright.PENANAR0GmdR37vY
就趁我還在數學功課時,我收到了一則由兄弟Jason給我的WhatsApp短信。222Please respect copyright.PENANAYatXffo6jY
222Please respect copyright.PENANAEq4mgIyO5G
當我再仔細翻著手機內容,才發覺原來我miss了他剛才撥過來的通話,於是我又回撥。222Please respect copyright.PENANAEkusoR13nF
222Please respect copyright.PENANAAKYyH8QWQt
我:Jason?222Please respect copyright.PENANAEn3HMMfG6r
222Please respect copyright.PENANAe6jOj0CGHj
Jason:今晚出唔出嚟公園飲酒?222Please respect copyright.PENANA0zUXhNlxe6
222Please respect copyright.PENANAccPOIg4i0m
我:唔喇,想溫書222Please respect copyright.PENANAtDTjxjxMmI
222Please respect copyright.PENANAjeuL8lDL91
Jason:你最近有咩攪呀?222Please respect copyright.PENANArhEIxS3Orj
222Please respect copyright.PENANA43swkqsb4K
我:冇,都係溫書做功課囉。222Please respect copyright.PENANAUGQc75r9ev
我:同你講呀,我最近識咗條女,上星期仲去埋人地屋企度瞓。222Please respect copyright.PENANAVvG8XSyKjy
222Please respect copyright.PENANA31IsTQWu32
Jason:條女係網上識?222Please respect copyright.PENANAt7Pl3oqo6F
222Please respect copyright.PENANAPp77dNtgsA
我:係呀222Please respect copyright.PENANAoZC0a9DpqK
我;其實上個月已經識咗,計埋前面已經見過三次面。222Please respect copyright.PENANAPczVYPaIg1
222Please respect copyright.PENANAOTe7mWEk3b
然後,我把相識的經過,我和Priscilla一起做過甚麼事,去過哪裡,簡略地告訴Jason。222Please respect copyright.PENANADVN56O6ahG
222Please respect copyright.PENANAjsG3NaeDzt
Jason:拖咗手未呀?222Please respect copyright.PENANAkPfa0v8f8h
222Please respect copyright.PENANAnMAvB7IZsX
我:Er......撓佢隻手呀,摸佢個頭呀,平排咁撓住佢條腰行路呀,呢啲算唔算?222Please respect copyright.PENANAy3Tcm4Xy38
(停頓2秒。)222Please respect copyright.PENANAZTraXbOdYm
我:總之呢!⋯⋯係有掂佢嘅。222Please respect copyright.PENANA7euFEffRmd
222Please respect copyright.PENANARj4RXAawOj
Jason:你主動啲嘛!222Please respect copyright.PENANAhM4I5ecekG
Jason:有啲拖手仔動作我要教一教你。222Please respect copyright.PENANAcHiOGMTl2y
222Please respect copyright.PENANAc5WVpBAUgL
我;你等埋我,我今晚出嚟!222Please respect copyright.PENANAvP2dTOarag
222Please respect copyright.PENANAnaNZGPfaKL
Jason:屌你,你條友真係呀,一教你溝女你就即出啦?222Please respect copyright.PENANAa4fGzl8GII
(突然譏笑起來。)222Please respect copyright.PENANAo88XayPuO2
222Please respect copyright.PENANAGw8u9FF4JU
我完全沒有打扮,只換上很隨便的男裝,便出門見Jason。222Please respect copyright.PENANApbaBzPDTBQ
222Please respect copyright.PENANANRjrA2zTUu
我們買了半打啤酒,就在附近的公園找長椅坐。222Please respect copyright.PENANAoOL69b5BpF
222Please respect copyright.PENANA2EtZz1StKw
「Cheers!」222Please respect copyright.PENANA1MD4rE2dKM
222Please respect copyright.PENANAuGcYvk22vT
喝酒不一定吐真言;但是整個氣氛瞬間變了「心事台」。222Please respect copyright.PENANA4kXqzHz3IR
222Please respect copyright.PENANACPlct3rf8m
我一五一十地把我和Priscilla由網上相遇,到相識的經過,還有中間發生過甚麼事,和她的基本背景,完全地告訴Jason。222Please respect copyright.PENANARWJ07QbtBA
222Please respect copyright.PENANAcIpCkCZL7C
Jason:有冇樣睇下?222Please respect copyright.PENANAsvSreIVBba
222Please respect copyright.PENANA8MYZfdxxtu
要了解一個人,看她的IG都是家常便飯。222Please respect copyright.PENANACeEEFvhjnm
