一行人快來到皇帝落腳的宅院前,正好遇到幾個帶刀侍衛押住第一位師傅出來的時候,這時無端發生一陣擾攘,結果全都堵在門楣之下,太監覺得難看,邊走近就邊吆喝,到兩邊人馬聚頭面面相覷時,才真相揭曉,原來那個損傷皇帝頭皮的師傅正兩腳夾緊住門檻,拖不動推不郁,拿刀背敲他膝蓋,竟然發出了鐵石交加的聲音,那匠人不理叫罵,但開始又和太監身後的假師傅點頭客氣。453Please respect copyright.PENANABfU06ogW4w
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假師傅嬉笑道:「道長!七星刀,七個眼,剃頭也會失準麼?」453Please respect copyright.PENANAVaTJDYin24
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「就是太準了,貪狼見到他心淫,巨門見他嘴毒,祿存見他性孤,文曲見他眼窄,璇璣一重,我掌不住杓,唯有斬他頭頂一刀了!」453Please respect copyright.PENANAshso7SDO12
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「那道長仙駕下凡,一刀過癮了嗎?」453Please respect copyright.PENANARBVWACCu3N
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「呵!我剃頭是順便,當面恭賀你才是真!文殊羅公在你是孩童時救過你一命,他師兄的再世不塵子接過衣缽,今日就來度你入空門了!」453Please respect copyright.PENANAWTUMJpoLOM
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假師傅忍住差點嘆出的一口氣,聽在耳邊,也是有交戰在心裡的,他自從在菜市口見識文殊劍術,便仰慕至今,之但是他的師傅自小就救他於惡母劫難,從西方度他來大清國,再奪舍易容融入當地,又幫他今世避開師子蟲與吳國遺民鬥劍的血光之災,在情在理份上,他都不可以背叛師門,況且他師傅與文殊有不解深仇,又怎能投靠師傅大敵呢?453Please respect copyright.PENANABpDON18C0u
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縱使心有不安,這位真魚師假師傅始終不形於色,既然道友預料先機,他做足心理準備拒絕菩薩就是了,想罷就收拾心情,與這位他口中的道長謝過了。453Please respect copyright.PENANAzWF8uQMDvD
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道長嘴一句請寶貝轉身,一把剃刀從侍衛手中彈跳脫出,人與刀連同他帶來的工具箱都原地遁空不見了。453Please respect copyright.PENANA5U3aOq3zuW
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這干人等大部分不識劍俠,嚇到兩眼大瞪,以為撞鬼,除了當中一位稍有識見的中年侍衛,他至少知道見到了神仙,便請魚師指點,魚師如實相告:「道長那把剃刀,想必鏤住北斗七星的排列,並點上了白漆吧?」453Please respect copyright.PENANABNwfkDC3BH
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那侍衛頻頻點頭。453Please respect copyright.PENANAA6Y1N1KQ8L
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「所謂『北戴斗極為崆峒』,那把剃刀就是崆峒劍俠的掌門劍,叫做七星皂黑旗,掌門來斬皇帝一刀,就是試他會否遵守文殊勸告,現在你們的萬歲爺破了殺戒,怕且若遇不測,崆峒派都會袖手旁觀了!」453Please respect copyright.PENANAUeAvrbUFyS
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聽到不測兩字,太監就急了,他一個跳前質問道:「敢問大仙口中不測是甚麼?」453Please respect copyright.PENANAaouSiskhM2
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魚師冷笑,摸了太監的眼,答道:「不就是我麼?」453Please respect copyright.PENANAUqDhTC0VGA
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眾人未有反應,就一一被魚師摸了眼,指過眼瞼,就全部盲了,魚師手作鈍刀,一一解下他們的嘴與腳,使他們叫不得又跑不開,因為魚師解人不知不覺,盲了眼那就完全蒙在鼓裡了,身體截斷的切面不流血也不會令人痛,魚師把眾人拖入宅院,大門掩上,就去會皇帝了。453Please respect copyright.PENANAksKXvTUuJ8
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皇帝不知大難臨頭,還在獨個兒飲茶乾等,等得不耐煩,望到擱在檯上的染血白布就想殺人,其實那血跡才零星幾點,不朝他頭上仔細望就連破損過都看不出呢!453Please respect copyright.PENANAoTpZK9tP6f
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魚師叩門便入,不多講,也不等怒火攻心的皇帝開口講廢話,他見乾隆眼有殺氣,望得心煩,就一手摸盲了他的眼,解斷腳筋,回頭走出正房門,找灶頭燒火準備做芽韮炒肉去了。453Please respect copyright.PENANAhfhCgRm5Yg
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到魚師切好蔥花韮段,才想好要食哪部分的肉,他走回正房,門本來就沒關,抬頭一望,只見一個身穿深藍長袍馬褂的男子,坐在皇帝旁邊為其斟茶。453Please respect copyright.PENANA8t7kuKTX3I
