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「所以,妳剛剛認識了新朋友?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAB5WoFQGGWb 維尼
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這一次,伍號在火球術的房門外等我。8964 copyright protection332PENANAtrwG8AMVuQ 維尼
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她的打扮和上次沒什麼不同,雙腳的拖鞋顏色一藍一紅,不過口氣似乎親近了一點,大約從樓下的鄰居進展到青年旅社的室友。8964 copyright protection332PENANADmU9Wr4oN8 維尼
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「在這裡奉上一杯摩卡。」我恭敬地舉起雙手。8964 copyright protection332PENANAHXPKEeN92P 維尼
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「很識相。」伍號很配合地收下了罐裝咖啡,雖然她半點開玩笑的表情也沒有。8964 copyright protection332PENANAdSaJwUMQsD 維尼
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「因為火球術現在不適合喝咖啡,所以我就接收了。」她馬上拉開扣環。「至於復活節,他是好人,好到可怕的那種,如果讓他知道妳缺錢的話,就算你們只是在便利商店點頭問候過的交情,他也會把自己的臟器全都賣掉來資助妳。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAybqH35ctRU 維尼
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「哈哈……玩笑,是玩笑對吧?」8964 copyright protection332PENANA68vZ85CIik 維尼
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嚮導從背包裡探出腦袋,像是認同似的嘎了一聲。8964 copyright protection332PENANA8WisBjYdPz 維尼
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「相處久了之後妳就……」伍號愣了一下。「……那是什麼?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAuwB5qQMP78 維尼
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我拉開背包,讓嚮導飛出來。他拍了拍有點皺掉的翅膀,然後像訓練有素的獵鷹一樣停在我的手臂上。8964 copyright protection332PENANAf1WoYj79Bg 維尼
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哐啷一聲,沒喝完的罐裝摩卡掉在地上,撒了一地。8964 copyright protection332PENANAJJpqfrl1V9 維尼
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「龍⋯」伍號的顏面神經依然壞死,不過聲音聽起來像是收音機的雜訊。「龍……龍、是龍……」8964 copyright protection332PENANAmpW6sT31H7 維尼
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遲鈍到像單細胞生物的我,也明白情況明顯不對。不過嚮導遲鈍到礦物質等級,所以他很有禮貌的向伍號點點頭,沙子排列成「哈囉」。8964 copyright protection332PENANAPYWif5IYk9 維尼
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伍號又呆滯了差不多五秒,然後用力搖了搖頭。8964 copyright protection332PENANAlNidPAhtOX 維尼
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「你們兩個在這裡等我一會,我必須先跟火球術報備一下,問題比我想像中嚴重。」8964 copyright protection332PENANA4zISAf7AU1 維尼
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「不必了!」8964 copyright protection332PENANAT4LRpCbmLS 維尼
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屋內忽然傳來一個陌生的聲音。8964 copyright protection332PENANAGg5Kqr4L2Y 維尼
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「快點進來,茶都要涼了。」8964 copyright protection332PENANA6BYxOrRIeZ 維尼
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在書本堆砌的山洞與巧克力氣味的感官轟炸之後,迎接我的不是先前那個IKEA的辦公桌,而是一張粗曠的原木餐桌,旁邊還有幾張看起來像手工製品的小木椅。一時之間,我誤以為自己闖進了童話故事中藏匿巫婆的森林小木屋。8964 copyright protection332PENANAZvvgnhFUQT 維尼
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聲音的主人是一名年事已高的老太太。想像一些你們在聽到「老太太」這個詞時產生的所有印象,比如說俗氣連衣裙、水桶身材、白色捲髮等等,然後在這個老人家臉上貼上一大片火球圖案貼紙。8964 copyright protection332PENANAdQm1jcQr1d 維尼
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你沒聽錯,火球圖案貼紙。8964 copyright protection332PENANA7khxSbHITm 維尼
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「想喝點茶嗎?小妹妹?」老太太舉起了桌上的茶具,皺紋滿滿的嘴角露出了笑容。8964 copyright protection332PENANApnW1YIoFPS 維尼
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「……您是?」8964 copyright protection332PENANA9SO4deXalS 維尼
