《請跟我交往！拜託啦！》 - 第三章國文課！

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「好囉，小鬼頭們，」在鐘響後，國文老師抱著一疊文件走進教室，「你們知道我們今天要做什麼嗎？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufwmkWzUe3

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「今天好像是……要發上次國文課寫的作文嗎？」我問。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkYRZ4VlHY
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「答對囉！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLav50Z1wm
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「又是一堂無聊的課。」賴妍發牢騷。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlwVedVMJt
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「我早就猜到妳會這樣說，所以今天打算來點不一樣的上課方式！」國文老師興高采烈的說，「等等我會叫號，點到的同學請上台，然後朗讀你的作品！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJMRBBM6AW
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「咦咦咦！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZs8B3wvhf
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「這樣會被嗆吧！尤其在題目還是『自己創造一個短篇故事』的情況下！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuYiXX6xbs
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同學們的反抗聲不斷。不過老師不理他們。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbvIA8p5lIE
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「要開始囉！一號！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0n9iEX3Vy
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是三岐。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LLil7SIMb
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他接過老師手中的作文紙，大步走上講台！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0chZvZNOz
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三岐深吸一口氣，開口：239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiKjinyP2X
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「我在雨中拔腿狂奔。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCMYxCkGCH
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後面追著兩個人。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVGZAqi1ju
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我很清楚他們為什麼找上我，所以我只管向前衝。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5B1LjH3B9
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四周的行人被我撞到後，發出不滿的抱怨聲。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyYGp9i9LS
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『哈塔！你竟敢帶著欠我們的錢逃跑！你以為組織就會這麼放過你嗎！』追著我的其中一人在後頭放聲大後。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HFSk4SLkq
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我加快腳步。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NTRFcS7Oj
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這時，我聽到了幾聲槍響，後腿同時感覺到一陣劇痛。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tJoccAzYB
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我發出慘叫，猛地跌倒在地上。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs1JaFD3rPT
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附近的群眾尖叫，開始四處逃竄。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekxG1oM5av
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我轉過頭，看見那兩人的身影離我越來越近。

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看來如果不快點找個地方躲起來的話，我就要成為槍下的亡魂了。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76YnxctXhE
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這時，我看見一旁的廢棄大樓。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl8pWsCbSE
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我也沒空確認他們有沒有看見，拖著受傷的腿，逕自藏身在大樓入口處的一個陰暗角落。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5D7ctxCB7
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『跟著血跡走！』其中一人大喊。『奇怪…那棟大樓？』239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xMJoKnRHY
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在我躲藏的角落，我聽到兩人的腳步聲逼近。

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我默默地閉上雙眼。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTdxByQlfx0
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三岐走下台。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ802oaalcc6
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「什麼？結束了喔？」坐在我身後的男同學很錯愕，「感覺你的故事才剛開始欸。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa95dzuJ3h3
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「你就是因為這樣，所以就算連續出場三章作者還是連名字都沒給你。」三岐搖頭嘆氣。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gB3Pq7xqp
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「原來這三章出現的男同學是同一個人啊！！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHd3cL27Cz
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「三岐同學，我在改的時候也很好奇，可以解釋你在這裡結束的理由嗎？」國文老師問道。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5YVgWVIxK
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「我想要留給你們這群凡夫俗子一個思考的空間。我這樣寫的用意，是藉由思考主角到最後是否被發現來呈現這篇短篇的韻味……看來這種開放性結局不是你們這群凡夫俗子可以體會的。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVaJZwZAbu
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「『你們這群凡夫俗子』是不是在同一句話用了兩次？」我問。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRXRfkz7VFV
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「汝是在質疑身為宇宙主宰的我嗎！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUFYrqcols
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「所以一加一到底等於多少？」賴妍問他。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAAvsXuUlC
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「五十。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD3KLaoQRW
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「宇宙主宰的數學弱爆了啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqcfZoEFc8
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「三岐同學，」國文老師叫他，「你能不能告訴我們故事的大意？這樣子像男同學同學一樣的其他同學也能聽懂你的故事。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnoNU7oFLb
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「原來『男同學』是他的名字嗎！！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPigmvuhwHx
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「大意嗎…我想一下喔……」三岐思考了一下，

