響掃地僧教我既呢個過程,我完全處於被動狀態...410Please respect copyright.PENANAWEuoCcsY70
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...410Please respect copyright.PENANAmwN72kt4kl
不過點都好...410Please respect copyright.PENANAqyPukymUfX
我總算縐起眉頭,好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...410Please respect copyright.PENANAo1XxdtzeNX
因為我感覺到,身體裡面既力勁...410Please respect copyright.PENANAJtNa1yGm60
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。410Please respect copyright.PENANA692GrrpAhx
「呢個係我同你既秘密,千祈唔好同人講,包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。410Please respect copyright.PENANAbktuuhVCf2
「你講...我朋友!?」我反問。410Please respect copyright.PENANA5MTv1442ZX
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。410Please respect copyright.PENANAU4qCugjtGB
「咁...講左又會點?」我再問。410Please respect copyright.PENANAQrU04UmkTW
「其實都冇乜點既,不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。410Please respect copyright.PENANA7Slj1mQFef
「有咩著數先?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAYWSCstUD0u
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAjVWM635lnS
「嗱,你講架咋。」 410Please respect copyright.PENANAJ3K4ziVH8h
雖然練習掃地神功真係...410Please respect copyright.PENANAOboP0ef3ur
自己講出黎都覺得白痴,但係唔知點解...410Please respect copyright.PENANADLEHP9P0bW
我俾佢揈完一輪之後,我真係覺得渾身是勁!410Please respect copyright.PENANAd7Pgrd2Bot
所以,當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...410Please respect copyright.PENANAXjp3W1oXo6
我真係由心到笑出黎。410Please respect copyright.PENANAm9OBS9Vioy
(其實你係屈人教你喎。)410Please respect copyright.PENANAJAkZe46gmW
之後我返左去Pantry...410Please respect copyright.PENANANnZnsB22rc
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。410Please respect copyright.PENANAIHr6w8vm9h
「我果邊真係冇特別,搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀?」百變怪問我。410Please respect copyright.PENANAsm8bpxPVGB
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。410Please respect copyright.PENANABmjpGMtmGB
其實我好想講俾百變怪知,但係我應承左掃地僧...410Please respect copyright.PENANAOfiSimvEjX
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。410Please respect copyright.PENANAXL1J2BVuLd
呢一晚,百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...410Please respect copyright.PENANAx7QmZmLz9x
好快咁,佢就被膠化左,而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。410Please respect copyright.PENANAqqzBswGrcJ
而我,表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...410Please respect copyright.PENANAMS8eyX8zO3
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 410Please respect copyright.PENANAvt7tdNZxPP
「起身喇!仲訓!成晚響度掃你老墓,掃你老墓,邊條友仔得罪左你,攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀?」百變怪叫醒我。410Please respect copyright.PENANAP89VBrocYQ
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。410Please respect copyright.PENANATZCK5Bmr8u
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。410Please respect copyright.PENANA5lzyBC9jLp
不過我即刻接多句:410Please respect copyright.PENANAv3P2EaGrcU
「喂!幾點呀?」410Please respect copyright.PENANAu178t90qVo
「鬼知咩,不過咁既日頭,我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。410Please respect copyright.PENANAwewIYhO3nJ
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAwbYKOZgQv9
我咁講,其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。410Please respect copyright.PENANAYO5v8sit1f
「又搵?!唔好喇呱,尋日都悶左一日,不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。410Please respect copyright.PENANAMRRoB4q8gz
「或者啦,但係俾我搵多次先,我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。410Please respect copyright.PENANAMnOlNOabtU
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 410Please respect copyright.PENANAoD6JO0nFFJ
「掃地先生!你響唔響度呀?」我好大聲咁細細聲問。410Please respect copyright.PENANAJpZbZM16S3
「響,第二式丫麻,我記得既,黎啦!」410Please respect copyright.PENANAvKpwlAsmky
之後佢一如尋日咁,提起我雙手...410Please respect copyright.PENANAS03Rw0UPPD
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇,不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。410Please respect copyright.PENANAco1Uo24Mbv
「跣九掃第二式,亂嗌自由式,掃溝里興!」掃地僧揈住我大叫。410Please respect copyright.PENANAQcwiffpr5W
「有咩秘訣架?」我問。410Please respect copyright.PENANAEYlSoJA5kd
「識游水麻?識游自由式麻?就係一邊大嗌,將氣力由丹田發出黎,一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃,個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠,目標係運用力量,將坑渠掃乾淨之餘,仲要用熱力殺菌!」掃地僧教我。410Please respect copyright.PENANAa59cOMkuDw
「嘩!玩到殺菌添呀。好!就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦!」 410Please respect copyright.PENANA5HYg38ZpeO
結果,我足足用左一個下晝...410Please respect copyright.PENANAhaaxhTZnwK
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。410Please respect copyright.PENANAIoBCRDymuZ
... (練習過程)410Please respect copyright.PENANA85wFb2YWIq
「掃地先生,係咪仲有七式要教我?」我問。410Please respect copyright.PENANACzHm3BtPbi
「我幾時應承你架?」掃地僧反問。410Please respect copyright.PENANAlVgNVSxTdn
「呢,果日呀!係你自己親口應承我。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAA9TnTGn4H0
我擺明恰佢老,恰佢冇記性。410Please respect copyright.PENANAcSvMrTWuoX
「你唔好講大話呀,我最憎人講大話,我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」410Please respect copyright.PENANANq5ulCTTK9
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既,但係...410Please respect copyright.PENANADSHOZ29UuT
我諗深一層,佢如果係肯定自己岩...410Please respect copyright.PENANAAtlLIiQveV
唔應該會有頭果兩句,咁即係話...410Please respect copyright.PENANAHa7snuPmVX
佢自己都唔肯定,所以我就...410Please respect copyright.PENANAgenKTsDKBX
「我都最憎人講大話,所以肯定唔會講大話,你尋日係應承教我兩式,仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知,你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」410Please respect copyright.PENANAQraXsuk93j
最後結果...410Please respect copyright.PENANAjvYVUZkOi1
佢信左我,仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 410Please respect copyright.PENANAOs66hFwCZZ