尹智娜去咗元朗屋企，仍然茫然嘅佢想搵返自己架車，因為部Teslady啱啱落地無耐。雖然佢相由心生好樣衰，但係作為女警嘅佢顧盼自豪，佢向元朗耍出美人計。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3BY1z08CB
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「帥哥~」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lEfbSTzn4
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「...坐吧。」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfh7Wh5xrTM
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「㖿，我想回香港。」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYnlZOcdTMl
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元朗冇理佢。唔知係咪尹智娜平時都係着制服嘅關係，佢見到元朗高大威猛就好想誘惑佢。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7vygGZYUX
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元朗轉移話題：「你餓吧？我煮個麵給你。」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAlaLt8Ttx
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根據香港某大電視台嘅橋段，煮麵之餘會整返熱碗湯。可惜元朗冇，佢喺廚房煮個麵畀尹智娜食，個麵係尹智娜久仰嘅「武漢大餐」。尹智娜參觀元朗間屋，五星紅旗高高掛，仲用五個金色牌匾鑲起祖國偉大嘅人物。電視播緊中央電視台......213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxIxDY0lzX
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「嘻，站起來！」元朗停低淥麵嘅動作，肅立端正。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgKrWmonZi
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「起來......不願...」元朗哭𠹌佐，想起五星紅旗上的大星，共產主義制度多麼感人。尹智娜亦被元朗嘅愛國精神所感動，眼有淚光。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLgoiXjHzRV
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播完國歌，元朗去返廚房熄火。「剛剛好。」元朗忽然有啲似chef lemon。元朗拎咗個電蚊拍出門口，等咗一陣，佢活禽咗兩隻蝙蝠返嚟。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb85YZDDUlA
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「趁熱食吧！」元朗一啖就咬甩咗蝙蝠個頭，肉汁好Juicy。尹智娜慢慢將活生生嘅蝙蝠放入口......213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfdOvCJHnzS
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「吃完了吧？吃完就去洗碗！」元朗請人嚟食嘢要人執手尾，尹智娜做慣女警揸慣警棍，對百潔布嘅質感有啲生疏。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZk7NFZCtK
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「喂，呀祥，有冇見過呀娜呀？」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ujfZuDR6L
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「中哥你好，呀娜有冇搵過你？」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnMztrFoZd
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「華記，知唔知呀娜喺邊呀？」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde32Yuilmf
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巨波Man瘋狂打電話問尹智娜啲friend，睇下佢有冇玩3P。同時，PPRB喺Facebook指「一人一like$1酬金尋找madam」，30萬人like咗嘅香港警察Facebook page頓時變咗28萬人like。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkx0na5QJGw
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「Madam要小心，我唔係住哥頭！」唔少comments問候關心madam。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdiwK4I5PMl
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元朗其實係黨翻牆部營業主管，但今日要到家超省審理五毛翻牆不當使用Instaprogram事件。佢已經遲咗2個鐘搭車去家超省。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBkNgkVImR8
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「你躲在這不要動，不然你會死的。」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEnJY6Mtzp
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「你可買點海底...」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EreNUEgIP
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呯一聲，道門已經閂咗。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJosOYCMe0z
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望住車廂電視，農民辛勤耕作，真係粒粒皆辛苦。飯都未煮熟，元朗已經到咗家超省。可是，元朗搭出車廂一步，吸咗一啖家超嘅空氣就已經俾保家衛國部會長捉走咗......原來佢喺屋企唔小心轉錯台，睇咗NNN日本國家電視台。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnIOudQWZ6
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海哲為咗告元朗「顛覆國家政權罪」，而去咗元朗嘅寓所蒐證。海哲攞住搜查令入咗元朗屋企，咁啱尹智娜喺屎坑痾緊屎......海哲為咗早啲收工去揼骨，求其搬走咗部電視同遙控就離開，尹智娜亦都唔知有人入過嚟。元朗最後被判無罪釋放，為國捐軀將部電視送咗畀電視台。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb78QkNwYuC
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「回來了？噢！為甚麼沒有了電視？」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnqfdq05Ba
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「不就好了，你不用定時唱國歌！」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzQuBINe9O
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雖然好似成日做咗好多嘢，但係時間只係晏晝一點。元朗喺雜物房拎咗一套國旗床單出嚟，但係套床單俾啲國產廁紙壓住巢晒。元朗又攞咗張timetable出嚟，再喺DVD機播條video。Video編號：COVID-19。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3jK9u7zPY
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冇錯，難得一場嚟到，元朗梗係要尹智娜學習大解放軍嘅自衛術---摺被。摺被睇落好簡單，但係好難去到起角嘅境界。摺咗九九八十一分鐘，元朗終於收貨。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUj6XvV9gW
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「哎呀！損咗呀！」尹智娜講埋廣東話，咁應該個角都幾尖下，整到隻腳，呢八十一分鐘冇浪費到。不過元朗就話比佢預期嘅42分鐘多咗39分鐘......213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ89RIET7DzY
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摺完被終於可以休息一下。元朗問尹智娜想飲茅台定夢G藍，而尹智娜呢刻最掛住嘅係尾心嘅咖喱牛腩飯。尹智娜有啲寂寞，開始打開話題，同揼咗佢沾滿泥土嘅口罩。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlJ0Vn4usX
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尹智娜之前偷偷望出面嘅人，全部都相信政府唔戴口罩。而上網睇微薄嘅疫情消息，見到「全面受控」，尹智娜決定除罩相見，人與人互相交際唔使受隔膜。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpMuKDlMh0
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「我想問你武....新型肺炎的情況怎樣？」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrD7MSX8Sd
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「沒事，只要相信黨就不怕。有十多人死了，但他們都是與併發症一起發病才死的。」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSGJEUPAHlg
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「真的嗎？為甚麼我看香港的CCTVB說死了2000多人？」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXX8AWc4IC
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「你看的是甚麼電視？你一定被美國的報導誤導了。我國家的數據才是正確的！」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6MYj1GGx7
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元朗為咗扯開話題，拎咗幾張寫住超甜蜜瓜嘅優惠券出嚟。213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5vnm9kffO
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「是蜜瓜！我很喜歡的。你可否換給我？」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡliRLnz8QTy
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「你要幫我做一件事。」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ977TJVtbqv
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『這是一個高級農民種植訓練，全國蜜瓜豐收靠你們。不用上等種子和器具，只需你們的心意。價錢免費，價值不菲！』213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSMaNrPv2e
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「好的。」213Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQudB428FV
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尹智娜冇嘢執，只係早啲瞓第二朝去坐高鐵。
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