《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZpn4QvTzY

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7vaMUNrUwU
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「答對囉！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdpS9G1tDJs
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtom1LFzS9
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI21KGZNach
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「咦咦咦！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL30K3PxG1e
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDY6ouyvsws
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKbpUUuBOR
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「要開始囉！一號！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW0u9YyiRG
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是三岐。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD4oU66tPDZ
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDrkkPjwHb
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeRmREqrvD
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMp9EBu32S9
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後面追著兩個人。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QNsbo5zwd
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0ULVV2mI5
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOzKZoYg5f
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmMHoHL0rB
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我加快腳步。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreHaiWVo1m
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvEx8fyMNo
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ByzhAurd5
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDD1ffXo7n9
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yzN2MA4WX
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oLf0SxSL4
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcPiLTlxNov
我開始默默祈禱。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EZAjQGX8o
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqBwYRONjo
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX35i0NoBU
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三岐走下台。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOhSXlTixV
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1IbFdjp52
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRdzaJYA5O
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ua8mzTnQK
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4UCzrVngtk
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtBJDVlH81
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA6eyOmsgV
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA4c2kNJf8k
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvPDOuqvKw
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「五十。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp14zogX8ZR
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16YtINIXj8
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljZQ53oDXL
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgLXj1eP9P
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIBLlA0ox9
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZdnmLND9G
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「因為這是背景設定。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡts92hUycQp
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmOjNuBHKH
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLTSXDuM6YX
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「再縮短一點。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgy55qsXwk
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡji6JlGYs8W
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「再短一點。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYVkLrsfDx
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJSmmMkrCX
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKJpljZYVmW
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlqkCM45qe
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「世債哈樓。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSgqZih51Xq
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV57aDmPdET
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwAHP70nNmI
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUWTMvdrZK
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「請把酒放回桌上。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eu6v08I68
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoQFYfWGDwR
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWqx9N55Lx
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUPzSJ4bNA
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UcqcqZLjx
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZVh0azkKq
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqggUXIOW0
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItOuTiKe2h
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapRMUxZVcj
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2f3gIpIOG
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpv5xbx3z4N
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuPNlcH6cXb
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「貓公爵是什麼？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡweCvVoqKZX
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjezp6qg8p
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLAjQrA1sD
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzE8EpxfjA
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSxz24dPaS
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujyFmiNNuN
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyLNjLfbbkY
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「三等於八。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPwkwPrBGGw
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPi4HEkXJgD
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5dNIHPOxVx
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mWrbgvcJ1
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIR6hIKoty
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4OEYsMJ7T
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjQygIV0rc
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你們這群小王八蛋。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRhiNgZ9mV
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4kNdvP7PuE
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUgjOLDhgYR
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBF2NPmt7v
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYiCQb7kBI
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6mIqI0xflu
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKDuSVr7xz9
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi4LKw2rAM
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡshehhQOvSM
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcNdjtJAmKA
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0navA9x0J
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifjFpJhXV0
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp67Br9Gv08
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBa52sMLYrl
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNuaxhEL9j
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyae1c3JDv7
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZ0FOvdjTo
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「我還沒說完欸！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqFvg5Csjkm
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZbqkMAjiE
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKNEiLg1xy
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeLWxGg3bAC
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnpmjxT9b1
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「上台吧，快下課了。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6JQJ0ijOl
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk3HUxpZzx
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh3iXVW2kB
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiNNzPGqX0
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjS86i265T
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuIfUbKg54r
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBIXfcSl9B
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfCyzLoSQh
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBN42WgpYv
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNgSi6F3feJ
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98JSTCph5P
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj1j3Bksrw
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqo8tObs1t
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjxEx4ohOp
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「廢話！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3okmH050GY
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qD52Ey0zH
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzyzz0YFvc
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVr8eYrv7Qy
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0dsabprX7
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfpSupXaT2
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzy7rn1Mht
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「三等於八等於五十。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0fFJmaJvPL
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5H2Eqv8qp
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSecidhCgt
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByNRiP1zi3
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimwUI7QKye
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopRcMuWuBu
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZYqTE2h03
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS2hNuTAp6p
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8GrzsB1r8
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdLxUqxIoY
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH7sw6tN9LD
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dtiRcU1aH
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2om7sUOXfq
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZpijmBrUm
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SVt0V3TAt
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwohGBeWAfW
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwpAhTXqpz
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6UFbghM5A
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ1zkwMUqxe
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhB2jSsBAX
這時，小女孩───」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6RbnkiQUWE
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnXVTgDRtb2
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBE5kGKFNHb
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZNpZUq2qR
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrHlpfirrFb
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNGYQf7Vxo
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「完美結尾！？」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3aiFN8xRw
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7AmXdDXn6v

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhZh8s8bSI
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopVaXXrXYt
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當日結果：307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IRKF4flIb
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難得沒有事件發生。307Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUb92EFlJIB
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柳困依然單身。

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