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「噢,呵呵呵,別見外了,我是火球術的曾祖母,那孩子總是會不按牌理出牌,一定給妳添了很多麻煩吧,真是不好意思,喔呵呵呵……⋯」8964 copyright protection332PENANAC5yEEhuASk 維尼
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喀的一聲,老太太捏碎了茶壺柄。8964 copyright protection332PENANAvgZgKKfJDG 維尼
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「……去你的,我當然是火球術,難道妳認識另一個臉上貼著這種貼紙的怪人嗎?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAvS8PClS4LW 維尼
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「主人今天心情不好,」伍號在安全距離外補充。「當一個老太婆非常不好受。」8964 copyright protection332PENANABEo1BYUwoi 維尼
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「呃?為什——」8964 copyright protection332PENANArwxrRJweHW 維尼
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「不好受?只是不好受嗎?頭痛、腰痛、手痛、腳痛、心血管硬化!才復活節來替我診斷過了,他說我這身子上個廁所都有可能壽終正寢!我是什麼?老人院皇帝嗎?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAjIcv3uHZMh 維尼
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「人的心智很容易受身體影響,今天主人的心智處於老害狀態。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAlaLMui9CmA 維尼
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「老害!伍號,妳剛剛叫我老害對吧?忘恩負義的臭小鬼……」8964 copyright protection332PENANAcJKxEn0imo 維尼
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替伍號補充一下,老害是日本的流行語,意指各種方面來說都非常差勁的老人家。8964 copyright protection332PENANA8V1pHx80Hs 維尼
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伍號聳聳肩,坐到一旁開始滑手機。不過我注意到她其實一直用眼角盯著我,更正確的說,是盯著裝著嚮導的背包。8964 copyright protection332PENANAddYlNY1uzw 維尼
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「現在的我,甚至連巧克力都不能碰。」火球術繼續抱怨。「而且還會想喝這該死的薑茶,誰說老人家會喜歡這種東西的啊?我呸!」8964 copyright protection332PENANARZKaq1sIK2 維尼
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我坐到她對面的木椅上,試著讓自己看起來沒那麼緊張。看來嚮導的想法和我一致,所以他畏畏縮縮的躲在我背後。8964 copyright protection332PENANAcbgyVDsaIJ 維尼
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「我知道,摩特,妳想問我為什麼會變成這種樣子對吧?這種小事不足掛齒,畢竟妳帶了個更有趣的客人來啊。你好啊,可愛的飛天小沙雕。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAO8UiI8BE92 維尼
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嚮導的好奇心壓過了只對貓咪發揮作用的警覺心,他鑽出來對著火球術歪歪腦袋瓜。8964 copyright protection332PENANAu9JDyTQmeg 維尼
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「不只有趣,還很值錢,願意分我一隻翅膀的沙子嗎?變現的錢五五分帳?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAENyhH0LDwi 維尼
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嚮導像受驚的老鼠一樣縮回我的背包裡。8964 copyright protection332PENANAluQDmrrrwc 維尼
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「真是個可愛的小傢伙,要不是時間緊迫,我的確很想抱抱他。現在,把口罩脫下來,喝點茶吧,我們就直接跳到第三件問題,也就是妳今天的工作上——快喝!聽不懂人話嗎?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAt71izQbFGk 維尼
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我有一位年事已高的祖母,我保證她就算整天鬧風濕痛,也不會像這樣大吼大叫。不過,有鑑於我今天訂下的目標是不要被火球術拿書本砸暈,我只好聽話地稍微拉開口罩的下緣,淺嘗了一口茶。8964 copyright protection332PENANAbvh0GYRobR 維尼
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見鬼了,喝起來像巧克力奶昔,還帶股杏仁味。8964 copyright protection332PENANAGky8y8Hhz2 維尼
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「不好意思請問一下,」我努力讓自己聽起來很禮貌。「您有在茶裡下毒嗎?」8964 copyright protection332PENANArC1ZvR4dFR 維尼
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「我沒事不會在茶裡下毒。不廢話了。這一次,情況非常緊急,攸關到一個女孩的未來、大約兩千三百萬人的性命、以及我的信用。後者最為重要,拜託妳記住了。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAAO4PzIVukd 維尼
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「……再說一遍?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAOyH3KyCNpD 維尼
