偶爾,我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略,有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見,有人說兩個星期,有人說一個星期⋯⋯315Please respect copyright.PENANAQo8KbRd4iD
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與此同時,我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案,有人在app上被美容直銷(俗稱美容雞),騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。315Please respect copyright.PENANASBDXL6WFgz
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵:他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。315Please respect copyright.PENANAQd9eaeBK9T
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不過我對這點不以為然,於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。315Please respect copyright.PENANA3iQZ4ZtnYL
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她是Marina,我在Tinder上match過她,她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。315Please respect copyright.PENANARexpwFG0is
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「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎?(笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。315Please respect copyright.PENANASS15pU4nsB
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「係呀,你咁醒嘅?(笑喊」結果等了幾天,她才回覆我道。315Please respect copyright.PENANAGABFoasjrB
「我好少上呢度,你有冇WhatsApp?」315Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZZrD7cCxx
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在WhatsApp上⋯⋯315Please respect copyright.PENANA9DxptAfi4b
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我:我準備讀Engine呀(笑喊315Please respect copyright.PENANA24oIGlImIG
我:你呢?315Please respect copyright.PENANAIJW6UL5Dvg
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Marina:我喺asso讀marketing呀(笑喊315Please respect copyright.PENANA3DfH7hRz62
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我:今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟?315Please respect copyright.PENANA7fxKQ8Yuqz
我:我想去旺角一間cafe坐315Please respect copyright.PENANAPOns16iRyM
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Marina:好呀,你想幾點?315Please respect copyright.PENANAUbqO4tHBv4
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在以前,我採取的戰術是:Match之後要先聊上兩星期,到了大家的關係稍為熟絡,才約見。315Please respect copyright.PENANAE3aCczP9Bs
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但是現在,我決定嘗試:只聊一個星期,就安排約會。315Please respect copyright.PENANAYi8i9z9UU6
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結果Marina很爽快地答應了。315Please respect copyright.PENANA080RGv7R2t
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在那個星期五的晚上,我梳好頭髮,噴上髮膠,上身白色為主的T-shirt,下身是黑色武士褲出門。315Please respect copyright.PENANAH5Dg26cSOb
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在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她,懷著期待的心情,畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了;但同時,又提醒著自己:希望愈大,失望愈大。315Please respect copyright.PENANAEkA9oLycjZ
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等了五分鐘左右,Marina終於到了,她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣,從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿,顯得皙白;身高大概160-165cm;樣子中上級數。315Please respect copyright.PENANAZ8YrRm2I1G
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Marina:行邊個方向呀?315Please respect copyright.PENANAnaDsDYI8fj
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於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe,這裡滿天都是「花」,而且以深色系作牆身佈景;加上夜景和燈光的襯托下,完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。315Please respect copyright.PENANA4xMvWIbfvk
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我:你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹?315Please respect copyright.PENANA7fneZZ7jyE
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Marina:有呀,我有一個細佬,不過佢讀唔到書嘅315Please respect copyright.PENANAM3WV8MFM9r
Marina:你就好啦,考咁高分入UST315Please respect copyright.PENANA4pvsT8QKHN
Marina:我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交,試過半夜嘈醒咗我,跟住我成日要出嚟調停。315Please respect copyright.PENANAYpD5gXnaDA
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我:真係辛苦曬你喎~315Please respect copyright.PENANAH4SRveCxSj
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跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事,她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生,比較顧家。315Please respect copyright.PENANAgXvO7sGjpy
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Marina:你皮膚都幾好喎,平時有冇做保養㗎?315Please respect copyright.PENANA31UQNPC4Oq
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我:有呀,間中敷mask囉,如果唔係點出cos呀?315Please respect copyright.PENANAhNvPVyXN0m
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Marina:原來你係玩cosplay㗎?315Please respect copyright.PENANAQsFhMuBfWa
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當Marina說出這句,我就已經覺得很奇怪,難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎?如果有看過,怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢?315Please respect copyright.PENANAo6KFsFqAxw
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我:係呀,同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀~315Please respect copyright.PENANAHPpl3DtkbJ
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於是,我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看,感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。315Please respect copyright.PENANAYeECvHf8bG
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Marina:哦,原來係咁315Please respect copyright.PENANAZbKYR2UwG0
Marina:係呢,剩係敷mask唔夠㗎,我做開facial嘅,效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。315Please respect copyright.PENANAYcxZx6KhT2
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但是直覺開始告訴我,Marina是直銷,而非真正來交友。315Please respect copyright.PENANABmCwBYbmmh
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通常在交友app,什至在現實裡,願意跟我交流的女生,談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字;因為我知道自己在平日,就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。315Please respect copyright.PENANAOEUcR1Q39e
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所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後,通常都是驚訝反應;即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生,也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。315Please respect copyright.PENANA8gc1xmsL7Z
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然後,在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的,諸如此類的問題。315Please respect copyright.PENANAgdjPrjQuRL
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可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切,真是違反人性。315Please respect copyright.PENANAlM7tuAm0yB
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Marina異常地對此無動於衷,然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」,很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。315Please respect copyright.PENANAJ70cxljNxD
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然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後,皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯315Please respect copyright.PENANAUmjcianBO3
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Marina:下次介紹你去做呀315Please respect copyright.PENANAMdojJzCz0V
Marina:既然我識得你,可以介紹平啲俾你呀315Please respect copyright.PENANAbLT6oibIV9
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我:咁下次約會先啦315Please respect copyright.PENANAkb70THroKy
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這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結,我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。315Please respect copyright.PENANAeWrME41bnr
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原本我在交友app上放女裝照片,是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心,從而增加match量,是一把「矛」。315Please respect copyright.PENANA57sgKOPbtp
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沒想到,這也是一個「盾」;在無意之間,除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人,它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。315Please respect copyright.PENANAGuGsCS5myU
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因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案,一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢?315Please respect copyright.PENANA4Zf8Rho0q2
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美人計的弱點,是偽娘吧?以我所知,很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。315Please respect copyright.PENANATrnhZvnhDQ
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