火雞既一聲大嗌仲嚇親埋侍女添，而句號佢就好似一早知道火雞既存在咁。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzhnGEd3yi
「咁你唔識自己出下聲架咩？攪到我真係唔記得左你添呀！」我鬧返火雞轉頭。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwfajYwL2C
之後火雞竟然喊左出黎。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6N9W9oCQe
「你做乜又攪喊人地呀？你有蝦女仔既癖好架？」侍女問我。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQersa3mapR
我呆左，之後望左火雞一望，佢又好似真係女仔黎噃…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXcZ7ALGbJa
所以我咁回應︰785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEesXlvorMK
「你唔講我以為火雞係仔黎添。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwsQA4Z439u
不過我知衰…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBJhRcfz5Am
「咁呀，對唔住囉，好在你係女仔咋，如果係女人，我就打鑊你喇，錫返啦。」我再對住火雞咁講。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaN5smowrS5
之後火雞佢噗左埋侍女心口度喊，我真係有D懷疑佢究竟係咪真係女仔黎…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3A7HWNlxz
佢而家既動作，擺明就係男仔借D倚抽水。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVg67TqcVp
「車程幾耐呀？」侍女問句號。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL6HGV2l7S
「小巴黎，慢極有限，半個鐘左右啦。」句號回應。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMKZ10gtw97
「咁悶，不如玩下揭尾故丫。」侍女咁講。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6761MI0mE
「蠍尾故！？咩黎架？」我問。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88DlArRmye
「即係我講左個故事結尾出黎，你估返個過程，就好似…牛吃草呀！你冇聽過咩？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRd378eVR6X
「牛吃草！？我知道牛係吃草呀，有咩問題呀？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGy4zW135Ns
「白痴仔，牛吃草係揭尾故經典題目之一呀。」句號插口。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrze5G16Kwe
「白痴佬，牛吃草，你吃屎添呀！」我博佢嘴。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5P85vpwEGQ
「你信唔信我唔帶你返去搵你班死人朋友丫拿？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkZovQMyPU
「唔信！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtrlhjiqB2
「你好野。」之後句號佢就收左口。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBgIjjZ7eT
「咁其實牛吃草係咩啫？」我問侍女。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEP7d4Y0cG
「咁既…個故事結尾好似係…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpFLx7Ls3Y
有隻牛食左草噃，之後佢就死左喇，你估返個過程丫。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJX8nL9Sl1E
「Sorry，我完全錯晒，我投降喇，你地兩個慢慢玩，我訓陣先。」句號咁講。 785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KUdMWqlOS
(佢呢個係真﹒牛吃草。)785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFrrjFRArpG
「我估佢好肚餓！」我大嗌。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHhxhwLDnT
「岩喇！丫唔係，你只可以問是非題。」侍女回應我。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvspGDDnML
「我唔講人是非架喎。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GQYAgCSFU
「咁呀，咁我開估啦，其實係因為…」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED24Oax5X0
之後我仲同侍女玩左八十八條經典揭尾故，玩得不知幾開心，仲玩到好驚添呀。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxSXOVi9A2
「我真係頂你兩個唔順，我要落車，司機，有落！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS3c73lwEK
句號響途中講左八十七次呢句野，不過好在，司機話唔停得站。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhsElO3tQ7
最後，我地到左總站，落左車…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ114H1hjoDH
火雞佢攰到變返做手錶訓著左。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNR7j2tuklo
「頭先真係好好玩呀可？」侍女笑晒口拍住我膊頭講。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4qUNcipmsx
「係呀，一陣再玩。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqhS0RXyVE
「我地而家係咪要開始行路喇？」我答完侍女就問句號。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdb01a43aap
「我俾返四粒膠你，求你唔好再咁玩揭尾故，我已經嘔晒白泡。」句號冇黎精神咁回應我。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl819eICWN
而響呢個時候…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIcFXxxAyF
「報告！魂。初弒大人！魄德飛獵大人命小人向你報告，森林區邊境出現死人！」有條黑衣人突然飛出黎同句號講野。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9NABQh0BJL
「死人？有人死左？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQeU4ujlMR
「非也！活死人睡彭出沒注意！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKHJcT0wNl
「咩事呀，句號？」我問。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIG89VUI6kh
「三魂七魄，高登獵殺森林裡面最強既殺手，我諗你聽過啦，魄德飛獵就係其中之一，人稱天空獵手，我地前面呢條友仔係佢D靚，我同魄德飛獵有D交情，所以咁岩黎開呢度，呢條靚咪標出黎講下前面有咩我地要注意囉。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtW3ttpAHf
「咁…活死人睡彭又係乜料呀？」我再問。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZ6ihKM3m1
「人稱沈睡的彭彭，睡彭係隻…又似熊又似人既生物，平時好溫馴，但係爆起上黎會好恐怖，有自爆同自癒既能力，可以無限loop，仲會發癲，去到發癲精神狀態既時候，就會暴走，濫殺無辜。」 785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rHmTN3g8l
「你身為高登獵殺森林最強既殺手都唔夠佢打？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3FkflFn1pl
「唔係。不過…佢就好似一隻野生黑熊咁，我係獵人，如果我有準備，我獵殺佢係可以，但係面對面既話，真係我死左都唔知咩事。」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU13t3760Nz
「睇黎佢真係好犀利噃，真係要小心D喇。」侍女響旁邊咁講。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94wfudQH4x
點知…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU9WOBcbcD
「你地講緊我呀？」聲音響我地後面傳黎…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpB0njzpLUu
而且仲有一個好巨型倒影向我地前面地下出現…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDsBFpdxOv
本來響我地前面既果條報告友唔知係咪因為太驚，一下就閃走左。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvZnD31wH36
於是乎我另轉頭望下發生咩事，而句號當時已經一下就彈開左一邊…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EDdEHwNF5
而依家響我同侍女面前既，係一隻好巨型，滿身毛毛既…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYuU8DPfas
既麻甩佬！？785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMDmtnZRX6f
「你就係睡彭？」句號離遠咁問。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcz0yuTYoh
點知呢隻睡彭見到我之後，竟然係一個估佢唔到既動作…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDj8GZUw9pR
佢一下就抱起左我，我完全黎唔切做任何反應…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUKSPLDJFfN
而且佢仲響我下身磨下磨下咁，就好似D小朋友嗲爸爸媽媽果陣咁…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTbe0NJMG0
佢咁樣磨一磨，受刺激之下，我下身好自然咁有生理反應…785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQ4k7GLvYZ
「丫，猥瑣！」大嗌既係侍女。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5KPZK0Zh0
「做乜呀？」我問。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEtH9eIqLd
「你露丁呀！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgSjHDJio9
「邊個李路丁呀？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMfYiXkzvD
「你下面呀！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVoLlrQ92Y
「邊個李夏面呀？」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWDrx6SK9Q
「冇拉拉鏈呀！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfwgMZEfFu
「邊個冇奶奶摙呀？吓，我下面冇拉拉鏈呀？！」785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyE8IlwkI5
我之後向下一望，發現自己露左個「巴打」出黎，很是尷尬。785Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6P9GcazCGR
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