《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeHK4F0ldo

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFv3SO0cxc
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「答對囉！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8S3grWBuM
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkLdgBy057
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk3v4YvBsq
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「咦咦咦！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtqvoFTitE
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMqTg6bdzE
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tkwGKMFWS
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「要開始囉！一號！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2ki7coYl8
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是三岐。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPVvf5RSox8
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsdxu7uyig
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWoDiVxMDJ
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIW90i7aFGs
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後面追著兩個人。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBot3t3k8dm
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LcAtpkPSp
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlf8c9QEYX
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcPoJr3Lvg
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我加快腳步。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJLjETaMWzq
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUcg35ILOc
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCJbXgw72i
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRV8jTUfiJ
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbsbCGdYEY
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2AAS8HaN2
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVvY4KGjwR
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMSNHb9lv0
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYCvoBY6kP
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三岐走下台。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbSrO6k878
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYalNiJQcqR
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTk8Aal5L2
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJYOUkZ7no
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dT5Wlg7s4
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2g1bFTlox
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi2MaAH3jVn
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX76mRvhspU
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxBbJdcMPF
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「五十。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuFiYkY8IT
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLItxntGq8D
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFdIvKsOQl
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoRtpLcM6x
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNYndbqSTw
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeO18l1bg5F
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「因為這是背景設定。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZKci7yCSz
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsfkLshTBH
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXAgYzzAgyY
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「再縮短一點。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBQMUGP9xx
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX0ia6vAzs
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「再短一點。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXVA5RTkUN
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2vNK2ubuR
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6RUvtyGC3
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtPDCN6fTt
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「世債哈樓。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgFBah0Ll5H
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWpu0dQGcj
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsiubjUR4K
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Fidxsq30j
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「請把酒放回桌上。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9WhWok7xi
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjU4hHI3E3
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrftExMVjpR
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNLnrfM3Ci
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuecITh9ZYR
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlsNl0YsoeX
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0cVXYZHQm
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUs6uCfPn4
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d0GibhhrT
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOFmYDF6mQ
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhg0lGo7rhH
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGurD3I9WRO
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「貓公爵是什麼？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJoEbW7tBG
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKryIBUdioY
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8sEf4I6y6
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2uTlmqzDA
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SwFjlaBn4
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswXmSUnct9
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhWFc0Y8cU
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「三等於八。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJDMMgSjDU
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAxBkbyhrEr
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTuh9ZEugQ
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTMlyJnwgo
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVV7eXsFrPo
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqedkht7r6
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT8wGNWKHf
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你們這群小王八蛋。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNWEtDm7lH
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FpoA7GjwZ
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxRlbeV6dzW
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzQIFuHuQIP
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSM2kvB8aE
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAmORbuuRb
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPvzZAeyAwZ
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wjg0qgBu8
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjRJCbjILn
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tEngzfa8z
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCPRP3cAr9E
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTaTlZYQWIZ
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWuDBCUUTd
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG52uBzTLuh
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcFRucL97o
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiogcbyZ7n
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwbCmLJedr
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv4dsL6kIb
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡftzo26Tq8t
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsu0KfJyEz8
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7NYPJ2J5b
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxduQHWO4R
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHmAYWMsLm
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTB9kBuQ21t
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFol3S56PvE
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFilQfqnvCV
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「廢話！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEue5BNCCvX
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGe2EWDjPz
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDlv0Td4nG
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSYG0LlvsGy
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBQ1ndfhhW
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgeoKpVQAyl
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9w3hXafE8
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「三等於八等於五十。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzSgjtXyvc
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUZjnuUsVo
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRo3TCOLrCc
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9T43YJGDll
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDtWcJmg5wZ
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHQsf7B5uk
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOJsEzEt0FA
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXXzTQ74XS
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStd2IYtDYz
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktnp9fvpEc
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBC7QpJZRQ
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmnlCbEijQ
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwM5nByigr
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPtilWA5RC
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqbGioVmau
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hpimasIvI
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BGmS7sxTG
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx33Zzhi68l
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WVqJGWlgr
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1qFdcNkYZ
這時，小女孩───」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HjwPNvxh4
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw20pHhqt2W
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQkx6t1UIYE
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA43CsGGCZZ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWdmk7gZXl
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAZN8qWUtB
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「完美結尾！？」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1PSHygbhY
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYaEYxbVDX

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu9hu7psR4z
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXW0CL73Si
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當日結果：319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRsVAqs85E
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難得沒有事件發生。319Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjLcw6j8CP
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柳困依然單身。

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