222Please respect copyright.PENANASsPslJixob
Jason例牌地審視著Priscilla的IG檔案,只要相片中有Priscilla的樣子出現,他都會去看。222Please respect copyright.PENANAV8N2JaJ0oq
222Please respect copyright.PENANA1w8wxHK4Vs
Priscilla去過不同國家拍照,歐洲的有英國、意大利、捷克等等,亞洲的也有日本、台灣,有些是她在田裡、在火車站拍下的全身寫照,也有些精選動態是她和一些外地人的合照。222Please respect copyright.PENANABmSq7NITUc
222Please respect copyright.PENANAcCpWuADUoJ
我在Ch.22.2也提過自己的擇偶條件,就是因為她會周遊列國,而且性格上也是偏向腐女型,樣子勉強過得去但是懂一點打扮,也會寫劇本;論學歷要求我也不高,基本上,只要跟我一樣至少「香港八大」就可以,她完全不是問題。222Please respect copyright.PENANA8IJeqqtq61
222Please respect copyright.PENANAcVBxjnI3q9
目前來講,她是最接近我最想要的類型。在初次約會時,她給了我最有女朋友的感覺。222Please respect copyright.PENANA83dpJDY1jt
222Please respect copyright.PENANAiRvvTHBzPX
因為和家人關係不好,所以要保持地下情,有事向Jason請教。222Please respect copyright.PENANASbCBZvsegq
222Please respect copyright.PENANAQgcNoeYpN2
我:你覺得佢點?222Please respect copyright.PENANAWzcunWHYvH
222Please respect copyright.PENANAhIe0p7ju0W
Jason一邊看一邊認真地思考著。222Please respect copyright.PENANAhUuQI5SSqu
222Please respect copyright.PENANALNRd2k7QjB
Jason:我覺得佢靚極有限。222Please respect copyright.PENANA4dTVsuVaJN
222Please respect copyright.PENANAgOyMULQz1s
我:靚極有限?222Please respect copyright.PENANAEZgimQWdXU
222Please respect copyright.PENANA1oq1GarYFO
我倒也想聽聽Jason怎說。222Please respect copyright.PENANAfURiCHMWhO
222Please respect copyright.PENANAcG6E9gLQfp
Jason:佢好明顯喺大陸落嚟之後,想融入呢度嘅主流生活,但係又入唔到。222Please respect copyright.PENANAL1U7WQEryQ
222Please respect copyright.PENANARFqnRhObuQ
我:我記得佢講過話住咗6年,差幾個月就攞永久證。222Please respect copyright.PENANARIhDRaxP9x
222Please respect copyright.PENANAGh1p4lqT64
Jason:佢係好需要有人帶路。222Please respect copyright.PENANAJuozt6lAgD
Jason:佢單身咗幾耐呀?222Please respect copyright.PENANAnlSjrbUDR2
222Please respect copyright.PENANA7R3oNDeX4o
我:都差唔多4年啦。222Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ozj3KOfWQ
222Please respect copyright.PENANAXN5Iq1ZL1D
我分享著自己所得的情報給Jason。222Please respect copyright.PENANA81a7KrzNy7
222Please respect copyright.PENANAA6EIgXYxm3
Jason:我可以話俾你聽,佢好明顯就係香港搵唔到仔。222Please respect copyright.PENANAxsEPfjJuZI
Jason:佢身邊擺明就冇咩男性朋友。222Please respect copyright.PENANAK2eV4bmwW4
Jason:你係食得住佢嘅。222Please respect copyright.PENANA3rETHTLDoO
222Please respect copyright.PENANA4db2g8ssNm
我:你肯定佢冇人溝?222Please respect copyright.PENANABnILa7X6XG
222Please respect copyright.PENANAh7Jgl1lFlX
Jason:好明顯啦,佢係入唔到香港人個圈子,更加唔好講要搵人出pool。222Please respect copyright.PENANA9iNC8yaHWs
222Please respect copyright.PENANALYNaezi9gz
我:佢都話喺香港冇咩親朋戚友。222Please respect copyright.PENANAf5CWX6qw6d
222Please respect copyright.PENANA41WO3F8CXu
Jason:而家仲封緊關嘛?222Please respect copyright.PENANAyCpwY7jbzS
Jason:趁呢個大好機會,有得上佢就上啦!222Please respect copyright.PENANAhzk8YKWkaB
222Please respect copyright.PENANAwKodZkgNQH
Jason:你再開個IG出嚟俾我望下。222Please respect copyright.PENANAKO1ikZ9DVL
222Please respect copyright.PENANAbu3oRw5xC6
