你，最近還好嗎？每年4月1日，係愚人節。有人覺得好無聊，有人覺得好有趣。不過自從2003年，「哥哥」張國榮離去，4月1日變得沉重。每年都會有粉絲送花悼念呢位偶像，送花悼念正常不過。同樣地，831發生7個月有市民去太子站獻花，本來和平嘅流水式活動，卻俾警察拘捕，控告非法集結。匪夷所思，獻花都唔畀，身有屎啊？咁唔尊重死者嘅。警察再將被捕人士一群人企喺一齊，再用緊急法例多於4人集結罪名拉佢哋。喺的士播歌都話公眾地方行為不檢，自己評評理吖。
世界上總有啲人係咁弱智。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjE51OE7DD3
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尹智娜同元朗落船經過入境大樓，有塊「珠Hi，歡迎您」嘅banner，尹智娜同香港嘅距離又進一步喇！191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWefH6W2wHB
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「係習主席。呢個玩笑我哋唔開得。」元朗怕共㗎原來。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMciGUHJOlL
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佢哋再次成功闖關，通過貨運停車場。喺一眾國產汽車面前，有一部車鶴立雞群。冇錯，就係尹智娜嘅Teslady。覺唔覺得好似某個三色台嘅膠劇情節咩？話你知，如果畀嗰個三色台拍嘅話，架車一早漏油爆炸再嚟多個空中飛人。言歸正傳，尹智娜即刻上返車換電話卡，美國製手機響過不停，當然佢首先facetime佢老公。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5CXx1bm7F
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經過一番肉麻嘅說話，佢老公冇懷疑尹智娜不特止，仲話手頭上冇資料唔知警方尋人。咦，佢老公報料都有酬金攞㗎喎...梗係攞啦，藍屍港豬本性，所以咁多沉默的500慢人為咗枝洗手液而簽23條街站囉！191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPZ1HVPssZ
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尹智娜睇佢個「SAFE PK」群組，見到個以為自己啲燉湯好好飲嘅木易明喺度尋找尹智娜。而碌落下一個post，又係木易明喺度熱烈恭賀張智能成為新一任PPRB總警司。果然「火享攵」嘅生意拍烏蠅，有湯唔燉，走嚟撐警。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy1I7uZdOou
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「我張智能上任咗PPRB之後，一定同市民嘅關係日益良好，肯定係。」張智能忠誠勇毅嘅態度十分唔值得我哋學習。尹智娜好唔開心，但佢化悲憤為力量，因為一哥都係由細到大睇開心字典，做下特約演員上位啫。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3selVIZ34
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元朗向大解放軍請咗14日假，其實係避開班大媽同耳火爽。海哲去咗元朗屋企摸門釘，佢本身想拎筆錢畀尹智娜同元朗。一班大媽見佢拎住啲正嘢蜂擁埋去瓜分，啲錢就咁冇晒。海哲作為有經驗嘅政治人物，佢將啲30%成功率武漢肺炎試劑入晒一包包錢。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQFC0aeB2r
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咁......健康遠比金錢重要！大媽們執到啦！191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4ZSGbjF4q
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大媽們返屋企拆錢用嚟打牌嗰陣，先發現係祖國偉大發明！「蠢瑩都係話呢個正嘢嚟㗎，係班美國佬唔識欣賞啫！」係呀，陽性都變陰性啦，「非醫療用，購買前請仔細核對使用說明」祖國幫助別人嘅心意係真誠㗎嘛！佢哋po上Shitter......191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7CJEqV1wx
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「咦，耳火爽話佢個Shitter account 俾人block咗呀！」大媽們就話用返微薄啦，啲番鬼佬嘢我哋鬼識用咩！191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafxURkaIPU
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尹智娜睇完電話想撻車嗰陣，發現架Teslady竟然有電，不過爆咗條胎，所以勉強都可以繼續返香港。不過現實發生嘅事總係好戲劇性。元朗聽咗個電話，收到消息話大解放軍墜機。OMG，最緊要人有事，最衰就係撞咗埋去郊野公園破壞自然生態！191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ku6eAcYEj
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「我陪你吖！」元朗一口拒絕，喺電光火石嘅情況下，三小花娜娜、妮妮、小龍女巧合到一個點打嚟。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wyuVVcVDk
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講返早兩日，尹智娜未嚟嗰時。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXjanILdY2
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「BB豬小鮮肉，記唔記得我哋嘅約定呀？」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs2rUDsDtiH
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佢係元朗個女朋友，程嘉藍。話說程嘉藍喺元朗做大解放軍咁耐都冇見過佢，但即使佢哋long D 一樣情濃。程嘉藍有一日去咗錄音唱「方艙醫院真可怕」撞到元朗呀媽，元朗啊媽問佢哋幾時拉埋天窗，其實程嘉藍都好想快啲結婚嘅。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ11v8W1SxUz
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睇到呢度都知，大解放軍根本冇墜機，冇死4個人，假㗎！元朗係為咗撇開尹智娜，而夾埋三小花約尹智娜去食海底撈。佢竟然卑鄙到偷咗尹智娜個「迷信」去chat三小花......元朗好不情願咁踏咗其中一隻船。
尹智娜揸車去食海底撈，都一路打電話畀元朗。揸電單車都拍開雙手啦，揸住部電話算啲咩喎。幾經辛苦，佢打通咗元朗電話。咁啱元朗同麗晶撐緊檯腳。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLKGmO479C
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尹智娜：「元朗！」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ASSpchyW5
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元朗：「（冇出聲）」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ07jrNqsVDX
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尹智娜：「喂，hello！」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNc6qUTU9Q
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元朗：「I'm sorry.I can't hear your question.」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwqxXEXuF7
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咁就收咗線。成個過程同記者問世衛台灣嘅問題如出一轍。元朗喺程嘉藍隔離，佢嘅迅速應變仲快過政府宣佈關閉K房同麻雀館。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14lJZCgJOL
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尹智娜最後都搵咗三小花食海底撈，四個人啱啱好。三小花嘅衣著打扮眼前一亮，blue eye shadow、藍衫藍褲藍鞋子，很藍。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8RAA9nuaKs
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「你哋三個做乜着到咁藍？」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM4QW5gMhJ
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「我哋希望疫情減退，着藍色衫寓意有信心香港好快可以打贏這場仗，雨過天青。」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuH0uh1nez
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藍色衫就冇事，咁點解兩個軍裝警中咗武肺㗎？191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV0FLRmTY2N
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三小花同尹智娜喺度傾偈飲酒思考人生，「秀娥離開咗我嘅人生呀~~~！」班嘢真係好鍾意睇韓劇喎又。三小花又話而家咪話喺屯門公園「獻妓」，連自己去Noway唱歌都noway呀！佢哋而家唯有喺唞音拍片，不過就冇得講廣東話。191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVDxpBiiZB
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「喂元朗，尹智娜出事呀！佢醉咗同海底撈個煲發生親密行為呀！」191Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JDHXymztn
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‹待續。›
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