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「在那個世界，主角加入了組織『克雷德』，因為看不慣他們邪惡的處事風格而決定與愛人逃──」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuO4JkMm5g
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「咦？這一段沒有在文章中出現啊。」國文老師疑惑道。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KMuoGjEXK
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「因為這是背景設定。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKN4v3cPj4
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「背、背景…」國文老師揉揉額頭，「三岐同學，再縮短一點，從正文開始就好。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97lbZI48Mt
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「正文喔……」三岐清清嗓子，再次開口，「在世界上，偷了組織裡頭重要的『信件』和大筆金錢的主角哈塔在街頭被組織派出的殺手『湯姆』和『傑利』追殺，在追逐時，哈塔的腳竟然被湯姆射中了！在情急之下，哈塔逃進了廢棄的大樓中，等待正義組織的救援───」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOE7Lrdgt3
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「再縮短一點。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbxM4aJaED
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「世界上，欠了邪惡組織債的主角哈塔，因為被組織派出的殺手雙人組追殺，在負傷之下不得已只好躲進附近的廢棄大樓之中等待救援。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx3kb6V7f24
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「再短一點。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOYslXNy1N
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「世界上，欠錢的哈塔因為受傷所以逃進了廢棄大樓。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDZG4DK36OZ
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「突然之間變得很好懂啊！連原意都要被扭曲了啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10dAh1iHrg
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「再短一點。」賴妍說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrlTMyHRD9
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「世債哈樓。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68TitcygVn
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「太精簡了！倒不如說是直接開嘴了啊！！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIttud9Xb1
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「下一位……三十七號！」國文老師再次點名，是賴妍。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1u2SdIWg1z
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「唔喔…」賴妍搖搖晃晃的上台，手中還抓著一瓶約翰走路。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBPV0v1y63
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「請把酒放回桌上。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC40zqRwMiX
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「唔唔唔……」賴妍回位子放好瓶子，接過老師手中的作文，上台。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW376XIK3DU
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「我今天上學時，在公園看到一隻貓。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9BkB6eUF0y
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沒想到，牠竟然攔住我，然後對我說：『你好，我是說了算你們的話說回來了我們的後宮城縣市長得像是在哈囉不是說了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了─────』」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHyeDVb22r
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「等等！」國文老師打斷她，「為什麼貓說的話跟手機的自動選字一樣？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31JkzT4tgC
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「可能是作者懶得想劇情吧。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7TJHmVcJSC
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「妳是不是偷喝酒？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpTFBta9Op
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「她哪一天沒有偷喝酒！」我說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhNTYaQZVf
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「那妳那天喝醉了嗎？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnCp6olCbz
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「我沒醉啊，是那隻貓醉了。」賴妍一臉無辜的說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2QfTmq14b
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「可是妳的題目是『喝醉的貓』……不對啊，就算是喝醉的貓也不會說話吧！」老師反駁。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLeOrCture
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「可是那隻是貓公爵欸。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9CzsbKnd7
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「貓公爵是什麼？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQ6v62tmpX
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「老師，您沒看過貓公爵嗎？」賴妍驚訝的問。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EfVAmguun
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「沒看過啊，有什麼特徵嗎？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIqHnDOHUv
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「叫聲是『喵，喵，O哥』。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdFpsf1j4Pf
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「誰會看過這隻種族歧視的貓啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy35ekKQ40A
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「而且牠還寫過『舉杯邀明月，對影成八人』這句經典名句。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAz7JtKMG8
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「不是三人嗎？」國文老師很困惑。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLOuxF74dn
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「三等於八。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JEHUfXQFZ
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「人家都已經被你弄到住院了還好意思說啊！」我吐槽。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNETwJ7DwO
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「我從以前就覺得這一句話很牽強…不過還算過得去，」國文老師說，「但是對影成八人又是怎麼回事？本來只有月亮、人物、影子而已。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ67X5yXO9jH
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「對影成八人就是月亮、人物、影子、影子、影子、影子、影子跟影子。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ04QYYUeoI5