Jason再次閱覽著Priscilla的檔案,他在無意之中,發現到一張相片,那是Priscilla在一個海邊的柱子旁,「壁咚」著一個女性朋友。222Please respect copyright.PENANAAgN2DBubb5
222Please respect copyright.PENANAFNER1UhGU5
Jason:有樣嘢我頭先唔記得同你講⋯⋯222Please respect copyright.PENANA557bBMJy7E
Jason:呢個女仔個樣,令我覺得佢前世係TB。222Please respect copyright.PENANALuq9HYvtQS
222Please respect copyright.PENANAOoZCc9c4yf
我所認識的Jason,偶爾就是會語出驚人。222Please respect copyright.PENANA5ZdcYSz5re
222Please respect copyright.PENANArM4qS1jife
我:唔係好明。222Please respect copyright.PENANAtAttREfftA
222Please respect copyright.PENANAr1pq4F7OId
我喝了一口啤酒,Jason也來一口。222Please respect copyright.PENANAwgFtQ9fyhy
222Please respect copyright.PENANADc0DJWAW2N
Jason:我意思係佢有可能以前做過TB,maybe中學啦,然後而家又想認真做返一個女仔。222Please respect copyright.PENANAtSflrWbPIN
222Please respect copyright.PENANAZaELUOKCXt
我:學你話齋,所以佢先至要咁需要有人帶路?222Please respect copyright.PENANAxvPll6VSZL
(我微微暗哼一聲。)222Please respect copyright.PENANAPv0sNC0sfg
222Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6BAWeyd8x
我又翻看著這張她和朋友的海邊寫照,那女生和女生「壁咚」的動作⋯⋯222Please respect copyright.PENANA9OqJrqv6R5
222Please respect copyright.PENANAksC0338AjR
我:我明你講咩喇!222Please respect copyright.PENANArnqny2nAEn
222Please respect copyright.PENANAPu7mdRNDdl
可是,再想想Jason的話,又覺得Jason的分析太武斷。222Please respect copyright.PENANA0tXZx1fRzQ
222Please respect copyright.PENANAZTvo8A1cHV
我:但係⋯⋯你剩係望呢張相,就覺得佢做過TB?會唔膚淺得濟呀?222Please respect copyright.PENANALuXK1aDU0F
222Please respect copyright.PENANAV2QzMQ4VVM
Jason:佢身邊實有至少一個les/TB嘅。222Please respect copyright.PENANAiimevqmh6k
222Please respect copyright.PENANAy6AEFpOai0
說完這句,又真的讓我想起,在第二次跟Priscilla約會時,那段3人行的經歷,Priscilla又真的有一個這樣的朋友。222Please respect copyright.PENANAg82fNwWvZG
222Please respect copyright.PENANA8jsQUXZZEm
說真的,那個朋友就是Jason所說的那種人。通常一個LGBTQIA的人,身邊總會吸引來一些LGBTQIA的關係。物以類聚,是整個宇宙其中一條不變的鐵律。222Please respect copyright.PENANAuplYd2fLgF
222Please respect copyright.PENANA02vdQ2P1W6
我:咦,你又講啱喎!!早兩次見面,佢又真係有個TB打扮嘅朋友俾我見喎。222Please respect copyright.PENANAn8OSaUOxhu
222Please respect copyright.PENANAmHgXCJyNiU
Jason:嗱!!!我係咪講得好準呢?222Please respect copyright.PENANAoftdQRChIo
(他對自己的觀人術𣊬即自信起來說道。)222Please respect copyright.PENANAXZpdYykMJs
222Please respect copyright.PENANAvWF8HLbLRq
Jason:呢個女仔分分鐘性慾好強嗰隻,強到想同女仔磨豆腐嗰隻。222Please respect copyright.PENANAt8NNVZq5IU
222Please respect copyright.PENANAJt2XXOsWQ4
我:佢係雙性戀?222Please respect copyright.PENANAH6uLv3RQdJ
222Please respect copyright.PENANAS5GnCSIemm
Jason:唔⋯⋯又唔係雙性戀嗰隻嘅,純粹係鍾意玩呢啲刺激野。222Please respect copyright.PENANAgMpov6x1sR
Jason:只係佢一直都抑壓住自己。222Please respect copyright.PENANAf9BeiSdFek
Jason:你都講啦,隔咗4年冇扑過嘢,而家就係佢閪痕嘅時候。222Please respect copyright.PENANAznBvyLLQpV
222Please respect copyright.PENANAqBALMPp0it
可是老實說,在過去的3次約會,她對我的表現都是中性,我感覺不到怎樣的好感反應,難道她也是在抑壓自己的情感嗎?222Please respect copyright.PENANAw3TgziMXL2
222Please respect copyright.PENANAVaQ5BFEEC8
說著,我又分享著在年三十那晚,Priscilla為我拍的海邊寫照。222Please respect copyright.PENANAaGHpfDPYah
