「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbudUQ8xdd
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfDoqCW7nU
「佢追殺我呀！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgR9PFnJQps
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq0GTbzd0B
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgR0PJh1uO
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQU6FG2KUu
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQtSTrwH7w
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡesjIrmIPS2
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kGeJ6f49a
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf9GbQpTXF
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5C81lmKXb
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9jLPQpqUl
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFyh0wmkln
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUsdwDXL3i
「哼，猥瑣。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeCiPOE3PN
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQUSimONbQW
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8T1oK1CHO
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ1GjhLBwAw
「咁打雞呢？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRQONbZmXN
「都未打過啫。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8VACNXboI
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMP0iz4GGi
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAa2zIKLHS
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAah3paTnzz
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93DJKww23l
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEQwtX6ocqs
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvNBPDlz8C
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosHRXS2BV1
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIdtUlCjW1
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDts34I99eO
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerJPJfj8D3
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tERKLkgC9
「我問侍女呀。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VOpXBZ0ud
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCnihEsF4h
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyueDwgvIP
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMTN7sgjVKD
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wAsPpWkU8
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUiWTntOpw1
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZolLH97ui8
「係呀，有男仔約！」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBcfviicKV
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbHpGTYyFM
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGiOPJMTfo
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbtcJfYoKZ
佢及頭。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7BBXP54qn
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5Mhh5AvPV
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFz3KS57mt
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo3ezCYOyuJ
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD34WQIBmAt
「咁我呢？你都照打？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDA0cMqmPH
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9L5uXET6A
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIz7o1sVxcy
「哈哈，好呀。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBpdQDv3G4
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExReBuuWGd
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiAnmUX9dJ
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA6zmYge0Mg
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEl1m8WupAa
「你講真架？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCumHeOxFfj
「假架！前面果句。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5kr31uymfz
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHg4U1PC44N
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPYkO1nxyF
我地好快上左車…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsZzyMjJ3k
響車上面…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0rYBV6MTVC
侍女咁問︰527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMvqzAYYoX
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsAgAGW3xU
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FACcfkEUD
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY80xcd0nYu
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvy97Hj1VN
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZbOiIsLQB
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YtbRmimrV
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 527Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwHGEnjvTe
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