《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFxueSFoiyM

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zq76rG033
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「答對囉！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qUyPLlOAS
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1mUTTwgGgr
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeS5OjinxX
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「咦咦咦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tsswgqWrZ
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEwHtEv7ff0
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6stPaF0o83
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「要開始囉！一號！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPI4XelK0wl
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是三岐。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBf9bcrMOI
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡloMMImmEpt
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5njEMDpCJm
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZKZNhOvK9
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後面追著兩個人。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsroFOHgmd
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJRLWUHylG
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqnQ6mcHBp
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXvTURkIHK
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我加快腳步。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfsDOrEKyKE
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03a4w0rglM
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJjnzmKX5T
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQwd41Aa9u
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDcYhrSjyc6
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCmj3ZDcE9
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u1BKnUSLT
我開始默默祈禱。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcq5vJpJOxC
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZn2GcvoNLv
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXW9lMfHVv
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三岐走下台。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUXjJQCdHI
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡugDQtTv99E
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hTKGIKkqD
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnBYf697DP
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ClDXFtzNv
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIpgEz49rJ
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbj9U5uuut
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGq0taZYeap
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsaFxEEloy
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「五十。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpUWKlCNDko
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6S7YI6sWFj
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEKmyBkkYb
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Noh1STTpR
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡooGKqelZa1
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppHAzwsVf4
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「因為這是背景設定。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡViC3me2piU
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi8PrlVIvS
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9MFNzf1GQc
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「再縮短一點。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9I8a3rHmn
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzInYCdB0hn
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「再短一點。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijL2Z1g5RE
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteHsBEgtmM
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyinX5wOzS
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9I0yGfMqN
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「世債哈樓。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FRfYhoyFW
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7J5E3eFngQ
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH3hG96ILo
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyD2U0629H
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「請把酒放回桌上。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLZT3cLFx9
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeYoqzKPrD
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj6rgBYvBp
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjd4hYAzma0
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ieJeR3dFV
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRYzZtspOD
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjqO7y8oxb
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypxDnpUdWF
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrRixDVyEQ
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbnZ80EMofJ
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsKRTWn0yht
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05iiyR2ggP
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「貓公爵是什麼？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKgGfE0BE0
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumAZiKn1TU
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhzUl57GxV
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaAiqyhm1D8
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIHUMRRTl4
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTo0Ulj8xT
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCriKFoDzeE
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「三等於八。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVkEdV4ddyV
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvf1wC6ziH
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BUBf66OZd
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWraxuReYVg
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgA4z0j6P6
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT8B99wyZWK
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgN1Z1Sci9
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你們這群小王八蛋。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbgvbAWVZjZ
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmm0Pp0MCkG
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJvHwaK5yV
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfjNKXPvAu
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYVHiW3pTR
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHnD4ggDDrd
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nlc2JRDdS
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEFKsDBXT8
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VBycBk71k
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rruRBseEM
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEyVvVbr55
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOTz7dud8S
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpm1ybOHxIZ
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtJkJXUEc70
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xUhbWDc2B
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7uVg0BbSEc
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRCWFP2jbK
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「我還沒說完欸！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHcu9FrXy7
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6itH4YoZK
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBnQkTW6hb
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13gLQHx79n
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMjvjVXChh
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「上台吧，快下課了。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4wMnVPC6i
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucjohHoQta
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXZBHvJHh39
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUBwUWhQgo
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrYWgXgQsX
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKH1jAR1ujD
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuUcDL9J6J
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡipZCaW44C5
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHPkZV8lFLk
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbUjdcXEgP
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjk3cM1GPT
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWm7rYuuap7
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0QKgCjCIa
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFDutQfn7n
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「廢話！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvAEsRH3UG
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv4LkfVpoA
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDFfFUMHWI
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhg18WC20T
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8buCQ7kRXZ
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOAIlQU8zt
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ww6gyHMAv
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「三等於八等於五十。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcvoWJ7Jbh
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡicthVO3F5n
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZLbBl3CrG
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHrkFEsMBA
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYw8d0p2hB1
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4CdkiAmeu
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbDw9vAu48H
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwjLYjkUSd
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrYwp42W9l
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4AcTQQStAP
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2pwHaUIY0
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRAFLF95SU
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJI8RG3FVgd
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr760TkcXl3
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6y1Gl4Z7q
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdx9AVxIdzq
287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOiIUmZXgt

「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDG4snD6u1
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk8sfuQZ6s
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfG4kbdr1dU
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8dvNihQ66
這時，小女孩───」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2FFCZ57PB
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAx8zBaXZVb
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZSiItMAS2
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xunEhiNdQ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLedcxC3GsW
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMWOfImmva
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「完美結尾！？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkc563eAVM
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKaUkoNLPFc

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuYDn0KOb5
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNl7Pah4XdB
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當日結果：287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QPXnEMagV
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難得沒有事件發生。287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiysI8tjfP
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柳困依然單身。

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