222Please respect copyright.PENANAmJYGZh6CtT
Jason:啲相係佢同你影?222Please respect copyright.PENANAiW9irKqRh7
222Please respect copyright.PENANAwDIrt9UHtO
我:係呀,佢幫我影嘅。222Please respect copyright.PENANAypFL91BbyJ
222Please respect copyright.PENANA54oWKMLaiE
Jason:呢張又影得係幾高,但係後面嗰張半身型啲。222Please respect copyright.PENANAgO5nFDIkPc
222Please respect copyright.PENANAySeySmmYj8
Jason:係佢主動幫你影?定係你問佢,佢先同你影?222Please respect copyright.PENANAJZwW52LXxX
222Please respect copyright.PENANAohMNl94dDT
我:我問佢㗎!222Please respect copyright.PENANAxYcTsBHXUh
222Please respect copyright.PENANA2HDUZvWTvw
Jason思索了一會,然後欲言又止。222Please respect copyright.PENANAk5RP4cQEoj
222Please respect copyright.PENANA1o6uDs9YBy
Jason:我建議你唔好咁投入佢度先。222Please respect copyright.PENANAjxFxWn1mrc
222Please respect copyright.PENANAjqjFdMclqy
如果是一般跟Jason做朋友的人,是會覺得Jason又在語這種打自打嘴巴,一時又叫人追下去,一時又叫人別再追;然而,我卻明白到這句話的弦外之音。222Please respect copyright.PENANAeFK1kOd2hS
222Please respect copyright.PENANAGsZXqJb9A1
畢竟,經歷過跟不同女生的相處,我也有一定的「慧眼」修煉,知道某些微動作,微反應意味著甚麼。222Please respect copyright.PENANAy2JGgltbFK
222Please respect copyright.PENANAOyAF0YWjtX
她主動為我拍照,和我問她為我拍照,完全是兩回事。222Please respect copyright.PENANAjhuJAR2TJw
222Please respect copyright.PENANAQLCr0FLTot
我:點解?222Please respect copyright.PENANAeX8Z8bIcJ4
(我想聽聽Jason怎說。)222Please respect copyright.PENANAYA7m96Sqc2
222Please respect copyright.PENANAFiRTC24cwt
他思考了一會,就給出了答案。222Please respect copyright.PENANA4YlYCrNnEi
222Please respect copyright.PENANA5dnqxy8e1i
Jason:而家問題唔係邊個傷害邊個,而係佢唔會投入落人哋個感情度。222Please respect copyright.PENANAW92cYl14wP
222Please respect copyright.PENANA2idxkJYTxz
所以,這就是她一直單身的其中主因?222Please respect copyright.PENANAYKgoIjge9Z
222Please respect copyright.PENANAkRk8TpH81T
Jason:你可能放個感情落去,但佢未必攞個心出嚟對你。222Please respect copyright.PENANAVbDxdAdvGq
222Please respect copyright.PENANA1QAJ80ALew
我:但佢唔係player挂?222Please respect copyright.PENANArFBNgVPSkr
222Please respect copyright.PENANAI1YsDN9Lsm
Jason:嗱,佢就冇咩嘢嘅,唔會話點樣要捅你一刀。222Please respect copyright.PENANAzg3QY7nTJ3
Jason:純粹就係佢根本唔知咩叫拍拖,要有人教佢先至識嗰隻。222Please respect copyright.PENANAqdaZZZUfiT
Jason:分分鐘仲要教完都唔識嗰隻。222Please respect copyright.PENANAY4MUGELzUg
222Please respect copyright.PENANAl1n2VrclJH
果然,Jason的「寫輪眼」級別,比我還高得多。222Please respect copyright.PENANAnmdub5OeTa
222Please respect copyright.PENANA87dh9sfVf7
Jason:你信我講啦!識住其他先!222Please respect copyright.PENANAJIAoVzI3En
Jason:我見過,識過嘅人多過你好多,梗係知咩事啦!222Please respect copyright.PENANAVjIIfcrRZR
Jason:我一眼就睇通。222Please respect copyright.PENANAWtHm2DroLd
Jason:Priscilla俾你上去佢屋企,可能只係佢文化背景係咁。可能佢喺大陸或者外國生活時,慣咗用呢種方式識人。222Please respect copyright.PENANA1h6KMSNlFa
222Please respect copyright.PENANAq7p0D01bI4
這點我認同呀,上星期我也是以社交式擁抱來作道別,這點我點很清楚。222Please respect copyright.PENANAXTmiP8srMf
222Please respect copyright.PENANAD3Vw8JoAho
Jason:你而家有得食佢,係我就食咗先講!222Please respect copyright.PENANA1rVLrQzDgR
