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古語有云:型到盡頭便是柒。事實證明,柒同型好難carry,有時型得滯就好易柒,所以身為偶像派嘅我,梗係唔會亂咁chok啦,費事太型,變咗柒頭。咁呢度就唔係澄澄故事台,係澄澄柒頭台嚕!321Please respect copyright.PENANANzLfC98EJk
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