《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiW1XNzNklE

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMWGx5d42J
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「答對囉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQSZlqmU0o
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAKJekoBxi8
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0Baea4oIu
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「咦咦咦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWapwKZgY1
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIzIH6ywQm
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcekryBdg5Y
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「要開始囉！一號！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaBnWXuoj6
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是三岐。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZJNBLuUvmS
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNlBQYpTrZ
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtYzuZ3JYH
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAKNm8SRrI
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後面追著兩個人。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9tlfY0ZmF
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuwWniUj5U
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LzbewSASj
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3GJVzPKTm
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我加快腳步。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9UBgyJxIj
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSL3zwtaaXu
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9o3whoduY
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2qwKtv6no
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wBPbYXw9E
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJuZ0rRt6je
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6PxKm0oMH
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUXmDO3OuO
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqV2OOJ2BE
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三岐走下台。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPQHhKAjI0n
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTjLGyV0Zb
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZno9yY7qK
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQUlZTWZCx
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVtORsGOhJd
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujrCDi2Osi
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKBrQKbbs6c
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETFbdvGkE6
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4maSnS2EGU
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「五十。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2FxOx5hrO
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGiL6TlUj4
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhaeEtcSNV7
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOXWnATy2G
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLFxHYPajKl
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO06vmIjt9R
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「因為這是背景設定。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QTBS0d2Z6
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsOqFodrI8
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qMIDTlZMt
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「再縮短一點。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPlRqMjQt9g
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhzUJJ8lcXX
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「再短一點。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFQteokJVGl
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uFL7m5nAW
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPGy5JsP8B
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3hrLoUxWB
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「世債哈樓。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTEI8nMMKe
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi6uvBTKSy6
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2HSxy2wmQ
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYrgFugJ7A
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「請把酒放回桌上。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9n2Gn8RFHf
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYewYi6kNo6
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEmSQUAKmY
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jUlwV9vJt
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXympu2XIHf
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7uW7jcPpt
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MOLS9D0LQ
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcyVCOqD2O
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG396rkSv7t
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwnMvcdSWF
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbn0Atd2hJJ
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnX3LT6dHU
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「貓公爵是什麼？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdkukACGMW
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGa82fFzW6Z
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRSkMhXvcBs
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqdO2DfHAV
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAjM3XMijSo
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrg9CU5NCyB
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRw84Ww9Fy
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「三等於八。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ca6Cqscwi
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwu5lYoJpP
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MCNowi0X2
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF85SG2RlS
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeZUokm469
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt2IrFqK5V
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRVTBUvZ7q
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你們這群小王八蛋。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqipGV0SWJj
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNODiDthbv3
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUOFuJlr0a
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLNKdgQ7lh
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdst6icwXRL
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hV7l4yYHS
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEn7KTV7yX
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPb70WOu9MS
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT3aiHvmAWQ
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8qLObiNZb
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0zID1TdS1
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdJwb5nWnp
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOLBFK50WUx
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJJWQtmc4L
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8ycfBmcBj
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「我還沒說完欸！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6KleqSWWU
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcsRBjf0hN
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nNY4VihQe
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYq2WfcRzK
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「上台吧，快下課了。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zG0EZlCFX
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuRer1VDh8
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO36b90ngGy
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIBk1WgjLm
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqaTDaKF1bz
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYeIju5nRo
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡryJzHZmlxU
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgXtzFlkPB
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fyVTK2cN5
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOd7DKHM0m
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrxdhUqTUnr
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPkgvuNn3p
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrZMd99YPk
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BeFudqVlR
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「廢話！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn46y1C0hS
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPdbZaWlWcn
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDOTGoybuF
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAgWJLVFAF
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPxICqyuRu
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQi3k0Kez1w
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguR0PNIX8g
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「三等於八等於五十。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNqcuLM1xe
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0Irzsq8QB
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuizc9iWSu
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTj5L356X76
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM13Dqvg74c
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fUHCT6Cl7
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALZ19IXDGX
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpkInB8uXE
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BOMoq1mwB
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1qNg4uIrJ
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YmeuPtT4m
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Tko40az94
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9j0quL5oX
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlIdeMKBVM
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS0hNAk5ZUz
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45AURDsf8M
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAv2C5LlZVU
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvouYQJThs9
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfzTK4qJVL
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnO3LqiYh7
這時，小女孩───」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsUFwDd1lo
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxARIwPT4Z
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZQy6Kncud
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡle0gLz1A5J
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWZ1hXKYNw
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSNEGtpsId
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「完美結尾！？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgcmbszGXPX
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2N8oKEVmZN

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbciYfX29C
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyiXNuy6kL
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當日結果：334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfSexuCDBQ
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難得沒有事件發生。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjhUwLQFHI
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柳困依然單身。

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