「你再講我就真係要考慮遠離你喇，我最憎hehe，你唔記得左我鍾意睇波多野結衣咩？黎到呢度，不如睇下練咩功好過啦。」百變怪咁同我講。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHJkGxh3dPL
之後我地一齊入左去呢座大樓，大樓四周圍都係書...584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlasbrAfSmt
本本打開都好似高登DPost咁，記載晒所有留言...584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6X5jY25UMO
就連「劉明」呢D字佢都記錄得好清楚。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEJvDnoiwp
「咁我地應該練咩呀？我睇左兩三個已經覺得自己膠化緊。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ913oLoyWQt
「我都唔知，斷估方丈唔會玩鳩我地呱。咦，你睇下果邊。」百變怪講。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwaBX8t0cW
我另返轉頭，見到...584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTG4LpyqizL
「掃地僧！？」百變怪大嗌。 584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUZkMKBTsB
「會唔會係天龍八部果個丫嗱？」我問。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0K4o5hANb
「咪酬啦！響圖書館請保持安靜呀柒頭皮！」掃地僧回應我地。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLFOGEzbXt
「唔好意思呀，我想知究竟呢度其實有咩作用？」我問。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cWU6xALZT
「黎圖書館問圖書館有咩作用？你戇鳩架？」掃地僧串我。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQBeqEbcuYn
「咁老人家你又響度做乜呀？」百變怪問。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZvaAu3aZG
「你仲戇鳩！你睇唔到我響度掃緊地咩？」掃地僧串百變怪。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0JE60Cmjd0
「你咪扮野喇，呢度唔係現實世界，呢度既人要生活資源方面根本唔成問題，無理由會有人會受人二分四黎做清潔工既，你好快D講清楚，唔係我就唔客氣。」百變怪佢突然認真起黎，仲恐嚇老人家。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ4NoxKfEv
但係老人家佢神態自若，仲咁講：584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcJDYsqWPo
「有人鍾意屌屎忽，有人鍾意Lon雞骨，584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeAOJzmSGt
有人鍾意靠兩手，我都唔知講緊乜。」 584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWXEAkHAO3
「你求其都作到首詩出黎，你肯定係高手，唔好扮野喇。」百變怪咁講。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3RgehNFGk
「咁都叫做詩，唔好太低B。」掃地僧回應佢。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YbG3rOKZ0
「咁…我朋友佢只係想變強D，希望你教下佢點樣睇D膠Post先有用丫。」百變怪再講。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSq2gPlMBTz
「賜教問我正粉腸，膠Post以為練拳掌，584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPj1jwSz3p9
莫說老身無武功，妄想變強你就想。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwCouh4WZiE
「咁…一係你講下呢度有咩可以俾我朋友佢學到喇！」百變怪講。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnyGQiHrNAX
「話左唔識就唔識，仲要問喎想點Jack，584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR18fAEUlwd
掃地阿伯都要蝦，問我不如問隻Cat。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV07ldbCYrS
「算啦！百變…小強，我地走喇，唔好打攪老人家喇。」我講。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7xxIeJdxI
之後我仲拉走左百變怪佢。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvrswuDHrjU
… (我拉左佢上樓上)584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqT6XoOULG
我地響大樓度上左一層，仲見到一個Pantry…584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3VUo8qUya
決定就坐響度休息下。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwh1bDPjTt
「契弟，你信我丫，個老野肯定係有料架！」百變怪咁講。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNYf5hqffx
「我信你，我幾時唔信你啫，但係人地老人家唔肯講都冇計架。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0BIFigQixE
「淨係得堆膠Post，真係點諗都諗唔到對練功有咩作用。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIgPhBwksNQ
「咦，唔係噃。其實百變怪你咁好打，不如…你做我師父丫！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8UHOFIQxs
「唔得，唔得。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRrIoJjKhFN
「點解唔得呀？你又係男人，我又係男人，你既波多野掌好犀利噃。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kObMlEqWx
「總之唔得啦！」 584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BOXwYghMC
