「你再講我就真係要考慮遠離你喇，我最憎hehe，你唔記得左我鍾意睇波多野結衣咩？黎到呢度，不如睇下練咩功好過啦。」百變怪咁同我講。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ58HG7cZZ4Z
之後我地一齊入左去呢座大樓，大樓四周圍都係書...559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCerHEL3b1q
本本打開都好似高登DPost咁，記載晒所有留言...559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJmYkwBVaE
就連「劉明」呢D字佢都記錄得好清楚。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMQGq2obPH8
「咁我地應該練咩呀？我睇左兩三個已經覺得自己膠化緊。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5SV2mpchFn
「我都唔知，斷估方丈唔會玩鳩我地呱。咦，你睇下果邊。」百變怪講。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7WKSRGemdk
我另返轉頭，見到...559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlaqBnrqkw
「掃地僧！？」百變怪大嗌。 559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnCQrVDhzHh
「會唔會係天龍八部果個丫嗱？」我問。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRpYMI8Tja
「咪酬啦！響圖書館請保持安靜呀柒頭皮！」掃地僧回應我地。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrzUq2sRfm
「唔好意思呀，我想知究竟呢度其實有咩作用？」我問。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sP8SlQKGV
「黎圖書館問圖書館有咩作用？你戇鳩架？」掃地僧串我。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJIj9TRNtC
「咁老人家你又響度做乜呀？」百變怪問。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKzK0Plk06
「你仲戇鳩！你睇唔到我響度掃緊地咩？」掃地僧串百變怪。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThOsRhfqD0
「你咪扮野喇，呢度唔係現實世界，呢度既人要生活資源方面根本唔成問題，無理由會有人會受人二分四黎做清潔工既，你好快D講清楚，唔係我就唔客氣。」百變怪佢突然認真起黎，仲恐嚇老人家。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6IhR8QUtvy
但係老人家佢神態自若，仲咁講：559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkpsJ8ZToU
「有人鍾意屌屎忽，有人鍾意Lon雞骨，559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXYFKqnz67
有人鍾意靠兩手，我都唔知講緊乜。」 559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmMpHmH7tBr
「你求其都作到首詩出黎，你肯定係高手，唔好扮野喇。」百變怪咁講。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR5uQX8hbPP
「咁都叫做詩，唔好太低B。」掃地僧回應佢。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7xumeTs5bA
「咁…我朋友佢只係想變強D，希望你教下佢點樣睇D膠Post先有用丫。」百變怪再講。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WN1LBv5Us
「賜教問我正粉腸，膠Post以為練拳掌，559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡABLrXiKkL5
莫說老身無武功，妄想變強你就想。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHdrOkmfeb
「咁…一係你講下呢度有咩可以俾我朋友佢學到喇！」百變怪講。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzPDtsspN9q
「話左唔識就唔識，仲要問喎想點Jack，559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYtcP3egj1
掃地阿伯都要蝦，問我不如問隻Cat。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeBdplIooYe
「算啦！百變…小強，我地走喇，唔好打攪老人家喇。」我講。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoj2K1BJgZc
之後我仲拉走左百變怪佢。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwTegeAXhu
… (我拉左佢上樓上)559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3jf6M06CS
我地響大樓度上左一層，仲見到一個Pantry…559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0WkxgDHZi
決定就坐響度休息下。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4OAES8glP
「契弟，你信我丫，個老野肯定係有料架！」百變怪咁講。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3IXTfFWn3
「我信你，我幾時唔信你啫，但係人地老人家唔肯講都冇計架。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXQBPGvPEy
「淨係得堆膠Post，真係點諗都諗唔到對練功有咩作用。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZO0ACoRBi2
「咦，唔係噃。其實百變怪你咁好打，不如…你做我師父丫！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTUkSOdLIOL
「唔得，唔得。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KJNnoh1rc
「點解唔得呀？你又係男人，我又係男人，你既波多野掌好犀利噃。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbdH7VXyYy
「總之唔得啦！」 559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4c6na0lMj
