講完典故,返返來師傅剃眼,那時的我仍未知上述典故,亦未見識過刀鋒洗眼,只見師傅將剃刀大師兄隊入客人眼窩撩下撩下,嚇到鼻哥無肉,擘大個口,佩服師傅手定,又佩服客人鎮靜,竟然如常同師傅吹水,十分痴線。144Please respect copyright.PENANA8PR7GxPAEr
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客人講句,無頭無尾,得師傅明、客人明、同偷步聽過剃眼典故的你們會明,對當時的我而言,卻只有滿頭黑人問號:「人地估我以前都係文殊徒弟,同過人剃眉頭眼額啦!但後來失咗憶啫!」144Please respect copyright.PENANAvPxTt3hmc5
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師傅一邊同客人剃眼瞼,講嘢仍然郁身郁勢,串到十足,但手上刀鋒來回又絕無有怕差錯:「人地啫係邊個啊!你班良師益友啊?蟲蟲特工隊啊!」聽到師傅咁舊嘅戲名攞嚟講,我雞皮都有少少起咗。144Please respect copyright.PENANA51UIZSgXr4
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「唔係益友啊!唔係蟲蟲啊!真係吖!我地係師子蟲啊!我今世做好人啦!唔報仇架啦!」144Please respect copyright.PENANAXE6Pmt4Qx7
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「嘩,痛改前非咁款啵!堅唔堅先!」144Please respect copyright.PENANAXDdYGis74H
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「除非佢地搞我個朋友啦!一樣還一樣啦!菩薩怪我執著係咪?」144Please respect copyright.PENANA7qDG75uxC5
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「既然你世世都話你個朋友緊要,你自己衡量喇!」144Please respect copyright.PENANAvNdTWYIXXp
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「自己衡量喇!邊個害莫邪!我就做返干將啦!吳王世世都要害我朋友,我就做返干將啦!」一聽吳王大名,我由聽唔明遊緊魂立即又打醒精神,只是這時客人開始用呼氣聲量重複講「自己衡量喇」「我就做返干將啦」兩句,直到師傅拎客人一條頭髮通埋佢淚管,都沒有再講其他說話了。144Please respect copyright.PENANATYhjy5miYS
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佢頭先就已經好緊張佢朋友,我把玻璃劍一飛走,佢就神經緊張,聽佢講個朋友似叫做莫邪,客人作為干將轉世,說不定關乎宿世情份,無奈事實上我是吳王轉世,我也不想做衰人,當然拍拍心口,主動應承道:「我應承你,唔會害你朋友架!」144Please respect copyright.PENANAKgoNUhhv6x
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客人剃完眼,一對眼仔睩睩,濕潤得像是剝皮提子,加上他本身靚仔,望住我時十足電視眼藥水廣告,「哦!」他一句答我,眼淚咇出了一滴又一滴,真不知道是剃完眼水汪汪還是流馬尿了。144Please respect copyright.PENANA3CptNv8A5H
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他從理髮櫈上落地,用校服短袖索索眼水,又說句:「咁我地就係益友啦!」144Please respect copyright.PENANAP8qzWYBD02
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我聽到心頭一暖,接過師傅白膠袋,拍拍他膊頭,等他看清楚我手中物,點頭確認準備好,我才開始為他笠頭。趁未遮住耳仔,我鄭重講句:「以前咁多世因怨,複雜到我唔識,但你肯接納我做朋友,多謝你大人有大量。」144Please respect copyright.PENANAxSU3AipOIq
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「係益友啊!唔係普通朋友咁簡單,我對你好,你對我好!」144Please respect copyright.PENANAsMWLEcOsSh
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我會心一笑,「好啦!益友,係咪出發探伯母啦,你地住邊?洗唔洗坐的士?」
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【廣東話|都市懸疑】落地開眼見劍俠
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