《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyYpRkZxi7

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIK63eEh4r
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「答對囉！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yr43paiv5
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9oAPXtuTk
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs92QtoAA0I
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「咦咦咦！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuU2Ufsw9oV
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDp2E2Vv5b
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGZxUxpoHU
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「要開始囉！一號！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRrTBxDWec
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是三岐。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ed0U2ifF5
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVdtMXJ5OF
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhL7wrv3YUn
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nAJAAbCjZ
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後面追著兩個人。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd58K3iwsv
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtAyidF5ahm
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxfbuSS7dl
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4Z8g527jA
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我加快腳步。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicfTDGg1qW
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfTy53lJbEV
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKIsgcJBnM
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20X2GmtRej
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXm6qBVcNum
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkB1VF6lLg1
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQMQvwc9Bv
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrjnckS93R
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXz8BBaPHe
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三岐走下台。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJhfyKMw1z
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylaNgaP3rC
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e1THhSf0M
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI6pkABZIu
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhyFb9iB0q
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBfrdJTi1k
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX5o6m2Cne
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaBZL4Gdnc
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpxxCgYPx2
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「五十。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWo6KndeuP9
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFOAfw8wZ4
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWPWIORwt4
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKJSWX4chT
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DErbKcWWa
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gftZQzC4y
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「因為這是背景設定。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwkRrAngMo
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUMRHOCwL9e
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5dY3Y44jb
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「再縮短一點。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9JJGnfpeSJ
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp6ivKs4Na
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「再短一點。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgBYw5M3sL
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9twPsWkU3
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5ozh84vH8
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DabvgELHk
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「世債哈樓。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvPUYKQiNFS
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFrKYDIsnH
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCxZFW7BQx
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL7ao8gjeww
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「請把酒放回桌上。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcabDQO3SVM
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3uGTq8MxWs
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFNM7rElxH
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbDFWzbXs2
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEEPm3Ta51
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEm3ReNKyA
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnQ0ZYbK5n
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOHdAWqvhy
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKwUciTElm
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhucCUuoiw
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZQ0wrSM56k
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbKqWfbV1x
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「貓公爵是什麼？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsk5kCtkB1
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmatymIvgP
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdPApKj1y4
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCL14lU4um
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfnLQwDRcE
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfyndu5Ma2d
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZnYA1rDRB
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「三等於八。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPXGvZReDm
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUgQVfZvAP
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcORuscSPRA
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd1UJObOgq
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjmMZJesirW
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqYLAPQCLR
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRBC7XGnPI
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你們這群小王八蛋。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjokq7tsXEP
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfPqC5c5GV
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKYVU0TgI0L
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXb7ccIthcd
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jX00oMYCH
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡojwNeN2qOA
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6Sp8EQTFi
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAbgxKMGQn
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPfaPAlFF1
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHK3bUel7mc
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFEkypg0LCz
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAd5eBF4Uo
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPjCug7Xoc
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBj35UuP0Y
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89AJ6aG98L
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR1ZGWUPdl
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「我還沒說完欸！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfxIOquIaNk
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH24Is38bov
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKke0PG0q4
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLixXzRm2VW
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlTAFCbqtJ0
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「上台吧，快下課了。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWUg3ZZs25
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaHsxYXYFg
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhpL0ECiba
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUQOVe4WeF
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIkf62w2uD
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzvYaAOtQf
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JCtKASczm
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSojRewpHv
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrRxuURJrJ
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3YGg5vOWt
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCmf5juJh6
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14JMm1nbnH
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaHb3EYVx4
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0Nmq1LNxK
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「廢話！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPruaTphJZ
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJf2qQoWYr
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEjcyTUlxK
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcpE2UrZLj
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGxjwjrg0c
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ321B1oU4lN
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGQFDCFBaR
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「三等於八等於五十。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04K0mN6Amh
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ipgibplqY
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaHPPJKKir
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnNZ0Ds231
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwD0phAulK
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUwbu7uF1a
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEBUOFHTQM
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmqfw27YKg
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3ltHpZHQU
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8mYoXc9aH
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRDeKdMez5
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyrTFj63nr
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDoU2vE0j8I
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUH68wLLbEm
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2xQXnRzZj
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BIToRusui
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExipw1XBAR
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt427cNQJ3J
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD33ekGNZZn
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEinidte36
這時，小女孩───」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDf6RvxFV2a
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Z8wO8t6rb
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwURKrntDsS
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFrHatah0U
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIML61SL7k
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5VJt4CvjP
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「完美結尾！？」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVa1y5pFzS
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3T0YySv3r

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpCPBF5OzT
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14q7P8v4y0
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當日結果：261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYAy2tnUlO6
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難得沒有事件發生。261Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCULC71U3k
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柳困依然單身。

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