偶爾，我也會上lihkg研究別人的交友app攻略，有人說match之後要先聊一個月才能約見，有人說兩個星期，有人說一個星期⋯⋯656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvSqPqdelz
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與此同時，我也閱讀到一些貼文是提醒人們提防網上騙案，有人在app上被美容直銷（俗稱美容雞），騙去感情和金錢、還有倫敦金騙案和中醫騙案。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNM0R7MG8wy
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聽說在Tinder上的約炮和直銷都有個共同特徵：他們聊不久就閃電詢問別人的電話號碼。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCOpFa85CI
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgLDZ5CgPE
不過我對這點不以為然，於是我又跟一個女生在WhatsApp上聊。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwy3lPE0JQ
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJGfYzi3eo
她是Marina，我在Tinder上match過她，她在Tinder上又是上線時間不穩定。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoiQEiKO9W
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLEhPLLEg1
「你影相嗰度係咪西貢嚟㗎？（笑喊」我發送了一句開場白。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDpYwAkXaL
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGw84i6cXaD
「係呀，你咁醒嘅？（笑喊」結果等了幾天，她才回覆我道。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97O7ho4LYX
「我好少上呢度，你有冇WhatsApp？」656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMyxKJr505
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xy7qKUuu3
在WhatsApp上⋯⋯656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9mYElY7eu
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj341nledOQ
我：我準備讀Engine呀（笑喊656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGFQuNPW1Q
我：你呢？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5Hsto3n1C
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZWHWfNzgC
Marina：我喺asso讀marketing呀（笑喊656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRYSBdddDv
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMQjHnx3J1
我：今個星期五有冇時間約出嚟？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gVSopIg6B
我：我想去旺角一間cafe坐656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2OzhHdevuY
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc5BMUHZTB
Marina：好呀，你想幾點？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqHw6apR3Ak
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnth3hFbEl
在以前，我採取的戰術是：Match之後要先聊上兩星期，到了大家的關係稍為熟絡，才約見。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtMJc9QBBm
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUsfNJIqZDT
但是現在，我決定嘗試：只聊一個星期，就安排約會。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO2ZAAjjR8
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmItfkXWMsP
結果Marina很爽快地答應了。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqlFgZevYP
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52BfS6MRxk
在那個星期五的晚上，我梳好頭髮，噴上髮膠，上身白色為主的T-shirt，下身是黑色武士褲出門。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3I1Zp0GHX
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymqCy7tTZA
在旺角的一個地鐵站出口等待她，懷著期待的心情，畢竟很久沒有像今天這樣主動約會了；但同時，又提醒著自己：希望愈大，失望愈大。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdnVXBYgEV
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK2jNHoUmA
等了五分鐘左右，Marina終於到了，她正穿著一件深藍色oversize的長衣，從上身覆蓋至膝上的大腿，顯得皙白；身高大概160-165cm；樣子中上級數。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ewpJSLjdz
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQ3m1lpe06
Marina：行邊個方向呀？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uPaZAf1vK
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrQ2c4AB4b
於是在我們來到了一家以「花」作主題的cafe，這裡滿天都是「花」，而且以深色系作牆身佈景；加上夜景和燈光的襯托下，完美突顯出這裡的浪漫氣氛。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQHSLb3ZsO
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIAZVulLXs
我：你屋企有冇兄弟姊妹？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDcUfYU0HZ
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoT1ZTBvWJ7
Marina：有呀，我有一個細佬，不過佢讀唔到書嘅656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJHJnFNhFF
Marina：你就好啦，考咁高分入UST656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7S6VMRhnaj
Marina：我屋企嘅細佬成日同阿爸打交，試過半夜嘈醒咗我，跟住我成日要出嚟調停。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQNazxMoNB
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzFvjyXh1S
我：真係辛苦曬你喎～656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5TLpFiYWGB
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6TtIcy7NM
跟Marina談了幾分鐘的家事，她初步給我的印象是一個孝順的女生，比較顧家。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvegMWMC9ja
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM0wBOX80hH
Marina：你皮膚都幾好喎，平時有冇做保養㗎？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fppkp80na
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQVaXwsKiX
我：有呀，間中敷mask囉，如果唔係點出cos呀？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVhUabF9Ag
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl26ycXh89U
Marina：原來你係玩cosplay㗎？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7nOLErzPQf
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuevg3Foxqj
當Marina說出這句，我就已經覺得很奇怪，難道她沒有仔細看我的個人檔案嗎？如果有看過，怎可能不知道我是玩cosplay呢？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFwao6VNESp
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbWLTcfPRR
我：係呀，同埋我試過著女裝泳衣去私影呀～656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZnKzITlOZ
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqJVSF2vE3
於是，我心裡高興地從手機相簿裡拿出一張三點式泳裝照給她看，感覺就是有人欣賞女裝的藝術了。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZntTCk0lEK
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gpyn9Q16M
Marina：哦，原來係咁656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NmNpkp1jF
Marina：係呢，剩係敷mask唔夠㗎，我做開facial嘅，效果仲好過你去敷mask呀。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsHFPCldrP
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdRiTRkwkb
但是直覺開始告訴我，Marina是直銷，而非真正來交友。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQt67o3AZ4
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzULhyM7tKl
通常在交友app，什至在現實裡，願意跟我交流的女生，談話的焦點都離不開「cosplay」和「偽娘」這些關鍵字；因為我知道自己在平日，就是有意無意地憑這些東西勾起她們的好奇心。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGnrymWEbu
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8t1P2KYp3d
所以一般女生看過我的女裝照片後，通常都是驚訝反應；即使是性格很淡定、或者不善表達的女生，也不至於無動於衷、總會出賣一些微表情。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpX4puoZNP
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpkp9kgLJD
然後，在這些時候通常女生都會問我為什麼喜歡穿女裝、什麼時候開始穿、喜歡男的女的，諸如此類的問題。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwmeEZ041Kz
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrd3MRt3S4
可是我不見得Marina有那半點的好奇心去了解我這一切，真是違反人性。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dGszdBv9g
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsD9YS73eW
Marina異常地對此無動於衷，然後立即把話題轉移到「美容」，很有目的性地想我討論美容話題。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysacQJiYcq
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgW1UHbq0cH
然後她開始推銷著自己使用過美容服務後，皮膚有多好、有多改善、有多自信⋯⋯656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jUI5qR94G
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Marina：下次介紹你去做呀656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvErcCSILrr
Marina：既然我識得你，可以介紹平啲俾你呀656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXGb7tV4bb
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Q9jyRqFCS
我：咁下次約會先啦656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNZcCQjnLe
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkffrHGfuwZ
這頓晚飯最後各自付款完結，我還直接封鎖了Marina的WhatsApp和電話號碼。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQiO2EiU9D
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nlRQxRzaP
原本我在交友app上放女裝照片，是為了透過勾起女生的好奇心，從而增加match量，是一把「矛」。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZBmWAeW2I
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMLUGvadPL
沒想到，這也是一個「盾」；在無意之間，除了過濾那些無法接受偽娘的人，它幫助我過濾約炮、直銷、騙子、無法接受偽娘的人。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyiH3jeDZg
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzit4EUhdfu
因為這些人根本不會仔細留意他人的個人檔案，一個真正來交友的人怎可能對這些基本資料不聞不問呢？656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEpImdqCYS
656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBA55QLU8a
美人計的弱點，是偽娘吧？以我所知，很多偽娘的性口味都不是單純的在想男女上床。656Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCpzbPLsoc
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