響掃地僧教我既呢個過程，我完全處於被動狀態...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoxzpwe3jp
只係由得佢將我D成個人揈來揈去...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpNrSrZob5X
不過點都好...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppr4M2GOan
我總算縐起眉頭，好自然咁將每個動作都記起黎...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtQvrS2jsDJ
因為我感覺到，身體裡面既力勁...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRQJgHL7Iw
就好似張惡榮(當年燦神扮張國榮果陣既名)既《掃墓》一樣。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNp5duRE98s
「呢個係我同你既秘密，千祈唔好同人講，包括你果個朋友。」掃地僧教到最後一個動作之後咁講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd4gtNnwee
「你講...我朋友！？」我反問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXrsnrxU3u
「任何一個人都唔得。」掃地僧再講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIwOVKvagR
「咁...講左又會點？」我再問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQIKYzWbFy2
「其實都冇乜點既，不過...你都係唔好講啦。」佢再回答。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVi4BVcNMtL
「有咩著數先？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdTbEkZ0oF
「你唔講我就教你第二式啦。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRhfsIHAwuO
「嗱，你講架咋。」 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaI2EnzG7nM
雖然練習掃地神功真係...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmC6t57kXhR
自己講出黎都覺得白痴，但係唔知點解...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgqGYVLIX4
我俾佢揈完一輪之後，我真係覺得渾身是勁！608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Yo3FnptT7
所以，當我聽到佢話要教我第二式果陣...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiyoBCMvmN
我真係由心到笑出黎。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6xF2Wpw7l
（其實你係屈人教你喎。）608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqtyrd0fHq
之後我返左去Pantry...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHl0CDihdKD
仲響百變怪面前扮晒咩都搵唔到咁。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnumXj9Xyu
「我果邊真係冇特別，搵來搵去都係得D冇用既膠Post。你果邊又點呀？」百變怪問我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KDJ8IJ2ZD
「同你一樣。起碼今日都係。」我回應佢。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2rqwxg4Mg
其實我好想講俾百變怪知，但係我應承左掃地僧...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorv11KXXJj
所以最少要捱埋學成第二式先。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65osCPvqSk
呢一晚，百變怪佢依舊不停咁睇膠Post...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMHy0MGPmx
好快咁，佢就被膠化左，而家佢係一個嗑眼訓既狀態。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ZAKuiXmlj
而我，表面上係陪佢睇緊睇Post...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpaa7fbFkwn
但係心裡面同腦裡面就不停咁練習緊「掃理老墓」。 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtENKmTNoJW
「起身喇！仲訓！成晚響度掃你老墓，掃你老墓，邊條友仔得罪左你，攪到你訓教都要屌柒佢呀？」百變怪叫醒我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡReoG3gJclW
「吓...哦...咪...你條柒頭囉。」我蒙蒙鬆鬆咁回應佢。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SSiwswIoK
之後佢當然一副想鬧返我轉頭既樣啦。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dOEgIQ1zj
不過我即刻接多句：608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMASUL27fUP
「喂！幾點呀？」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMpdVNDa73
「鬼知咩，不過咁既日頭，我估都差唔多正午喇。」百變怪回應我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIRSPYtz9l
「咁...我地再分頭搵下有冇好野丫！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyBHua2MIA
我咁講，其實係想借D倚去搵掃地僧。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB1qZMnM3g
「又搵？！唔好喇呱，尋日都悶左一日，不如我地走啦。我估條仆街方丈真係整蠱我地。」百變怪咁講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡubD44dd11p
「或者啦，但係俾我搵多次先，我有信心搵到野返黎。」我咁同佢講。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSeW855K5s
之後我一支箭咁衝左去荷花池度搵掃地僧... 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUmtHvsmxs
「掃地先生！你響唔響度呀？」我好大聲咁細細聲問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJYT5Vq31T
「響，第二式丫麻，我記得既，黎啦！」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3WILR19VV
之後佢一如尋日咁，提起我雙手...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlMSb4R5HXa
要我揸住支掃把就黎料喇，不過呢次佢要我揸兩把。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEfrazBmI2
「跣九掃第二式，亂嗌自由式，掃溝里興！」掃地僧揈住我大叫。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ8PLwzYpCG
「有咩秘訣架？」我問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZw6HrPPxx
「識游水麻？識游自由式麻？就係一邊大嗌，將氣力由丹田發出黎，一邊就以自由式咁不斷向前掃，個名叫掃溝里興係因為靈感黎自掃坑渠，目標係運用力量，將坑渠掃乾淨之餘，仲要用熱力殺菌！」掃地僧教我。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDlJM5AQJ4
「嘩！玩到殺菌添呀。好！就黎個殺滅99.9%細菌啦！」 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRqbeyaSO6
結果，我足足用左一個下晝...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwXO1d8J1Ff
重覆又重覆咁練「掃理老墓」同「掃溝里興」。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9w81fX4gip
... (練習過程)608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAtLONIjhY
「掃地先生，係咪仲有七式要教我？」我問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0VSK0mhIp
「我幾時應承你架？」掃地僧反問。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tXvEPXI0e
「呢，果日呀！係你自己親口應承我。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGJjxepjfL
我擺明恰佢老，恰佢冇記性。608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqNsnkJ0vZ
「你唔好講大話呀，我最憎人講大話，我明明記得只係應承教你兩式。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgnNbqpMWx
本來我聽到佢咁講係有D淆底既，但係...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53PFQU0eT5
我諗深一層，佢如果係肯定自己岩...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2L3L2NhCnA
唔應該會有頭果兩句，咁即係話...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMbqUCXusI
佢自己都唔肯定，所以我就...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPUO4XIWKE
「我都最憎人講大話，所以肯定唔會講大話，你尋日係應承教我兩式，仲話只要我唔講俾其他人知，你就教埋我剩餘既七式咁話。」608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jXRm0mHFA
最後結果...608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf5pimPznVk
佢信左我，仲話會用七日時間黎教埋我其餘七式。 608Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNAbtIWCWWq
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