想起第二朝就有得種蜜瓜，尹智娜發咗一個好甜嘅夢，同啲蜜瓜卿卿我我。雖然元朗同佢相處咗短短一日，但元朗都好有心畀張床尹智娜瞓。
叮噹！半夜三更擾人清夢，阻人瞓覺猶如殺人父母。一門驚醒夢中人，也許這是緣份，尹智娜夢中嘅蜜瓜核都冇剩。元朗走去開門，有一個戴住委任證嘅男人，而呢個男人正正就係海哲，梨泰院班會長海哲。海哲揼完骨都要嚟攞OT，其實海哲係好人嚟嘅，佢拎住封梨泰院派出所嘅A4紙。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DVluWcvag
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMbaKH28gL
「那個女人是誰？」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzT3XY9KI5
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0W6zGuwup
「她...？這是我的女朋友。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiRWENCr6T
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UZw8PQyVr
「啊！大喜訊！幹嘛秘密不告訴我們？都是鄰居偷偷告訴我的！」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYQytlwi2a
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3a24gYm8z
「一言難盡。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe3riCEhwc
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX58O5Qe3qZ
「那沒事了，在下方簽名吧。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡELLfyAEgeF
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg42BUvhTVX
我們希望你靜下來好好反思，並鄭重告誡你，如果你固執己見，不思悔改，繼續進行違法活動，你將會受到法律的制裁！你明白了嗎？204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAuRIRXOoa
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpo8CjdIuJc
答：明白 204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EgJB79G7Q
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoiW1bpxdU
被訓誡人：元朗 2020年3月27日204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZ9dx4Nfvg
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqHrCWAfMa
訓誡人：海哲 工作單位：梨泰院班204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziCVMeFJQw
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jvk7urzXC
元朗一定要答明白，因為呢個係中共嘅唯一作答方法。海哲又話，尹智娜一定要喺屋企強制檢疫14日......再靜靜雞講唔使理呢條規則，尹智娜戴上一條藍色手帶，而呢條手帶係冇追蹤監察嘅。可惜嘅係去蜜瓜教育營嘅念頭取消咗。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxv8ITMTl6
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70sRyfbw2e
尹智娜失蹤後，貴為全港最大犯罪集團嘅HKP展開權力爭霸戰，仲有一日如果尹智娜唔出現，張智能就可以做PPRB。張智能未上任先興奮，夜晚去老蘭搵個50歲美魔女one night stand，可惜嘅係個女人中咗武漢肺炎。屯門、旺角、中環三小花--娜娜、妮妮同小龍女佢哋冇再聯絡尹智娜，呢日密密屯門中環兩邊走，享受最後happy伯嘅打賞時光，因康文署打算喺任何公園範圍修例嚴禁打賞（執唔執法204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3scs7uPwtg
係另一回事）。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc70RpLf3Oz
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZXs8uaxyZ
尹智娜唔敢同元朗講佢自己係做警察，同時佢擔心返唔到香港冇得上任。佢見元朗對佢嘅悉心照料深深感受到祖國嘅傳統美德--友善。元朗表面上好cool但內裡鐵漢柔情，得到一眾鄰居歡心。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRoe5RJcCF
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdoPno7PIbl
天光，一眾師奶又送啲貴價正嘢畀元朗，簡單形容佢哋嘅外貌，全部都係面露「唔驚姐」嘅笑容，愛國嘅特質充分展現眼前。佢哋為咗留返啲祖國製造嘅嘢畀其他人體驗農民嘅勞苦，而破費買美國安格斯、日本A5、英國大肉腸。呢啲行為唔係叛國，而係增強外交成員國嘅關係。佢哋去咗元朗屋企認識下「未來大嫂」，冇咗隻一索都可以打麻雀㗎嘛，拉闊啲個畫面嚟睇，啲官員別有用心咁關懷市民呀。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOjEjWIiS7
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8DO5onGd48
大媽們買齊料嚟，午餐係尹智娜一心上嚟大灣區食嘅海底撈！初時擔心連生命麵包都冇得食嘅佢霎時感動（BGM）。尹智娜見到啲中國番茄同粟米就心心眼，因為平時食富撚同鳩品360嗰啲都係有毒嘅。大媽半鹹半淡嘅廣東話好似去咗食譚J新型米線咁，國際都會嘅好客之道。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT7CzSIF4l
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1qQ90Hhkj
