「你幾時見過唔猥瑣既我啫？」句號反問，我駁唔到。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyitaz79eq2
「吓，咁你又講得岩噃，好似又真係未見過。但係…而家攪乜啫？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzMbxHD2zK
「佢追殺我呀！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FyAhP1psy
「咁你頭先攪過乜黎丫？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbbvMR7Kzr
「我急丫嘛，咪搵公廁囉，有乜唔岩啫？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstmvlyKo0v
「吓，咁…好似又係你岩噃，但係…唔岩唔岩，人地除左係公廁，仲係雞。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUpHTar6h3W
「屙野落隻雞度有咩問題。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNB0XEBYkD
「吓，又好似真係冇乜問題噃，駁唔到。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmwRzKMXrI
「車，我仲以為你幾有正義感，幾咁唔猥瑣添，原來都係一樣，得把賤口，話人地Shiga係公廁係雞。」後面既侍女佢一邊抹住杯一邊話我。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ28zcozjzYQ
我緊張起黎，立即轉身就回應佢：539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6NFMJKcmZq
「我真係唔猥瑣架，淨係鹹濕架咋。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOxKaqWtQb
「你有咩證明丫？」侍女問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3OY0HNJqmm
「你咁得意既，想我證明我鹹濕？好啦，我準備好喇。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdXOEpOylt
我已經準備好祿山之爪，準備證明我係鹹濕，唔係猥瑣。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpO2G79Vy73
「哼，猥瑣。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh86vBbZXeL
「喂！而家我俾人追殺呀！你唔理我喇？」句號佢阻住我地講野。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsbN8iPnNqD
「你都戇嘟嘟既，你自己仲好打過我啦，你咪自己解決囉！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslVpXbdkfv
「打人我識，打公廁我未試過丫嘛！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbW0g6wnNei
「咁打雞呢？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKztRCeKt8
「都未打過啫。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXoKNVlOzO
「兜心口用拳頭打埋去就得啦。」我教佢。 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4Len35D52
「哼，原來仲會出拳打女人添。」侍女佢鄙視我。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8v6ZIcwJ10
睇黎我唔可以再響侍女面前減分喇，所以我決定…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi3tOTiCEvS
快步行左去條叫SHIGA既八婆面前…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ5rTgFcpU
「醜樣女人阻住我溝ABC丫嗱，仆街啦你！」我兜腳伸埋條八婆個心口度。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEDq6HFfxW
「Yeah！攪撚掂，食碗麵！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtxUdDLOvl
個女人俾我伸左去母雷宮。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXwPVvYy0L
當我興高采烈另返轉面果陣…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsfvPgZ75A
侍女佢就唔見左喇，而我就只係淨返…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiVHaJ9CEf
「句號，侍女呢？」一面漠然，我問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0lvWKZRNw
「嘩，你頭先果腳精彩到丫…」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDk29VpznpJ
「我問侍女呀。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvvD5MiN8n
「咪就係因為太精彩嚇走左佢囉，你打女人打得咁精彩，我真係要拜你為師。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0iR3jGfRn
「拜師就免喇，不過你可以交返四粒膠俾我做學費。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxd9Fo9gBIU
其實我講緊咩我都唔知喇，我淨係覺得侍女既離開，令我情緒好低落。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMG49piiox
「Yeah！攪掂！出發！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWsgvLyJaP
點知侍女佢竟然好開心咁揹住個袋行出黎咁講。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAAVrlpWQF
「咩出發呀？你有街去呀？俾男仔約左？」我見到佢已經好開心，我咁問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKTraQshVd
「係呀，有男仔約！」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsvcTk7MqN
「吓！？咁我咪又冇行。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuGKqodCW0
「你係咪男仔丫？」佢咁問我。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡielQKchWKx
「你講既男仔係我！？」我反問佢。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsgKnA7fVt
佢及頭。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpyJIFiO6Y5
「點解既？點解既？」我懶風騷咁問。 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFOLrx5OBjc
「九成九既男人都會因為要討好女人而唔打女人，我覺得呢D男人唔可靠，因為如果他日佢既對手係個靚女既話，咁邊個出手對付呀？仲點旨意佢保護我呀？所以…我一直就係等緊一個會打女人既男人！」侍女答得我好認真。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikqsTOgk1e
「好！我向你心口保證，丫唔好意思，講多左兩隻字，我向你保證…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadx0pTIE50
以後我逢係女人都打！」我大大聲回應侍女。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRYQ3GrgCr
「咁我呢？你都照打？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBUArG5w0e
「丫，咁呀，除左鍾意我既女人，以後所有女人我都照打！咁會唔會好D？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjOVoTlAs0
「嘩，咁屈機既招數都有既，好啦，我就做住鍾意你既女人先啦。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhjOtKuqpd
「哈哈，好呀。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gPtTsDXNc
「喂，你兩條友理下我得唔得啫？」句號終於出聲問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtaSRkOGH5x
「等緊你問咋。」我回應佢。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI7oBywJGnX
「咁你而家仲搵唔搵你班濕鳩Friend呀？」句號再問。539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLX4TFseb2q
「唔使嚧，我慳返四粒膠唔好。你拜我為師仲差多我四粒膠添。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPYQkzoWqw
「你講真架？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbwTJe2vni
「假架！前面果句。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhsphg3Hvo
之後，我就同句號加上侍女出發出去森林…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOnwYqlPQF
而家仲差一個車程 + 行返一段路 = 到達森林…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXUmA6dpK4
我地好快上左車…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwclZ5dibL
響車上面…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOFw0oYKef
侍女咁問︰539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMJPlMkx33
「你手上面隻錶咁靚既？邊度買架？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnW8sFoEDdz
「哈哈哈，唔使錢。」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoWZ71155b
講到呢度，我先記得返原來燎原火鳳一樣陪住我，難怪有份安全感啦…539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YdXTSFR8b
不過，話時話，點解佢成日都唔出聲既？係唔係死左呀？539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCpCgFgACy
所以我敲左佢一下：「喂！火雞！你死左呀？」539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75Fh4SH4Gn
「雕你老味！你就死左！仲好講，成日唔搵我！」火雞回應。 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuUk2M4xMY
火雞發火，非同小可，所以…我啞左。 539Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3jBcKMbiNL
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