傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZfxWhZHzi
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRfi5rRJ9TD
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYpfy8g05D
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVi8Y0KLvy
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4R02PjwRs
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1wnVu2d7W
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6rBoufqE4
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiemkT8QqF
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BDM6olzkb
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdj1eW1Mefq
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIrykVJxf5s
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡresFGtSBFr
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmirsgxYrhR
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEGjplBvHg
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8FSP8jyv1
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwIdA9hDgJ
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlA9pUbuWq
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmK8nhAeKs
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ514sfbZxe5
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuZ967zOFDG
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoFoP9d9PC6
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mNeNlx2eD
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5yVuunljn
第一式，掃理老墓460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EEtIPu9x9
第二式，掃溝里興460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo6jZTqM3F
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQE5NNgI8WP
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5awuPFEYXa
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAPRiqdx2wG
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPG6CaxFBir
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHQcKhjyFHd
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpn9vZAvOA
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEm8VNa5kX0
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkwHKvGlY2
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hVEEkJriS
我可以肯定左一樣野...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeXUzdxVA8
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx4HvO5NLDZ
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4A4zhVGiPe
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfEwhZ3MN4X
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KXBH4uyid
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJnRweBnGUe
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzmzywO1zI
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVogFT0ZGy4
（啪啪啪～)460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5lf8lrMqW
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDniK1RSTVO
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YG5YtGIX6
「做乜你響度既？」我問。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEKV0CocXT
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu5bAVtW0O
「哼。」師父。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdF7sJ2a03D
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJigs0NMxJ
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9HrHc0Koi
「余小欣！？」我問。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzZO9J5iSM
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCCpSwuxh0
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWVzWYAN1F
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmsgBPkyrhP
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡObobh2umrM
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUCIenh5te
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeu31BVY03s
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD1IyVNOvJ
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuoFtt7jNj
「OK，出發！」460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMcsOmkh6f
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZRri3dvXA
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiNXgxEOLnd
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 460Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHVKpw7dMS1
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