想起第二朝就有得種蜜瓜,尹智娜發咗一個好甜嘅夢,同啲蜜瓜卿卿我我。雖然元朗同佢相處咗短短一日,但元朗都好有心畀張床尹智娜瞓。
叮噹!半夜三更擾人清夢,阻人瞓覺猶如殺人父母。一門驚醒夢中人,也許這是緣份,尹智娜夢中嘅蜜瓜核都冇剩。元朗走去開門,有一個戴住委任證嘅男人,而呢個男人正正就係海哲,梨泰院班會長海哲。海哲揼完骨都要嚟攞OT,其實海哲係好人嚟嘅,佢拎住封梨泰院派出所嘅A4紙。182Please respect copyright.PENANAjjhUlD0u2G
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「那個女人是誰?」182Please respect copyright.PENANAErjKMGPc3E
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「她...?這是我的女朋友。」182Please respect copyright.PENANArfrR3XyJE9
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「啊!大喜訊!幹嘛秘密不告訴我們?都是鄰居偷偷告訴我的!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAfP43dBhD03
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「一言難盡。」182Please respect copyright.PENANA5mhcahGfMX
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「那沒事了,在下方簽名吧。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAKuDeATYWrt
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我們希望你靜下來好好反思,並鄭重告誡你,如果你固執己見,不思悔改,繼續進行違法活動,你將會受到法律的制裁!你明白了嗎?182Please respect copyright.PENANAsIS6K273i1
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答:明白 182Please respect copyright.PENANA8t3mvctWc0
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被訓誡人:元朗 2020年3月27日182Please respect copyright.PENANAgKVDaC5xvd
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訓誡人:海哲 工作單位:梨泰院班182Please respect copyright.PENANAsJj6InTnHM
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元朗一定要答明白,因為呢個係中共嘅唯一作答方法。海哲又話,尹智娜一定要喺屋企強制檢疫14日......再靜靜雞講唔使理呢條規則,尹智娜戴上一條藍色手帶,而呢條手帶係冇追蹤監察嘅。可惜嘅係去蜜瓜教育營嘅念頭取消咗。182Please respect copyright.PENANAnhjX37Al3i
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尹智娜失蹤後,貴為全港最大犯罪集團嘅HKP展開權力爭霸戰,仲有一日如果尹智娜唔出現,張智能就可以做PPRB。張智能未上任先興奮,夜晚去老蘭搵個50歲美魔女one night stand,可惜嘅係個女人中咗武漢肺炎。屯門、旺角、中環三小花--娜娜、妮妮同小龍女佢哋冇再聯絡尹智娜,呢日密密屯門中環兩邊走,享受最後happy伯嘅打賞時光,因康文署打算喺任何公園範圍修例嚴禁打賞(執唔執法182Please respect copyright.PENANAPEYDi15Uu4
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尹智娜唔敢同元朗講佢自己係做警察,同時佢擔心返唔到香港冇得上任。佢見元朗對佢嘅悉心照料深深感受到祖國嘅傳統美德--友善。元朗表面上好cool但內裡鐵漢柔情,得到一眾鄰居歡心。182Please respect copyright.PENANAJREBxaL6Mc
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天光,一眾師奶又送啲貴價正嘢畀元朗,簡單形容佢哋嘅外貌,全部都係面露「唔驚姐」嘅笑容,愛國嘅特質充分展現眼前。佢哋為咗留返啲祖國製造嘅嘢畀其他人體驗農民嘅勞苦,而破費買美國安格斯、日本A5、英國大肉腸。呢啲行為唔係叛國,而係增強外交成員國嘅關係。佢哋去咗元朗屋企認識下「未來大嫂」,冇咗隻一索都可以打麻雀㗎嘛,拉闊啲個畫面嚟睇,啲官員別有用心咁關懷市民呀。182Please respect copyright.PENANADuzcb8sQBh
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大媽們買齊料嚟,午餐係尹智娜一心上嚟大灣區食嘅海底撈!初時擔心連生命麵包都冇得食嘅佢霎時感動(BGM)。尹智娜見到啲中國番茄同粟米就心心眼,因為平時食富撚同鳩品360嗰啲都係有毒嘅。大媽半鹹半淡嘅廣東話好似去咗食譚J新型米線咁,國際都會嘅好客之道。182Please respect copyright.PENANArgAGOEfe3d
