在農村社會,對待外來匠人多數恭敬,師傅到哪戶工作,哪戶就按慣例包食飯,這餐大致也是計算在報酬裡面的,所以就不算是佔人便宜的情況了。但對於剃頭師傅,因為剃個頭也逗留不久,食飯的需要就特別處理,所謂「派飯」或說「食百家飯」,就是師傅輪住每家人到訪食午,農家人熱情,通常在派飯一餐會多煮幾味,斟茶遞水,師傅嗽個口又開工,為免在一家食飯太密,每位師傅心裡都有一個派飯次序的,師傅預先通知村民,村民也能做好準備招待師傅。128Please respect copyright.PENANAw1mLl1z5Yk
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正當一年二月二,剃頭師傅來到了鄧岑子村,早上就請村民告知一家年輕父女派飯,然後匠人就燒水開始剪頭髮,今日是一年星宿蒼龍抬頭的時候,人們貪個意頭,都會選擇在這一日做櫛剃,所以自師傅放低擔挑上的包角箱子在地上,他手中剃刀就沒有閒過,直到食午的時候,師傅仍在為人剃頭。128Please respect copyright.PENANA4mtTSkg7kK
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煮好飯餸的那家父女早已等到心急,父親乾脆自己跑了出來接師傅,他站在一邊靜候師傅剃完手上的頭,就熱情催促師傅去食飯,又說今餐有肥草魚,涼了怕腥,師傅不好意思,就開始收拾工具,那父親又建議不如由他代為收架生,讓師傅可以先到他家與女兒及早開飯,師傅本身就熟村裡的人,也不怕生財工具有閃失,見那父親手腳溫柔,比他自己還更擏錫一套剃髮工具,便摸住凹進去的肚皮先行去食飯了。128Please respect copyright.PENANAuU1jSABwTX
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這頭師傅背影遠去,那父親竟又停下了整理刀剪,反而重新燒水開旗,坐了在木箱上面等,好像自己才是開檔的人一模樣。128Please respect copyright.PENANAfNUqZmn0zf
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其他未散去的村民見狀又無驚訝神色,先輪流上前叩拜那父親三下,如跪拜神仙般虔敬,才各自回家去。128Please respect copyright.PENANAblFOjKp4k3
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過了不久,一個太監離遠帶住幾個壯漢喘住氣跑來,太監人多又勢惡,倒對自己的來意坦白不諱,原來皇帝出巡到天津,趁二月二自己也想要剃髮貪個好意頭,太監不夠機警毫無預備,天津的剃頭師傅就未卜先知,全都一早棄檐拆棚逃之夭夭。剃個臭龍頭不難,但要在暴君面前保住自己的人頭卻也不易!今早難得找到個師傅,竟然一刀在皇帝頭上開了個血口,那師傅是大限難逃了,太監唯有再找師傅送死,找著找著就來了鄧岑子村。128Please respect copyright.PENANAEaiZOby2yD
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羅公贈雍正三句避禍口訣,因為皇帝覺得羞家,所以就不曾告訴外人,乾隆自忖半步沒踏進鄧岑子村,在天津殺個剃頭匠還不行嗎?他覺得有分數,未想到太監卻跑進村裡去搶師傅來,還向人直認皇帝開了殺戒,這才是真正的大限難逃了。128Please respect copyright.PENANAjzp9Jyei1t
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那個為人老爹的,也不否認剃頭匠的身份,太監要他見皇帝,他就笑住收旗滅火,不用壯漢威嚇,他已架起檐挑準備跟太監走了。128Please respect copyright.PENANAmBcxVl7Mlc
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太監說為皇帝剃頭的三個大忌,一不準有口臭,二不準噴龍頭,三不準刀上見血,這假師傅點頭唯諾,聲不震腳不抖,太監心中還一度欣賞這人膽子夠大呢!
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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