歡迎嚟到澄澄故事台8月讀者互動連載文章 《如若我是……》。514Please respect copyright.PENANAW6ZO53jl7K
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之前透過Instagram限時動態收集各位讀者想寫嘅嘢。首先多謝大家踴躍參與,所收集嘅提議高達19個。喺8月嘅每個禮拜一夜晚23:00都會連載全新節目《如若我是……》希望大家支持。514Please respect copyright.PENANAIDiIoPCdnX
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Hi Hi 小姐,你竟然搶澄澄故事台啲追蹤者,實在是萬惡不赦,作為捍衛澄澄故事台的武俠,我要代表所有讀者懲罰你。514Please respect copyright.PENANAU2ujG7bAja
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哎!吹唔到落去吖,我份人都唔正義嘅,我做劫匪就得,專劫讚好,(換返2020年嘅詞語即係呃 like)。514Please respect copyright.PENANADIlBOJ88SA
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大家放心,現實嘅Hi Hi 係澄澄故事台嘅文字編輯嚟,佢糾正我好多有問題嘅句子,從而提升咗故事台文章質素,一個禮拜睇咁多篇文,仲要睇下有冇語病/錯字其實都唔容易㗎。聽聞佢好似都有新故事喺故事台發佈,大家拭目以待啦!514Please respect copyright.PENANAdlDpBGniqd
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跟住亦都係澄澄故事台文字編輯-Rachel投稿嘅Brian Cha514Please respect copyright.PENANASvzqlBoUPr
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Rachel,明白嘅唔好做澄澄故事台嘅文字編輯囉,Quit 澄澄故事台囉。你成日都會見到我追你……文稿㗎。BTW,因為澄澄故事台仲有好多編輯喺度幫手㗎。BTW。Rachel 我俾一個建議你,唔鍾意嘅quit咗澄澄故事台佢,得唔得,o唔ok?514Please respect copyright.PENANAej0YZviNVN
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大家唔好認真住!啲杜德偉細佬-道德撚唔好話我住,Rachel係故事台嘅開國功臣嚟,我點會唔要佢呢!P.S.佢係男人嚟,大家可以放心。我唔搞gay。514Please respect copyright.PENANATUZHXZYXwX
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唔知大家有冇聽過機場嘅傳說,如果你係洗男廁嘅,你就會乜撚都有,如果你係洗女廁嘅,你就會乜閪都有。如果你係洗殘廁嘅呢,你會見到coffee。搞咗個低質笑話㖭。514Please respect copyright.PENANASfb3l1I2jy
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洗完廁所,就梗係寫埋嚟至灰丑提議嘅馬桶啦。514Please respect copyright.PENANAyKjpwgF1eM
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我叫馬桶,又稱屎塔。明明人類個個都需要我,但都對我避開三尺,覺得我係一個污穢嘅嘢。514Please respect copyright.PENANAIlZMN7vucS
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佢哋糟蹋我,我唔介意,因為我嘅工作係承受人類嘅排泄物,但個個去完都唔撳我頭頂粒制制去沖廁,搞到我嘅身體充滿異味同細菌,咁就對下個使用者唔好。大家打開我,都想見到我有乾淨嘅一面,咁大家去廁所就舒服啲喇!大家聽話,去完廁所,閂返個蓋同埋記得沖廁吖!保持馬桶清潔衛生,你我有責。514Please respect copyright.PENANAbdDCyecxBj
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去完廁所,做埋馬桶,食啲嘢去癖下臭味先。食咩好,梗係檸檬啦。為你介紹,讀者老葉投稿嘅謝霆鋒。514Please respect copyright.PENANAm2U1XxtkMI
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整返個beat先:年輕得碰著誰亦能像威化般乾脆,快活到,半日也像活盡一百萬歲。514Please respect copyright.PENANAEQkBBMsTXD
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人哋煮餸就可以chok啫,我唔通chok住嚟打文咩?chok住嚟打文就好似痙攣咁,514Please respect copyright.PENANAYO7cYjKtFF
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古語有云:型到盡頭便是柒。事實證明,柒同型好難carry,有時型得滯就好易柒,所以身為偶像派嘅我,梗係唔會亂咁chok啦,費事太型,變咗柒頭。咁呢度就唔係澄澄故事台,係澄澄柒頭台嚕!514Please respect copyright.PENANAKMoy9SKdU6
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今個禮拜就講住咁多先啦,如果今個禮拜見唔到你嘅投稿嘅,之後都會有㗎!記住8月內每個禮拜一夜晚23:00,留意澄澄故事台喇! 514Please respect copyright.PENANAj5OkR3UYdi
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