《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfHqvpUttI

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVmHEOQfzz
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「答對囉！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3qzNMzyR6
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61I3xcjBqo
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6sJQfoHYu
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「咦咦咦！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngBLyH9tGJ
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwPSQHD72L
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdDVWLWQBC
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「要開始囉！一號！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSE9kvTg8k
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是三岐。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmJ78WwqCJ
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhc509dFC8T
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkTeMPilnp
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tkgm0DnhF
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後面追著兩個人。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguqaEfUfG4
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGz4Ltf26J
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEBKaIw1G91
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCyg0Y3Ilh
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我加快腳步。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLsZ4zKjOh
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQthAxk47v
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbMzgqoKso
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QZzQXf6Kv
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHiTED5CzIF
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8chSpMBZUi
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPZLb4yfqXV
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJmcad8Wjs
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPAvh9nR9u
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三岐走下台。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOdoAEbhQD
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8T8EHbSBt
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD5dm6qZGx
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02YIb1kR7Q
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1oIb55SRK
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P7tbBKdBY
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSj6hCj5gvW
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhllgu7EC6g
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AQVeSOtrT
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「五十。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPPc7cJ00X
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9wnzutl0s
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ37sbQuGlNU
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBo8oom6gbc
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIi27z2pxCm
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcH5Ma5jz4T
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「因為這是背景設定。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzWGANcS1FW
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtidIspvEbb
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4ClJZf1ZV
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「再縮短一點。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ao5H5Mwpw
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgytyENLoIp
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「再短一點。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt14JRgrD5
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4n9dO6pBs
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNxZCIHFZJ
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO9NQRoCkiX
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「世債哈樓。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Iz1etXdno
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfCtXW2Fci
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTdhsRBJ9D
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9EHM6yjT6
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「請把酒放回桌上。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfDjLOBAV37
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbnOMaInn8
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFkRXO8RsRy
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeiEQaXfVU
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7t5tb3IUL
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1pLnEyJ2G
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx1k57kU9F
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVDKXiDrvx
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUlugcFcmi
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8pECOzDH1
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCsUhwAIx3
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡakpvAdUqcQ
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「貓公爵是什麼？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPaDjFLUwY
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVoPKg3RJM3
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaHWhG0fkwW
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfmvk8UBVP
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8PoDdoDM9
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXzHH5YO98
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOd90IopTd
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「三等於八。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkBPY4tSe5W
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbnHB3gDIj
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQZTvlF686
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKwzDncDMt
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCxAs0Brv2
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKeTWsetjMh
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0MY19oU0H
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你們這群小王八蛋。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4hnmKojkG
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayk23Lxzw4
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3HZak93TXZ
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4mD1pxmPC
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSs153iTST
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5b0aWckiB1
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx5ZmANXTKK
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7cBuLk3RXy
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67uoetpPEA
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsxzqHtCaz
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGvaokyp2d
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「閉、閉嘴！讓我說完！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0dfQ3Xjno
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXDzVJqy08
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaMgWqjBWR
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkhIapMJtS
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaDGfbBjdcj
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGNJ7ggqd7
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「我還沒說完欸！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxS7WH3acC
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkODAdsKn2
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVd0B3drELy
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡommKqw20I4
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXW8csnt5H
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「上台吧，快下課了。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQTLamqDVP
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92PZnfeycS
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK17BI7h3Jt
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLS3xjTIVmA
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFK69mMhrn
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIdB3z9cL6
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuiuYxcYGr
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8yQYSj6Kq
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbCLIdaYID
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9Coe1SWZ4
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Lj17ruoFc
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3LQUqJ0a0
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7CG75rlvoo
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8llM0AQDt
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「廢話！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGUBCVWga5
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnEkpak1DIB
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bxKBPNEhn
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok2VVzncdl
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsHa0vjZuP
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxePPBrmbn
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0UXzCNsBK
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「三等於八等於五十。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04cIMODngj
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Rs93DIvKj
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhi89bcne9
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYuW4t5Wuf
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq8NStc5U01
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiaaJSKK4Ny
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgOsouJE9s
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeltxSVrAJa
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD3ZlswTVD
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIBPTcMRHf
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdODG05lPl
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQacUtARBui
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHJ7G2cOrz
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJ1GXTxjcz
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡazLg5FBE6n
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXTqsr7W6P
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbB84bLivv7
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2DmlvPHcM
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgACHU7Mdr
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3l1KHtXIA
這時，小女孩───」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISWVQ89WuS
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO9TOfFsWH
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoBHbHBKnG
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDuJhqZnSfZ
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8uPEwe8HR
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrcNVcKvwe
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「完美結尾！？」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtP0WSclwk
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9JVnhnPcp

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqstmWXptrn
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaufGNifHt
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當日結果：464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmv6LGab9D
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難得沒有事件發生。464Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsP9eznGdxe
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柳困依然單身。

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