《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLe2vEIlJe3

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaLs931oWn
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「答對囉！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBxpatw7Pb5
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyY0qWNlhQ
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwF1dMGDeq
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「咦咦咦！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FpaGWst7k
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb9AL6A29SW
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapSAHwFMJg
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「要開始囉！一號！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5BUdhO0J7
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是三岐。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeNfRKPX3p
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuNvfxMmhV
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu6J32jF5k4
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqHIFmbhF1
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後面追著兩個人。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96a1p4rT4T
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1PmODjsO3
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrPegtPWTE
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizGk1c9i2b
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我加快腳步。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQmHfeAW2c
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCsiFhcQq3l
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhPbHjn1ZM
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHjCXnnJPn
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZGzCI0QAL
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBk2x8QaJk
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9zpCK91y8
我開始默默祈禱。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7BuIoSIQr
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXnVOdZXi5d
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkN9n90wnwe
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三岐走下台。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatEfdNZFo6
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgMVrXRqfb
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1A7QXHKJKr
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRZJLwWUrS
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡysq7Llx0KP
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJH783Il6pp
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGorXShIXpd
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTA9yOVsibY
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tGtLVSuHc
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「五十。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMUbULxRl1
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLIteu1r4OU
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZp1YgfmYg
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrMm1QvFzl
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHm0YvJchaG
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BzJcEHZIV
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「因為這是背景設定。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72SckiFiRU
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFaIs1AhBg
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1wOXdxKL6
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「再縮短一點。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAD2LTJ4nsT
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQe7oZjO1i
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「再短一點。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjfuYUY7HS
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IZDSP6ji2
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdlHObeaZb
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyVPlKNirP
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「世債哈樓。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5nCLwTQHlr
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKM6VOfkyaZ
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5MMO5VOoo
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbruGFvyQwL
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「請把酒放回桌上。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJwUbgNctE
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkxJy7oGbCv
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtct0G2MaL
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6yhtKhMr9
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGr8pLzF8Da
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT2LKhh16cd
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdOUJNanxUA
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ068JjOYZm1
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TpjYC8Ln8
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZopILdWgO
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCd8UJ2PjZ
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡud77FHXiQa
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「貓公爵是什麼？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhtQMJv51Q
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8vGS5FEe3
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5yntAj8J3
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjDTxCwoYH
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9dv6pw35u
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDdwfooYiv
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDPc2qnFsE
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「三等於八。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7St2Igmfk
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbw6XVxb7sG
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcroPivG51y
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMumsOp0cu
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFENRUJ31XB
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKGQaTbaZiP
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgH5tdiit5M
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你們這群小王八蛋。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8CB2ZiNNF
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqXQRqWxNu
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzBgqHyaApq
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWyufvTbDy
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4avnVY0w39
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5Omra9sOP
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCJFq4hkLt
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKToiA4kRu
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JbIOZ5EV4
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMmjhwgxnA
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdphF2isbyy
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hwNOXDYnH
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn2zd30B9TJ
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcZu2BtdqY
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h64XqUaBw
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuZUCrJqqT
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6W2v4zQyLz
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「我還沒說完欸！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZh6bv5uDCb
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItVkgdZjYr
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfuVF8ruki
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGiW6WxxjAt
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjUrJnMm2rs
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「上台吧，快下課了。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDwrlQC9BS
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpH6sSd5Jv
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrmdQj7bKK
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmEkf8ilzy
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGD9wul3Q3P
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNXO2KU4iJ
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeZN5XE41e
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdRouldEt1
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNzgJJEynF
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C4CDYzVpC
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtykcAxp4R2
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPRgqzrp9O
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvVRxKnuGL
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVevIWc2DX6
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「廢話！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31JQJul8q3
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrXyWXQhnj
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3h2fQwn5mm
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3BvKcVW3A
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd0knyb2QN
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxKIm2jWiJ
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8l8UCzMyi
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「三等於八等於五十。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdlfdnx56D
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzv2gIk7RM
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkJC4OWCMy
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQSfWbg4et
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7ZHjjJB7y
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fUzdBbeJ8
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttOw35sj7L
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoIznLEwW7X
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeYRFcfWNm
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTTGpt1S2V
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1J1syBlZE
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDOXhkQvb3
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxU2nSrwgP
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPxjBBwT05
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EMeUPgJsQ
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1vH6gtecU
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjy0IEpq2F8
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXQXCytsihL
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6YMnXxmaR
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFaljKDzNY
這時，小女孩───」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0sm0eGyvv
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmcxXpstUKY
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkYVPr3qUB
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZakjccRqyb
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExBvf25ybt
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb5dZHNGFxH
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「完美結尾！？」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ747BxL848p
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMA9twxAMH

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRSRG9Neb1
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCWQBY6kvB
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當日結果：269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FBUWa2vwy
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難得沒有事件發生。269Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgC7qT6lQ1V
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柳困依然單身。

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