又到澄叔深宵單身節目《如若我是……》,今集都係照舊,大家投稿,由我去寫。事不而遲,去文。275Please respect copyright.PENANAuDMmyRyFOa
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今晚打響頭炮嘅又係……又係故事台著名文字編輯-Hi HI投稿嘅你老母。(睇嚟佢想做澄母喎,我嗌佢阿媽先)275Please respect copyright.PENANATPFjbZxErn
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假如我是澄母,我會叫我個仔拿拿淋去……寫文,再唔寫文,就冇人睇澄澄故事台㗎喇!再唔寫文,故事台就冇人記得㗎喇!咁我個仔就會摺埋,咁就溝唔到女㗎喇!除咗叫嗰個冇Q用阿仔去寫文之外,當然要幫佢招下女朋友先啦!我阿仔一個優點都冇,有時冇優點都係優點嚟㗎!我個仔現正公開招股,分別係左邊同右邊,有興趣投資嘅,歡迎dm:chingchingstory,有專人同你洽商。275Please respect copyright.PENANA8KRmmV78Kd
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做完自己老母,sell埋自己嗰兩股,之後梗係要俾啲福利自己啦!接著就係讀者CLS ling叫我寫嘅揸波攬腰死人頭。275Please respect copyright.PENANAIIGOk8GVAe
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等我變身先,變個靚仔,落老蘭先,唔係點做揸波攬腰死人頭。275Please respect copyright.PENANA8leGDi2uov
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Yo!我係澄佬!Nice to meet you!275Please respect copyright.PENANAxqfwPuLKd8
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我哋不如試下玩條IQ題,木做嘅門叫木門,鐵做嘅門叫鐵門,咁最幸福嘅門叫咩門?275Please respect copyright.PENANAbIziIl0pxS
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答:「我們?」275Please respect copyright.PENANA4XxChDGJqf
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唔係!係逃生門!「逃生出口的一扇光。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAUjGSFObHwh
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答:「抵你冇女!你唔好做揸波攬腰死人頭啦!咁樣溝女都有嘅。」275Please respect copyright.PENANApYGhcEgm7q
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喂!返嚟吖!唔好走吖!係我們吖!我諗住搞個gag咋!275Please respect copyright.PENANAoB9Xkb8Dfx
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睇完澄佬溝唔到女,係咪好sad呢!唔緊要,我哋一齊為佢默哀一秒鐘啦!好!完。275Please respect copyright.PENANAREtGfCGCvq
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1至10入面,邊個數目字最鳩呢?就係9喇!呢個問題係咪好戇鳩呢?冇錯,我就係戇鳩仔喇!而家為你呈獻嘅就係由戇鳩讀者Levis所投稿嘅戇鳩仔喇!275Please respect copyright.PENANAohAj43HEXi
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戇鳩仔係我,戇鳩就係我喇!戇鳩、戇鳩Yeah!我份人咁正常,好難諗啲戇鳩嘢喎!不過唔緊要!身為一個過氣嘅垃圾作者,梗係得啦!275Please respect copyright.PENANAy5XHHC4zqq
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我哋不如講下戇鳩仔嘅定義先啦!戇鳩仔嘅意思就係戇鳩嘅仔,咁戇鳩係咩?就係戇鳩喇!咁點為之戇鳩呢?就係戇鳩。就係咁,咁就係戇鳩喇!275Please respect copyright.PENANAOSiRW88rkc
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戇鳩仔做完,咁做人梗係要長遠啲諗,學局長話齋,60歲先係中年,我哋就一於幻想下,人到中年嘅時候係點啦!我哋就用賴賴屎(A.K.A.抖M皇)投稿 - 一個60後名叫澄叔嘅阿伯作為今集嘅收尾啦!275Please respect copyright.PENANApOgaTERzTG
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你哋啲後生仔真係唔識嘢嘅,阿伯我吖!食鹽多個你食米啦!嗱!唔好話我係廢老住先!我好有貢獻㗎!我就好支持屯門公園黃色經濟圈嘅,人哋啲阿叔俾Nana嘅利是就係真錢嚟,而我俾嗰啲,都係利是,但入面係一段由後生仔所寫嘅:「光復屯門公園,還我寧靜家園」。屯門公園黃色經濟圈,我梗係好支持㗎啦!275Please respect copyright.PENANAjDYKTMnjgb
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局長話齋,而家踏入中年。換言之,我仲有60年命,梗係安享晚年啦!可惜,60歲嘅我,都係一個溝唔到女嘅可憐蟲。見大家仲聽呢個阿叔講嘢,送首靚歌俾大家。陳柏宇嘅《別來無恙》275Please respect copyright.PENANA9GW3DDtzvJ
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「我現時自己肯做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」275Please respect copyright.PENANAKRuR9jU26L
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上個禮拜真係好唔好意思,由於上個禮拜日晚,我趕緊青年文學獎,所以就抽唔到時間去寫呢篇文。咁今集就去到呢度先,未到你嘅投稿唔緊要住,仲有兩集,一定有大家投稿嘅內容。我哋下個禮拜一23:00再見啦!275Please respect copyright.PENANAKYIBEJfNrR
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