「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSexuEwsPkJ
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2qoiOKTx1
「佢追殺我呀！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQuSL98PHBj
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLujlcirnf
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGgoNtezkm
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGry6c3TEJY
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BqKaxLcG4
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy852T8U3iZ
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gohKhE7pr
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQFPyDmOko
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b7v8y6rSx
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAsRlyQA9i
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwJXDh2lLh
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHxxGANmxx
「哼，猥瑣。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMdfoNhzH0
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGBhPL6xR6
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5OHzndjbU
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BFBEfC267
「咁打雞呢？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYIYQTobsQ
「都未打過啫。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAqXbm1Cal
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpy2gHTIqs
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡggKBeCwprb
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvkSW4CMdv
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbefVouQzN
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0sTOrVHrl
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhyuqip0u1
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwIQy121iR
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6muVBP4pF
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaSE1ybZQS
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8dsWzuXE0
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD3Wh2yMqtX
「我問侍女呀。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTcOaqKWiL
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq7zhOXsZW9
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrzDi7QcHl
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccF1GCnctY
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7P0TDcWmF1
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3dFyEC2X0r
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7OBuGhCYGl
「係呀，有男仔約！」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcZNQjAHcC
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBQBVjyzcze
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BtWm65pAa
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyqUqDXhDq
佢及頭。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbP9rJVTvE
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPDziFy2k2
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBD8MAsW7dj
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdWMqe60S3
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGQkVk3k9G
「咁我呢？你都照打？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaIsWrFXwd
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXHS2xOfxN
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1sDtzYJQ5
「哈哈，好呀。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9j9hdIsVEn
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iaQcXiOMR
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVm5Mj5yBD
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gsw7fTomq
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXg9f1xdPb
「你講真架？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq2H2IDBLr8
「假架！前面果句。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqfLMxbPjN
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnRR8DzAoPH
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdlil1AB1Af
我地好快上左車…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnF5tzqxkQ
響車上面…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaN5kjEX8K
侍女咁問︰513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnzxD3jIbE
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡED0MWEOk3R
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJZ6utJysw
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3QBsWgwCk5
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGWONq1UnA
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcMrqCMDjs
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlc6r4rumS1
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 513Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fjWI5LnBJ
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