「唔得！？你...其實係咪同賭撚一樣，係個閹人？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHWh4SAVDK
「唉，eee...純粹係因為十日之內唔可能練成。」佢一副苦惱既樣。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSiD6EY2cc
「咁算啦。呢樣唔得，果樣唔得，唔通真係留響度享受食物就算咩？一係...我地再出去闖闖，睇下有冇其他奇遇啦！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Ln2BNwTpb
「你估拍戲咩？而家已經俾左一個奇遇你，你仲想要幾多個呀？唔通真係煮好晒飯俾你，仲要喂埋入你口咩？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmnIwQD0nM
「問題而家係唔知碗飯響邊，或者話唔知邊碗飯先岩我呢。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2SOs9fsoW
「我直覺就覺得膠Post本身唔係直接教你野，而係可以幫你領悟到D野。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBny1DCWlK
「但係我銳角同鈍角都覺得領悟得黎都夠左十日呢。」 584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFyggOTQPr
「或者你再行下，我地分開行下，睇多幾個膠Post先，睇下會唔會有所領悟丫。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwhULCVyIs
結果...584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ64lIKBuKjY
我地分道揚鑣，我落返樓下行，行行下...584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ167zvkMIYQ
仲去左一個荷花池度...584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5py88UV48
「汝家池塘多膠魚...」我摸住池邊廢噏。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJz9AwGcO8S
「幾時有膠魚呀？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyalHsF5Smm
講野既係掃地僧，佢掃地掃到黎呢邊。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfYKP4rXCf
「乜你終於正經返，唔再數白欖喇？」我屹佢。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXpqpNfuyL
「你鍾意咩？咁我就講一些。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4IyAmvtij
「唔玩喇，我只係想知道我未來既方向係點啫？離唔離開到呢度，其實我都打定輸數，我屋企四大元老，即係阿爺阿嫲阿公阿婆呀，佢地早就死晒嚧，阿爸阿媽又有阿哥睇住，我都好放心，所以都冇乜牽掛，係有少少思鄉同掛住D朋友啫。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmiKlNH0ALP
「你都幾...唔知點形容你好添。後生仔，積極D啦！有排你捱呀！」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo48PiH4geI
「捱得值得都好D，最驚係捱乜都唔知。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviqdZutakL
「順口噃，似乎係到你玩野。」 584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2VuTpM6aNL
「咁岩啫。係呢？你真係一D武功都唔識？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WKUpyJ6Ts
「普通一個掃地阿伯，可以識D咩呀？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0H07JatXK2
「咁點解方丈要我同我朋友入黎呢？」呢句我係自言自語。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHrbPWkr2d
「我唔知噃。或者整鬼你地呢。」但係佢聽到都照答我。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBshqe2FjUI
「但係...係呢，你同方丈有咩關係呀？」我問。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94VEo0U4HZ
「兩個男人可以有咩關係呀？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJE4mtXXjt4
「你地唔係真係...」我好疑惑咁發出疑問。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREPHxoWX47
「屌你啦，玩屎忽果家野我唔興既。」掃地僧回應。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgPfalUqFG
「咁你咪真係一個咩都唔知既普通掃街茂？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGrzwm9x7X
「行行出狀元，雖然大個之後都知係假話，但係起碼我認同丫，講你都唔信，我係切切實實咁鍾意掃街既。」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pi9k0HAZA
「哈哈，你咁講，我覺得你好偉大添，咁你有冇咩掃街絕技，可以快速掃幾條街，或者掃得條街特別乾淨咁呀？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡub9yd6DMQh
「咦，你又知我有既？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjrzfOJOkHL
「哈哈哈，點掃法？」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffPO4DbsQp
「哈哈哈，咁囉！咁，咁，咁，咁...」584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bay23py7D
掃地僧佢真係捉起我D手腳黎舞...584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPiBp1EzDrn
「喂，你D招叫咩名堂呀？」我問。584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIV560dZW4
「跣，九，掃！跣，係跣低個跣，形容速度之快就如跣低仆街速度之快，九係形容有九式。見同你傾得咁投契，今日我就破例教你一式玩下啦，專用黎掃墓地用既第一式，掃，理，老，墓！」 584Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfVNO3srqt
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