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「你把其他人的影子也一起照出來了啊！是怎樣！靈異現場嗎！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhslAfYwMb
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「好吧，算了，當我沒問。」一陣子後，老師嘆口氣，「下一個，今天幾月幾號？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qvwrN2rkl
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「九月九號！」全班同學異口同聲回答，之後同時轉頭看我。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6MHz6b8xbA
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你們這群小王八蛋。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTAgHMFLvz
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「九號是……」老師看了一下點名簿，「班長柳困同學。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbikjuLtoo3
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「可是老師，我的故事真的有點…」我有點為難。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXx5TDMnw2
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「不用怕，賴妍寫那種東西都敢上來了。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8WWFt085g
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「好吧……」我慢慢步上講台。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLy3M1BiT3
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「人在愉悅的時候會釋放出『虛空分子』，在這些虛空分子達到一定的程度時，會強制開啟一道傳送門，將隨機的人傳送到一個遊戲之中。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwg7FpubKD7
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所以，我，幻天，現在站在一片血紅色的天空下。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNx3E6GJXQq
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此刻，我只想搞清楚，出現在我眼前的是幻覺，還是現實。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNcfySs3N1Y
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這時，有一個稚嫩的聲音叫住我。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGMHei4SGA
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『喂！你是誰！叫什麼名字！』我回頭，看見一個紫色頭髮，穿著和服，手中拿著金色大弓的蘿莉……我是說小女孩─────」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmAOv1nrTdI
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「我看錯你了，班長。」簡澄說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPKWAbMtv9
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「『你是誰？』她的箭指著我的頭，所以我只能戰戰兢兢地回答。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9tP34c5Gg
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『我叫幻天……妳、妳叫什麼名字？』239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8FnnxVNBr
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『……我叫瑞希。』她說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡopWXIvByk6
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話說回來，她看起來真可愛───」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDwpVPSIQQ0
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「好的，停止，我們謝謝班長！」國文老師說。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtgpYpcC9FQ
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「我還沒說完欸！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPSxX9i93op
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「沒關係，你這剛見面就發春的傢伙。我現在連你的標題是什麼都不感興趣。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZo91lIZTsh
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「為什麼要吐我槽！」我現在覺得超級受傷。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHntk5h1WS
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「因為時間不太夠，」老師不理我。她看了看錶，「所以我們再選最後一位！十六號！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡceHvkQosUA
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「是我！」簡澄舉手。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMeJtEULIKR
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「上台吧，快下課了。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwUQrNwZqAF
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簡澄走上台，攤開作文。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10xQev5cOt
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「在一個下大雪的夜晚，一個快要凍死的小女孩，在街上販賣燃燒瓶。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7P4wsMx0C
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「為什麼是燃燒瓶！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWQfEBwpgg
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「『要不要買燃燒瓶啊……要不要買燃燒瓶啊……不買的話燒了你哦…』她賣力的嘶喊，但是經過的行人始終不看她一眼。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUTvmT0Vtc
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「根本沒人敢看吧！一言不合就會被燒死啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSP5sWtOotr
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「漸漸的，時間越來越晚，人潮也越來越少。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADIPI683yl
大街上很快就只剩下小女孩一人。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jdsVIj4Z7
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「全都被嚇跑了啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLaoxyR8TC
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「小女孩起身，在她身後的餐廳中，許多人正在用餐。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzVwOrt11w2
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在她正前方的窗戶裡，一對年輕夫婦正在享用烤雞。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcLY7vbEaC
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又冷又餓的小女孩於是丟了一個燃燒瓶到餐廳裡面。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0uA1olGSF
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「為什麼啊啊啊啊啊啊！！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgtiivMu5Z
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「餐廳裡面的人們，包括那對夫妻，尖叫著離開了現場。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFyXdzqKoz
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「廢話！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28QLuAFVhQ
