偶爾,我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略,有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見,有人說兩個星期,有人說一個星期⋯⋯1062Please respect copyright.PENANADK8MwfmtpK
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與此同時,我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案,有人在app上被美容直銷(俗稱美容雞),騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。1062Please respect copyright.PENANABQmACa6PkK
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵:他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。1062Please respect copyright.PENANA1xxSZoyAJu
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不過我對這點不以為然,於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。1062Please respect copyright.PENANA4zEymYa3cP
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她是Marina,我在Tinder上match過她,她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。1062Please respect copyright.PENANARDOrfJQniV
1062Please respect copyright.PENANAg4dMRngSjZ
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎?(笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAx3boWQg7MP
1062Please respect copyright.PENANAPkHkZp3tdk
「係呀,你咁醒嘅?(笑喊」結果等了幾天,她才回覆我道。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAOLca9J3bh4
「我好少上呢度,你有冇WhatsApp?」1062Please respect copyright.PENANADEufPfyBop
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯1062Please respect copyright.PENANAnBymVHmv15
1062Please respect copyright.PENANAo1hvoQbX6M
我:我準備讀Engine呀(笑喊1062Please respect copyright.PENANAdBPrzHiBL0
我:你呢?1062Please respect copyright.PENANAZM22BVeUQE
1062Please respect copyright.PENANA366YvSPQq6
Marina:我喺asso讀marketing呀(笑喊1062Please respect copyright.PENANAqIqdnPzcyV
1062Please respect copyright.PENANAZOfDrgkUM2
我:今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟?1062Please respect copyright.PENANAuOqPKAx8iw
我:我想去旺角一間cafe坐1062Please respect copyright.PENANA9tgBiRC7Ca
1062Please respect copyright.PENANADioQw4TJSb
Marina:好呀,你想幾點?1062Please respect copyright.PENANAQ5MM3O2Z26
1062Please respect copyright.PENANAAoSiFrjQaw
在以前,我採取的戰術是:Match之後要先聊上兩星期,到了大家的關係稍為熟絡,才約見。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAuI9ol68JBD
1062Please respect copyright.PENANAzw9WHpiocw
但是現在,我決定嘗試:只聊一個星期,就安排約會。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAwyrD7nfe57
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結果Marina很爽快地答應了。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAD1CkWZtDua
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在那個星期五的晚上,我梳好頭髮,噴上髮膠,上身白色為主的T-shirt,下身是黑色武士褲出門。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAHZifF6g2MU
1062Please respect copyright.PENANAzh6HXo6uTx
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她,懷著期待的心情,畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了;但同時,又提醒著自己:希望愈大,失望愈大。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAvRQtkFrG8r
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等了五分鐘左右,Marina終於到了,她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣,從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿,顯得皙白;身高大概160-165cm;樣子中上級數。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAyETHUQPVR1
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Marina:行邊個方向呀?1062Please respect copyright.PENANAPZsQjM3aJ0
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於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe,這裡滿天都是「花」,而且以深色系作牆身佈景;加上夜景和燈光的襯托下,完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。1062Please respect copyright.PENANA1Y77J1ouxv
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我:你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹?1062Please respect copyright.PENANAdyOrxLu6J7
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Marina:有呀,我有一個細佬,不過佢讀唔到書嘅1062Please respect copyright.PENANAnp9MDtorxi
Marina:你就好啦,考咁高分入UST1062Please respect copyright.PENANAeP6LMF7Ben
Marina:我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交,試過半夜嘈醒咗我,跟住我成日要出嚟調停。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAR6UXBOB0JD
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我:真係辛苦曬你喎~1062Please respect copyright.PENANAt5gpJMSDUo
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事,她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生,比較顧家。1062Please respect copyright.PENANA6efpsJBlLa
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Marina:你皮膚都幾好喎,平時有冇做保養㗎?1062Please respect copyright.PENANAkfZZNaZL0k
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我:有呀,間中敷mask囉,如果唔係點出cos呀?1062Please respect copyright.PENANA3rGkw85uye
1062Please respect copyright.PENANALYoQ5E29Oe
Marina:原來你係玩cosplay㗎?1062Please respect copyright.PENANA4s2gz7IsAp
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當Marina說出這句,我就已經覺得很奇怪,難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎?如果有看過,怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢?1062Please respect copyright.PENANArRlrRv3S9y
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我:係呀,同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀~1062Please respect copyright.PENANAqU1RhFgnGy
1062Please respect copyright.PENANASneYRnFuj4
於是,我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看,感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAVNfDN6b8xa
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Marina:哦,原來係咁1062Please respect copyright.PENANAmTb8t1y38G
Marina:係呢,剩係敷mask唔夠㗎,我做開facial嘅,效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAR5CNATexb0
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但是直覺開始告訴我,Marina是直銷,而非真正來交友。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAfWUh9iTM3I
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通常在交友app,什至在現實裡,願意跟我交流的女生,談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字;因為我知道自己在平日,就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAwXjPPilZyt
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後,通常都是驚訝反應;即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生,也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAyU76DKrhtm
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然後,在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的,諸如此類的問題。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAEbDNDHTdHE
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切,真是違反人性。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAaZbiYqqRKM
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Marina異常地對此無動於衷,然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」,很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAcCFfIJ8vcz
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後,皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯1062Please respect copyright.PENANAXTIb7N6eir
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Marina:下次介紹你去做呀1062Please respect copyright.PENANArD32lXL7cs
Marina:既然我識得你,可以介紹平啲俾你呀1062Please respect copyright.PENANATGPvG2ovOh
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我:咁下次約會先啦1062Please respect copyright.PENANAelxfvpoGzV
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這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結,我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAkgsA2AGi1h
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原本我在交友app上放女裝照片,是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心,從而增加match量,是一把「矛」。1062Please respect copyright.PENANA6PqOww6q6S
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沒想到,這也是一個「盾」;在無意之間,除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人,它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAXRsR6ddFgb
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案,一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢?1062Please respect copyright.PENANAevkcXlYoLq
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美人計的弱點,是偽娘吧?以我所知,很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。1062Please respect copyright.PENANAhirBEQO4QY
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我係偽娘 喺交友app上遇到千奇百趣嘅事(80%假人真事)[第四愛/偽GL]
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