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「簡單來說,請妳跑個腿,幫我還一本書。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAzJfbl4wYU3 維尼
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她搬出一個方形的牛皮紙袋,上面貼了三張便條:「極端易碎詛咒」、「限三千歲以上心智成熟者使用」和「我們全都死定了」。當她一層層剝開紙袋時,一股近似硫磺的氣味蔓延了開來。8964 copyright protection332PENANATkfWiEfT1c 維尼
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「如果妳是我的書迷,或稍微調查過我的資料,應該會知道我曾經寫過一本與宗教有關的小說,還變成一群教會的老害在報紙上抱怨通俗小說不尊重宗教的題材……」8964 copyright protection332PENANAttryLDbslR 維尼
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「《惡魔學識》?妳是說那本主角研究惡魔,還詳細寫上一大堆嚇死人的儀式細節和恐怖情節的黑暗奇幻風小說?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAnRvvm1nT9u 維尼
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「很清楚嘛,妳看過?」8964 copyright protection332PENANAZScFzh8oEm 維尼
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「只有聽過而已,我有一個朋友對小說裡的獵奇畫面有不正常的興趣,她經常推薦我看這本。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAXsYFpFdWYV 維尼
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「喔?那妳怎麼不試試看呢?」8964 copyright protection332PENANANsYwDANb5g 維尼
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「這個作品最後是悲劇對吧?」我說。「我不喜歡悲劇。」8964 copyright protection332PENANA2tTd9hBh0w 維尼
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火球術微笑,接著撕開最後一層牛皮紙。8964 copyright protection332PENANA32XZAVicMN 維尼
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我沒吐,是因為噁吐不足以表達那東西的噁心程度。8964 copyright protection332PENANA81eqfo22pE 維尼
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那是一本極度不詳的書。它的封皮是薑黃色的,上面隱約還能看見血管或青筋留下的皺褶,似乎是以人皮所製,書背上的裝飾很明顯是用人的手指骨頭排列而成。而封面上那眼球似的圖案彷彿在注視著我,就算別過頭去,也沒辦法驅散那種被注視的不適感。8964 copyright protection332PENANA62wtSgRA4R 維尼
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「如果我沒記錯的話,我有在序言裡註明『改編自現實事件』。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAGjxXzo8BWs 維尼
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「可是……喔,異世界。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAhC8ECQozOg 維尼
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我吞了吞口水。別說碰這本書了,感覺光是看著它就令我頭皮發麻。8964 copyright protection332PENANAeHfu7RrAk9 維尼
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「這是我從一個年輕小鬼那裏搶——委婉一點,沒收的。妳應該感覺得出來,這本書基本上就是顆髒彈,我耗費了許多時間與精力在這玩意兒身上。不過,很不幸,這本書很怕生,它更喜歡原本的主人。因此,我下了一個決定,把這本書還回去讓那個白癡自生自滅吧。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAaoimm0VXki 維尼
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火球術拍拍書的封皮,它發出了……哀嚎聲?!8964 copyright protection332PENANA1kTotw6vfW 維尼
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「所以,交給妳拿去還了。喔,鋼筆就不必了,用不上,和那本書接觸的話有可能會引發化學反應,我暫且還不想把臺北盆地炸掉。」8964 copyright protection332PENANAF0hXJS79eY 維尼
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我鼓起勇氣,接過那本人皮書。太棒了,我的手竟然沒有第一時間爛掉。8964 copyright protection332PENANAy8wj6CGrLu 維尼
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「好了快去吧,說不定能在晚餐前搞定,如果妳有空的話記得多觀察一會兒周遭,我很想聽聽你對那個世界的感想,說不定我還能替她寫個續集。」8964 copyright protection332PENANApXf5RYHhcG 維尼
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「呃,非常不好意思。請問,我可以在穿越前事先了解一下當地的情況嗎?我不會一穿越就被龍啊怪物啊巨大蚯蚓啊之類的玩意兒當場吃掉吧?還有當事人到底是哪位?」8964 copyright protection332PENANA2u4gagWjUI 維尼
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火球術呆然地看著我。8964 copyright protection332PENANAywTkkbmcKE 維尼
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