222Please respect copyright.PENANAB3s6jeOko1
我:萬一我搵到更好,而佢又對我落咗感情,我想甩身,咁點算先?點收科先?222Please respect copyright.PENANARUkRvznmf9
222Please respect copyright.PENANAWeDYdP6mqX
我憂慮的主要不是道德問題,而是怎樣在一方面維護自身利益,另一方面去處理責任。222Please respect copyright.PENANAhQg5myH6Tu
222Please respect copyright.PENANAbtiPKGE9Ir
Jason:你怕咩啫?到時你咪係咁話讀書忙唔得閒囉;時間一耐咗唔見,佢自然會收㗎啦。222Please respect copyright.PENANAoVda7uWK3T
Jason:你驚咁多做咩啫?第一碟餸嚟咗就食咗先㗎啦,唔通慢慢等其他餸等到凍曬咩?222Please respect copyright.PENANAO0F2dU5WMk
Jason:加油,我撐嘅!!222Please respect copyright.PENANAPbFhaLT4U3
222Please respect copyright.PENANAETEQOLRDDP
儘管他有一小部說的話,我是不認同;但大致上,我還是相信他的分析。222Please respect copyright.PENANAkINymM1CVG
222Please respect copyright.PENANAlHFtIYOkE5
「情人節我們一起去吃大餐!」Priscilla。222Please respect copyright.PENANAjrQOKGzxY2
222Please respect copyright.PENANAw5JbfUJ9vf
「到時見!」222Please respect copyright.PENANAD18H722fXG
222Please respect copyright.PENANAZSe2wIJrn6
我約好她在下個星期,即2.14情人節約會。222Please respect copyright.PENANAb77mgRB0nK
222Please respect copyright.PENANAQKA0AwhuYt
我又再去看Priscilla的樣子,翻到她IG那些很久之前拍的照,說實話,突然覺得她的樣子,有點像我8年前遇上的那個初戀情人。222Please respect copyright.PENANAur70nb8DFW
222Please respect copyright.PENANAbB9xkFBltY
原本,我打算就這樣刪除交友app。222Please respect copyright.PENANAkWV8AwbkJ1
222Please respect copyright.PENANAlsSH0Ew1Kx
「你信我講啦!識住其他先!」然而今晚被Jason分析一番後,我決定保留一切的可能性,沒有把Tinder和Bumble趕出手機的畫面。222Please respect copyright.PENANA3J0Ef68viL
222Please respect copyright.PENANA7Zeeh8vLFR
對上一次有女朋友陪伴的情人節,輾轉已經是8年前。這年的情人節,我會有怎樣的體驗呢?是找回8年前,那種有女朋友的感覺?還是不一樣的體驗?222Please respect copyright.PENANAviZ2FEgd30
222Please respect copyright.PENANAGk6CAcmogU
待續⋯⋯222Please respect copyright.PENANAPfepYj1Dg3
arrow_back
我係偽娘 喺交友app上遇到千奇百趣嘅事(80%假人真事)[第四愛/偽GL]
more_vert
-
info_outline Info
-
toc Table of Contents
-
share Share
-
format_color_text Display Settings
-
exposure_plus_1 Recommend
-
Sponsor
-
report_problem Report
-
account_circle Login
Search stories, writers or societies
Continue ReadingClear All
What Others Are ReadingRefresh
X
Never miss what's happening on Penana!
我係偽娘 喺交友app上遇到千奇百趣嘅事(80%假人真事)[第四愛/偽GL]
Author:
雨神
![雨神](https://static2.penana.com/fit-in/24x24/images/users/large/50/36/503649641648f2787e580c4.12281331-100496.png)
ISSUE #53
後記5 找回8年前的情人節(正式完故)
LIKES 0
READS 218
BOOKMARKS 25
campaign
Request update 0
Sponsor
Suggest Edits
![](https://static2.penana.com/img/social/facebook.png)
Click to load the next chapter
X
After each update request, the author will receive a notification!
smartphone100 → Request update
X
Sponsor again
Click to login
Login first to show your name as a sponsor.
Thank you for supporting the story! :)
Please Login first.
×
Write down what you like about the story
×
Reading Theme:
Font Size:
Line Spacing:
Paragraph Spacing:
Load the next issue automatically
Reset to default
×
People Who Like This