傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgdmZjsOLQ
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUaOcnn0L5
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM8NyKYRJe
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdpLoVKzln
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjmoX2UuPY
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a9WxyYsrT
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「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwow5oseOm
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Mfvooyj6S
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEFgjzldqMy
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmmH0j8ogW
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「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrH1yR83tl6
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoDuxQSmqe
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72R3ubfS12
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD2JzA0jeU
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtx4lrul45
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Nf0eUDIuh
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLj1ng4Rzj
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW90xrQ8uM
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv5lQimNaC
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRzRxM1qa4
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gkf5HOHYe
第一式，掃理老墓522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe0M1uq6GTu
第二式，掃溝里興522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGTzDWwZoI
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1UYrkhmuJ
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpwK2ZvzCG
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6bXxLCq1yZ
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5pJIdcTeB
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDriQRksUfv
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ZbfVAzW4c
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns7ydX9z4Y
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTXitPQ07c
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6VklI1iMk
我可以肯定左一樣野...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoppmdYRaoj
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqBQPuiTDE
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mM2oJBz0R
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPevVKq7wep
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXRwJ1r2QDJ
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLx8LHu76Hr
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwBSj7RtNB
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlksRSViXi
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係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZUf85hLmU
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wWhw91nAS
「做乜你響度既？」我問。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnDNTI6Vo6
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YUWMAJEqT
「哼。」師父。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8tfDMix3wQ
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB72eIGIDom
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjJu2HPQEY
「余小欣！？」我問。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOhuwUu9nZ
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kaLWP4uCg
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngKrGnYCE2
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9FfshAkhCg
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzbky0bHrR
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl0gqe5xbzP
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvccjNvcF7O
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYUlT4h2ee
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNKbgUyFpm
「OK，出發！」522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULqe49CBFO
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89CxIYyUlf
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfpI2hgaDx
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 522Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpD60QoKB9H
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