「唔得！？你...其實係咪同賭撚一樣，係個閹人？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLokAgiukr
「唉，eee...純粹係因為十日之內唔可能練成。」佢一副苦惱既樣。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnB20e0mUTX
「咁算啦。呢樣唔得，果樣唔得，唔通真係留響度享受食物就算咩？一係...我地再出去闖闖，睇下有冇其他奇遇啦！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6ffSCO5dB
「你估拍戲咩？而家已經俾左一個奇遇你，你仲想要幾多個呀？唔通真係煮好晒飯俾你，仲要喂埋入你口咩？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGcRv8d6LO
「問題而家係唔知碗飯響邊，或者話唔知邊碗飯先岩我呢。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxFjLH7pXL
「我直覺就覺得膠Post本身唔係直接教你野，而係可以幫你領悟到D野。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT4JcN4y9oF
「但係我銳角同鈍角都覺得領悟得黎都夠左十日呢。」 559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLehar14Sg
「或者你再行下，我地分開行下，睇多幾個膠Post先，睇下會唔會有所領悟丫。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw32vWxjCML
結果...559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3WxRlzvml
我地分道揚鑣，我落返樓下行，行行下...559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwJUrtbPiG
仲去左一個荷花池度...559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6AkOOqowdz
「汝家池塘多膠魚...」我摸住池邊廢噏。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYTyIUCzwHs
「幾時有膠魚呀？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0T2WTO9R4j
講野既係掃地僧，佢掃地掃到黎呢邊。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEWhkVJdCg
「乜你終於正經返，唔再數白欖喇？」我屹佢。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡleskW5cwEU
「你鍾意咩？咁我就講一些。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF20pEDpEVl
「唔玩喇，我只係想知道我未來既方向係點啫？離唔離開到呢度，其實我都打定輸數，我屋企四大元老，即係阿爺阿嫲阿公阿婆呀，佢地早就死晒嚧，阿爸阿媽又有阿哥睇住，我都好放心，所以都冇乜牽掛，係有少少思鄉同掛住D朋友啫。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE7nhXevlIa
「你都幾...唔知點形容你好添。後生仔，積極D啦！有排你捱呀！」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vPRBYLIBi
「捱得值得都好D，最驚係捱乜都唔知。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqbLg4u7Oc
「順口噃，似乎係到你玩野。」 559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLUoX43fZX
「咁岩啫。係呢？你真係一D武功都唔識？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31aOquQZqi
「普通一個掃地阿伯，可以識D咩呀？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtRzGqwITtW
「咁點解方丈要我同我朋友入黎呢？」呢句我係自言自語。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfYt594mzz
「我唔知噃。或者整鬼你地呢。」但係佢聽到都照答我。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0YHqTMY5N
「但係...係呢，你同方丈有咩關係呀？」我問。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CaFl3DD6y
「兩個男人可以有咩關係呀？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjGL9Tqu6u
「你地唔係真係...」我好疑惑咁發出疑問。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5NVQejHHU
「屌你啦，玩屎忽果家野我唔興既。」掃地僧回應。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ALv0lciWj
「咁你咪真係一個咩都唔知既普通掃街茂？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN7jmauk8uB
「行行出狀元，雖然大個之後都知係假話，但係起碼我認同丫，講你都唔信，我係切切實實咁鍾意掃街既。」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOiChcv8Bg
「哈哈，你咁講，我覺得你好偉大添，咁你有冇咩掃街絕技，可以快速掃幾條街，或者掃得條街特別乾淨咁呀？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Qmg2sW0Ei
「咦，你又知我有既？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCqXN1RrjSx
「哈哈哈，點掃法？」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmj5Qo8W8mH
「哈哈哈，咁囉！咁，咁，咁，咁...」559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcodvdFxHv7
掃地僧佢真係捉起我D手腳黎舞...559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNU7KziMI3W
「喂，你D招叫咩名堂呀？」我問。559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHqBQt0kQW4
「跣，九，掃！跣，係跣低個跣，形容速度之快就如跣低仆街速度之快，九係形容有九式。見同你傾得咁投契，今日我就破例教你一式玩下啦，專用黎掃墓地用既第一式，掃，理，老，墓！」 559Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGnoWoMLTjR
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