傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOeuA9iyVR
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ToxDjH14X
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs12cjp5mrm
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LgO9T83aF
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdIdY9s7va
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHV0LV7v61G
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzLzsnlFos
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEXJVWe9JU
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUKyLjC7FP
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvPaqXXIxn
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi75um4FwN6
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjn3bdLXml
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdYa9sMuAOM
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JKx2CX3Bx
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOYA8wHWi14
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxYjhlngl7J
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWy5k33F8vo
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SGk5XcLjk
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmx4kHUE2H2
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnposbubF1v
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQZaMUCfFFK
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiutWKG0p14
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAwytABqBp
第一式，掃理老墓482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSj6gCA9CU
第二式，掃溝里興482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLLRy82kz7t
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTDM4s0LQv0
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvuNxR47W7
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0KRIDGO62
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIzVVKceBD
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDSyysjhX4d
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjqi7ZosM83
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOkE9irwFa
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sblRoCtNX
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXzUeXptmh
我可以肯定左一樣野...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLdDdw8b6t
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13OoH5PAx1
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl78eN9XxQx
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSNHZE72UE
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7gN7TD3sZ
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeovXV4cKrC
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSm3TM2RYWk
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzcIpXOssw
（啪啪啪～)482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9UfyvisCV
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7uwIpCZf2
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T1rK11eB4
「做乜你響度既？」我問。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoaIMby9CVe
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMahiy7iukv
「哼。」師父。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktGfptNMWu
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYwcX5pk74U
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHkcwXwSpS
「余小欣！？」我問。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjX3xYBFKIf
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIB8pzL8tG
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bmfe4nrL7
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDvnTy8oVZ
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYWvN9wh0m
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItqSK64tJr
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0baQeyNWu
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNrlAfBpeR0
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9DWLAZsLMg
「OK，出發！」482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRExH2eFNou
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqCA9OKwGm
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqXReSL776b
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 482Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlzUBBsQkZ
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