「智娜，唔使拘謹喎，隨便食吖。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnT9D4Wmvj
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpXOY1nKWT
「我想要啲番茄同粟米。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFAlPm47VQc
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI49MSXfWd4
係人都知呢啲食物落喺湯底度好惹味，但係放喺海底撈咁辣嘅湯底肯定勁過野味。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVnNW4jqFMo
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5XGZsvSTf
「媽！好辣呀！啲中國粟米同番茄又酸又難食，係咪有毒㗎！」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBbQBusldvq
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIQUJBnIm2z
「喂你做乜污名化我國名產呀？我堅決反對你嘅言論喎。你當我買返嚟啲嘢係屎啊？鬼叫你唔食美國日本牛？有得揀都唔食。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6NyqTebLu
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItaICOqQWy
大媽異口同聲嘅呢番說話，真係好難觸摸。尹智娜展開佢喺「警察殼院」嘅哪吒招，希望博班大媽同情......204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2MRFTIVec
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvvGh9LQ03
「我無啦啦要喺度做所謂嘅隔離檢疫14日，又冇得打波、食車仔麵......呀嗚......你對唔對得住我同車仔麵嘅感情，我哽咽喇。」204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqYNX1ql38
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3wcWPuioe
「做戲做全套吖嘛，一早擺晒啲紙巾白花油喺度為碗車仔麵而喊，又唔似法拉利女神realize啲戲。」元朗細細聲講點知俾尹智娜聽到。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4PM4aqBad
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRGeWbzb92
尹智娜黑面到爆，佢由大媽們氹返，一齊開咗罐2020年嘅「黑白是飲啤」飲。佢哋有講有笑，但其實尹智娜開始醉。「我冇醉我冇醉！」堅持己見一意孤行係香港警察嘅特質，但係執法嗰陣唔敢落單，可能佢哋執法嗰陣太投入？204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiWN4DAPKQM
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDGr0GDRoee
「我偷偷話畀你哋知，我就係患咗中國病毒Chinese Virus嘅美軍。」尹智娜「姣屍扽篤」嘅個性但飲咗酒都冇親密嘅行為出現，唔明酒吧冇得賣酒。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡikN1zONZ9H
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgADCcnuBDA
「漢奸！」大媽以假亂真咗好嬲，佢哋同親共組織認識嘅耳火爽好熟，即刻打畀礙交部發言人耳火爽。大件事喇！尹智娜連委任證都冇，得部手機喺身，回鄉證又留咗喺架Teslady度......好彩即使有啲小粉紅feel嘅元朗，入咗房買船飛返珠海，趕走班大媽飛車出碼頭。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnq9RqDO8h
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssVdaKx6jA
尹智娜同元朗成功闖關上船，但係航行途中，船務員進行搜查管制，冇證件嘅佢選擇學某韓劇情節，挨落元朗健碩嘅身軀度扮瞓着咗。Hea爆嘅船務員見佢瞓著咗都冇查資料，佢哋最後順利到達珠海。不過一波未平一波又起......204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOgWrHqAfo
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNm9wf7ly1G
「咩係playgroup呀？小朋友四個以上唔玩得？」尹智娜講完呢句就響起「片美曲」。預告永遠係最好睇。204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX1pK9ur5v
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFTZTDaMiD
‹待續。›204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdUJLdKx5t
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAODJltWKo
P.S.又話個病毒來自外太空，跟隨隕石墜落中國嘅？又話美軍傳染嘅，侵侵又話中國病毒？係武漢肺炎呀！中國武漢肺炎呀！204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Rdjc7IUTU
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiPUK95zwZb
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCWKkSxJv88
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfLkfuUtDx
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQym2h6ISP
204Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dP54ymCHx
然後按「加至主畫面」