《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugdOoIis5J

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYKfZbkfw2
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「答對囉！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6G6toKkwt
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmRoRY9Xzn
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNHKkLazgN
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「咦咦咦！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSCVZYWsEFE
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4mA7ExSqm
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU96ezspoIk
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「要開始囉！一號！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaN9Xf5zdW3
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是三岐。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6liL9Z9bl
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoukRlIoKag
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm0KQMwleHZ
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mewtmP96j
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後面追著兩個人。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPJzsXblD2
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBAovlDfp9
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Qb15sRZaJ
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEHmnH3VRp
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我加快腳步。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNznVKV6ulM
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjRBNFtfRQ
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6LsupZPqN
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJCtZYqjNn
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPniQtmdSBi
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVV8rxh5Vg
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3Ufyxnz6R
我開始默默祈禱。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZXi05K6T1
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1xX5FFAqM
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQg9Du4LzsC
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三岐走下台。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOnpCTVAXw
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqapr4g3K6
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3OrvzqxYo
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡML8KYyIwaF
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReXv1VJxZU
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBsyDtX3Ot
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7d6Yu3aDfg
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD60JDE08M
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxUc3JnqHBX
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「五十。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERXB6y4Hs2
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL2YXdQDdX
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWCHyt6DaI
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmm7tIyAia
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3dsoc9z7b
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8G3i0mcO7
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「因為這是背景設定。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpj7CKAei8
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡexFjRNxEn6
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tfsaNFBkn
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「再縮短一點。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfjjiUtgwN
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgRd7wVpt5
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「再短一點。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpuAuFsDyw
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsdjOPyTqy
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDapYcTEqO1
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeyTQ9m3nZJ
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「世債哈樓。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfjdoMsFybY
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvaaFQ7nAa
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPiPxTyCrB
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKQX59EBRz
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「請把酒放回桌上。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWKqPtzAsKG
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2nTmrVAfP
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGlfhxJA5l
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwi8u1fSek
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZge1BkeXa
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGZQWmgabQ
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjXyhMHmX21
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMkMx4eG6fN
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrWjT0dWGS
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4wvcCd0EE
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7I7qwAovwD
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY63Tl14loY
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「貓公爵是什麼？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpFu7SmLmZ
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJusucMwV85
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIgjubJDvz
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDncSyzxIRu
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRisu5KtZP
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M8LxHzBKi
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAvSNSgQ6V
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「三等於八。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFGms3u24E
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpVIBWji9C
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeV8HP20v5
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsEgXLRNqi
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI1b8o55do
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVZ49QSaVY
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWUjOso84n
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你們這群小王八蛋。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmSpUjk0gq
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaS4hpZfjUh
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgamHlQUb6
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmHZkoVIq8c
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtrQtVNFeL
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwW9Yu0J5a
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1lXUL7d6O
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG65kYvJiM
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85sjdty03F
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXxcaaFOAZn
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjeoOYqiE5
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQax3wwfVB
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJtYv4TsWjM
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0ejDGMAOX
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoDNh5jX4xp
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4vqJ4mqhjE
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「我還沒說完欸！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFjzibQELN
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolVF0fr1EH
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjdx9bNgIBP
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtEv0DbvK2
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngZWRy3jpf
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「上台吧，快下課了。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sL4snl0Ef
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi00gxviy4U
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgwgzgkgR5
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1C1Rv9jpM
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgV9zjZe2n
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpaT5jJ3nv
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcP6poa18K
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwl9sPhnI4a
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdn5DV0fkJL
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtztUXBnVu
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPMQzSNDI2
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkYCAR0TVm
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokUJtCv7Ng
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbls1j7qePX
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「廢話！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJC5NHH3nA
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxcwmZdzke
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4OEj6HPRjv
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVKJ7nEsb0
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJgn2HukCA
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmQR4eMHPP
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIHJXhBRrUw
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「三等於八等於五十。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcfKUDGL5r
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpqfhAn5jsl
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyjyc47C0j
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWcGXYC5Ov
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMo1kuFVfh
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4REI9uwJz
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg9jOzq7qr
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12lDQE6bcN
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcBWlwXX2c
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkrelVRfHC
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOPS1jAW8oE
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyodSdVP3eV
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA43x4pjRFB
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3crR0SzgT
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOLz7ItNkv
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYBEqK7Mr1
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IqfqPrAa7
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx6ik3hUUJn
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv2jGrNezLu
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIphFMGwlT
這時，小女孩───」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXQRhd4JWj
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KpxmfzMr5
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuGrkxKkcV
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcTHAokiKO
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuK5NvaLK2
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTsR6xOVXu
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「完美結尾！？」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2MQQpPhDIH
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEFpyAaO1V

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9WHdcSIdzO
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAgIovqrnI
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當日結果：262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyC3kRE5uV
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難得沒有事件發生。262Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSUdsRmMw0O
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柳困依然單身。

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