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「智娜,唔使拘謹喎,隨便食吖。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAs1YP8zFxxM
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「我想要啲番茄同粟米。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAtc6ms1lHEz
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係人都知呢啲食物落喺湯底度好惹味,但係放喺海底撈咁辣嘅湯底肯定勁過野味。182Please respect copyright.PENANAV3T7FhjTGr
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「媽!好辣呀!啲中國粟米同番茄又酸又難食,係咪有毒㗎!」182Please respect copyright.PENANAe0KySNhWVT
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「喂你做乜污名化我國名產呀?我堅決反對你嘅言論喎。你當我買返嚟啲嘢係屎啊?鬼叫你唔食美國日本牛?有得揀都唔食。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAgS0vdy6eiV
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大媽異口同聲嘅呢番說話,真係好難觸摸。尹智娜展開佢喺「警察殼院」嘅哪吒招,希望博班大媽同情......182Please respect copyright.PENANA2tVH2Yri3X
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「我無啦啦要喺度做所謂嘅隔離檢疫14日,又冇得打波、食車仔麵......呀嗚......你對唔對得住我同車仔麵嘅感情,我哽咽喇。」182Please respect copyright.PENANAloM4f7AkOk
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「做戲做全套吖嘛,一早擺晒啲紙巾白花油喺度為碗車仔麵而喊,又唔似法拉利女神realize啲戲。」元朗細細聲講點知俾尹智娜聽到。182Please respect copyright.PENANA3S7HvkHjCU
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尹智娜黑面到爆,佢由大媽們氹返,一齊開咗罐2020年嘅「黑白是飲啤」飲。佢哋有講有笑,但其實尹智娜開始醉。「我冇醉我冇醉!」堅持己見一意孤行係香港警察嘅特質,但係執法嗰陣唔敢落單,可能佢哋執法嗰陣太投入?182Please respect copyright.PENANAlyGsdomYgK
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「我偷偷話畀你哋知,我就係患咗中國病毒Chinese Virus嘅美軍。」尹智娜「姣屍扽篤」嘅個性但飲咗酒都冇親密嘅行為出現,唔明酒吧冇得賣酒。182Please respect copyright.PENANApbkE6EF2sS
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「漢奸!」大媽以假亂真咗好嬲,佢哋同親共組織認識嘅耳火爽好熟,即刻打畀礙交部發言人耳火爽。大件事喇!尹智娜連委任證都冇,得部手機喺身,回鄉證又留咗喺架Teslady度......好彩即使有啲小粉紅feel嘅元朗,入咗房買船飛返珠海,趕走班大媽飛車出碼頭。182Please respect copyright.PENANAIQKYCAcQt6
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尹智娜同元朗成功闖關上船,但係航行途中,船務員進行搜查管制,冇證件嘅佢選擇學某韓劇情節,挨落元朗健碩嘅身軀度扮瞓着咗。Hea爆嘅船務員見佢瞓著咗都冇查資料,佢哋最後順利到達珠海。不過一波未平一波又起......182Please respect copyright.PENANAh3O0wlw2xQ
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「咩係playgroup呀?小朋友四個以上唔玩得?」尹智娜講完呢句就響起「片美曲」。預告永遠係最好睇。182Please respect copyright.PENANAATthKsVP0g
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‹待續。›182Please respect copyright.PENANAbVR2Pu4WN7
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P.S.又話個病毒來自外太空,跟隨隕石墜落中國嘅?又話美軍傳染嘅,侵侵又話中國病毒?係武漢肺炎呀!中國武漢肺炎呀!182Please respect copyright.PENANADDeY4pZGC4
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