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「小女孩因此撿到了那對夫妻還沒來得及享用的整隻烤雞。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDv4RV8tTno
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「原來這就是目的嗎！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡieWJhFJytM
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「小女孩吃的正開心時，『就是那個傢伙嗎！想要暗殺老大的人！』一群身穿黑衣的人出現在燃燒的餐廳外圍。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31nPS2uvaB
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「惹到不該惹的人了啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEKzz61pMdR
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「正所謂『五十人成虎』，」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2137e5Ijx
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「不是三人成虎嗎！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBsVQ3M2FT
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「三等於八等於五十。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXnOPEebGF
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「不要再消費人家了啊啊啊啊啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQVEoC4EXL
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「這句話的意思是『五十個台北暴徒就跟老虎一樣可怕』。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6ObEwg6zY
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「明顯是五十個台北暴徒比較可怕吧！！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF2JX2d2hfH
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「那群黑衣人同時飛身向前！在後頭的黑衣人也掏出槍！239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGINXlmmn0f
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這時，其中一個黑衣人拿起電話聽了一會，然後大喊：『不好了！哈塔拿著信跟錢跑走了！』」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PBLY5ldvK
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「原來是同一個組織啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbobUnaTDb
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「『老大很不高興啊！』拿著手機的人說，『他說有句話要我轉告給你們。』」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCoequKHySi
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「喔？老大想說什麼？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlawOYFltv
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「『喵，喵，O哥。』」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nWzCVowCk
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「老大是貓公爵啊！難怪派出來的殺手叫湯姆跟傑利！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbqouJ34fs
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「『六影眾也隨時準備出動了。』」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JlOLE4ure
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「照出來的怪東西還有頭銜！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOzYNNi9YM
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「這時，小女孩露出了笑容。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaPknFPvnc8
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『有、有什麼好笑！』黑衣人問道。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUYjOfK9GA
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「百分之八百是因為『喵，喵，O哥』啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJ169U3WJr
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「『哈哈哈哈哈！』小女孩喝了一口紅酒，邊笑邊說，『台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了吧台灣人民幣匯率的話說回來了……』」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fooF5OW8s
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「她也喝醉了嗎！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T04CovnJk
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「她朝著黑衣人們扔出了一個個燃燒瓶，所有的黑衣人西裝上都沾滿了火苗。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMf53LXaN1
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黑衣人們開始尖叫，用各種餐廳裡面看得見的東西試圖滅火，但都止不住越來越大的火勢。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYR0iZjKyfu
這時，小女孩───」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡON5tltMvru
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「她說了些什麼了嗎？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIwQJIaYaer
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「沒說什麼，她也被燒死了。」簡澄鞠躬，下臺，鐘聲剛好響起。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KW6fpYOxo
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「等一下！那這個故事的意義咧！」我追問。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3E4CDQqCq
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「不要亂丟燃燒瓶。」

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「你是最沒資格說這句話的人啊啊啊啊啊！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFjO2cFj3Zi
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「好的，謝謝簡澄同學幫我們做的完美結尾──」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62t40fOOIN
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「完美結尾！？」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KAjGvHQR0
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「如果各位同學喜歡這種上課模式的話，那我們以後也可以這樣子上喔，」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99ResqayQb

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「這樣叫完美結尾！？」

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「那麼同學們，我們下堂國文課見。」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLhEOP9JHD
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「結束的太草率了吧！！」239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPZlzYYb2g
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當日結果：239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnW9oIHSjE
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難得沒有事件發生。239Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45aGIvy73d
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柳困依然單身。

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