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魚師心想這一定是那位他恩人的師兄了,心中忐忑,不知該喜該愁,深吸口氣,精神振作了才進門,魚師對文殊的事很是上心,羅公的師兄就是當年未有承繼文殊衣缽的劍俠福臨,對福臨殞身清涼山的懸案,各路仙人一直未有結論。453Please respect copyright.PENANAew8KoupGix
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福臨未曾自認過文殊,但早與閻摩降煉成了身劍不二的金仙境界,到此境界者即使飛劍不在身邊,把其他器物拿到手上都能借相施展原來飛劍的功能,所以他遭人暗算的說法也不太可信。453Please respect copyright.PENANAzoZpkQiCXL
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有傳他是愧於自己作為順治帝的時候推行過薙髮令,自覺不配文殊善名,所以劍指一處遁走,選擇把順治的餘生隱退在星間。453Please respect copyright.PENANAbFKEdNJEZH
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無論如何,福臨又轉世回來地上,終於成為了文殊並出現在魚師面前,魚師心中誠懇,但又顧及師傅顏面,唯有簡單合十,文殊菩薩點個頭,算是受禮了,他點頭時兩眼定睛,由頭帶著眼睛走,不眨不轉,永遠是望住面向的正前方的。453Please respect copyright.PENANAElXxXz3xHa
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魚師故作鎮定,敢問菩薩此行是來救兒孫,收徒弟,還是來降魚師,菩薩卻說:「切磋剃頭工夫。」453Please respect copyright.PENANAXhZ1WuR3P4
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魚師始料不及,菩薩已起身推檯,讓出空間對他作個請,魚師猜菩薩有心試他,他是化境魚師倒不怕人試,拿起個茶碗蓋,馬上走到皇帝前面剃毛荀,手起蓋落,像是剃刀在刮毛髮一樣發出了嗦嗦聲。453Please respect copyright.PENANAf8rcs704lQ
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架勢是有了,魚師反而覺得不妥,魚師解魚解人,無聲無色,又怎會有嗦嗦聲發出?魚師揭蓋查看,果然一條頭髮未斷,他思維敏捷,立即就猜是文殊借相,將杯蓋換成了把阿修羅劍,所以才剃不傷人。魚師修為未夠,很快就沒符放棄,無奈把杯蓋放低。453Please respect copyright.PENANA1jmbpCVyQ0
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這時文殊從嘴中吹出各式剃頭工具,開始在魚師面前為乾隆剃頭,未入正戲,先剃眉頭眼額,講到剃眼,算是民間絕活,有刀鋒洗眼一名堂,先以刀刃刮眼內瞼,去倒睫毛,再刮眼珠,去除濾泡,以刀背來回按摩上下瞼板腺,疏通眼脂,最後用刀尖或頭髮穿入淚孔,流通淚管。453Please respect copyright.PENANA1dv645fbT4
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到最後通眼淚的步驟時,文殊先從自己眉心抽出一支金針,兩邊眼珠突然像彈珠相撞一樣左右開合,他那本來定實的眼珠又可以靈活轉動了。453Please respect copyright.PENANA2Vsv4WrxLg
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文殊以金針尖作為通淚管的工具,魚師見他三寸亳針,伸入眼皮全進全出,暢通無阻,已覺得敬佩,突然又快手兩針,點了皇帝的眼珠兩下,串出兩小團指甲大小的濁霧,一個金針撥障,被魚師摸盲的皇帝又霎時重復光明,這就讓魚師徹底心悅誠服了。453Please respect copyright.PENANAaJQibOsXNz
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乾隆堂堂一代皇帝,被魚師與文殊一個折磨一個解救,內心世界如何自處自然不可告人。453Please respect copyright.PENANACJ3EIK9JDA
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在流傳典故方面,民間有所謂雍正剃頭與乾隆剃頭兩則,情節相近,都是殺人,另外又有黃庭鏡金針為皇帝明目退翳的故事,黃庭鏡在歷史上開設的一間眼科醫館原來叫做黃記大藥鋪,之後又改為扶明堂,也不曾受過獨裁清延在「明」字上面做文章,這就不知是記者多心,還是乾隆在敬畏真文殊了。453Please respect copyright.PENANA5XpZE5V96Z
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在劍俠仙佛世界的後話,相傳魚師夜夜偷為死人剃頭,終被師傅發現,遭逐出師門,煉劍之途又沒跨過明妃劫,飛昇不成走火入魔,在星間將魚師劍俠之法各參一半,發明了金繼術,可以將劍俠剃頭留下的身體重合復活,專剋劍俠。幾年後文殊不塵子與魚師天照合力將其降服,洗去此世記憶,重新投入輪迴之中,不知去向。453Please respect copyright.PENANAHsR88SVRoj
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而所謂魂造金繼的事,說來匹布長,就待其他機會再提。
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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