傾掂數之後，我就疊埋心水，諗住用呢十日時間...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpENWyMDkls
好好練埋跣九掃既九式神功，當中有時間既話…494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxenbMeLrm
我梗係仲會不忘練下我既口裡劍同無字天書淫穴神功啦。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHdScnHCdb
我練完一日既第二式之後，又返左去Pantry...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1xwO904n4K
仲好興奮咁直接同百變怪講我既奇遇...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96Bd5UqFC1
「百變怪，你估我響呢度發現左咩秘密？」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdL9Ntfsx2h
「你老母係男人？」佢回應我。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStz9i0Sqj5
「你老母係甲由添呀！唔講呢D喇！我發現掃地僧真係高人黎，佢仲教左我佢既掃地神功...」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFm71KBYiyG
之後我仲一輪嘴講晒每個細節出黎...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArJcW3Qk1D
(…) 細節 細節 同 細節 …494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDudGtLLz6u
「佢咁都俾你坤到，你真係信？」百變怪問我。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9wHA7PVVT
「或者...佢老，冇記性啫。」我回應佢。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppH7Hucyyc
「仲有，你真係相信佢呢套係武功？唔俾佢真係只係掃地用架咩？494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlFpiCO7oQ
「Eee...之不過...我練完之後真係興合合架喎。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoruaqQu0f
「你條毒撚幾耐冇做運動呀？掃完一日街，你唔興合合就出奇啦。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNbx71YKX8
「唔係呢，真係好唔同架，不如...你都試下練丫。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYreOYheH9
「多謝夾盛惠喇！你係想練既，我支持你，但係你練你既功，我再搵下野好過。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4mtFBM8j9
「好，但係...你有搵到野咩？搵完兩日仲想搵？」我連問兩個問題。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEedp1i2Y1a
「我發現D膠Post好好笑，我追緊幾個。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZSimCc6vcU
「哦。」我一線眼啤住佢回應。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWvrnh09HwY
之後既幾日，百變怪有百變怪既戇膠...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv1AE9N4Rbj
我有我準時跟掃地僧學野。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBAk87atZbJ
不知不覺間，我已經學晒九式既要訣...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpRVsETfJC
第一式，掃理老墓494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpohIyJfPTq
第二式，掃溝里興494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuszwBvE3vp
第三式，掃三度四，呢式係一連三四下既橫掃攻擊494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBtbDjgq7V
第四式，掃月雷霆，係一招向天掃，可以格擋用494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmDtyIxJnt4
第五式，掃女心驚，呢招乸乸地，唔係幾明點用494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42tm7IysNV
第六式，掃背餩風，呢招有D似回馬槍494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6s6bzAGmHi
第七式，掃鶴零分，將凌空既物件化整為零494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03suwxmRWF
第八式，掃蝕恐聾，呢招恐怖，可致人七孔流血494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu8avvAElU
第九式，掃膠無形，同無影腳一樣，以超高速掃擊對手。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfl638ZQ8cJ
D招式名係有D難頂，但係老人家冇咩學識，冇計啦...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCdJtwXm6a
不過最起碼，呢D名我都仲接受到丫，而且...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPL7T4sHLvP
我可以肯定左一樣野...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRotm6Etnoe
就係呢九式真係武功黎，因為...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMZF1L2LFZ
第八式直頭係用黎殺人用既...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeDzodkddn
我試過用佢，將一罐汽水...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWrNCHsYK0
只係打一下啫，就分左屍。 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM9p1olQno
之後幾日既時候都平常化左...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ455hIEV7U8
響呢度，我足足用左九日黎學跣九掃...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgyRkW5J66
而家距離鬼域既比賽仲有一日。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeXvGqSviF
（啪啪啪～)494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2j0TKxZTHT
係百變怪佢響遠處拍住手咁行到黎我同師父面前...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeW8E9bSNA
無錯，經過幾日既苦練，我已經稱呼左掃地僧做師父。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAd194dKTCj
「做乜你響度既？」我問。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMgHxuNPwd
「精彩，的確係幾精彩。」百變怪回應。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsGJQr7rSIE
「哼。」師父。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HqEY5O8Ji
「第一代少林十八銅人之一，九掃扇雲手。」百變怪仲咁講。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdfOiCwY9H
「你都幾眼厲架喎，無錯，我就係九掃扇雲手余小欣。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHb53OHmDF1
「余小欣！？」我問。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Q3W0Kp8yA
「有咩問題？」師父問返我轉頭。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgj1Vhxabj
「冇，個名太美妙喇，就咁聽個名，相信人世間唔會有人相信係一個光頭老僧既名。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSQ8xcus3A
「恭喜你呀契弟，竟然真係響度學到好野。」百變怪個衰款有少少似屹緊我。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoFDkSX6R7
「唔通方丈就係想我跟師父學野？」我問。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkAvzj4GQe3
「邊撚個方丈呀？」師父問。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwl5Xaft4a
「呢，柒撚懵懵，食緊甜筒果個呢。」百變怪插口。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1W5qxY6DF
「哦，你講早洩呀？佢係我後輩，佢根本唔知我既存在。」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwW5CkICge4
「我都知架喇，佢筆帳，我遲D先同佢計，契弟，我地都係時候出發喇。」百變怪咁講。494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjR1oVPgPB
「OK，出發！」494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLITwhWXIfu
我地終於輕輕鬆鬆，準備好武功...494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjp3KhnA4q
去迎接呢次響鬼域既競技喇！494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKR23Vjx8sJ
唔知到時會遇到咩呢？ 494Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7PIg0Xncqc
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